one time before I had a threesome my boyfriend at the time suggested we watch a movie to like, ease into it with the 3rd
I think I may have just sad no. like, fuck we just watched a movie we're clearing here to bang each other we're not going to watch a whole fucking movie are we
and we didn't!
that's so weird
we were a lot more forward with our third too
we put on a movie once since we were all young enough we still lived with our parents
so while we waited for her dad to leave for the night shift we put on hot fuzz one time
another time i was rolling a joint and the plan was we'd get drunk and high this time
except it was my first time rolling since i always hung with others who rolled previously to hanging out or used a pipe
so i'm trying to figure out how to get this shit right and stressing over it not wanting to delay a good time for everyone
turns out they got impatient and drank the mickey of vodka between them and already got into it by the time i figured it out
so the product of my work really just replenished the buzz in a different sort of way before we all got down to it
but other than that i don't think we ever really hung out for longer than an hour before we started fooling around
the worst was when we got there and just immediately didn't want to do anything with the dude. like he was just really different looking than his picture and just not inviting at all
but we were too timid to just leave! so we had the worst sex with him
maybe there was a lesson there idk
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the worst was when we got there and just immediately didn't want to do anything with the dude. like he was just really different looking than his picture and just not inviting at all
but we were too timid to just leave! so we had the worst sex with him
maybe there was a lesson there idk
the picture mismatch is always an awkward thing to navigate
increasingly my preferred strategy is to just be upfront and say "sorry i'm not into this" and leave
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the worst was when we got there and just immediately didn't want to do anything with the dude. like he was just really different looking than his picture and just not inviting at all
but we were too timid to just leave! so we had the worst sex with him
maybe there was a lesson there idk
the picture mismatch is always an awkward thing to navigate
increasingly my preferred strategy is to just be upfront and say "sorry i'm not into this" and leave
haha i'm just imagining a response like "you just gestured to all of me"
the worst was when we got there and just immediately didn't want to do anything with the dude. like he was just really different looking than his picture and just not inviting at all
but we were too timid to just leave! so we had the worst sex with him
maybe there was a lesson there idk
the picture mismatch is always an awkward thing to navigate
increasingly my preferred strategy is to just be upfront and say "sorry i'm not into this" and leave
haha i'm just imagining a response like "you just gestured to all of me"
Sometimes you must be cruel in order to... get precisely what you want without regard for someone else's feelings.
so if anyone wanted to do a NSFW photo dump now is the time
Quick post links to Kickstarter and tvtropes!
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Boyfriend is moving in with me, pretty much cleared out most of his house already
He has boxes and boxes of spawn toys and comic books and many many many CDs, DVDs , and clothes, mountains of clothes
Spawn? This one might not be a keeper...
At least it's not Garth Ennis?
A lot of Garth Ennis's stuff hasn't held up well. But he did manage to write one of my favorite Superman stories so it would depend on what Garth Ennis.
so if anyone wanted to do a NSFW photo dump now is the time
no. no it is not. this is the worst advice after #1 never get into a land war with china, #2 never mess with a Sicilian when death is on th eline.
Yeah you should be dumping nsfw gifs that are greater than 500kb.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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I ask because you have never liked any house ever in chat.
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the worst was when we got there and just immediately didn't want to do anything with the dude. like he was just really different looking than his picture and just not inviting at all
but we were too timid to just leave! so we had the worst sex with him
maybe there was a lesson there idk
here's your lesson:
never meet anyone until you've seen face pictures from at least three angles
as a bonus you can make them hold up a copy of today's newspaper to verify recency
the worst was when we got there and just immediately didn't want to do anything with the dude. like he was just really different looking than his picture and just not inviting at all
but we were too timid to just leave! so we had the worst sex with him
maybe there was a lesson there idk
here's your lesson:
never meet anyone until you've seen face pictures from at least three angles
as a bonus you can make them hold up a copy of today's newspaper to verify recency
When sex advice crosses over with kidnapping management....
the worst was when we got there and just immediately didn't want to do anything with the dude. like he was just really different looking than his picture and just not inviting at all
but we were too timid to just leave! so we had the worst sex with him
maybe there was a lesson there idk
here's your lesson:
never meet anyone until you've seen face pictures from at least three angles
as a bonus you can make them hold up a copy of today's newspaper to verify recency
When sex advice crosses over with kidnapping management....
One has a tendency to flow into the other
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Rear Admiral ChocoI wanna be an owl, Jerry!Owl York CityRegistered Userregular
the worst was when we got there and just immediately didn't want to do anything with the dude. like he was just really different looking than his picture and just not inviting at all
but we were too timid to just leave! so we had the worst sex with him
maybe there was a lesson there idk
the picture mismatch is always an awkward thing to navigate
increasingly my preferred strategy is to just be upfront and say "sorry i'm not into this" and leave
haha i'm just imagining a response like "you just gestured to all of me"
the worst was when we got there and just immediately didn't want to do anything with the dude. like he was just really different looking than his picture and just not inviting at all
but we were too timid to just leave! so we had the worst sex with him
maybe there was a lesson there idk
here's your lesson:
never meet anyone until you've seen face pictures from at least three angles
as a bonus you can make them hold up a copy of today's newspaper to verify recency
And if they actually have a newspaper on hand then also don't have sex with them because they are obviously an old.
Aioua on
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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Thinking that someone else is somehow obliged to clean-up after me, that's the real insult to me.
FYI HTH
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the worst was when we got there and just immediately didn't want to do anything with the dude. like he was just really different looking than his picture and just not inviting at all
but we were too timid to just leave! so we had the worst sex with him
maybe there was a lesson there idk
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when the mods are in rome....
At least it's not Garth Ennis?
the picture mismatch is always an awkward thing to navigate
increasingly my preferred strategy is to just be upfront and say "sorry i'm not into this" and leave
hahaha oh man
i feel like my roommates and i have had this thing where i will tend to just do all the dishes i can in one go and if that includes theirs then okay!
and they'll do more or less the same, or they'll take out the garbage or recycling or some other minor chore that i intended to do
so we do each other's chores occasionally and the other party always feels this funny mix of mild guilt and gratitude
obvi the mods are all asleep
so if anyone wanted to do a NSFW photo dump now is the time
haha i'm just imagining a response like "you just gestured to all of me"
Yeah, it's basically like, "Oh, this is a thing that needs to be done, I have a minute, i'll do it for sure."
All good times.
Sometimes you must be cruel in order to... get precisely what you want without regard for someone else's feelings.
Quick post links to Kickstarter and tvtropes!
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
A lot of Garth Ennis's stuff hasn't held up well. But he did manage to write one of my favorite Superman stories so it would depend on what Garth Ennis.
I guess thats cool as long its not like then, whoops I tripped and fell on your dick and well now I'm here anyways.
Have to put all this stuff up for sale , the toys and comics
Or do both and post a link to TVTropes new kickstarter.
no. no it is not. this is the worst advice after #1 never get into a land war with china, #2 never mess with a Sicilian when death is on th eline.
yes
dick pics
to all the gays
God help me
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Yeah you should be dumping nsfw gifs that are greater than 500kb.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
here's your lesson:
never meet anyone until you've seen face pictures from at least three angles
as a bonus you can make them hold up a copy of today's newspaper to verify recency
When sex advice crosses over with kidnapping management....
Although of course, far, far more over the 500k limit. Sometimes both.
Been infracted a bunch for both so don't think ill risk it.
One has a tendency to flow into the other
or even better like tycho in the first panel here
I will be nice. On my phone anyways.
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
And if they actually have a newspaper on hand then also don't have sex with them because they are obviously an old.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Didn't get a good look at it. On my phone. Bus internet is a joke. They can still technically say they have wiki, but only barely.
Introduce him to us!
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
If i was gonna post nsfw pictures it would be very related to this. But I will not. I am a reformed man.