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Why did you jump on the spikes, Giant Bomb?

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    AtomicTofu wrote: »

    This is the BOOBS game of Mad Libs I've ever seen.



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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Give me an industrial espionage game in the ME universe

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    so are both edmonton teams on da3 or is there another secret project

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Just give me a new Star Trek series set like 100 years int he future where there is no way any previous character is still alive. Give me the Enterprise-H or something. Just a bunch of people going out to explore the universe and solving problems using teamwork and technology.

    also make one of them have HUGE TITS and she has to get naked for some reason every episode

    and make them all bitter and dark and edgy and moody

    and thrown in a really goofy comic relief character

    also there needs to be a time traveler from "the past" (2014) who gets to name drop social media networks ("HOLY SHIT THAT COMMUNICATOR... IS THE NEXT TWITTER") and constantly compare their future world to our present world as a deep metaphor for the future and shit

    Get Aaron Paul to play the time traveler and I'm sold

    Aaron Paul in the captain's chair, punctuating every order with "...bitch! That's what I'm talkin' about!"

    Yes the character is basically Jesse Pinkman.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    I can DRINK ALCOHOL and DRIVE

    However I still cannot FART

    You can FART if its for POOP and they BOOBS in PENIS
    I didn't know this!

    How BUTTS.

    This is the BOOBS game of Mad Libs I've ever seen.

    I am not ashamed to admit I can't stop giggling

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    so are both edmonton teams on da3 or is there another secret project

    Jade Empire 2

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    EVE Online, But Mass Effect

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Give me an industrial espionage game in the ME universe

    Syndicate x Mass Effect?

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    Doctor FinkDoctor Fink Bishounen Chewbacca Registered User regular
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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    That Mordor trailer is pretty boss but if they're gonna say stuff like "there are no generic canned enemies in this dynamic living world" you know the pr for this game is gonna be some hot bullshit.

    I'm quoting myself here but I also wanted to add that the trailer uses the term NEXT-GEN OPEN WORLD when the game is totally coming to 360/PS3.

    I'm holding out for some 4K AUDIO in the next trailer.
    I would not be shocked at all if the bulk of development was going towards the PS4/XB1 versions and either a small part of Monolith/another team were handling the down-port to 360/PS3

    I think we still have quite a while where the only difference between cross-gen games is graphics.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Yes the character is basically Jesse Pinkman.

    - Review of every Aaron Paul project for the rest of his life

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    so are both edmonton teams on da3 or is there another secret project

    Jade Empire 2

    with some googling, it is apparently a new ip

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Carnifexpoint: play as Wricharrd Konwhey, Krogan Private Eye, as he's drawn into a sinister web of intrigue involving the weapons manufacturers on the Citadel.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Omnitoolpoint

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Carnifexpoint: play as Wricharrd Konwhey, Krogan Private Eye, as he's drawn into a sinister web of intrigue involving the weapons manufacturers on the Citadel.

    Neo Noir tale set on Omega would be awesome

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    tackle dudes out of windows with biotic charge

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Yes the character is basically Napoleon Dynamite.

    - Review of every Jon Heder project for the rest of his life

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    No Man's Sky, But Mass Effect wait YEAH

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    DiarmuidDiarmuid Amazing Meatball Registered User regular
    Just Cause 3

    Think about it.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Mass Effect 3, produced by Cavia games

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Mass Effect 3, produced by Cavia games

    no they should make a good game

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Mass Effect 3, produced by Cavia games

    no they should make a good game

    So make another Nier then, got it

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Now I'm imagining a bunch of guys rushing into a room shouting, FEDERAL WIZARDS DROP THE GUNS.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Super Mass Brothers

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    Now I'm imagining a bunch of guys rushing into a room shouting, FEDERAL WIZARDS DROP THE GUNS.
    the guns are now snakes

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Now I'm imagining a bunch of guys rushing into a room shouting, FEDERAL WIZARDS DROP THE GUNS.
    This is the plot to Wizard Barristers

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    well, it's half that and half Magical Girl Phoenix Wright

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    isn't phoenix wright already magical girl phoenix wright

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Patrick Klepek is an inhuman monster:

    Hey Patrick. I've been following you since I was in middle school when u were at 1up. Love what you do on giant bomb. I recently turned 21 so what are some good beer suggestions. Thanks and keep on keeping on.
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    I hear Miller Lite is the shit.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    isn't phoenix wright already magical girl phoenix wright

    welp that trailer is fairly nsfw

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    DiarmuidDiarmuid Amazing Meatball Registered User regular
    Patrick Klepek is an inhuman monster:

    Hey Patrick. I've been following you since I was in middle school when u were at 1up. Love what you do on giant bomb. I recently turned 21 so what are some good beer suggestions. Thanks and keep on keeping on.
    thevamp25 asked

    I hear Miller Lite is the shit.

    I think there's an unnecessary word here.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I think if you stitched a bunch of anime together and told me it was all supposed to be one episode of one show I wouldn't know the difference

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I think if you stitched a bunch of anime together and told me it was all supposed to be one episode of one show I wouldn't know the difference
    this is dumb

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Diarmuid wrote: »
    Patrick Klepek is an inhuman monster:

    Hey Patrick. I've been following you since I was in middle school when u were at 1up. Love what you do on giant bomb. I recently turned 21 so what are some good beer suggestions. Thanks and keep on keeping on.
    thevamp25 asked

    I hear Miller Lite is the shit.

    I think there's an unnecessary word here.

    Yeah, Rolling Rock is the way to go

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    I think if you bound a bunch of pages together and told me it was all supposed to be one book of one series I wouldn't know the difference

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    If that is the case, SimBen, I think we need to work on your reading comprehension.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I think if you took clips from a bunch of different video games I wouldn't be able to tell the difference

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Guys, I think you need to learn how to pay better attention to the media you are consuming.

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    Patrick Klepek is an inhuman monster:

    Hey Patrick. I've been following you since I was in middle school when u were at 1up. Love what you do on giant bomb. I recently turned 21 so what are some good beer suggestions. Thanks and keep on keeping on.
    thevamp25 asked

    I hear Miller Lite is the shit.

    Beer to Patrick is like a religion

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    It's so strange. On page 50, Moses is talking to the burning bush, but then on page 51, James Bond is karate chopping Hugo Drax.

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