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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Boston is annoying the shit out of me today. Traffic and cold and wind. Screw you, Beantown.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i wonder what it's like to go on vacation and not have to work through it because it's actually better than trusting anyone you work with
    I'm actually really shocked when I don't have to worry.

    When I got married, I gave my boss a to do list, and he fucken did it. I was impressed. I didn't have a whole pile of shit waiting for me.

    this is the dream

    just

    just to have other people not be idiots who can't tie their own shoes when you're gone

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Baths are gross tho

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i wonder what it's like to go on vacation and not have to work through it because it's actually better than trusting anyone you work with
    I'm actually really shocked when I don't have to worry.

    When I got married, I gave my boss a to do list, and he fucken did it. I was impressed. I didn't have a whole pile of shit waiting for me.

    How suspicious are you when there isn't a pile of shit waiting for you?

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I gots say after doing 2 PAX's there I'm not really a huge boston fan

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i wonder what it's like to go on vacation and not have to work through it because it's actually better than trusting anyone you work with
    I'm actually really shocked when I don't have to worry.

    When I got married, I gave my boss a to do list, and he fucken did it. I was impressed. I didn't have a whole pile of shit waiting for me.

    How suspicious are you when there isn't a pile of shit waiting for you?

    About as suspicious as when you write a program and it runs with no errors the first time.

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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    -cptrugged one of the ladies I am talking to is First Nations and I am really hoping with that one.

    Woah.

    That's really cool! Hope it works out!

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Why is Boston called Beantown when Chicago literally has a giant bean statue as one of its most famous landmarks?

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    (I don't actually care about the real answer to that question)

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    i wonder what it's like to go on vacation and not have to work through it because it's actually better than trusting anyone you work with

    It is awesome.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Why is Boston called Beantown when Chicago literally has a giant bean statue as one of its most famous landmarks?

    Because fuck you thats why answered the average Bostonian

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i wonder what it's like to go on vacation and not have to work through it because it's actually better than trusting anyone you work with
    I'm actually really shocked when I don't have to worry.

    When I got married, I gave my boss a to do list, and he fucken did it. I was impressed. I didn't have a whole pile of shit waiting for me.

    How suspicious are you when there isn't a pile of shit waiting for you?
    Incredibly suspicious.

    My list was quite detailed and included the status of all my jobs. And he went through each item on there and the status, and the status of a couple jobs coming down the pipe line. It was quite refreshing, but for the rest of the day I felt like I do when I'm babysitting kids and the apartment gets completely quiet.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    boston baked beans

    Bless your heart.
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    We have no redundancy currently so any vacation needs to be planned around if you want to not waste time on projects.

    Also means that if you get sick it’s often more relaxing to work at home rather than run into the wall when you come back. This is probably true for all offices nowadays I guess.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i wonder what it's like to go on vacation and not have to work through it because it's actually better than trusting anyone you work with

    I just tell my office to get fucked on producing through my absence, this vacation is part of my compensation. Its going to be a legit vacation, not work light. Like the moment i leave my work this evening I'm on a 4 day weekend for PAX, and their problems become not my problems. I will not be checking my work email till Tuesday. I feel it is important to enforce strict work life boundaries.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    So there is a place here that serves breakfast bao and I am drinking Thai canned coffee. Airports are weird sometimes.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    We have no redundancy currently so any vacation needs to be planned around if you want to not waste time on projects.

    Also means that if you get sick it’s often more relaxing to work at home rather than run into the wall when you come back. This is probably true for all offices nowadays I guess.

    i haven't had a day where i was truly disconnected from work in 5 years

    it's awesome

    i told my boss already he needs a solution for the fact that i'll be in sweden for two weeks in september and i am not going to be in contact for nobody

    probably the solution is i come back to a two week pile of work not done, but

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    it is the day before I leave for boston

    I have an urgent deadline but I was super fucking productive this week and I am ahead of schedule

    then our field engineer calls at 6:30pm last night and tells me that the Contractor super mega fucked up one of their drilled shafts and holy shit what are we going to do

    bro

    bro

    bro can you tell these guys to just

    just stop

    fucking hell

    I forget which level off the process do you sit at? i thought you were just an engineer

    i am a design engineer, my boss is the engineer of record for this bridge, but he's pretty busy being the boss so most of the ongoing construction issues fall to me

    so any field changes during construction, issues with the plans, etc. have to go through us. and with a job this big and complex there's tons of things that come up.

    who do I pray to so that I may pass the mech eng PE exam next friday? The ghost of James Watt?

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Boston is annoying the shit out of me today. Traffic and cold and wind. Screw you, Beantown.

    This is like... what we offer as a standard

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Going in for second tattoo session today

    Everyone prepare to entertain me later this morning please

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    We have no redundancy currently so any vacation needs to be planned around if you want to not waste time on projects.

    Also means that if you get sick it’s often more relaxing to work at home rather than run into the wall when you come back. This is probably true for all offices nowadays I guess.
    Lean Six sigma baby. Redundancy is waste.


    Oh shit Jeff is leaving next week, who are we going to have take over for him, while the new guy is getting trained?
    :confused:

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    One nice thing is I’ve been adamant you can’t build physical things between June and August, because we rely on international sourcing and down in Europe factories literally close doors for vacation for a month randomly during that time. So ordering things is exactly impossible. So hopefully summer will be calm this year and I can just bugger off and play video games for 4 weeks.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    *@Sir Landshark receives a phone call during PAX*

    "What? But we finished that project awhile ago, what could possibly have happened?"

    "Uh, well...."

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Going in for second tattoo session today

    Everyone prepare to entertain me later this morning please

    How many dank memes do you want?

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    it is the day before I leave for boston

    I have an urgent deadline but I was super fucking productive this week and I am ahead of schedule

    then our field engineer calls at 6:30pm last night and tells me that the Contractor super mega fucked up one of their drilled shafts and holy shit what are we going to do

    bro

    bro

    bro can you tell these guys to just

    just stop

    fucking hell

    I forget which level off the process do you sit at? i thought you were just an engineer

    i am a design engineer, my boss is the engineer of record for this bridge, but he's pretty busy being the boss so most of the ongoing construction issues fall to me

    so any field changes during construction, issues with the plans, etc. have to go through us. and with a job this big and complex there's tons of things that come up.

    who do I pray to so that I may pass the mech eng PE exam next friday? The ghost of James Watt?

    Good luck!

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    edited April 2018
    Chanus wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    We have no redundancy currently so any vacation needs to be planned around if you want to not waste time on projects.

    Also means that if you get sick it’s often more relaxing to work at home rather than run into the wall when you come back. This is probably true for all offices nowadays I guess.

    i haven't had a day where i was truly disconnected from work in 5 years

    it's awesome

    i told my boss already he needs a solution for the fact that i'll be in sweden for two weeks in september and i am not going to be in contact for nobody

    probably the solution is i come back to a two week pile of work not done, but
    Don't ask for the moon, just go for "Can you try to keep the fires below knee level?"

    zepherin on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i wonder what it's like to go on vacation and not have to work through it because it's actually better than trusting anyone you work with

    I just tell my office to get fucked on producing through my absence, this vacation is part of my compensation. Its going to be a legit vacation, not work light. Like the moment i leave my work this evening I'm on a 4 day weekend for PAX, and their problems become not my problems. I will not be checking my work email till Tuesday. I feel it is important to enforce strict work life boundaries.

    I am like this. I consider it part of self care. Though my work can call or text me in an emergency.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    We have no redundancy currently so any vacation needs to be planned around if you want to not waste time on projects.

    Also means that if you get sick it’s often more relaxing to work at home rather than run into the wall when you come back. This is probably true for all offices nowadays I guess.

    i haven't had a day where i was truly disconnected from work in 5 years

    it's awesome

    i told my boss already he needs a solution for the fact that i'll be in sweden for two weeks in september and i am not going to be in contact for nobody

    probably the solution is i come back to a two week pile of work not done, but
    Don't ask for the moon, just go for "Can you try to keep the fires bellow knee level?"

    but i am the fire extinguisher

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    We have no redundancy currently so any vacation needs to be planned around if you want to not waste time on projects.

    Also means that if you get sick it’s often more relaxing to work at home rather than run into the wall when you come back. This is probably true for all offices nowadays I guess.

    i haven't had a day where i was truly disconnected from work in 5 years

    it's awesome

    i told my boss already he needs a solution for the fact that i'll be in sweden for two weeks in september and i am not going to be in contact for nobody

    probably the solution is i come back to a two week pile of work not done, but
    Don't ask for the moon, just go for "Can you try to keep the fires bellow knee level?"

    but i am the fire extinguisher

    Sounds like they need to come up with alternate solutions while you're gone.



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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
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    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    it is the day before I leave for boston

    I have an urgent deadline but I was super fucking productive this week and I am ahead of schedule

    then our field engineer calls at 6:30pm last night and tells me that the Contractor super mega fucked up one of their drilled shafts and holy shit what are we going to do

    bro

    bro

    bro can you tell these guys to just

    just stop

    fucking hell

    I forget which level off the process do you sit at? i thought you were just an engineer

    i am a design engineer, my boss is the engineer of record for this bridge, but he's pretty busy being the boss so most of the ongoing construction issues fall to me

    so any field changes during construction, issues with the plans, etc. have to go through us. and with a job this big and complex there's tons of things that come up.

    who do I pray to so that I may pass the mech eng PE exam next friday? The ghost of James Watt?

    you got this bro. just relax and answer all the ones you can quickly answer first, don't waste forever on something you don't know. come back to those at the end.

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited April 2018
    *@Sir Landshark receives a phone call during PAX*

    "What? But we finished that project awhile ago, what could possibly have happened?"

    "Uh, well...."
    pls no snuff film in chat

    Sir Landshark on
    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Going in for second tattoo session today

    Everyone prepare to entertain me later this morning please

    How many dank memes do you want?
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    MISTER BOVINE JONI

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Okay, phone interview should be calling in any minute now.

    I really hope this doesn't go the whole hour.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Okay, phone interview should be calling in any minute now.

    I really hope this doesn't go the whole hour.

    take a bunch of amphetamines before so you can answer things really quickly

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2018
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    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    it is the day before I leave for boston

    I have an urgent deadline but I was super fucking productive this week and I am ahead of schedule

    then our field engineer calls at 6:30pm last night and tells me that the Contractor super mega fucked up one of their drilled shafts and holy shit what are we going to do

    bro

    bro

    bro can you tell these guys to just

    just stop

    fucking hell

    I forget which level off the process do you sit at? i thought you were just an engineer

    i am a design engineer, my boss is the engineer of record for this bridge, but he's pretty busy being the boss so most of the ongoing construction issues fall to me

    so any field changes during construction, issues with the plans, etc. have to go through us. and with a job this big and complex there's tons of things that come up.

    who do I pray to so that I may pass the mech eng PE exam next friday? The ghost of James Watt?

    you got this bro. just relax and answer all the ones you can quickly answer first, don't waste forever on something you don't know. come back to those at the end.

    I've noticed during my practice tests a tendency to be stubborn and I'll stay too long on a problem that I can solve but like not fast enough. I feel like I have a solid grasp on the material but need to refine the use of my reference material, like fully review the contents of my binders, which are a hybrid of last year's class, this year's, and then stuff from other sources, like Schaum's outlines. I think I've picked up some easy points that I wasn't able to get last time, such as project management & engineering economics, hopefully statistics too. When I got my feedback on how I did on my first attempt I was a little surprised how poorly I did on the components section. I feel like that's actually a strength but perhaps I'm delusional. Taking all of next week off for the home stretch. Day before the test I'm going to keep it as light as possible and just try to get into a zen state of mind. The awful night's sleep before the test last year was a huge handicap. My brain gave up with like 2 hours to go.

    Dynagrip on
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Okay, phone interview should be calling in any minute now.

    I really hope this doesn't go the whole hour.

    take a bunch of amphetamines before so you can answer things really quickly

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2018
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Going in for second tattoo session today

    Everyone prepare to entertain me later this morning please

    What are you getting done?

    Bogart on
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    There's a great scene in Trainspotting where Spud does a bunch of speed before an interview for a job he doesn't want to get.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    We have no redundancy currently so any vacation needs to be planned around if you want to not waste time on projects.

    Also means that if you get sick it’s often more relaxing to work at home rather than run into the wall when you come back. This is probably true for all offices nowadays I guess.

    i haven't had a day where i was truly disconnected from work in 5 years

    it's awesome

    i told my boss already he needs a solution for the fact that i'll be in sweden for two weeks in september and i am not going to be in contact for nobody

    probably the solution is i come back to a two week pile of work not done, but to never come back

    if i figure out a way to never come back from sweden i will do it

    i mean that doesn't involve evading authorities of two countries for the rest of my days

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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