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[Love] and Risotto

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    NeoToma wrote: »
    So this girl I'm "seeing"? (idk I'm new at this poly stuff) as been showing me the other side of internet dating me with her weird threesome offers.
    I don't know why but I always just figured girls would be inherently better at hitting on girls?
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    Actually looking for a girl to have a threesome with me and my ex husband one time only to fulfill a long time promise with hopes he will take me back we were married 11 years but he left me i still love him but now we can be fwb anyway,

    That just makes me really sad

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    FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    Flarne wrote: »
    I'm European so I can drink alcohol in public without pretending it's something else

    Land of the free

    Please don't include my country in your ridiculous liberties

    Does that mean everything people like to do in Amsterdam is banned in Sweden

    yes. including putting Nutella on everything.

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    OrthancOrthanc Death Lite, Only 1 Calorie Off the end of the internet, just turn left.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    "Hey, sorry to bother you but I was wondering if you would be interested in experimenting with 'pegging'?"

    I'll take "things I don't want in my browser history" for 100 Alex

    orthanc
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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    This should be the anthem for this thread

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liZm1im2erU

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    NeoToma wrote: »
    So this girl I'm "seeing"? (idk I'm new at this poly stuff) as been showing me the other side of internet dating me with her weird threesome offers.
    I don't know why but I always just figured girls would be inherently better at hitting on girls?
    example
    Actually looking for a girl to have a threesome with me and my ex husband one time only to fulfill a long time promise with hopes he will take me back we were married 11 years but he left me i still love him but now we can be fwb anyway,

    Is any of that true, or is she going for a pity three-way?

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    The classic Pity Three-Way gambit

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Just remembered the Parmesan rind risotto recipe that needs like half a kilo of Parmesan. I wonder how that would go with a mixed medley of other rinded cheeses...

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    ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    That explains why one of the Italian guys I was at St Andrews with kept what appeared to be a few years worth of parmesan rinds in his fridge door.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    You know what, that might have been unintentionally a little racist. Just gonna edit that out. My bad.

    Juggernut on
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    fuckin loooooove Parmesan

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    My local newspaper is taking Valentine's Day declarations, 500 words or less. Last year I sent one in, because I had a girlfriend.

    Such is not the case this year.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Declare your love for wrestling

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    John Cena already has someone in his life; there's no room for me.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    John Cena has room in his heart for everyone of us

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    I will be spending Valentine's weekend very drunk with great friends and probably kissing someone far too young for me. Then I will eat fried food the next day,and probably chocolate while I'm hungover on the coach back home.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    That explains why one of the Italian guys I was at St Andrews with kept what appeared to be a few years worth of parmesan rinds in his fridge door.

    Parmesan rind is one of the secret ingredients in my chili con carne recipe.

    You take it out before eating, but it infuses delicious parmesanness throughout it.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I will spend Valentines on my own (probably studying) but I am just happy not to be working in floristry still.

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    My DoorDash driver is named Virgilio Pythagoras.

    I have some doubts about the veracity of this name.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    My DoorDash driver is named Virgilio Pythagoras.

    I have some doubts about the veracity of this name.

    I mean, have you seen Kripparian's real name? I'm not sure why he even goes by Kripparian. His real name sounds like a fucking Bond villain. Some people have really baller names because their parents were ballers.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Valentine's weekend plan is to see Deadpool with my partner and metamour. :biggrin:

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I will drink.

    I will drink until there is only the Void. A swirling bleakness so dark that any love within a 5 mile radius will be sucked in and torn, atom by atom, apart and scattered out through the farthest reaches of space and time.
    I'm probably just gonna make a white russian and go to bed.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    i will eat a pizza, play some viddy gees, then cry myself to sleep

    i'm looking forward to it

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Valentines over here will likely be spent in some state of near panic and zen as the baby's due date gets closer and closer and closer....

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    MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    I made risotto last night! I ate it alone!

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    "Hey, sorry to bother you but I was wondering if you would be interested in experimenting with 'pegging'?"

    Sweet Merciful Christ, that was the introduction? I can only imagine what a full year into the relationship would be like. Something, something, fucking-a-pineapple, something-something.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Do I even want to know what pegging is?

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    MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Do I even want to know what pegging is?

    butt stuff

    your butt stuff

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Do I even want to know what pegging is?

    It's slang for playing Battleship

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    "Hey, sorry to bother you but I was wondering if you would be interested in experimenting with 'pegging'?"

    Sweet Merciful Christ, that was the introduction? I can only imagine what a full year into the relationship would be like. Something, something, fucking-a-pineapple, something-something.

    Adding this to the OKCupid generator.

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    littlewrenlittlewren Registered User regular
    I've had to look up worse things on Urban Dictionary.

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Machwing wrote: »
    I made risotto last night! I ate it alone!

    Ok people, the love thread rule is if you make risotto you better be inviting me over! I need to know what it tastes like!

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Do I even want to know what pegging is?

    It's slang for playing Battleship

    Oh God, it's almost as bad as Monopoly!

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Do I even want to know what pegging is?

    Yes.

    Brunch update: I had the Eggs Benedict with smoked salmon and a delightful potato hash on the side. I'm well pleased by it. Also pleased by the fact that I'm posting this three and a half hours after we finished brunch.

    No idea what I'm going to do for valentine's. It's a long weekend, though!

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Machwing wrote: »
    I made risotto last night! I ate it alone!

    Ok people, the love thread rule is if you make risotto you better be inviting me over! I need to know what it tastes like!

    Anytime you find yourself in Chicago, just let me know

    I figure you've got a whole lot more challenge in getting here than I would in making some fancy rice

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Do I even want to know what pegging is?

    Yes.

    Brunch update: I had the Eggs Benedict with smoked salmon and a delightful potato hash on the side. I'm well pleased by it. Also pleased by the fact that I'm posting this three and a half hours after we finished brunch.

    No idea what I'm going to do for valentine's. It's a long weekend, though!

    You could go see Fox Studio's new romcom that debuts that day.

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Valentines?

    You mean Gorge-yourself-on-cheap-chocolates Eve?

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    MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Machwing wrote: »
    I made risotto last night! I ate it alone!

    Ok people, the love thread rule is if you make risotto you better be inviting me over! I need to know what it tastes like!

    It tastes like a starchy, onion-y version of whatever broth you use to make the risotto

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Valentines?

    You mean Gorge-yourself-on-cheap-chocolates Eve?

    Anna Howard Shaw day?

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Do I even want to know what pegging is?

    What if you werent into dudes but still wanted somebody to rock your can

    Kwoaru on
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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Valentines?

    You mean Gorge-yourself-on-cheap-chocolates Eve?

    I hate chocolate though. I give all the ones I get to my roomies!

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