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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    i hate women who scream like porn stars during sex. i mean like banshee howls. it's a thing (thanks porn)

    not talking about normal sex sounds/moans/yells.

    I know.

    They are always like "your so handsome and strong in have too many sex orgasms"

    well, yeah, i mean, i studied all the best reddit posts on how to please m'lady

    Tip one.

    She's as scared of you as you are of her.

    puff yourself up to appear bigger

    Soon as you recommend one to me that actually works, I'll do that.
    Just do the thing they do in cartoons where you plug your mouth with your thumb and blow.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    IT'S FUCKING SNOWING

    lol it is october and you do live in the NE now

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    i hate women who scream like porn stars during sex. i mean like banshee howls. it's a thing (thanks porn)

    not talking about normal sex sounds/moans/yells.

    I know.

    They are always like "your so handsome and strong in have too many sex orgasms"

    well, yeah, i mean, i studied all the best reddit posts on how to please m'lady

    Tip one.

    She's as scared of you as you are of her.

    puff yourself up to appear bigger

    Soon as you recommend one to me that actually works, I'll do that.
    Just do the thing they do in cartoons where you plug your mouth with your thumb and blow.

    Buddy I am way too round to be able to get my mouth down there.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    (10:31:44 AM) Matt: alright so when you want to start playing fs17
    (10:31:59 AM) Dan: you bought it??
    (10:32:04 AM) Matt: not yet
    (10:32:08 AM) Matt: but i did say i would
    (10:32:15 AM) Dan: oh man its going to be so boring
    (10:32:17 AM) Dan: i mean fun
    (10:32:20 AM) Dan: I meant fun
    (10:32:31 AM) Matt: dicks in the cornfield with the combine 24/7
    (10:32:42 AM) Dan: depends on how successful we want our farm to be
    (10:32:51 AM) Dan: if we want to be the green giant then no dicks
    (10:32:57 AM) Matt: successful enough i can draw a dick that can be seen from space
    (10:33:15 AM) Dan: that would be impressive
    (10:33:21 AM) Matt: that's what she said

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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    i hate women who scream like porn stars during sex. i mean like banshee howls. it's a thing (thanks porn)

    not talking about normal sex sounds/moans/yells.

    I know.

    They are always like "your so handsome and strong in have too many sex orgasms"

    well, yeah, i mean, i studied all the best reddit posts on how to please m'lady

    Tip one.

    She's as scared of you as you are of her.

    puff yourself up to appear bigger

    Soon as you recommend one to me that actually works, I'll do that.
    Just do the thing they do in cartoons where you plug your mouth with your thumb and blow.

    Buddy I am way too round to be able to get my mouth down there.
    I don't think we watched the same cartoons.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    credeiki check this podcast link above tho
    interesting stuff, you would be interested, i shared with richy

    Mazzyx
    we're all data professional people and it's relevant and important

    @Shazkar Shadowstorm I bought her book last week, it's on my nightstand right now :P

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    okay right, so are going to trust cars to drive themselves

    let's get to that point before we let robots kill people and decide who lives or dies themselves



    related, www.wnyc.org/story/its-us-versus-algorithms/
    this segment is really interesting about how we're letting algorithms do a lot of things which can be good, but can also often be really deterimental to the people who are on the losing end, if we're not careful
    (interview with this lady who wrote a book, used to work at DE Shaw - tech hedge fund - and saw the negative affects of it)

    like algorithms that go into criminal sentencing, or health care decisions, or loan approvals, etc

    very interesting
    algorithms also tend to have strong white or male bias at the heuristic level and is a big concern
    also outsourcing decisions to algorithms has the danger of freeing us from our responsibilities/consequences of decision making and is a bad thing too

    ya
    It was a good listen

    I fucked up the hyperlink

    Http://www.wnyc.org/story/its-us-versus-algorithms/

    I think I saw this linked elsewhere, but I am immediately biased against listening it by the cutesy title 'it's us vs algorithms'

    I believe strongly in a future where a lot of stuff is algorithmically determined and on average everyone is better off for it, and I view said future quite favorably.

    But if it it vital, I will put it in my list for listening material during gaming.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Bethryn wrote: »
    That is an actually impressively off-putting preview image.

    It's helpful in warning me away from any temptation to click it and hear someone's video game opinions though

    i was so put off that i clicked it and was delighted to find that it was a parody of the video type it appears to be

    there are segments where that face pans across the screen and says "baby how am i supposed to talk to you with your headphones on?"

    "We need to protect video games from people who did social studies!"

    YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY FLOPPY GIRAFFE MUSHROOM

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »

    A story of betrayal on par with rugged and Ludious

    @amateurhour Knows all about this stark betrayal. AS THE BETRAYER!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    @Gooey

    I pelted that kid with my hatchet and pick in rust and beat him with my rock, but ultimately he finally hit me as I strafed around him. He shut up super quick as soon as I started beating his ass in with the rock and he missed 5 times with his shotgun point blank.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    IT'S FUCKING SNOWING

    eeeeeee I am so jealous!
    Trudge to class in the snow come back to dorm take a nap under all my blankets.
    So nice...

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    okay right, so are going to trust cars to drive themselves

    let's get to that point before we let robots kill people and decide who lives or dies themselves



    related, www.wnyc.org/story/its-us-versus-algorithms/
    this segment is really interesting about how we're letting algorithms do a lot of things which can be good, but can also often be really deterimental to the people who are on the losing end, if we're not careful
    (interview with this lady who wrote a book, used to work at DE Shaw - tech hedge fund - and saw the negative affects of it)

    like algorithms that go into criminal sentencing, or health care decisions, or loan approvals, etc

    very interesting
    algorithms also tend to have strong white or male bias at the heuristic level and is a big concern
    also outsourcing decisions to algorithms has the danger of freeing us from our responsibilities/consequences of decision making and is a bad thing too

    ya
    It was a good listen

    I fucked up the hyperlink

    Http://www.wnyc.org/story/its-us-versus-algorithms/

    I think I saw this linked elsewhere, but I am immediately biased against listening it by the cutesy title 'it's us vs algorithms'

    I believe strongly in a future where a lot of stuff is algorithmically determined and on average everyone is better off for it, and I view said future quite favorably.

    But if it it vital, I will put it in my list for listening material during gaming.
    I volunteer for the arbitrarily large quantity of happiness at the expense of everyone else.

    Or unhappiness.

    Whichever.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    zagat has validated me:

    https://www.zagat.com/b/new-york-city/2017-nyc-restaurants-the-big-winners#10

    my favorite and much frequented ice cream, best ice cream
    my favorite bagel place that i have not been to in forever cuz it's far, best bagel
    the sandwich shop we're getting lunch from today, best sandwich
    the vietnamese gastropub place i love, best vietnamese

    poo
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    The fundamental problem that algorithms are created by biased people is hard to avoid

    It really captures the inherent problems of rationalism and scientism: the fact that you can cloak something in the guise of objectivity and rational authority when it is still very much subject to bias.

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    IT'S FUCKING SNOWING

    The almanac says its supposed to be a bad one this year.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    ya we got a king last year and it's been heavenly

    so much space omgggg

    I tried for a few years to get sarah to agree to a two twins setup

    oh and also the two twins will be in different bedrooms

    Raise each one of the twins in isolation of the other with opposite socioeconomic conditions, and teach them competing ideas about race, gender, and social welfare.

    keep notes and compare results 18 years later

    override367 on
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    rust is just one of those games that i don't know if I'll ever get

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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    That No Mans Sky video made NMS look like something I would actually enjoy

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Roommate was charming the heck out of my downstairs housemate last night and he ended up mentioning that like, he thought I was clearly nice but sort of frigid and boring

    Then Pinecone came to visit, and they met and got to talking, and he thought pinecone was strange and cool, and then clearly we were cute and gross, and then well

    "Well you know. Walls are thin. I was like 'oh, yeah, these two seem like a cute couple' and then I was like 'oh, damn, jeez what? Fuckin... get it girl. Mad respect. Puttin my headphones on.'"

    I was like WHAT OH NO AAAAA

    WHOS THAT GIRL
    I accidentally posted that in the election thread sigh

    ITS BLERIC

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    rust is just one of those games that i don't know if I'll ever get

    it's like ark, and minecraft

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    I grew up in snow so Seattle was a big change in the winter. I think it was my Soph or perhaps Frosh year that the "big" snow hit over there in the 90s and the city shut down for a couple of days. I didnt care really but it was shocking to me at the time that just a couple inches would do that heh. Then I found out why. Damn people cant even drive in the rain.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    rust is just one of those games that i don't know if I'll ever get

    it's like ark, and minecraft

    and eating mouthfuls of broken glass

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B49chr7ObjVDM3V0QlpYUk5FWXc/view?usp=sharing

    My son fails to understand how putting away clothes work.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    Some pretty good japes about weewees in [chat] today.
    A+

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    okay right, so are going to trust cars to drive themselves

    let's get to that point before we let robots kill people and decide who lives or dies themselves



    related, www.wnyc.org/story/its-us-versus-algorithms/
    this segment is really interesting about how we're letting algorithms do a lot of things which can be good, but can also often be really deterimental to the people who are on the losing end, if we're not careful
    (interview with this lady who wrote a book, used to work at DE Shaw - tech hedge fund - and saw the negative affects of it)

    like algorithms that go into criminal sentencing, or health care decisions, or loan approvals, etc

    very interesting
    algorithms also tend to have strong white or male bias at the heuristic level and is a big concern
    also outsourcing decisions to algorithms has the danger of freeing us from our responsibilities/consequences of decision making and is a bad thing too

    ya
    It was a good listen

    I fucked up the hyperlink

    Http://www.wnyc.org/story/its-us-versus-algorithms/

    I think I saw this linked elsewhere, but I am immediately biased against listening it by the cutesy title 'it's us vs algorithms'

    I believe strongly in a future where a lot of stuff is algorithmically determined and on average everyone is better off for it, and I view said future quite favorably.

    But if it it vital, I will put it in my list for listening material during gaming.

    it's a quick listen and worthwhile i thought

    don't let title written by a new yorker editor put you off

    there are lots of good things that come from algorithms, but it's important to watch out for the dangers and pitfalls in refining them and making sure we use them wisely and not blindly

    e.g. things like, oh this recidivism algorithm leads to people automatically being punished worse cuz they are black
    https://www.propublica.org/article/machine-bias-risk-assessments-in-criminal-sentencing

    poo
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    IT'S FUCKING SNOWING

    The almanac says its supposed to be a bad one this year.

    The Wooly Worms did too but the Wooly Worms always seem to be wrong.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    rust is just one of those games that i don't know if I'll ever get

    it's like ark, and minecraft

    and eating mouthfuls of broken glass

    yes like I said, like ark

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    @casual disapproves

    not sure what he disapproves of, but he disapproves

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    ronya on
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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I only only associate corgis with sadness now that Bunny is gone
    RIP best of doges

    Bless your heart.
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Actually Rust's name is apt because I think playing it is probably exactly what chewing rust off an old car is like

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I only only associate corgis with sadness now that Bunny is gone
    RIP best of doges

    :bro:

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i forgot to @ you on the above @credeiki but yes it's worth a quick listen, and that article is interesting if you want to go more in depth

    (which is why that whole nytimes article about leaving the decisions to kill in the hands of algorithms in drones is even scarier... )

    poo
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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    basement flooded last night again, we got it all sorted out tho, at least for now

    when i came out of my room to see it though (just a couple inches covering 10 feet by 10 feet) Thanos was stranded in the middle of it, sitting on top one of his toys

    like he could easily jump the 2 feet to dry ground

    but there he was just stranded because of an inch of water

    really adorable

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    im so hungry

    poo
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Preach it's not even my middle name.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    im so hungry

    Hi so hungry I'm dad

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    okay right, so are going to trust cars to drive themselves

    let's get to that point before we let robots kill people and decide who lives or dies themselves



    related, www.wnyc.org/story/its-us-versus-algorithms/
    this segment is really interesting about how we're letting algorithms do a lot of things which can be good, but can also often be really deterimental to the people who are on the losing end, if we're not careful
    (interview with this lady who wrote a book, used to work at DE Shaw - tech hedge fund - and saw the negative affects of it)

    like algorithms that go into criminal sentencing, or health care decisions, or loan approvals, etc

    very interesting
    algorithms also tend to have strong white or male bias at the heuristic level and is a big concern
    also outsourcing decisions to algorithms has the danger of freeing us from our responsibilities/consequences of decision making and is a bad thing too

    ya
    It was a good listen

    I fucked up the hyperlink

    Http://www.wnyc.org/story/its-us-versus-algorithms/

    I think I saw this linked elsewhere, but I am immediately biased against listening it by the cutesy title 'it's us vs algorithms'

    I believe strongly in a future where a lot of stuff is algorithmically determined and on average everyone is better off for it, and I view said future quite favorably.

    But if it it vital, I will put it in my list for listening material during gaming.

    it's a quick listen and worthwhile i thought

    don't let title written by a new yorker editor put you off

    there are lots of good things that come from algorithms, but it's important to watch out for the dangers and pitfalls in refining them and making sure we use them wisely and not blindly

    e.g. things like, oh this recidivism algorithm leads to people automatically being punished worse cuz they are black
    https://www.propublica.org/article/machine-bias-risk-assessments-in-criminal-sentencing

    Sure although...the pedant in me which I try to keep down generally says "BUT an algorithm is just a set way to solve a problem and you can have an algorithm for baking a cake; it doesn't mean making decisions through nebulously trained neural nets--if that's what we're worried about"

    Humans follow algorithms and heuristics to decide on recidivism rates too, sometimes explicitly ie via checklist and sometimes just in their head where it can be more ambiguous, and those are also biased processes and automation is just nottttt the problem here!

    Automatic targeting, if shown to actually be functional under a variety of lighting/weather conditions, at the range of relevant resolutions, and for subjects with varying degrees of occlusion--and with mechanisms in place to disengage if the target isn't found--is good! Why is this worse than a human operator? Is it because we really want someone to feel guilty about pressing the red button I guess?
    I suppose it's true that historically a lot of sodiers didn't really aim their guns at the enemy and just kinda shot, and as such there's something to human targeting leading to fewer casualties (but a less effective army...), but...I'm not sure that really applies to the way war is conducted now...

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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