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Knights of Arcadia Phalla Night GAME OVER: MAFIA VICTORY

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  • Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    With a sharpened shekel and a bottle of rye, I'll be a scrapper til the day I die. :whistle:

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    If we happen to get a full signup list by this weekend, we still won't end the first day until Monday.

    Jesus, it is taking forever to fill this damn game.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    The knights in the capital are there instead of the front line for reasons that I might as well get into right now.

    Ohh please do! I'm exited to roleplay!

    I doubt anyone pays as close attention to the detail in the [strike]three[/strike]two Knights of Arcadia game storyline, but if you did you might notice two things.

    1. This takes game has the Acquaintance in it, so it must be after the events of the SE++ game.
    2. During the SE++ game, Underlund was overrun by OSA and his demons. To wit:
    He presents you with the dinner, a meat pie made from game the Acquaintance had acquired. He takes a bite out of an apple, and continues. "The rumors are true: a demon now sits on the Underlund throne. It is very dire I am afraid. Sorry, not a demon, no. The Demon King Osa."

    The Acquaintance frowns and shakes his head. "The Underlund oligarchy sought power and were found wanting. And so goes the story of how a country was slaughtered and damned in a single night. But it's a story we all know, the wheel of fate turns the same now as it always had. Where steel, sword, and war were now is replaced by souls, runes, and rituals." He takes another bite from his apple. "A servant suffers his master's hubris, whether in plains of heather or in planes of Aether."

    So how is this possible?

    Did you notice how there are no aristocratic PCs from the Asphodel guild? Most were replaced by actual demons when they wagered the Underlund countryside for power. They had assumed that wagering their subjects would save them from a horrible fate if they lost The Game, but it simply ensured their own demise. The players were half aristocracy and half subjects who were aware of their masters' treachery. The Game was short, the Asphodel contingent lost.

    Magic creates an illusion that the Underlund countryside is not a hellscape. It also protects the main trade routes to the capital and the capital itself from outright demonic incursion.

    But now the surviving aristocracy has entered into a new contract, double or nothing, wagering the capital and all its riches against the Underlund countryside.

    The Acquaintance is interfering somehow and, from his own sick humor, has manipulated the magic at work to ensure that no person responsible for creating the pact is actually playing The Game. They still suffer the consequences in the event of a loss, but they have no control over the outcome.

    Munkus you are magnificent!

  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    I would honestly suggest you cut roles where necessary and start the game.

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  • Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    I've found the perfect avatar for Phalla.

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  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Spring break time in phalla land.

    Plus, a few regulars are taking a break.

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    what the fuck is this

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
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    !Sign up 12. Churl Blast

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Six slots left, five after @Infidel chooses a role

    I really hate to cut it when it's this close to filling up, but if guess we'll start on Monday if we don't get the final spots this weekend.

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Six slots left, five after @Infidel chooses a role

    I really hate to cut it when it's this close to filling up, but if guess we'll start on Monday if we don't get the final spots this weekend.

    Weekends tend to be pretty slow regardless. Starting on Monday would probably be your best bet either way, and that will give some extra time for stragglers to sign up.

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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    I agree, let's start on Monday in any case.

    The slow signups got me wondering, have there been any D&D or SE++ phallas recently? Those always seem to bring in a new crop of phalla players.

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  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    It's saddening to see a Munkus Phalla that isn't filled up.

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  • MillMill Registered User regular
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    I agree, let's start on Monday in any case.

    The slow signups got me wondering, have there been any D&D or SE++ phallas recently? Those always seem to bring in a new crop of phalla players.

    There hasn't been a recent D&D phalla, I know that's what got me into this. SE++ is one of those boards that I rarely visit, so I wouldn't know.

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    In the other boards, I give a longer definition for recent. In D&D there was the political phalla with politicians. Last one in SE++ that I can remember was Baidol's mass effect phalla for ME3.

  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    I do believe Ebum's Daily Show in D&D was the last one there and yeah, I agree, Baidol's ME game was the last I remember in SE.

  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    So, Habemus Phallam with interlocking and opposed factions of conservatives, liberals, and reactionaries attempting to prevent a crypto-Protestant from taking the throne of St. Peter. Too sacreligious, or just sacreligious enough?

  • CayrusCayrus Registered User regular
    I was Day One's in Phallaclave, so I'd be totally down for another one.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    I wanted to run another phalla in SE++ this past Christmas, but that never got through management.

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  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    !Sign Up, 26. Javier Hardy

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Give me the first open spot

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Lazy

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    the alternative is he doesn't play because he's busy so

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Yup.

    I should be back to normal schedule by Monday.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    And now that I'm on an actual computer and dare to parse the OP, Joyce Chambers.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    So, Habemus Phallam with interlocking and opposed factions of conservatives, liberals, and reactionaries attempting to prevent a crypto-Protestant from taking the throne of St. Peter. Too sacreligious, or just sacreligious enough?

    But won't the liberal faction be like 1 guy?

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote: »
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    So, Habemus Phallam with interlocking and opposed factions of conservatives, liberals, and reactionaries attempting to prevent a crypto-Protestant from taking the throne of St. Peter. Too sacreligious, or just sacreligious enough?

    But won't the liberal faction be like 1 guy?

    Sorry. Should have said "liberal".

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2013
    Alright, the game will start on Monday regardless.

    3 people dead to inactivus on the first day would be a nice change of pace to the usual start anyway.

    And yeah, only 3 spots left! You have until Monday at 6 PM to join!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Dang, I was this close to losing the file with all my demon names on it.

    Phew

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    when do i get to start being fat and rich

    binding indebted souls to my belt buckle

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  • CayrusCayrus Registered User regular
    Is this starting soon?

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    Hi

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  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    !SIGN UP 33. Christopher Kendrick

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
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  • MillMill Registered User regular
    I call upon the souls stored in my arm to destroy my foes

    Can a weary beggar ask you Mr. Soul summoner to perhaps look into summoning some players that have yet to sign up?

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Have these SOULS you speak of cast off their mortal coils and DEPARTED THROUGH THE VEIL OF DEATH?
    If not, I find such endeavors beneath my station.

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  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    So much for TRV being more helpful this game. He's already way to far into this character. 8->

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  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    Mikey CTS wrote: »
    So much for TRV being more helpful this game. He's already way to far into this character. 8->

    No such thing! Why, a sense of one's self is all ya really have, after everything's been...

    stripped away...

    Then it's all gone,
    and you'll never ... get it back.

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I'm mostly just too lazy to read through the signup list. Who normally plays but hasn't signed up?

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  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Saber hasn't posted since February and hasn't logged on in over a week.

    Think he might be taking a bit of a break.

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