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The 5th Annualish [Phalla] Awards

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  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    While a mash-up would be sweet, I'd really like to see what one or the other looks like in pure distillation. I vote for Night Vale.

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    Night Vale in … Spaaaaaaaaace

    I feel like it would lose something in translation, sadly.
    Part of the fun of WTNV is the crazy ass locations and how things are tied to them.

    Anyway, I'll probably also need a co-host either way.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I wasn't even mad at giizzy though as she won and that was like, the point of her role.

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    It was the nethead's fault for saving her :rotate:

    (I forgot who it was but intentionally busdriving themselves with her. Even though I understand she still would have lived.)

    Egos on
  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Rubblebelt state of mindRegistered User regular
    I'll vote for Night Vale so i could possibly get to be John Peters. You know, the farmer?

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Mikey CTS wrote: »
    While a mash-up would be sweet, I'd really like to see what one or the other looks like in pure distillation. I vote for Night Vale.

    Bone Masquerade was basically based on night vale

    it was a spiritual sequel

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    just to add diversity

    Draygo Essentially Giving Gizzy the Game and Ruining his Own Chances in Phallamon - here
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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I'll vote for Night Vale so i could possibly get to be John Peters. You know, the farmer?
    Why not the apache tracker (what an asshole)?

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    bleh

    discrider

  • Buddha73Buddha73 Registered User regular
    What game was buddha's first game? Was it Assuran's game?

    yes it was the Deadlands Phalla. :)

  • undergroundmonorailundergroundmonorail single-track subway Registered User regular
    Night Vale.

    Please.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Yeah what the fuck @Draygo

    I was hoping you would sign up again so we could grudge you for phallamon.

    I had a joke prepared and everything!

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Auralynx wrote: »
    I think INANTP's MissingNO posts from the Pokephalla deserve consideration on the graphics front.

    I'll second this, since I liked it quite a bit.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Egos wrote: »
    Auralynx wrote: »
    I think INANTP's MissingNO posts from the Pokephalla deserve consideration on the graphics front.

    I'll second this, since I liked it quite a bit.

    Do you guys have any links? I am the lazy

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  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    I was also a fan of Jdark communicating as a bush

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  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Rubblebelt state of mindRegistered User regular
    Egos wrote: »
    Auralynx wrote: »
    I think INANTP's MissingNO posts from the Pokephalla deserve consideration on the graphics front.

    I'll second this, since I liked it quite a bit.

    Do you guys have any links? I am the lazy

    Here is a sample post from that game.

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    I was also a fan of Jdark communicating as a bush

    that's a reference to BL's reveal in the LoL game ;-)

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  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Rubblebelt state of mindRegistered User regular
    Egos wrote: »
    Gizzy wrote: »
    I was also a fan of Jdark communicating as a bush

    that's a reference to BL's reveal in the LoL game ;-)

    I just started playing that game AND JUST NOW I GET THAT REFERENCE

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited December 2013
    Wasn't there a game where @Obifett was responsible for killing multiple seers somehow?

    I killed all the seers as SK in Baidol's SE++ phalla. @I needed a name to post. was not happy with me

    There was another game where I had horrendous aim as the vig and killed almost all the other specials myself. I can't remember which game that was, though...

    ObiFett on
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    For me, that's every game!

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    2j4vj4h.gif

    I hovered over this like four times. :(

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
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  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Invictus

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  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Invictus
    Hello KittyGizzy

  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    normally i'm opposed to self-nomination but i refuse to be on the ballot for missingno and not Harry S. Plinkett from Star Wars: Phallance Restored

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  • jdarksunjdarksun Scion of Chaos Registered User regular
  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    it's the acronym tag

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Egos wrote: »
    Gizzy wrote: »
    I was also a fan of Jdark communicating as a bush

    that's a reference to BL's reveal in the LoL game ;-)
    DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Spoit
  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    If I can nominate twice, I also want to nominate:
    Buddha using his password as his username and his username as his password in DDS on the mafia proboards and then getting "hacked" in the mafia role OP thread.

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  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    There was another jdark one I thought of at dinner but have forgotten since getting home

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  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Oh! Jdark's reoccurring Maria Boomboom name

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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Invictus just stands out more to me

  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    If I can nominate twice, I also want to nominate:
    Buddha using his password as his username and his username as his password in DDS on the mafia proboards and then getting "hacked" in the mafia role OP thread.

    seconded

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  • SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Registered User regular
    I'll jump on the lateInvictus bandwagon.

  • jdarksunjdarksun Scion of Chaos Registered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    Oh! Jdark's reoccurring Maria Boomboom name
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  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Rubblebelt state of mindRegistered User regular
    Voting\Nominations Closed

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
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    In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law?
    Is it like the hand of god hovering above?
    At least it is true that man has no control over his own will.

    So I'm just sitting here eating some spaghetti, when my friend tells me that demons have taken over the world. I'm like "Dude, what are you on?" and then he was like "Nothing, man." , then we shared an awkward moment. Suddenly a spider creature burst his head in half, but the thing was it had like a fucking tail-like thing that connected to his spinal cord and was controlling Fred like a fucking puppet. So spider-Fred is lurching toward me and sadly Scooby and the rest of the gang had already seemingly been killed. I ran outside my house followed by spider-Fred when suddenly flying saucers appeared above blowing up buildings left and right. They were accompanied by super sized gorillas with bad wings, I thought I was completely doomed when suddenly a jedi and a dashing rogue appeared and dispatched of puppet Fred with a laser blaster. I went "Hey! Thanks guys!" , the rogue responded "No, problem kid. You are the princess , right?" . "A male princess?". The jedi went "yeah, it seemed a little weird". "Goddammit" went the rogue. I shrugged "Umm you guys want a coke or something before you go and find your princess or whatever?". The rogue went no but the jedi said "I'll take a sprite if you have one." . "Yeah I got one of those" and I gave him a sprite.

    SUDDENLY THERE WAS A ROAR

    "Ah there is our princess!" A cat appeared in the horizon and started to eat the bat gorillas and swat down the UFOs. I was like "cool, so were good" , the rogue goes "We're good , kid. Now we are gonna kick some alien-demon ass. Whatever the hell enemy chimera fuckjob this is!". And just when I thought I heard enough expletives for the day I went "FUCK! I was suppose to do some stupid shit online". The rogue looks at me "What?"

    "Some award crap. " I pick up my phone and scroll through some pms I've gotten on Penny Arcade from Captain America who had died a week ago. But he was still cool , unlike Spider Fred.

    "Hey looks like you won something there, guy!"
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    Invictus wins "The Most Veteran Play by a Newbie" Award

    Suddenly some chick appeared with a weird hairstyle came up to Invictus and said "Hey bebe, how bout you and me go get a ham sandwich?"
    Invictus's look said "Oh yeah...". The Jedi looked displeased.

    "Ah-ha, I said" and your "princess" cat monster has won Most Improved Player. Judging from the news she has gone to Tokyo to celebrate.
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    Gizzy wins "The Most Improved Player" Award

    "Hmm I guess, I Should be getting back to Captain America about this awards thing. Looks like Invictus is getting some action and umm.... Gizzy saved us from space demons or something. " The jedi and I share an awkward silence "Hey .Sorry you didn't get to bang your sister ,bro." Luke nods. "She was your sister if you didn't know that." I think for a second "Not sure if the idea of your sister with Invictus is such a pretty picture but eh he is the best newbie, right?"

    Luke gives me an icy stare.

    Suddenly my phone wrung , it was Captain Zombie America "ERIK, CODENAME EGOS, GET THE FUCKING NOMINATIONS UP ALREADY! I CAN SAVE THE WORLD TWICE IN A DAY BUT YOU CAN'T GET FORUM GAME NOMINATIONS UP DURING THE DEMON ALIEN APOCALYPSE! WHAT ARE YOU?! A SOCIALIST"

    I go "You're a zombie, so doesn't that make you part socialist or something? I'm not very political but I mean with the sharing of meat and stuff..."

    Captain Zombie America :"STFU! Yes I speak in acronyms. GET USED TO IT!"

    Egos: "OK....Sir Captain America, former living man"

    I got to my laptop , dead spider fred is nearby . I type in
    HERE ARE TODAY'S NOMINEES!

    The nominees for "Most Hilarious Single Blunder or Meltdown" are:
    Ok peeps, Vote for who you want to win this award in Bold Goldenrod. You should know this by now but I have to reiterate to be safe. If you don't know how to use colors, just quote my post and look at the code or ASK!

    NEXT AWARD!
    The nominees for"Memiest Meme slash Most Graphic Graphic" are:
    • Ke$hbra for Ke$hbra
    • The ill-fated "m-vibe" as conceived by Drez in DDS
    • Chicken Boo - [Phall]ona
      • just typing that in the way Captain America told me to because I have no fucking idea what a Chicken Boo is.
    • Egos (myself) for Drawfia and I guess a chart I made for newbies. People are just voting "Egos" , which I'm not sure how I feel about.
    • INANTP and his missingno. decipherable images in Phallamon

    Again follow the above, but this time Vote for who you want to win in Bold Medium Orchid (these are weird colors). I had to check this for color you just put mediumorchid. There is no space :|
    TODAY YOU WILL BE MAKING NOMINATIONS FOR THE FOLLOWING:
    • Best Duo or Team in BOLD BLUE!
    • Best Betrayal in BOLD RED!
    LET DAY 3 BEGIN!
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    Go forth and VOTE . Gizzilla commands it! Which depending on how it's pronounced is perhaps a name that should never be uttered again.

    Egos on
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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    FUCK! , a fly just flew into my fucking skin! The sauce! It wants me.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    I'm crashing this here Phalla Awards to nominate Rend and El Skid from my TAR game as best duo or team. Not even technically a Phalla, but they kicked its ass quite thoroughly so I'm going to nominate them.

    Honorable mention to CesareB and Invictus, the runners up.

    enlightenedbum on
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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Obviously Burnage in Experimental Phalla: Quirks of Fate. Which was ultimately both ineffective and resulted in victory?

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