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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    What was even the deal with Goldberg's character?

    She was a magic bartender? Was she a weird alien secretly or something?

    Yeah she was an alien that looked exactly human, but they existed outside of time or something? I can't recall.

    Extremely long-lived, and her species lived for a long period of time inside of a temporal anomaly

    So she has a weird relationship with time

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    What was even the deal with Goldberg's character?

    She was a magic bartender? Was she a weird alien secretly or something?

    she was pretty open about being a weird alien

    But she didn't even have a bumpy forehead

    She had an entirely smooth, eyebrow-less forehead though.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    The episode with borg picard is always unintentionally funny to me. The bit with him walking around the Enterprise telling each person that they are going to be assimilated always made me laugh.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    It's mostly rikers beard that starts to show more quality. He gets the beard in season 2 and the show improved in other ways.

    Though I am sad we never got the organic borg that were hinted in the season finale and its gross shit.

    to this day that episode makes my head spin

    picard and riker phasering a guy until his ribcage explodes

    it's like when you go back and watch the first episode of SG1 and there's full frontal nudity in it

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    What was even the deal with Goldberg's character?

    She was a magic bartender? Was she a weird alien secretly or something?

    magic space refugee from the dream universe ribbon thing

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Q was kinda scared of her.

    But probably cause she spent so much time in the nexus; she was already weird then just got even weirder.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Season 2 was the worst. Spend a ehole season with a replacement doctor only to have her never mentioned again.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    she's also like... probably at least 2000 years old
    Gender: Female
    Species: El-Aurian
    Occupation: Bartender
    Status: Active (2379)
    Marital Status: Divorced (23 times)
    Children: "A lot"

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    What was even the deal with Goldberg's character?

    She was a magic bartender? Was she a weird alien secretly or something?

    she was pretty open about being a weird alien

    But she didn't even have a bumpy forehead

    She had an entirely smooth, eyebrow-less forehead though.

    *googles* oh huh

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    What was even the deal with Goldberg's character?

    She was a magic bartender? Was she a weird alien secretly or something?

    Yeah she was an alien that looked exactly human, but they existed outside of time or something? I can't recall.

    Extremely long-lived, and her species lived for a long period of time inside of a temporal anomaly

    So she has a weird relationship with time

    And she dated Ted Danson, that's just freaky shit. You should see what it did to Mary Steenburgen.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    What was even the deal with Goldberg's character?

    She was a magic bartender? Was she a weird alien secretly or something?

    magic space refugee from the dream universe ribbon thing

    you left out immortal

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    i love the gronks



    also DasUberEdward dat song!

    the resurgence of that song because of this trend is maybe the best thing of 2016

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited April 2016
    Remember that terrible ted danson sitcom where he was an insufferable doctor and then he gets shot?

    Neco on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    It's mostly rikers beard that starts to show more quality. He gets the beard in season 2 and the show improved in other ways.

    Though I am sad we never got the organic borg that were hinted in the season finale and its gross shit.

    to this day that episode makes my head spin

    picard and riker phasering a guy until his ribcage explodes

    it's like when you go back and watch the first episode of SG1 and there's full frontal nudity in it

    SG1 started out on showtime which explains the nudity.

    Just like Highlander the tv show was a european show which had the same thing.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Feral, you're grounded

    no, no, let's hear him out

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    You know, I watched Highlander the TV show and couldn't tell you how they handwaved away the ending to the movie.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Going to see a movie with mom and sis tonight. Jungle book or Keanu?

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Going to see a movie with mom and sis tonight. Jungle book or Keanu?

    are they key and peele fans?

    Bless your heart.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Now I kind of want to watch star trek

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    here we see Guinan and Data completely blending in, in 1893:

    IuH8vVn.jpg


    seriously Guinan you couldn't get some fake eyebrows?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I am on a train that is full of teen girls shoot me.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    It's mostly rikers beard that starts to show more quality. He gets the beard in season 2 and the show improved in other ways.

    Though I am sad we never got the organic borg that were hinted in the season finale and its gross shit.

    to this day that episode makes my head spin

    picard and riker phasering a guy until his ribcage explodes

    it's like when you go back and watch the first episode of SG1 and there's full frontal nudity in it

    SG1 started out on showtime which explains the nudity.

    Just like Highlander the tv show was a european show which had the same thing.

    shame it didnt stay there

    a slightly less cheesy SG1 could have been more interesting

    a realism factor somewhere between later SG1 and battlestar/SGU would be nice

    SGU went too far with it, like yes he's fucking her it's all very real can we get to see something with wormholes or spaceships pls?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    You know, I watched Highlander the TV show and couldn't tell you how they handwaved away the ending to the movie.

    Didn't acknowledge it at all other than Connor being in the first episode of the show. Just kind of have it be "So immortals exist..."

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    here we see Guinan and Data completely blending in, in 1893:

    IuH8vVn.jpg


    seriously Guinan you couldn't get some fake eyebrows?

    he doesn't look like a Frenchman to you?

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Going to see a movie with mom and sis tonight. Jungle book or Keanu?

    are they key and peele fans?

    Sister is, mom is literally just going to fall asleep and judges all movies based on how they're graded by entertainment magazine

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Remember that terrible ted danson sitcom where he was an insufferable doctor and then he gets shot?

    Becker?

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Going to see a movie with mom and sis tonight. Jungle book or Keanu?

    are they key and peele fans?

    Sister is, mom is literally just going to fall asleep and judges all movies based on how they're graded by entertainment magazine

    sounds like keanu is the way to go then

    Bless your heart.
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Welp. Milled opponent down to one single card. Had I gotten that last card I'd have won instead of losing the next turn.

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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I am on a train that is full of teen girls shoot me.

    Do we call child protection services or the police to report the pedophile

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I am on a train that is full of teen girls shoot me.

    Get them to each wear different colors of lip stick and then its time to prove an urban legend!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    here we see Guinan and Data completely blending in, in 1893:

    IuH8vVn.jpg


    seriously Guinan you couldn't get some fake eyebrows?

    he doesn't look like a Frenchman to you?

    uhh that is one of the best two part episodes of the series and the mark twain character in it is fan fucking tastic and I will fite all of you

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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    I really want Keanu to be a movie about Keanu Reaves the Actual Person being a messianic figure.
    As long as I never find out what the movie is actually about, I can cling to this notion

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    I really want Keanu to be a movie about Keanu Reaves the Actual Person being a messianic figure.
    As long as I never find out what the movie is actually about, I can cling to this notion

    Keanu is a cat.

    Bless your heart.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Remember that terrible ted danson sitcom where he was an insufferable doctor and then he gets shot?

    Becker?

    Ah, Becker comes up again.

    This is the same show Jadzia left DS9 for.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    here we see Guinan and Data completely blending in, in 1893:

    IuH8vVn.jpg


    seriously Guinan you couldn't get some fake eyebrows?

    Both South American, obviously.

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I am on a train that is full of teen girls shoot me.

    Get them to each wear different colors of lip stick and then its time to prove an urban legend!

    there's an urban legend about lipstick color?

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Remember that terrible ted danson sitcom where he was an insufferable doctor and then he gets shot?

    Becker?
    Yes

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    One of the guys who created beckers is from here. His brother is a professor.

    Bless your heart.
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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