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Our first, last and only line of defense (another XCOM LP) (completed)

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular

    Sq. Kathulu: Stay calm, miss, you're safe now. Just stick with me and my friends, we'll get you back home.

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    Anna Sing: Thank you!

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    Cpl. Macky: We've got another wave of hostiles incoming.

    Anna Sing: Oh god, not more of those things!

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    Maj. Madder: Don't worry Miss Sing, we have everything under control.

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    Maj. Madder {plasma sniper rifle fire}

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    {plasma rifle fire}

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    Cpl. Macky: Woah. Close one.

    Sq. Crawfish: One more tango dropping in!

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    Sq. Crawfish: Uh, make that two more.

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    Anna Sing: Oh god, they're everywhere!!

    Maj. Madder: Just stay calm and keep moving, miss. Like I said we have everything under control!

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    Lt. Feriluce {plasma rifle fire}

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    Lt. Feriluce: Uh, shots wide.

    {plasma rifle fire}

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    Lt. Feriluce: Oww! Dammit.. who used all my medkits??

    Anna Sing: Another one of those things!!

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    Cpl. Macky: Over by the 'ranger, one more!

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    Cpl. Macky: ... I mean two more!

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    Maj. Madder: Like I said, everything under control.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    Maj. Madder: Murderbot, move!

    Sgt. Murderbot: Moving.

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    {plasma rifle fire}

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    Sgt. Murderbot: Miss Sing, is this guy bothering you? Sir, kindly step the fuck off.

    Sgt. Murderbot {plasma rifle fire}

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    Lt. Feriluce: I see you lurking there you skinny, slimy jerk. Think you can shoot me in the face and I'm not gonna just shoot your right back in your own big jerky face??

    Lt. Feriluce {plasma rifle fire}

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    {plasma rifle fire}

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    Maj. Madder: Aagh. Grrr... I wish I had psionics so I could hate all thin men to death.

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    Maj. Madder {plasma sniper rifle fire}

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    Maj. Madder: Though I guess a plasma sniper rifle will just have to do.

    Cpl. Macky: Got another one running!

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    Sgt. Murderbot {plasma rifle fire}

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    Sgt. Murderbot: Not running any more.

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    Maj. Madder: Miss Sing has made it to the Skyranger. Repeat - the package is secure.

    Cpl. Macky: Huh, we really did have everything under control.

    Maj. Madder: As if there was ever any doubt. Let's deal with these stragglers.

    {plasma rifle fire}

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    Sq. Crawfish: Unlucky, ET. Now catch.

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    {explosion}

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    {plasma rifle fire}

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    {stone crumbling}

    Cpl. Macky: Thanks for getting that fountain out the way! I can get a rocket on this guy.

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    Maj. Madder: Hold off on that, corporal, let the rookie have a shot first. Crawfish, think you can take it out?

    Sq. Crawfish: Uh. I wouldn't exactly say it's a sure thing.

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    Maj. Madder: Go for it. Macky, if he misses, turn that thing into dogfood.

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    Sq. Crawfish {heavy laser fire}

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    Maj. Madder: Nice shooting, rookie.

    Sgt. Murderbot: Yeah, not bad. For a heavy.

    Cpl. Macky: Aww, damn you rookie. I wanted to explode him!

    Sq. Crawfish: Apologies.

    Sq. Kathulu: We have one left over here.

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    Cpl. Macky: ... Major?

    Maj. Madder: Go ahead, corporal.

    Cpl. Macky: Yay!

    Cpl. Macky {RPG launch}

    {EXPLOSION}

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    Sgt. Murderbot: And on that bombshell, I think we're done.

    Maj. Madder: So, just to recap, we just saved a civilian, and squads one and two have each killed a civilian. That right?

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    Operation Burning Ring Mission Debrief


    Kill Count

    Maj. Madder 4
    Sgt. Murderbot 4
    Sq. Crawfish 4
    Cpl. Macky 3
    Lt. Feriluce 1
    Sq. Kathulu 1



    Promotions

    Sq. Crawfish promoted to Corporal. May be trained in Holo-targeting (firing at a target gives all allies an aim bonus against that target) or Bullet Swarm (firing the primary weapon as the first action no longer ends the turn). @Elderly Crawfish

    Cpl. Macky promoted to Sergeant. Nicknamed Diesel. May receive training in Suppression (fire a shot that impairs the targets aim and confers a free reaction shot if the target moves), or choose to carry a Shredder Rocket (fire a rocket that does reduced damage, but causes affected targets to receive +33% damage from all sources for 4 turns). @Halos Nach Terrif

    Sgt. Murderbot promoted to Lieutenant. Training is either in Flush (fire a shot that forces an enemy to move; easy to hit but does reduced damage) or Rapid Fire (take two successive shots at the same enemy; each shot has a -15 penalty to aim). @Munkus Beaver

    Maj. Madder promoted to Colonel. Congratulations Madder on surviving to be our first Colonel! You are an inspiration to all soldiers who don't want to die horribly. Your training options are In The Zone (killing a flanked or uncovered target with the sniper rifle does not cost an action.) or Double Tap (allows both actions to be used for Standard Shot, Headshot, or Disabling Shot, provided no moves were made; the second shot must be taken immediately after the first). @Antimatter



    Casualty List

    Sq. Kathulu admitted to the medbay for 2 days.
    Sgt. Macky admitted to the medbay for 3 days.
    Col. Madder admitted to the medbay for 8 days.

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    Overall Kill Count

    Col. Madder 29
    Maj. Floosevelt 28
    Maj. Label 26
    Maj. Rankenphile 23 (+2)
    Cpt. Starbuck 23 (KIA)
    Maj. Fuzzbutt 17 (+5)
    Maj. Jing 15
    Cpt. Eleven 15
    Cpt. Galore 12 (KIA)
    Lt. Fuego 12
    Lt. Fisk 11 (KIA)
    Lt. Feriluce 10
    Lt. Murderbot 10
    Lt. Pugilation 8 (KIA)
    Sgt. Macky 7
    Sgt. Alagant 5
    Sgt. Sim 5
    Cpl. Aya 4 (KIA)
    Sq. Crawfish 4
    Sq. Mullet 4 (KIA)
    Cpl. Scherbchen 3
    Sq. Bogey 3 (KIA)
    Sq. Gatz 2 (KIA)
    Sq. Escutcheon 2
    GOLIATH-1 2
    Sq. Kathulu 1
    Sq. Blythe 6th 0 (KIA)
    Rk. Lobo 0 (KIA)
    Rk. Fatt 0 (KIA)

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    @smof
    in the zoooone

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    Halos Nach TariffHalos Nach Tariff Can you blame me? I'm too famous.Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    I was about to complain about not getting to explode enough things, but all's well that ends well.

    Macky can take, uhh, Supression please @smof

    Nice to see another update, always fun to read.

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    FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    Woo! Least I managed to bag one.

    XBox Live= LordFeriluce
    Steam: Feriluce
    Battle.net: Feriluce#1995
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    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    yaaaay!

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    ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    Explosions! Woo! I'm naming my rocket launcher Mr. Torgue, and we are gonna blow up the world! Yeah!

    ....I mean, blow up the aliens. Yes. With little to no collateral damage, I'm sure. Ahem.

    @smof Bullet Swarm please!

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    smof wrote: »
    Operation Burning Ring
    September 17th 06:15 Kolkata
    Maj. Madder, Lt. Feriluce, Sgt. Murderbot, Cpl. Macky, Sq. Kathulu, Sq. Crawfish

    Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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    YerMumYerMum Registered User regular
    and all is right with the world, good job guys, party in hanger bay 1

    Rugged individualist
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Rapid shot.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    DuriniaDurinia Evolved from Space Potatoes Registered User regular
    Awesome work in here. :)

    In case you need extra cannon fodder:
    Surname: Durinia
    First name (or initial): D
    Gender: M
    Additional Info: Up to you, but it should be fabulous

    For business reasons, I must preserve the outward sign of sanity.
    --Mark Twain
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    scherbchenscherbchen Asgard (it is dead)Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    @smof
    in the zoooone

    sir, are you referring to...

    <looks around cautiously>

    ...the Danger Zone? might I remind you of rule #2?
    Double Tap

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    agauntpandaagauntpanda Registered User regular
    So glad to see this LP continuing... good luck Commander smof!

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    oh right! i forgot to mention that there's tiger stripes and spiral decos for MEC troopers, that was mentioned in the panel too, among other things

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    agauntpandaagauntpanda Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    oh right! i forgot to mention that there's tiger stripes and spiral decos for MEC troopers, that was mentioned in the panel too, among other things

    Hey - it was nice to meet you at PAX! Hope you had a good time at the show. And thanks for coming to the panel!

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    I had a superb time, thank you! And thank you for taking time after the show to talk to me, I appreciate it! I'll be glad to get Enemy Within as soon as I can afford it.

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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    You can Punch aliens in the expansion. Awesome.

    XBL-Dug Danger WiiU-DugDanger Steam-http://steamcommunity.com/id/DugDanger/
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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Intermission Base Report


    Okay guys. I think we're ready - it's time to take down the Overseer ship!

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    I'm sure with a Firestorm this should be no problem at...

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    ... oh. Uh, ok. Let's see if we can finish it off with a regular plane.

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    Hmmmm.

    Well that's kind of embarassing. Fortunately we get some good news from the science labs to counter our shame.

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    All right, shiny new armour! We'll just send the plans down to engineering and get Dr. Shen to knock us up a few sets...

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    God dammit Dr. Shen.

    The Overseer ship shows up again, and once more we fail to shoot it down. But then a small UFO appears over Canada and we vent our frustration on that instead. Hopefully we can figure out how to take the Overseer craft out (paint go-faster stripes on the Firestorms?), but in the meantime - let's go get some elerium.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    The Dodge and Aim things are pretty keen for taking out the overseer.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I used one of each of the modules. You only get one per encounter so I'm not sure what else I'm supposed to do.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Huh. I got nothing.

    What's your weapon loadout?

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    Operation Purple Snake
    September 27th 21:46 Canada
    Maj. Floosevelt, Maj. Fuzzbutt, Maj. Jing, Cpt. Eleven, Sgt. Alagant, Sq. Vulgarity



    Maj. Floosevelt: Signs of the crash to the north. Let's see what's waiting for us.

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    Sq. Vulgarity: Tangoes!

    Maj. Jing: Mutons incoming. I guess they didn't feel like waiting.

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    Maj. Jing {plasma rifle fire}

    Maj. Floosevelt {plasma rifle fire}

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    Maj. Floosevelt: I think we grazed one of them, at least.

    Maj. Fuzzbutt: Well this has all got rather friendly.

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    Sgt. Alagant: A gift for our new friends!

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    {explosion}

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    Sgt. Alagant: That took care of the wounded one.

    Sq. Vulgarity {plasma rifle fire}

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    Sq. Vulgarity: Second one's down.

    Maj. Jing: Rookie makes his first kill before getting shot. That's the sign of a promising career!

    Maj. Fuzzbutt: Last muton's kind of dug in, we might have to move up on it.

    Maj. Floosevelt: Hold on, I want to try this first.

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    Maj. Fuzzbutt: Oh hey, that looked like it actually worked this time.

    Maj. Floozevelt: Label's been giving me some tips.

    Maj. Jing: Yeah. We've heard all about your practise sessions.

    Cpt. Eleven: Ohhh, is that why you two were banned from the cafeteria?

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    Maj. Jing {plasma rifle fire}

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    Maj. Jing: That's all of them. Let's keep moving up.

    Sq. Vulgarity: I think I hear another group. Sounds like they're just over this rise.

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    Maj. Floosevelt: All right, rookie. Go check it out.

    Sq. Vulgarity ... I think I see them.

    Maj. Floosevelt: You think?

    Sq. Vulgarity: Ok, I definitely see them.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Maj. Floosevelt: Anyone get a decent shot on them?

    Cpt. Eleven: Negative. My LOS is totally blocked.

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    Maj. Floosevelt: Alagant, see if you can fix that.

    Sgt. Alagant: Roger.

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    Sgt. Alagant {RPG launch}

    {EXPLOSION}

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    Maj. Fuzzbutt: I'll deal with the cover of the other two.

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    {explosion}

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    Maj. Fuzzbutt: All right, they're all open.

    Cpt. Eleven: Taking the shot.

    Cpt. Eleven {plasma sniper rifle fire}

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    Cpt. Eleven: God dammit.

    Maj. Fuzzbutt: Good going, Chia. We wasted our explosives for that?

    Sgt. Alagant: Hey, explosions are never a waste!

    Maj. Floosevelt: Going for the old one-two.

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    {explosion}

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    Maj. Floosevelt: ...and they're still standing.

    Maj. Jing: How about the old one-two-three?

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    {explosion}

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    Maj. Floosevelt: That did it.

    Maj. Jing: Now if someone could just deal with the third tango. I'm feeling a little exposed up here.

    Maj. Fuzzbutt: Well what have we told you about exposing yourself.

    Sq. Vulgarity {plasma rifle fire}

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    Sq. Vulgarity: He's running!

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    Cpt. Eleven {laser pistol shots}

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    Maj. Floosevelt: I think somebody needs to spend a little more time at the range.

    Maj. Fuzzbutt: Maybe you should switch to using shotguns, Chia. It's way harder to miss!

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    Maj. Fuzzbutt {scatter laser blast}

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    Maj. Fuzzbutt: See?

    Cpt. Eleven: When I see you do that from half a mile away, then I'll be impressed.

    Maj. Floosevelt: Okay. Let's see if anyone's left inside the ship.

    Maj. Fuzzbutt: Sounds like that's a yes.

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    Maj. Fuzzbutt: Engine room, we have two super sectoids!

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    Sgt. Alagant: Hey, Fuzzbutt. Duck!

    Maj. Fuzzbutt: Ducks? Where?

    Sgt. Alagant {RPG launch}

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    {EXPLOSION}

    Maj. Fuzzbutt: Oh. Duck. I see.

    Maj. Fuzzbutt {scatter laser blast}

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    Maj. Fuzzbutt: Down to the last one.

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    Cpt. Eleven {plasma sniper rifle fire}

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    Maj. Fuzzbutt: Ok, Chia, I guess you don't totally suck.

    Cpt. Eleven: What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of killing that guy from all the way over here.

    Maj. Floosevelt: If that's all the x-rays dealt with, let's pack up and head home. Everyone grab all the elerium you can find. Remember - it's highly radioactive. So wear gloves.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Operation Purple Snake Mission Debrief


    Kill Count


    Maj. Jing 3
    Maj. Fuzzbutt 2
    Cpt. Eleven 1
    Sgt. Alagant 1
    Sq. Vulgarity 1
    Maj. Floosevelt 0


    Promotions

    Cpt. Eleven promoted to Major. He receives training in Low Profile (half cover counts as full cover)


    Casualty List

    None


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    Overall Kill Count

    Col. Madder 29
    Maj. Floosevelt 28
    Maj. Label 26
    Maj. Rankenphile 23 (+2)
    Cpt. Starbuck 23 (KIA)
    Maj. Fuzzbutt 19 (+5)
    Maj. Jing 18
    Maj. Eleven 16
    Cpt. Galore 12 (KIA)
    Lt. Fuego 12
    Lt. Fisk 11 (KIA)
    Lt. Feriluce 10
    Lt. Murderbot 10
    Lt. Pugilation 8 (KIA)
    Sgt. Macky 7
    Sgt. Alagant 6
    Sgt. Sim 5
    Cpl. Aya 4 (KIA)
    Sq. Crawfish 4
    Sq. Mullet 4 (KIA)
    Cpl. Scherbchen 3
    Sq. Bogey 3 (KIA)
    Sq. Gatz 2 (KIA)
    Sq. Escutcheon 2
    GOLIATH-1 2
    Sq. Kathulu 1
    Sq. Vulgarity 1
    Sq. Blythe 6th 0 (KIA)
    Rk. Lobo 0 (KIA)
    Rk. Fatt 0 (KIA)

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Intermission Base Report


    Shortly after that mission the council report rolls around. They're not too impressed.

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    Personally I think that's grossly unfair. We didn't let three UFOs escape, that was the same UFO escaping three times!

    Dr. Vahlen completes her latest research project - the alloy cannon. I thought this was going to be a thing you put on your planes but apparently it's more like an awesome shotgun?

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    I think Fuzzbutt and Rank would probably love one of these. Unfortunately I want to research plasma cannons for our fighter craft and I don't have enough elerium to do both, so they're going to have to wait. I do have enough elerium left over after starting plasma cannon research to make a single set of Titan armour, so I do, because there's no point trying to hold onto it as it'll just degrade. Second Wave, everybody!

    So, a few days later

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    Hooray! Only we can't actually build any, due to - you guessed it - lack of elerium.

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    Also we can't do any more research. So I guess all the science guys just get to take some time off.

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    This is hilarious/annoying because I have TONS of money now. But no sodding elerium! Fortunately a few days later we detect a large UFO over Canada (again. Why are they all going to Canada suddenly?) Large craft means lots of elerium, hopefully.

    Squad Two should be up. But they're not, because I decided I want to get some of my mid-ranked soldiers promoted up a bit if I can, so that I'm not screwed if I suddenly lose a couple of my older vets. So all the highest-ranked guys under Major are going on this one.

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    I'm sure they'll be fine. They have six medkits, that's a medkit each, nobody is going to die.

    Macky gets our only heavy plasma as she has much better aim than Alagant, and Alagant has two rockets versus her one. And Murderbot, being the most likely to run up and smash her face against a muton, gets to try out our snazzy new Titan armour.

    Have fun, team!

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    101101 Registered User regular
    smof wrote:
    nobody is going to die

    Well now you've said it

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    smof wrote: »
    I used one of each of the modules. You only get one per encounter so I'm not sure what else I'm supposed to do.

    that should not be true

    ive used multiples multiple times

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    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    WOOOO! EAT SHIT XENO SCUM!

    also, new toys is good!

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    smof wrote: »
    I used one of each of the modules. You only get one per encounter so I'm not sure what else I'm supposed to do.

    Better pew pews on your space boats.

    I recommend the EMP Cannon thingies, though they take a bit to get to on the tech tree.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Operation Red Dwarf
    October 9th Canada 20:59
    Lt. Feriluce, Lt. Fuego, Lt. Murderbot, Sgt. Sim, Sgt. Alagant, Sgt. Macky




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    Lt. Feriluce: Okay everyone, let's take it nice and slow.

    Lt. Murderbot: Chryssalids!

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    Lt. Murderbot {plasma rifle fire}

    Lt. Fuego {plasma sniper rifle fire}

    Sgt. Alagant {heavy laser fire}

    Sgt. Sim {plasma rifle fire}

    Lt. Feriluce {plasma rifle fire}

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    Sgt. Alagant: That's one down.

    Sgt. Macky: Other side! We have mutons.

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    Lt. Murderbot: What were you saying about taking it slow, Feriluce?

    Lt. Feriluce: Uh, maybe just forget I said anything.

    Sgt. Macky: I know I saw a third muton over there, but it's disappeared.

    Lt. Murderbot: Well I don't feel like letting it sneak up on us. Let's go take a look.

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    Lt. Murderbot: There it is. And it's one of the big red ones.

    Lt. Fuego {plasma sniper rifle fire}

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    Lt. Fuego: Still up.

    Lt. Murderbot {plasma rifle fire}

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    Lt. Murderbot: That one's down.

    Sgt. Alagant: Frag out!

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    {explosion}

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    Sgt. Sim plasma rifle fire}

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    Sgt. Macky {heavy plasma fire}

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    Lt. Feriluce: Just the berzerker left, then. Where'd it go?

    Lt. Murderbot: It ran back inside the ship. Suggest we sit tight, it'll be back.

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    Sgt. Alagant: And there it is!

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    Sgt. Alagant {heavy laser fire}

    Lt. Feriluce {plasma rifle fire}

    Lt. Fuego {plasma sniper rifle fire}

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    Lt. Fuego: Dammit, negative contact. Going again.

    Lt. Fuego {plasma sniper rifle fire}

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    Berzerker: {roar}

    Lt. Fuego: That's more like it.

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    Sgt. Sim: Oh, hello. Yeah, if you could just stand right there, that'd be great.

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    Sgt. Sim {plasma rifle fire}

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    Sgt. Sim: Oh what the eff.

    Lt. Murderbot: Impressive, sergeant!

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    Lt. Murderbot {plasma rifle fire}

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    Lt. Murderbot: Don't worry though, I got your back.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    Sgt. Sim: I hear movement, towards the front of the ship. Sounds like more mutons.

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    Lt. Feriluce: Okay, go scout it out. Alagant, get up there and watch his back.

    Sgt. Alagant: Roger that.

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    Sgt. Sim: Nothing over here.

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    Sgt. Alagant: I hear it, too. I think they must be right below us.

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    Lt. Feriluce: Let's see if we can get a line on them. I don't feel like walking into any surprises.

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    Lt. Fuego: Throwing scanner.

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    Lt. Fuego: Bingo. Three super mutons.

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    Lt. Fuego: They're moving!

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    Lt. Feriluce: Dammit. We need to move fast or we'll lose track of them. Macky, can you get into position to get a rocket on them while they're bunched up?

    Sgt. Macky: I can try...

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    Sgt. Macky: Uhh, I think maybe they've spotted me.

    Lt. Feriluce: Okay, plan B. Everyone on the roof.

    Lt. Murderbot: The roof?

    Lt. Feriluce: You feel like a frontal assault against super mutons in good cover? Because that sounds a bit suicidey to me. I think we should come in from the other side of the ship and try to outflank them.

    Lt. Fuego: I like plans that don't involve suicide, it's true.

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    Lt. Murderbot: Well it was a good idea. Except there's no damn holes on this side of the ship.

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    Sgt. Alagant: What about over this way?

    Lt. Feriluce: Okay, plan C. We get in through these doors and work our way back up through the ship. Come up behind them with good cover.

    Lt. Fuego: Sounds good.

    Lt. Murderbot: Yeah. I can't wait to hear how great plan Z is.

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    Lt. Feriluce: We're in position this side.

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    Lt. Fuego: All right. Breaching!

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Lt. Fuego: Tango spotted!

    Sgt. Alagant: Aw, I think he was trying to hide.

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    Lt. Fuego {plasma sniper rifle fire}

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    Sgt. Macky: Going to open up the next door... all looks clear.

    Sgt. Sim: Yeah, nothing this side either.

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    Lt. Feriluce: Movement!

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    Lt. Feriluce {plasma rifle fire}

    Sgt. Macky {heavy plasma fire}

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    Lt. Feriluce: Damn, no contact. And no sign of the last x-ray.

    Lt. Fuego: Let's see if we can track it down. Scanner out!

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    Lt. Fuego: There he is.

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    Sgt. Alagant: I do enjoy it when they stay close together.

    Sgt. Alagant {RPG launch}

    {EXPLOSION}

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    Sgt. Macky: Ooh, nice. Let's see that again.

    Sgt. Macky {RPG launch}

    {EXPLOSION}

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    Lt. Murderbot: Goodnight, ugly.

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    Lt. Murderbot {plasma rifle fire}

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    Lt. Feriluce {plasma rifle fire}

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    Lt. Feriluce: Targets pacified. Let's move on to the bridge.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Lt. Murderbot: Everybody ready? Guns full of bullets, or... whatever? Then I'll open up the door.

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    Sgt. Macky: Can't see anything.

    Lt. Feriluce: But we know they're in there. Alagant, let them know we're here.

    Sgt. Alagant: With pleasure.

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    Sgt. Alagant {RPG launch}

    {EXPLOSION}

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    Lt. Fuego: Yep, I think that got their attention.

    Lt. Murderbot: Moving in! Got one up front, can't see the other.

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    Sgt. Macky: I see it, just down below you.

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    Sgt. Macky: Throwing frag.

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    {explosion}

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    Lt. Murderbot {plasma rifle fire}

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    Lt. Murderbot: One down.

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    Lt. Feriluce {plasma rifle fire}

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    Lt. Feriluce: And we're done.

    Lt. Fuego: Good work, us. I love missions where the tangoes don't even get to fire their guns.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    Operation Red Dwarf Mission Debrief


    Kill Count

    Lt. Murderbot 4
    Lt. Feriluce 2
    Lt. Fuego 2
    Sgt. Macky 1
    Sgt. Alagant 1
    Sgt. Sim 1


    Promotions

    Lt. Feriluce promoted to Captain. She may now carry modified smoke grenades which either have Dense Smoke (increased AoE and +20 defense boost), or contain Combat Drugs (smoke confers +20 will and +10% critical chance) @Feriluce

    Lt. Murderbot promoted to Captain. She may be trained in Bring 'Em On (+1 damage on critical hits per enemy in the squad's sight, to max +5), or Close Combat Specialist (confers a free reaction shot against any enemy which closes to within 4 tiles, without requiring Overwatch) @Munkus Beaver

    Lt. Fuego promoted to Captain. Training is as an Executioner (+10 aim against enemies with <50% health) or Opportunist (eliminates aim penalty on reaction shots; allows reaction shots to cause critical hits) @Balefuego [FYI your aim is 110]

    Sgt. Macky promoted to Leiutenant. May choose to carry HEAT ammo (+100% damage against robotic enemies) or train in Rapid Reaction (confers a second reaction shot if your first shot on Overwatch is a hit) @Halos Nach Terrif

    Sgt. Alagant promoted to Leiutenant. May choose between the same options as Lt. Macky. @Valagant


    Casualty List

    None


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    Overall Kill Count

    Col. Madder 29
    Maj. Floosevelt 28
    Maj. Label 26
    Maj. Rankenphile 23 (+2)
    Cpt. Starbuck 23 (KIA)
    Maj. Fuzzbutt 19 (+5)
    Maj. Jing 18
    Maj. Eleven 16
    Cpt. Fuego 14
    Cpt. Murderbot 14
    Cpt. Galore 12 (KIA)
    Cpt. Feriluce 12
    Lt. Fisk 11 (KIA)
    Lt. Pugilation 8 (KIA)
    Lt. Macky 8
    Lt. Alagant 7
    Lt. Sim 6
    Cpl. Aya 4 (KIA)
    Sq. Crawfish 4
    Sq. Mullet 4 (KIA)
    Cpl. Scherbchen 3
    Sq. Bogey 3 (KIA)
    Sq. Gatz 2 (KIA)
    Sq. Escutcheon 2
    GOLIATH-1 2
    Sq. Kathulu 1
    Sq. Vulgarity 1
    Sq. Blythe 6th 0 (KIA)
    Rk. Lobo 0 (KIA)
    Rk. Fatt 0 (KIA)

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Sorry there wasn't a lot of interesting dialogue in that one everybody. I'm not feeling very funny at the moment.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    So that was mission 30, which means it's time for another report on our soldiers. As before, ability key under the spoiler.

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    Sniper abilities
    HS: Headshot - Fire a shot with +30% critical chance and extra damage on critical hits based on the tech level of the sniper rifle. 2 turn cooldown.
    SS: Squadsight - Allows firing at targets in any ally's sight radius. The targets still need to be in the line of sight for the sniper, but out of his range of sight.
    Gs: Gunslinger - Confers 2 bonus damage with pistols.
    DS: Disabling Shot - Disables the target's weapon; weapon can be fixed using a reload action.
    BS: Battle Scanner - Throw an item which grants extended visibility for 2 turns; 2 uses per mission.
    Op: Opportunist - Removes the sniper rifle's aim penalty on overwatch shots and allows them to cause critical hits.
    LP: Low Profile - Half cover functions as full cover.
    ITZ: In The Zone - Killing a flanked or out-of-cover enemy does not use up an action.

    Heavy abilities
    FR: Fire Rocket - Fire a rocket that does 6 damage. This ability cannot be used after moving, nor more than once per mission.
    HT: Holo-targeting - Shooting at or suppressing enemies also confers a +10 Aim to any allies' attacks on those enemies.
    BS: Bullet Swarm - Firing the primary weapon as the first action no longer ends the turn.
    SR: Shredder Rocket - Fire a rocket that causes all enemies hit to take +33% damage from all sources for the next 4 turns. The rocket's blast is weaker than a standard rocket's.
    Su: Suppression - Fires a shot which impairs the targets aim and grants a reaction shot if the target moves.
    RR: Rapid Reaction - Confers a second reaction shot, if on Overwatch and the first reaction shot is a hit.
    HA: Heat Ammo - +100% bonus damage against robotic enemies.
    DZ: Danger Zone - Increase area of effect of all rocket attacks and Suppression by two tiles.
    Gr: Grenadier - Allows two grenades to be carried in one inventory slot.
    WtS: Will to Survive - Normal damage taken is reduced by 2, if in cover and not flanked.

    Assault abilities
    RG: Run & Gun - Allows firing or Overwatch after Dashing on the turn Run & Gun is activated. 2 turn cooldown.
    Ag: Aggression - Confers +10% critical chance per enemy in sight (max +30%).
    TS: Tactical Sense - Confers +5 Defense per enemy in sight (max +20).
    LR: Lightning Reflexes - The first reaction shot taken against this soldier each turn automatically misses.
    CP: Close and Personal - +30% critical chance against adjacent targets.
    RF: Rapid Fire - Take two shots against a single target in quick succession. Each shot carries a -15 penalty to Aim.
    Fl: Flush - Fire a shot that forces the target to move; high chance to hit but reduced damage.
    CCS: Close Combat Specialist - Grants an automatic reaction shot against any enemy which closes to within 4 tiles, without the need for Overwatch.
    EC: Extra Conditioning - Grants bonus health dependent on the type of armour equipped.


    Support abilities
    SG: Smoke Grenade - Deploy a smoke grenade once per mission. The smoke confers +20 defense to all units, not just allies, and lasts during the enemy turn.
    Sp: Aprinter - Allows the support to move 3 additional tiles.
    FM: Field Medic - Carry 3 medkits instead of 1.
    Rv: Revive - Return critically injured soldiers to 33% health instead of just preventing their death.
    DS: Dense Smoke - Smoke Grenades have increased area of effect and confer an extra +20 defense boost.
    DP: Deep Pockets - Grants the soldier an additional inventory slot.

    Psi Abilities
    MF: Mind Fray - Basic psi attack. Does 5 damage and gives penalties to the targets aim, will and mobility. Lasts two turns; robotic units are immune.
    Ins: Psi Inspiration - Removes Mind Fray and panic from all allies within 3 tiles, and strengthens their will by +30 for 2 turns.

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Lessee. Highest will in the entire organization, no crippling mental issues from developing psychic powers, second best shot alive, and holy shit, I am as tough to kill as Rank.

    Not going to be the MVP, but when the war ends and the world inevitably falls into a post-apocalyptic society, I am basically going to be king badass.

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    FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    smof wrote: »
    Sorry there wasn't a lot of interesting dialogue in that one everybody. I'm not feeling very funny at the moment.

    Red Dwarf with no comedy? Doesn't seem right. Anyway @smof, I'll take Dense Smoke as @Rankenphile has taken all the combat drugs.

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    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    Nice and clean, great job Commander!

    man, i have the worst aim in the organization, most medbay days, and still 3rd in kills. that's crazy.

    (yay updates!)

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