simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
alternatively, pass on your fine genes to a new generation of youth, as you were created, thus fulfilling your sole purpose on this earth (that is, to breed)
alternatively, pass on your fine genes to a new generation of youth, as you were created, thus fulfilling your sole purpose on this earth (that is, to breed)
There is a very relevant Oglaf about the real meaning of sex, but it is sadly NSFW.
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zepherinRussian warship, go fuck yourselfRegistered Userregular
And you are the second forumer to make this mistake.
Name: RMMV Oceanic III...You are incorrect then, Acknowledge your ancestors and be the third of your name.
And at 60,0000 tonnes that ship has a phat ass.
zepherin on
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
alternatively, pass on your fine genes to a new generation of youth, as you were created, thus fulfilling your sole purpose on this earth (that is, to breed)
There is a very relevant Oglaf about the real meaning of sex, but it is sadly NSFW.
This describes most Oglaf strips
You gotta narrow it down
fuck gendered marketing
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
Swedish citizens can sign up through an app and then a random Swede will get the call when someone calls that number.
fact from sweden: sweden only has one phone, and Swedes take turns to answer it
PHONE BASED SOCIALISM
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
alternatively, pass on your fine genes to a new generation of youth, as you were created, thus fulfilling your sole purpose on this earth (that is, to breed)
There is a very relevant Oglaf about the real meaning of sex, but it is sadly NSFW.
This describes most Oglaf strips
You gotta narrow it down
The one called "semifinal" with a giant floating fetus.
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
And you are the second forumer to make this mistake.
Name: RMMV Oceanic III...You are incorrect then, Acknowledge your ancestors and be the third of your name.
And at 60,0000 tonnes that ship has a phat ass.
Also whether that Oceanic would have been RMMV or RMS depends on whether she'd have been contracted to carry mail for the Royal Mail. The S stands for Ship more often than Steamer. Example: The RMS Queen Mary 2 is not a steamer.
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
Pft, it's not like anybody will be able to make sense of those crazy metric numbers anyways.
I have no idea what any of those (except BP) actually translate to. Which confuses the hell out of me because at least A1c is a percentage so how do you get a 49?
A1c is measured in mmol/mol, i.e. how many thousandths of 6.0225 x 1023 of molecules of the ensugard hemoglobin are in 6.0225 x 1023 molecules of my total hemoglobin count. It is equivalent to 6.6% in the old terms, above average for normal folk but generally where they want 'betics to keep it to avoid the danger of hypos.
HDL and LDL are measured in mmol/L, how many thousandths of 6.0225 x 1023 of molecules of the fatty fat fat are in a liter of my blood. They generally don't fret about this unless LDLs are greater than 4 or the combined total exceeds something like 5.5. I do need to lower this a bit, but I'm taking steps.
I'm always kinda nervous when the bigger BP number is above 130, but the doctor continually assures me that it would have to be much higher than it is to worry him, and the smaller number is excellent, especially as it was something like 90 five months ago, so my exercise regime appears to be paying dividends.
I cannot divulge any even more imperial methods of recording my weight I might use like a base 14 system named after small rocks. Like I said, SECRET desu.
I'm mostly amused that in the one area where 'Murka actually uses the metric system we use completely different units of measurement so they're still uncomparable.
As I said, A1c is typically a percentage here and HDL/LDL are mg/deciliter. Blood pressure, being in the proper unit of millimeters of mercury is the same on both sides.
Either way, grats on the good sugar control and BP.
@Hakkekage i am on business travel but i will try to find time
@Powerpuppies oh that's OK don't worry about it then. Beasto just thought you might have a better idea of what he actually does. Fortunately here our cup runneth over with frogs and rammers
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Aprill with his shoures indeed, mister Chaucer. Aprill with his shoures
Wrong Oceanic!
And you are the second forumer to make this mistake.
Like, a number you can call to talk to Sweden.
Swedish citizens can sign up through an app and then a random Swede will get the call when someone calls that number.
There is a very relevant Oglaf about the real meaning of sex, but it is sadly NSFW.
Name: RMMV Oceanic III...You are incorrect then, Acknowledge your ancestors and be the third of your name.
And at 60,0000 tonnes that ship has a phat ass.
This describes most Oglaf strips
You gotta narrow it down
fact from sweden: sweden only has one phone, and Swedes take turns to answer it
PHONE BASED SOCIALISM
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
The one called "semifinal" with a giant floating fetus.
This is going to simplify my work day so much
I like big sterns and I cannot lie
bork bork bork?
Seamen joke
I'm mostly amused that in the one area where 'Murka actually uses the metric system we use completely different units of measurement so they're still uncomparable.
As I said, A1c is typically a percentage here and HDL/LDL are mg/deciliter. Blood pressure, being in the proper unit of millimeters of mercury is the same on both sides.
Either way, grats on the good sugar control and BP.
swab the poop dock
MV Britannic, built in part from the cancelled keel of the Oceanic
Bootiful
Unf
Master Bates and Roger the Cabin Boy
@Powerpuppies oh that's OK don't worry about it then. Beasto just thought you might have a better idea of what he actually does. Fortunately here our cup runneth over with frogs and rammers
NNID: Hakkekage
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Yep
In which way? In a desperate yearning for the unachievable, or pity at the state of mankind?
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the food subreddit. it's 75% either outright poorly executed food or horribly plated, 20% STEAKS! and 5% actually interesting or well prepared food
like one was BEST SCHNITZEL EVER and it was basic pounded and fried chicken breast with way too much sauce and fucking ora-ide crinkle cut fries
god damn flyover country i tell ya
At least it's not r/neckbeardnests
i really like the sports ones but that's about it. the music ones are AAAAWWWWFUL
Look at that tiny cute space shuttle
I think once we recovered to page 100 status Elki did away with it in order to prevent ambiguous animepoast
Hmph