The continuous adventures of watching TNG: SPACE IRISH?!?
I honestly can't remember this episode.
It is.... noteworthy
Not I a good way
the episode goes from a shitty comedy episode into PROBLEMATIC when Picard casually assigns all the irish women to a lifetime of being baby factories
this is somehow more morally acceptable to picard than just giving DNA samples
Here's a thought, ask the Irish people for some fucking DNA samples instead of volunteering them to be livestock (I also find it pretty hilarious that in a crew of over a thousand not even a few dozen would give DNA samples, I would and I'm a 21st century yokel, the enterprise is supposed to be a crew of the finest and most progressive 24th century people)
how has it only been 20 minutes since this post????
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
The continuous adventures of watching TNG: SPACE IRISH?!?
I honestly can't remember this episode.
It is.... noteworthy
Not I a good way
the episode goes from a shitty comedy episode into PROBLEMATIC when Picard casually assigns all the irish women to a lifetime of being baby factories
this is somehow more morally acceptable to picard than just giving DNA samples
Here's a thought, ask the Irish people for some fucking DNA samples instead of volunteering them to be livestock (I also find it pretty hilarious that in a crew of over a thousand not even a few dozen would give DNA samples, I would and I'm a 21st century yokel, the enterprise is supposed to be a crew of the finest and most progressive 24th century people)
wut
That's what happens in the TNG space irish episode, they find a colony of clones and a colony of space irish farmers, the clones dont have enough genetic diversity and are breaking down, and instead of anyone on the Enterprise offering DNA samples to fix it (because the idea of a clone of them being on an isolated world none of them will ever visit again is morally repugnant to the entire crew), or anyone asking the Irish if they'd give DNA samples (they don't even know what DNA is, they probably wouldn't care), Picard offers the obvious solution:
Take these Irish women and put babies in them, we'll start drawing up charts over who has to fuck who
The continuous adventures of watching TNG: SPACE IRISH?!?
I honestly can't remember this episode.
It is.... noteworthy
Not I a good way
the episode goes from a shitty comedy episode into PROBLEMATIC when Picard casually assigns all the irish women to a lifetime of being baby factories
this is somehow more morally acceptable to picard than just giving DNA samples
Here's a thought, ask the Irish people for some fucking DNA samples instead of volunteering them to be livestock (I also find it pretty hilarious that in a crew of over a thousand not even a few dozen would give DNA samples, I would and I'm a 21st century yokel, the enterprise is supposed to be a crew of the finest and most progressive 24th century people)
wut
That's what happens in the TNG space irish episode, they find a colony of clones and a colony of space irish farmers, the clones dont have enough genetic diversity and are breaking down, and instead of anyone on the Enterprise offering DNA samples to fix it (because the idea of a clone of them being on an isolated world none of them will ever visit again is morally repugnant to the entire crew), or anyone asking the Irish if they'd give DNA samples (they don't even know what DNA is, they probably wouldn't care), Picard offers the obvious solution:
Take these Irish women and put babies in them, we'll start drawing up charts over who has to fuck who
which episode is this I need to watch it
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
The continuous adventures of watching TNG: SPACE IRISH?!?
I honestly can't remember this episode.
It is.... noteworthy
Not I a good way
the episode goes from a shitty comedy episode into PROBLEMATIC when Picard casually assigns all the irish women to a lifetime of being baby factories
this is somehow more morally acceptable to picard than just giving DNA samples
Here's a thought, ask the Irish people for some fucking DNA samples instead of volunteering them to be livestock (I also find it pretty hilarious that in a crew of over a thousand not even a few dozen would give DNA samples, I would and I'm a 21st century yokel, the enterprise is supposed to be a crew of the finest and most progressive 24th century people)
wut
That's what happens in the TNG space irish episode, they find a colony of clones and a colony of space irish farmers, the clones dont have enough genetic diversity and are breaking down, and instead of anyone on the Enterprise offering DNA samples to fix it (because the idea of a clone of them being on an isolated world none of them will ever visit again is morally repugnant to the entire crew), or anyone asking the Irish if they'd give DNA samples (they don't even know what DNA is, they probably wouldn't care), Picard offers the obvious solution:
Take these Irish women and put babies in them, we'll start drawing up charts over who has to fuck who
which episode is this I need to watch it
Up the long ladder, 2x18
I think the clones might be disappointed because I'm pretty sure Riker impregnated half the irish women by the time they made it back to the planet
edit: Bonus they keep the Irish in the cargo bay with all their animals and don't really know how to handle it, just keep everything in one giant cargo bay with hay on the floor because apparently transit of livestock is something so backward that Starfleet doesn't understand it (even though there are many federation worlds that have farmers on them)
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The continuous adventures of watching TNG: SPACE IRISH?!?
I honestly can't remember this episode.
It is.... noteworthy
Not I a good way
the episode goes from a shitty comedy episode into PROBLEMATIC when Picard casually assigns all the irish women to a lifetime of being baby factories
this is somehow more morally acceptable to picard than just giving DNA samples
Here's a thought, ask the Irish people for some fucking DNA samples instead of volunteering them to be livestock (I also find it pretty hilarious that in a crew of over a thousand not even a few dozen would give DNA samples, I would and I'm a 21st century yokel, the enterprise is supposed to be a crew of the finest and most progressive 24th century people)
wut
That's what happens in the TNG space irish episode, they find a colony of clones and a colony of space irish farmers, the clones dont have enough genetic diversity and are breaking down, and instead of anyone on the Enterprise offering DNA samples to fix it (because the idea of a clone of them being on an isolated world none of them will ever visit again is morally repugnant to the entire crew), or anyone asking the Irish if they'd give DNA samples (they don't even know what DNA is, they probably wouldn't care), Picard offers the obvious solution:
Take these Irish women and put babies in them, we'll start drawing up charts over who has to fuck who
1. Space is super boring.
2. A captain's salary ain't all it's cracked up to be.
3. Picard supplements his by being a secret alien pornographer.
4. Jean-Luc Fuckhard
The continuous adventures of watching TNG: SPACE IRISH?!?
I honestly can't remember this episode.
It is.... noteworthy
Not I a good way
the episode goes from a shitty comedy episode into PROBLEMATIC when Picard casually assigns all the irish women to a lifetime of being baby factories
this is somehow more morally acceptable to picard than just giving DNA samples
Here's a thought, ask the Irish people for some fucking DNA samples instead of volunteering them to be livestock (I also find it pretty hilarious that in a crew of over a thousand not even a few dozen would give DNA samples, I would and I'm a 21st century yokel, the enterprise is supposed to be a crew of the finest and most progressive 24th century people)
wut
That's what happens in the TNG space irish episode, they find a colony of clones and a colony of space irish farmers, the clones dont have enough genetic diversity and are breaking down, and instead of anyone on the Enterprise offering DNA samples to fix it (because the idea of a clone of them being on an isolated world none of them will ever visit again is morally repugnant to the entire crew), or anyone asking the Irish if they'd give DNA samples (they don't even know what DNA is, they probably wouldn't care), Picard offers the obvious solution:
Take these Irish women and put babies in them, we'll start drawing up charts over who has to fuck who
it got those jerks off his ship so he could practice his flute in peace.
mission accomplished
The continuous adventures of watching TNG: SPACE IRISH?!?
I honestly can't remember this episode.
It is.... noteworthy
Not I a good way
the episode goes from a shitty comedy episode into PROBLEMATIC when Picard casually assigns all the irish women to a lifetime of being baby factories
this is somehow more morally acceptable to picard than just giving DNA samples
Here's a thought, ask the Irish people for some fucking DNA samples instead of volunteering them to be livestock (I also find it pretty hilarious that in a crew of over a thousand not even a few dozen would give DNA samples, I would and I'm a 21st century yokel, the enterprise is supposed to be a crew of the finest and most progressive 24th century people)
wut
That's what happens in the TNG space irish episode, they find a colony of clones and a colony of space irish farmers, the clones dont have enough genetic diversity and are breaking down, and instead of anyone on the Enterprise offering DNA samples to fix it (because the idea of a clone of them being on an isolated world none of them will ever visit again is morally repugnant to the entire crew), or anyone asking the Irish if they'd give DNA samples (they don't even know what DNA is, they probably wouldn't care), Picard offers the obvious solution:
Take these Irish women and put babies in them, we'll start drawing up charts over who has to fuck who
The continuous adventures of watching TNG: SPACE IRISH?!?
I honestly can't remember this episode.
It is.... noteworthy
Not I a good way
the episode goes from a shitty comedy episode into PROBLEMATIC when Picard casually assigns all the irish women to a lifetime of being baby factories
this is somehow more morally acceptable to picard than just giving DNA samples
Here's a thought, ask the Irish people for some fucking DNA samples instead of volunteering them to be livestock (I also find it pretty hilarious that in a crew of over a thousand not even a few dozen would give DNA samples, I would and I'm a 21st century yokel, the enterprise is supposed to be a crew of the finest and most progressive 24th century people)
wut
That's what happens in the TNG space irish episode, they find a colony of clones and a colony of space irish farmers, the clones dont have enough genetic diversity and are breaking down, and instead of anyone on the Enterprise offering DNA samples to fix it (because the idea of a clone of them being on an isolated world none of them will ever visit again is morally repugnant to the entire crew), or anyone asking the Irish if they'd give DNA samples (they don't even know what DNA is, they probably wouldn't care), Picard offers the obvious solution:
Take these Irish women and put babies in them, we'll start drawing up charts over who has to fuck who
1. Space is super boring.
2. A captain's salary ain't all it's cracked up to be.
3. Picard supplements his by being a secret alien pornographer
4. Jean-Luc Fuckhard
edit: haha I don't know why but I never thought it before, Riker is just sitting in the room staring at the naked model, he doesn't have an art easel and he's not there to meet with Picard (in the edit of course, in the actual episode riker wasn't there)
I really don't remember a lot of these awful TNG episodes. I must have tuned out while watching them.
everybody tunes out when they see the S1/2 uniforms
you know you're in for a bad time
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
S1/2 of TNG were downright atrocious. Basically anything after Tasha left was pretty alright.
I love when the writers bag on Denise Crosby, there was someone who complained once that after she failed to become a thing she begged/fucked to get back on the show a couple times.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
The continuous adventures of watching TNG: SPACE IRISH?!?
I honestly can't remember this episode.
It is.... noteworthy
Not I a good way
the episode goes from a shitty comedy episode into PROBLEMATIC when Picard casually assigns all the irish women to a lifetime of being baby factories
this is somehow more morally acceptable to picard than just giving DNA samples
Here's a thought, ask the Irish people for some fucking DNA samples instead of volunteering them to be livestock (I also find it pretty hilarious that in a crew of over a thousand not even a few dozen would give DNA samples, I would and I'm a 21st century yokel, the enterprise is supposed to be a crew of the finest and most progressive 24th century people)
wut
That's what happens in the TNG space irish episode, they find a colony of clones and a colony of space irish farmers, the clones dont have enough genetic diversity and are breaking down, and instead of anyone on the Enterprise offering DNA samples to fix it (because the idea of a clone of them being on an isolated world none of them will ever visit again is morally repugnant to the entire crew), or anyone asking the Irish if they'd give DNA samples (they don't even know what DNA is, they probably wouldn't care), Picard offers the obvious solution:
Take these Irish women and put babies in them, we'll start drawing up charts over who has to fuck who
The continuous adventures of watching TNG: SPACE IRISH?!?
I honestly can't remember this episode.
It is.... noteworthy
Not I a good way
the episode goes from a shitty comedy episode into PROBLEMATIC when Picard casually assigns all the irish women to a lifetime of being baby factories
this is somehow more morally acceptable to picard than just giving DNA samples
Here's a thought, ask the Irish people for some fucking DNA samples instead of volunteering them to be livestock (I also find it pretty hilarious that in a crew of over a thousand not even a few dozen would give DNA samples, I would and I'm a 21st century yokel, the enterprise is supposed to be a crew of the finest and most progressive 24th century people)
wut
That's what happens in the TNG space irish episode, they find a colony of clones and a colony of space irish farmers, the clones dont have enough genetic diversity and are breaking down, and instead of anyone on the Enterprise offering DNA samples to fix it (because the idea of a clone of them being on an isolated world none of them will ever visit again is morally repugnant to the entire crew), or anyone asking the Irish if they'd give DNA samples (they don't even know what DNA is, they probably wouldn't care), Picard offers the obvious solution:
Take these Irish women and put babies in them, we'll start drawing up charts over who has to fuck who
1. Space is super boring.
BeNarwhal
ooooohhh
You think there's anything interesting to do at all in space by the 24th century? They have autonomous faster-than-light speed travel. A ship capable of that doesnt have dilithium crystals that "accidentally" get misaligned. They're bored out of their minds. They're like hillbillies on a Saturday night loaded down with beer and guns in a lifted truck. Nothing to do and nowhere to go, let's shoot some intergalactic stop signs!
The continuous adventures of watching TNG: SPACE IRISH?!?
I honestly can't remember this episode.
It is.... noteworthy
Not I a good way
the episode goes from a shitty comedy episode into PROBLEMATIC when Picard casually assigns all the irish women to a lifetime of being baby factories
this is somehow more morally acceptable to picard than just giving DNA samples
Here's a thought, ask the Irish people for some fucking DNA samples instead of volunteering them to be livestock (I also find it pretty hilarious that in a crew of over a thousand not even a few dozen would give DNA samples, I would and I'm a 21st century yokel, the enterprise is supposed to be a crew of the finest and most progressive 24th century people)
wut
That's what happens in the TNG space irish episode, they find a colony of clones and a colony of space irish farmers, the clones dont have enough genetic diversity and are breaking down, and instead of anyone on the Enterprise offering DNA samples to fix it (because the idea of a clone of them being on an isolated world none of them will ever visit again is morally repugnant to the entire crew), or anyone asking the Irish if they'd give DNA samples (they don't even know what DNA is, they probably wouldn't care), Picard offers the obvious solution:
Take these Irish women and put babies in them, we'll start drawing up charts over who has to fuck who
S1/2 of TNG were downright atrocious. Basically anything after Tasha left was pretty alright.
I love when the writers bag on Denise Crosby, there was someone who complained once that after she failed to become a thing she begged/fucked to get back on the show a couple times.
I was fine with her, but to me that's about where the show went from terrible to decent sci-fi.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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The continuous adventures of watching TNG: SPACE IRISH?!?
I honestly can't remember this episode.
It is.... noteworthy
Not I a good way
the episode goes from a shitty comedy episode into PROBLEMATIC when Picard casually assigns all the irish women to a lifetime of being baby factories
this is somehow more morally acceptable to picard than just giving DNA samples
Here's a thought, ask the Irish people for some fucking DNA samples instead of volunteering them to be livestock (I also find it pretty hilarious that in a crew of over a thousand not even a few dozen would give DNA samples, I would and I'm a 21st century yokel, the enterprise is supposed to be a crew of the finest and most progressive 24th century people)
wut
That's what happens in the TNG space irish episode, they find a colony of clones and a colony of space irish farmers, the clones dont have enough genetic diversity and are breaking down, and instead of anyone on the Enterprise offering DNA samples to fix it (because the idea of a clone of them being on an isolated world none of them will ever visit again is morally repugnant to the entire crew), or anyone asking the Irish if they'd give DNA samples (they don't even know what DNA is, they probably wouldn't care), Picard offers the obvious solution:
Take these Irish women and put babies in them, we'll start drawing up charts over who has to fuck who
Star Trek is the space socialists, right? I always imagined just like the crew all WANT to be boring space scientists and explorers somewhere in the Federation there are the all day everyday gamers.
The continuous adventures of watching TNG: SPACE IRISH?!?
I honestly can't remember this episode.
It is.... noteworthy
Not I a good way
the episode goes from a shitty comedy episode into PROBLEMATIC when Picard casually assigns all the irish women to a lifetime of being baby factories
this is somehow more morally acceptable to picard than just giving DNA samples
Here's a thought, ask the Irish people for some fucking DNA samples instead of volunteering them to be livestock (I also find it pretty hilarious that in a crew of over a thousand not even a few dozen would give DNA samples, I would and I'm a 21st century yokel, the enterprise is supposed to be a crew of the finest and most progressive 24th century people)
wut
That's what happens in the TNG space irish episode, they find a colony of clones and a colony of space irish farmers, the clones dont have enough genetic diversity and are breaking down, and instead of anyone on the Enterprise offering DNA samples to fix it (because the idea of a clone of them being on an isolated world none of them will ever visit again is morally repugnant to the entire crew), or anyone asking the Irish if they'd give DNA samples (they don't even know what DNA is, they probably wouldn't care), Picard offers the obvious solution:
Take these Irish women and put babies in them, we'll start drawing up charts over who has to fuck who
The episode where Deanna had to wear a uniform was the best Deanna the show ever gave us
Dressing like a professional even made her use her empathic powers without being a fucking idiot at the same time
*after Captain Jellico hears Riker's plan, then confidently dismisses it insisting his plan is the way to go*
Commander William T. Riker: [of Captain Jellico] Well, I'll say this for him - he's sure of himself.
Counselor Deanna Troi: No, he's not.
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shun the evil potassium!
how has it only been 20 minutes since this post????
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
dont worry
now its 21 minutes!
That's what happens in the TNG space irish episode, they find a colony of clones and a colony of space irish farmers, the clones dont have enough genetic diversity and are breaking down, and instead of anyone on the Enterprise offering DNA samples to fix it (because the idea of a clone of them being on an isolated world none of them will ever visit again is morally repugnant to the entire crew), or anyone asking the Irish if they'd give DNA samples (they don't even know what DNA is, they probably wouldn't care), Picard offers the obvious solution:
Take these Irish women and put babies in them, we'll start drawing up charts over who has to fuck who
which episode is this I need to watch it
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
The Long Bin variation of the Whiskey class submarine.
That poor, poor submarine.
Up the long ladder, 2x18
I think the clones might be disappointed because I'm pretty sure Riker impregnated half the irish women by the time they made it back to the planet
edit: Bonus they keep the Irish in the cargo bay with all their animals and don't really know how to handle it, just keep everything in one giant cargo bay with hay on the floor because apparently transit of livestock is something so backward that Starfleet doesn't understand it (even though there are many federation worlds that have farmers on them)
which diminishes substantially as fams move up the socioeconomic ladder...
unless they live in Menlo Park.
What the fuck is going on in Menlo park?
1. Space is super boring.
2. A captain's salary ain't all it's cracked up to be.
3. Picard supplements his by being a secret alien pornographer.
4. Jean-Luc Fuckhard
The SS Windowtits.
it got those jerks off his ship so he could practice his flute in peace.
mission accomplished
@BeNarwhal
ooooohhh
warning contains 1990s television side nudity
edit: haha I don't know why but I never thought it before, Riker is just sitting in the room staring at the naked model, he doesn't have an art easel and he's not there to meet with Picard (in the edit of course, in the actual episode riker wasn't there)
everybody tunes out when they see the S1/2 uniforms
you know you're in for a bad time
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
More reliable than that is "Does this episode feature Deanna prominently early on? Skip it."
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I love when the writers bag on Denise Crosby, there was someone who complained once that after she failed to become a thing she begged/fucked to get back on the show a couple times.
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Most of space is pretty boring
Like 95% of it, easily
You think there's anything interesting to do at all in space by the 24th century? They have autonomous faster-than-light speed travel. A ship capable of that doesnt have dilithium crystals that "accidentally" get misaligned. They're bored out of their minds. They're like hillbillies on a Saturday night loaded down with beer and guns in a lifted truck. Nothing to do and nowhere to go, let's shoot some intergalactic stop signs!
I am guessing just below 100% and above 99%.
Tasha didn't even survive the first season.
I was fine with her, but to me that's about where the show went from terrible to decent sci-fi.
I find certain parts of the void compelling
For some reason I remember her going on to like 2 or 3?
Hm oh well, I guess I didn't pay much attention to the first 2 seasons at all then.
Though I am sad we never got the organic borg that were hinted in the season finale and its gross shit.
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all the bits i'm not in
Dressing like a professional even made her use her empathic powers without being a fucking idiot at the same time
*after Captain Jellico hears Riker's plan, then confidently dismisses it insisting his plan is the way to go*
Commander William T. Riker: [of Captain Jellico] Well, I'll say this for him - he's sure of himself.
Counselor Deanna Troi: No, he's not.
Good
Season one is mostly meh, the second season has had a few OK to good episodes so far.
Not counting any space Irish.
Sorry, Chief.
organic borg?