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Video games must be destroyed with a Giant Bomb.

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Jars wrote: »
    the last giant bomb thread is almost upon us

    secret anime thread?

    Real talk I am hesitant to make a Jurp thread because I have this feeling that it will end up getting taken away for exactly this reason

    I imagine Tube seeing the title of the thread, and the OP, and pinching the bridge of his nose while fumbling blindly for some aspirin

    It's a subject that lends itself too easily to forbidden topics

    Wyborn on
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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    So...Sly Collection is probably worth $10, yeah?

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    what if nintendo just puts japanese mother 3 on the eshop and wink wink you can patch it with an sd card if u want 2

    ACCEPTABLE

    No, seriously

    If the 3DS had this kind of functionality officially supported I think the community would be happy with it

    Thaaaaat would also never happen.

    Well obviously

    But the bar of acceptability for treatment of the Mother series is pretty low at this point

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    I think Itoi said he's done with Mother, and I respect that

    I wish he'd make more games of any kind, though

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    That would be the raddest thing

    The alternate universe where Nintendo would ever do such a thing is so far from our current reality that it is also the one where life on earth isnt based on carbon

    Cilla Black on
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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Last Giant Bomb Thread?

    Now what the hell am I supposed to read when I'm working?

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    GBEast Gets Personal With Computing and Commuting
    Can Alex and Vinny simultaneously build a new PC and deliver passengers safely to their destination in New York Bus Simulator? Probably not!

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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    the last giant bomb thread is almost upon us

    secret anime thread?

    Real talk I am hesitant to make a Jurp thread because I have this feeling that it will end up getting taken away for exactly this reason

    I imagine Tube seeing the title of the thread, and the OP, and pinching the bridge of his nose while fumbling blindly for some aspirin

    It's a subject that lends itself too easily to forbidden topics

    Real talk: as inhumanely awful as the "gamer" community is getting lately, no one has any right to shit on any other fandom.

    Well, other than the furries.

    Furries are still gross.

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    OptyOpty Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    It also falls under the blanket guideline of "never use anything fans made officially" that's all over the entertainment industry.

    I think Nintendo actually has broken this particular rule before

    If I remember, Other M was advertised using Theophany's "Alone in the Universe" which was part of a Metroid fan album

    But then I might be remembering wrong

    There's a big difference between using a fanslation to put out a game and licensing a song to play on a commercial (ignoring the post made while I was writing this that you corrected yourself and said it was the opposite).

    The first issue is that the owner of a piece of music is generally much easier to pin down and secure rights from. With a fan translation, you'd need to make sure every person who touched it in any way were part of the contract and that the contract was airtight before moving forward with anything.

    The second issue is that the fan translation quite frankly isn't up to Nintendo's quality. Even if they took the offer they would want to go through it to make it better and make sure there was nothing in it they objected to. Part of that process would involve referring to the original Japanese script, so at that point they'd probably rather just translate it themselves and fully own everything and not need to worry about dealing with a 3rd party.

    The third issue is that even if they didn't do any due diligence and just slapped the translation into the game, they'd still need to go through all of the production steps needed to get the game out. At this point in time it'd likely be put out on WiiU's GBA VC so it'd need to get all of that stuff bolted on and tested. Based on their release schedule, converting a GBA game to VC is not something that they can just give to an intern and have him churn out over a week.

    The fourth issue is precedence: once they do this once they'd be expected to do it again if any such offer appeared in the future. It's similar to the policy of never commenting on rumors because the second you do it creates the precedence that you'll respond to rumors as long as they're true/false (whichever was the case) and "no comment" becomes equivalent to the opposite. It's also similar to the policy of having an in-between person check all mail before it gets to anyone with any power so any game ideas are rejected and returned to sender.

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Stop asking for a anime thread jars

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    what if nintendo just puts japanese mother 3 on the eshop and wink wink you can patch it with an sd card if u want 2

    ACCEPTABLE

    No, seriously

    If the 3DS had this kind of functionality officially supported I think the community would be happy with it
    Wyborn wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    what if nintendo just puts japanese mother 3 on the eshop and wink wink you can patch it with an sd card if u want 2

    ACCEPTABLE

    No, seriously

    If the 3DS had this kind of functionality officially supported I think the community would be happy with it

    nintendo does not understand the internet or technology

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    the car I'm learning in now has Solaire of Astora in the rear side window.

    PRAISE THE SUN.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    GBEast Gets Personal With Computing and Commuting
    Can Alex and Vinny simultaneously build a new PC and deliver passengers safely to their destination in New York Bus Simulator? Probably not!

    This sounds incredible

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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    "This thing looks like it came from Japan therefore I immediately hate it/am suspicious of it".

    I really don't care anymore if it's a joke. It's gotten old.

    Especially in light of this other shit.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    the last giant bomb thread is almost upon us

    secret anime thread?

    Real talk I am hesitant to make a Jurp thread because I have this feeling that it will end up getting taken away for exactly this reason

    I imagine Tube seeing the title of the thread, and the OP, and pinching the bridge of his nose while fumbling blindly for some aspirin

    It's a subject that lends itself too easily to forbidden topics

    Real talk: as inhumanely awful as the "gamer" community is getting lately, no one has any right to shit on any other fandom.

    Well, other than the furries.

    Furries are still gross.

    no

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    I do not mean to suggest that Nintendo would accept the Mother 3 translation in any capacity or for any reason (though I take issue with the idea of it not being up to Nintendo's standards)

    I'm just saying Nintendo's not completely allergic to fan works; it doesn't apply specifically to the Mother 3 conversation, though, so it was out of turn.

    I apologize for the confusion caused by my thoughtless rambling.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    furries are passe

    it's trans-racial and homestucks that are in now

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    what? Final bomb thread? Can you please elaborate?

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    the last giant bomb thread is almost upon us

    secret anime thread?

    Real talk I am hesitant to make a Jurp thread because I have this feeling that it will end up getting taken away for exactly this reason

    I imagine Tube seeing the title of the thread, and the OP, and pinching the bridge of his nose while fumbling blindly for some aspirin

    It's a subject that lends itself too easily to forbidden topics

    Real talk: as inhumanely awful as the "gamer" community is getting lately, no one has any right to shit on any other fandom.

    Well, other than the furries.

    Furries are still gross.

    no

    Okay fine.

    The Sonic furries are a neverending source of amusement.

    They're kind of okay.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    GBEast Gets Personal With Computing and Commuting
    Can Alex and Vinny simultaneously build a new PC and deliver passengers safely to their destination in New York Bus Simulator? Probably not!

    the answer is vehemently no on both counts

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    what? Final bomb thread? Can you please elaborate?

    tube said it's taking a break and that's the whole story

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    what? Final bomb thread? Can you please elaborate?

    after the next giant bomb thread, we are taking a hiatus

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    what? Final bomb thread? Can you please elaborate?

    Did you ever see Old Yeller? That's what Tube's doing to this thread after page 100

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    yeah furries are ok

    no mercy for sonic fetishists though

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    the last giant bomb thread is almost upon us

    secret anime thread?

    Real talk I am hesitant to make a Jurp thread because I have this feeling that it will end up getting taken away for exactly this reason

    I imagine Tube seeing the title of the thread, and the OP, and pinching the bridge of his nose while fumbling blindly for some aspirin

    It's a subject that lends itself too easily to forbidden topics

    Real talk: as inhumanely awful as the "gamer" community is getting lately, no one has any right to shit on any other fandom.

    Well, other than the furries.

    Furries are still gross.

    Well gee excuse me

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    the last giant bomb thread is almost upon us

    secret anime thread?

    Real talk I am hesitant to make a Jurp thread because I have this feeling that it will end up getting taken away for exactly this reason

    I imagine Tube seeing the title of the thread, and the OP, and pinching the bridge of his nose while fumbling blindly for some aspirin

    It's a subject that lends itself too easily to forbidden topics

    Real talk: as inhumanely awful as the "gamer" community is getting lately, no one has any right to shit on any other fandom.

    Well, other than the furries.

    Furries are still gross.

    What are you talking about

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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    Now to turn around my rant, I have just agreed to cover Akiba's Trip on the Vita.

    I've sort of dreaded getting into that game, especially in light of the recent shit storm surrounding it. Also I make no excuses for any "strip simulator" or whatever the hell you call those type of games. I wash my hands completely of that.

    And yet I'm still dreading it because: what if I end up liking it?

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    akiba strip, huh

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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    Zay wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    the last giant bomb thread is almost upon us

    secret anime thread?

    Real talk I am hesitant to make a Jurp thread because I have this feeling that it will end up getting taken away for exactly this reason

    I imagine Tube seeing the title of the thread, and the OP, and pinching the bridge of his nose while fumbling blindly for some aspirin

    It's a subject that lends itself too easily to forbidden topics

    Real talk: as inhumanely awful as the "gamer" community is getting lately, no one has any right to shit on any other fandom.

    Well, other than the furries.

    Furries are still gross.

    Well gee excuse me

    I'm really sort of just kidding about the whole furry thing.

    Furries have done no harm by me, so I don't have a particularly strong opinion.

    Let's just agree the gamer community now stands at the very top of awfulness.

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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    akiba strip, huh

    If it wasn't for Patrick's podcast I would have never gotten that pun.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    you should probably refrain from calling furries gross even "ironically"

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    I literally don't understand what you are doing right now.

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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    you should probably refrain from calling furries gross even "ironically"

    I retract the statement and apologize.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
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    yes yes this is what I wan

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Let's all just agree to only shame pips

    The worst of communities

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Yo you got dota in my smash bros.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Let's all just agree to only shame pips

    The worst of communities

    rude dude over here

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Shrek top tier

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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