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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    undergrad required us to live on campus for 3 years. so I shared a ~120 sf single with porp for 2 years and somehow we got along great. I think the worst was sharing a twin bed tho. I remember many nights of sleeping head to toe cuz there was just more room that way.

    sarah and I shared a twin bed when I'd sleep over in undergrad

    now when we have to share a queen I'm like wtf don't touch me I can't sleep

    how did we do it

    oh to be young again

    ya we got a king last year and it's been heavenly

    so much space omgggg

    My parents had a king while I was growing up, which was good because sometimes it had to support them, all three kids and 2-4 animals

    Now that we're older they have downgraded to a queen, thinking that they would not need so much space any more, and they are like WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID WE DO THIS KING BED FOREVER

    Heavily regretting that decision

    Blameless Cleric on
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    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    okay right, so are going to trust cars to drive themselves

    let's get to that point before we let robots kill people and decide who lives or dies themselves



    related, www.wnyc.org/story/its-us-versus-algorithms/
    this segment is really interesting about how we're letting algorithms do a lot of things which can be good, but can also often be really deterimental to the people who are on the losing end, if we're not careful
    (interview with this lady who wrote a book, used to work at DE Shaw - tech hedge fund - and saw the negative affects of it)

    like algorithms that go into criminal sentencing, or health care decisions, or loan approvals, etc

    very interesting

    poo
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    ya we got a king last year and it's been heavenly

    so much space omgggg

    I tried for a few years to get sarah to agree to a two twins setup

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    @credeiki check this podcast link above tho
    interesting stuff, you would be interested, i shared with @richy

    @Mazzyx
    we're all data professional people and it's relevant and important

    poo
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    God I hated apartment life.

    Historical building was nice looking
    But no sound proofing or anything.
    I lost so much sleep because you could hear every conversation, every sexy time, every car door, every band practice at the nearby university, every gunshot
    ughhhh

    Bless your heart.
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    okay right, so are going to trust cars to drive themselves

    let's get to that point before we let robots kill people and decide who lives or dies themselves



    related, www.wnyc.org/story/its-us-versus-algorithms/
    this segment is really interesting about how we're letting algorithms do a lot of things which can be good, but can also often be really deterimental to the people who are on the losing end, if we're not careful
    (interview with this lady who wrote a book, used to work at DE Shaw - tech hedge fund - and saw the negative affects of it)

    like algorithms that go into criminal sentencing, or health care decisions, or loan approvals, etc

    very interesting
    algorithms also tend to have strong white or male bias at the heuristic level and is a big concern
    also outsourcing decisions to algorithms has the danger of freeing us from our responsibilities/consequences of decision making and is a bad thing too

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    ya we got a king last year and it's been heavenly

    so much space omgggg

    I tried for a few years to get sarah to agree to a two twins setup

    oh and also the two twins will be in different bedrooms

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    i hate women who scream like porn stars during sex. i mean like banshee howls. it's a thing (thanks porn)

    not talking about normal sex sounds/moans/yells.

    OnTheLastCastle on
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    My apartment neighbors and I have an unspoken understanding. I can't hear them fuck and I don't fuck for them to hear.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    ya we got a king last year and it's been heavenly

    so much space omgggg

    I tried for a few years to get sarah to agree to a two twins setup

    oh and also the two twins will be in different bedrooms

    the dream

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i got ambushed about work during work
    life is unfair

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Some women do legitimately howl during sex. Don't howlshame.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    tapping gently at your partner's door, folded up newspaper under your arm, collared jammies pressed and starched

    skippydumptruck on
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    I am enjoying work.

    The benefit of not feeling like a useless leech is p cool.

    jungleroomx on
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    mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    i got ambushed about work during work
    life is unfair

    "am i being detained?!"

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    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    finding it hard to work today

    yuck

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Roommate was laughing her ass off and she was like "HAHAHA SHE THINKS SHE'S BEING QUIET BUT HER QUIET IS LIKE A SOLID MEDIUM, SHE SOUNDS LIKE A HENTAI HAHAHA RIGHT??" And my housemate was like "yeah lmao!!!" And they were like
    Bonding


    I sipped my peppermint tea and tried not to imagine how red my face was

    What kind of revenge are you plotting?

    I told a long story about how the scent of roommate and her tenant banging is so strong and cloying that I could tell it was them by just walking into the hall

    ...!

    That is some good revenge!

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    okay right, so are going to trust cars to drive themselves

    let's get to that point before we let robots kill people and decide who lives or dies themselves



    related, www.wnyc.org/story/its-us-versus-algorithms/
    this segment is really interesting about how we're letting algorithms do a lot of things which can be good, but can also often be really deterimental to the people who are on the losing end, if we're not careful
    (interview with this lady who wrote a book, used to work at DE Shaw - tech hedge fund - and saw the negative affects of it)

    like algorithms that go into criminal sentencing, or health care decisions, or loan approvals, etc

    very interesting
    algorithms also tend to have strong white or male bias at the heuristic level and is a big concern
    also outsourcing decisions to algorithms has the danger of freeing us from our responsibilities/consequences of decision making and is a bad thing too

    ya
    It was a good listen

    I fucked up the hyperlink

    Http://www.wnyc.org/story/its-us-versus-algorithms/

    poo
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    ya we got a king last year and it's been heavenly

    so much space omgggg

    I tried for a few years to get sarah to agree to a two twins setup

    oh and also the two twins will be in different bedrooms

    the dream

    i was so bad at sleeping with my girlfriend at the start but i've gotten pretty good

    except once she purposefully woke me up when i was asleep on my back in the middle of the night and i basically smacked her straight up in the face in my terror on waking

    i thought you were a zombie!!!!!!

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    i got ambushed about work during work
    life is unfair

    This work-during-work entitlement

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    tapping gently at your partner's door, folded up newspaper under your arm, collard jammies pressed and starched

    putting your mouth over their nose and breathing out after drinking coffee

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    ya we got a king last year and it's been heavenly

    so much space omgggg

    I tried for a few years to get sarah to agree to a two twins setup

    oh and also the two twins will be in different bedrooms

    the dream

    i was so bad at sleeping with my girlfriend at the start but i've gotten pretty good

    except once she purposefully woke me up when i was asleep on my back in the middle of the night and i basically smacked her straight up in the face in my terror on waking

    i thought you were a zombie!!!!!!

    *discretely sends salmli some links to abused women shelters*

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    i hate women who scream like porn stars during sex. i mean like banshee howls. it's a thing (thanks porn)

    not talking about normal sex sounds/moans/yells.

    I know.

    They are always like "your so handsome and strong in have too many sex orgasms"

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I am enjoying work.

    The benefit of not feeling like a useless leech is p cool.

    I am actually feeling the same way. I've learned this system in a week and I'm v knowledgable while we get trained and asking good questions.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    porp's snoring has gotten quite terrible lately

    only two more weeks until her sleep test and then hopefully she doesn't have sleep apnea and then they can take her tonsils out like they've needed to do for a year now

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    tapping gently at your partner's door, folded up newspaper under your arm, collard jammies pressed and starched

    putting your mouth over their nose and breathing out after drinking coffee

    I am a charming gentleman, I've always said that about myself

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Some women do legitimately howl during sex. Don't howlshame.

    EM, that was a werewoman! I told you to touch them with silver first!

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    i hate women who scream like porn stars during sex. i mean like banshee howls. it's a thing (thanks porn)

    not talking about normal sex sounds/moans/yells.

    I know.

    They are always like "your so handsome and strong in have too many sex orgasms"

    well, yeah, i mean, i studied all the best reddit posts on how to please m'lady

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    porp's snoring has gotten quite terrible lately

    only two more weeks until her sleep test and then hopefully she doesn't have sleep apnea and then they can take her tonsils out like they've needed to do for a year now

    get her the bed that goes up and also the nasal strips

    she'll think you're so thoughtful and caring

    919UOwT.png
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    ya we got a king last year and it's been heavenly

    so much space omgggg

    I tried for a few years to get sarah to agree to a two twins setup

    oh and also the two twins will be in different bedrooms

    the dream

    i was so bad at sleeping with my girlfriend at the start but i've gotten pretty good

    except once she purposefully woke me up when i was asleep on my back in the middle of the night and i basically smacked her straight up in the face in my terror on waking

    i thought you were a zombie!!!!!!

    *discretely sends salmli some links to abused women shelters*

    the level of bad i felt was intense even though i was not conscious when i did it! also i kind of just pushed/smacked her with my palm i think. it didn't hurt

    oh god i'm a monster

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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    ugh I just want to have lunch with this PE and then go home and play fightan games before class

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    rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    i hate women who scream like porn stars during sex. i mean like banshee howls. it's a thing (thanks porn)

    not talking about normal sex sounds/moans/yells.

    I know.

    They are always like "your so handsome and strong in have too many sex orgasms"

    well, yeah, i mean, i studied all the best reddit posts on how to please m'lady

    Tip one.

    She's as scared of you as you are of her.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    Tip one.

    She's as scared of you as you are of her.

    *trembles*

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    i hate women who scream like porn stars during sex. i mean like banshee howls. it's a thing (thanks porn)

    not talking about normal sex sounds/moans/yells.

    I know.

    They are always like "your so handsome and strong in have too many sex orgasms"

    well, yeah, i mean, i studied all the best reddit posts on how to please m'lady

    Tip one.

    She's as scared of you as you are of her.

    puff yourself up to appear bigger

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    i hate women who scream like porn stars during sex. i mean like banshee howls. it's a thing (thanks porn)

    not talking about normal sex sounds/moans/yells.

    I know.

    They are always like "your so handsome and strong in have too many sex orgasms"

    well, yeah, i mean, i studied all the best reddit posts on how to please m'lady

    Tip one.

    She's as scared of you as you are of her.

    puff yourself up to appear bigger

    Soon as you recommend one to me that actually works, I'll do that.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    puff yourself up to appear bigger

    gotten feedback on your size, eh?

    hue hue hue

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    i hate women who scream like porn stars during sex. i mean like banshee howls. it's a thing (thanks porn)

    not talking about normal sex sounds/moans/yells.

    I know.

    They are always like "your so handsome and strong in have too many sex orgasms"

    well, yeah, i mean, i studied all the best reddit posts on how to please m'lady

    Tip one.

    She's as scared of you as you are of her.

    puff yourself up to appear bigger

    stack brightly colored objects to impress her

    919UOwT.png
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Some women do legitimately howl during sex. Don't howlshame.

    EM, that was a werewoman! I told you to touch them with silver first!

    It actually hurt my ears

    She was very performative and I'm sure most of it was fake or exaggerated, but that's okay. She knocked my lamp off the table and tore my shirt and I was like "jesus christ can we get a bit more repressed in here for a minute"

    That said I think exaggerating your social and sexual responses to make your partner or interlocutor feel good is healthy, normal and good. Men could often stand to be more performative!

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    so I was playing rust two nights ago

    this 14 year old kid decided to be a dickwad, as 14 year olds exist to do, killing me over and over and destroying everything I create

    so I shrugged, signed off, and went to bed

    I logged in last night and the same 14 year old kid is there and still being a dickhead, and taunting me about signing off

    so I logged off and switched to a canadian server with like 5 people

    You win I guess, 14 year old kid named spaghettios.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    IT'S FUCKING SNOWING

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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