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Access Hollywood presents: The [2016 Presidential Election] Shitshow Spectacular!

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Dac wrote: »
    I wonder whether Trump will get into the next debate without some kind of new scandal over his head, or whether further tapes are being saved for closer to election day.

    Yes.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Holy shit.

    You're muckin' with a G!

    Do not engage the Watermelons.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »

    something something i want to be big something something hands

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Jragghen wrote: »


    Early voting has started in Ohio.

    People are obviously not enthusiastic about voting for Clinton.

    The media has studiously ignored that Clinton voter enthusiasm has been higher in essentially every poll in both the primary and the general. Think of how many features there's been on profiling Sanders, Trump and NeverTrump Republican voters, and how few on Clinton voters.

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Jragghen wrote: »


    Early voting has started in Ohio.

    People are obviously not enthusiastic about voting for Clinton.

    Is that a brass band?!

    OMFG I am so hiring a brass band to parade me to the polling station the next time Ireland has a General Election. This is my new goal in life.

    Desktop Hippie on
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    trump disaster porn
    mmm

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  • AbsalonAbsalon Lands of Always WinterRegistered User regular
    Well now we have women saying that he walked in on them dressing or naked. When they were 15-year old Miss Teen USA contestants.

    Unfortunately there's no tape of him admitting it, but if they media decides to go "Ooooh more nasty scuzzy sex stuff, let's get people hooked on that" then that is another bad news-cycle for him.

  • SteevLSteevL What can I do for you? Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »

    I prefer this to the naked Trump statues that appeared in various cities a while back.

    Also, CeilingCatIsWatchingYou.jpg

  • WordLustWordLust Fort Wayne, INRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016

    The media has loved trump disaster porn since the very beginning, but it's only in the past week that it has actually affected anything.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Absalon wrote: »
    Well now we have women saying that he walked in on them dressing or naked. When they were 15-year old Miss Teen USA contestants.

    Unfortunately there's no tape of him admitting it, but if they media decides to go "Ooooh more nasty scuzzy sex stuff, let's get people hooked on that" then that is another bad news-cycle for him.

    Isn't their tape of him admitting that he walked in on the Miss Universe contestants when they were changing?

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »

    This could only be better if it's coin-operated and all the money goes to Hillary.

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  • JeedanJeedan Registered User regular
    That voice is brilliant, way better than Alec Baldwins.

  • DivideByZeroDivideByZero Social Justice Blackguard Registered User regular
    Dac wrote: »
    I wonder whether Trump will get into the next debate without some kind of new scandal over his head, or whether further tapes are being saved for closer to election day.

    Why bother saving them, there are enough to go around.

    There are enough that they could go full Oprah at the next debate: "And now, everybody in the audience look under your chairs! There's an ipod loaded with a new and unique video clip from archival footage of Donald Trump saying something awful! You get a scandal, and you get a scandal, and you get a scandal!"

    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKERS
  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    Man, voting is gonna be a bummer now because I'm going to be thinking about the people being paraded to the polls by a band and just be so jealous.

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Jeedan wrote: »
    That voice is brilliant, way better than Alec Baldwins.

    It's true. Whoever did that voice is a genius.

  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    Dac wrote: »
    I wonder whether Trump will get into the next debate without some kind of new scandal over his head, or whether further tapes are being saved for closer to election day.

    Why bother saving them, there are enough to go around.

    There are enough that they could go full Oprah at the next debate: "And now, everybody in the audience look under your chairs! There's an ipod loaded with a new and unique video clip from archival footage of Donald Trump saying something awful! You get a scandal, and you get a scandal, and you get a scandal!"

    Well, you can release everything you have at once, and risk some stuff get lost in the noise; or you can release one piece now, another piece later, to guarantee that each item gets maximum amount of attention.

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    EDIT: Argh, wrong thread again

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    Knight_ wrote: »
    Man, voting is gonna be a bummer now because I'm going to be thinking about the people being paraded to the polls by a band and just be so jealous.

    Yeah. They get to march to the polls. I get to open my mailbox. Don't even get a sticker anymore.

    (I still have my 2008 "Farewell to polls - I Voted" sticker hanging on the wall here.)

  • MugsleyMugsley DelawareRegistered User regular
    I have multiple friends from college who were in the marching band. I must begin furiously texting. I SHALL RETURN!

  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    Marathon wrote: »
    Absalon wrote: »
    Well now we have women saying that he walked in on them dressing or naked. When they were 15-year old Miss Teen USA contestants.

    Unfortunately there's no tape of him admitting it, but if they media decides to go "Ooooh more nasty scuzzy sex stuff, let's get people hooked on that" then that is another bad news-cycle for him.

    Isn't their tape of him admitting that he walked in on the Miss Universe contestants when they were changing?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFaQL_kv_QY

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  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    Two Pence fundraisers, one in Nebraska and one in New Jersey, were canceled due to lack of donor interest.

    That's kind of unprecedented a month out from the election.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    trump disaster porn
    mmm

    I was going to say "Trump porn would be the logical next step in this campaign."

    Then I remembered we flew past that landmark two weeks ago.

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  • GoodKingJayIIIGoodKingJayIII They wanna get my gold on the ceilingRegistered User regular
    Please oh please let Clinton get 400+ electoral votes.

    Mathematically, how quickly can she get to 270? At what point can you be declared a winner before mid- and western states start reporting?

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  • jmcdonaldjmcdonald I voted, did you? DC(ish)Registered User regular
    Jragghen wrote: »


    Early voting has started in Ohio.

    People are obviously not enthusiastic about voting for Clinton.

    This makes me soooooooo happy

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    According to my Facebook right now, these are the top trending topics right now:
    Melania Trump
    200k people talking about this

    Trumpkin
    13k people talking about this

    The Celebrity Apprentice
    5.3k people talking about this

    Meaning the top three stories are about Trump, but none are actually about The Donald. They are about the oddly-inappropriate shirt his wife wore at the debate, about his locker room comment on The Apprentice, and about pumpkins that looks like him. And the pumpkins are almost three times more popular than the Apprentice.

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Please oh please let Clinton get 400+ electoral votes.

    Mathematically, how quickly can she get to 270? At what point can you be declared a winner before mid- and western states start reporting?

    since she won't be getting texas, it still takes a good number of states

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    also considering california is near the end of the line

    i mean we can assume california but

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  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    Knight_ wrote: »
    Man, voting is gonna be a bummer now because I'm going to be thinking about the people being paraded to the polls by a band and just be so jealous.

    Aren't you in Philly?

    We had a Boyz 2 Men cover act jamming outside Ben Franklin High School in 2008 and 2012.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Please oh please let Clinton get 400+ electoral votes.

    Mathematically, how quickly can she get to 270? At what point can you be declared a winner before mid- and western states start reporting?
    pretty sure she can be unofficially called after florida reports

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  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    Yeah I mean they call California way before polls close, don't they?

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Trump is so damn gullible. Stern is so transparently trying to get him to say more and more awful shit and Donald is just clueless.

  • AbsalonAbsalon Lands of Always WinterRegistered User regular
  • ImthebOHGODBEESImthebOHGODBEES Registered User regular
    moniker wrote: »
    Priest wrote: »
    Can someone please decipher the Ken Bone shit for me? Is there some high level joke I'm missing or are people literally middle schoolers again laughing at the guy's last name?

    He appears to be Jerry Gergich.

    *Larry Gary

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  • GhlinnGhlinn Registered User regular
    Has anyone linked this yet?
    https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/10/anti-trump-30-days-30-songs-jim-james-rem.html
    A bunch of artists are getting together to put out 30 anti trump songs in the next 30 days, First one is a Death Cab for Cutie song called Million Dollar Loan.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    Please oh please let Clinton get 400+ electoral votes.

    Mathematically, how quickly can she get to 270? At what point can you be declared a winner before mid- and western states start reporting?
    pretty sure she can be unofficially called after florida reports

    All it will really take is for Hillary to take some of the eastern swing states that Trump absolutely must win. Once those reports begin the news outlets can start connecting the dots.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    If you want excitement in your voting you can come to Mississippi and tag along as we don french resistance outfits and infiltrate the highest levels of voting booths to vote hrc.

    I mean trump will still win but you get to be SNEAKY

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Yeah I mean they call California way before polls close, don't they?

    They typically avoid officially calling anywhere before that state's polls close but there isn't any doubt of which way New York is going to go, for example. So those tend to get called at like 9:01 PM, right after polls close.

    If we're lucky we'll get to hear people on the West Coast bitch about knowing their votes don't matter because they've already declared a winner.

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