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[NSFDATA] Look at my dog, and other people's dogs, and their cats and stuff [pets]

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I don't know people's lives, I'm saying there's a ton of stuff people don't normally consider that are covered under ADA protection there. It's an option for and possibly people here, outside of tynic, might actually have problems too.

    One could, conceivably, even start from the position of "I would like a dog" because dogs are great.

    Yes even if someone in this thread thinks you're making shit up there's a real good chance the ADA would still come to bat for you. They go to bat for people who are obese and work factory jobs and need to stand and get them chairs, it's not unethical to consider options that might help yourself personally just because someone else has larger problems than you in the world.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Yes the solution here is certainly to waste the time of the ADA

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I found a place that does responsible leonberger breeding.
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    .. as long as nobody ever finds out I have a dog, i'm not technically in violation of the lease, right?
    Ah yes, ye olde stealth leonberger. They are known for their subterfuge and easily concealed nature.
    Maybe it's not a dog, but an ambulatory couch?
    No lease I've ever read has anything to say about ambulatory furniture of any kind.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    see317 wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I found a place that does responsible leonberger breeding.
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    .. as long as nobody ever finds out I have a dog, i'm not technically in violation of the lease, right?
    Ah yes, ye olde stealth leonberger. They are known for their subterfuge and easily concealed nature.
    Maybe it's not a dog, but an ambulatory couch?
    No lease I've ever read has anything to say about ambulatory furniture of any kind.

    given the slope on my floors, almost all my furniture could be considered ambulatory.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Gaston broke 100lbs!

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Gaston broke 100lbs!

    He's almost big enough to ride into battle!

    Onward, noble steed!

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Gaston broke 100lbs!

    PICS! PICS OF SPUDERDOG

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    Up JobUp Job Registered User regular
    Broke 100lbs of what?

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Gaston broke 100lbs!

    Yeah, but what's he bench?

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Gaston is a beefy boy

    Latest ziggy update: living up to her name

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    This is Rex when he finds out you have a peanut butter cup. It's a lot of staring and heavy breathing.

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    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    that's right Rex
    psych them out

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    It's hard to enjoy a peanut butter cup when there's a dog food breath Darth Vader glaring you down and making disapproving little grunts with every bite.

    But I did it anyway.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Does Rex's right ear stay cocked up like that all the time, or is it an excited thing?

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Skeith wrote: »
    Does Rex's right ear stay cocked up like that all the time, or is it an excited thing?

    Not all the time, but anytime he's excited, anxious, focused, confused, etc, that's the one that shoots straight up while the other one stays floppy.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Tube wrote: »
    Gaston broke 100lbs!

    Has he eaten four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large?
    And now he's going to eat five dozen eggs, and become the size of a barge?

    Fiendishrabbit on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Dogs shouldn’t eat eggs

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2018
    Tube wrote: »
    Dogs shouldn’t eat eggs

    tell me about it. What a smell.

    tynic on
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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Dogs also shouldn't eat car keys, prescription sunglasses, a full tin of altoids, or about a quarter of a stool, but try telling any of that to Rex.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    dogs: "sure, we could listen to you, or we could eat grass."

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Three-way snooze-off (spot the fake)

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    The one without the little eyebrow markings isnt a Berner right?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    topmost one is a toy I think?

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    I ZimbraI Zimbra Worst song, played on ugliest guitar Registered User regular
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    The good boys are back in town.

    Bruce had some blood in his pee so he spent the day at the vet and is now drugged to the gills. Thankfully it doesn't appear to be anything serious, and he's a very affectionate boy when he's stoned.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Ziggy not winning any braniac awards, but we love her anyway

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I love pupper head tilting

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    So Berners just grow terrifyingly quickly, huh.

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Most dogs do. It's just that they have such a huge gulf between the tiny pupper they start as and their immense final form that it's pretty dramatic to watch.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    So Berners just grow terrifyingly quickly, huh.

    They're like alligators they just get bigger over time

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    These are baby parrotlets and they are the best

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Those are chocobo you cant fool me. Soon no mountains will contain you

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    holy shit those are the cutest baby birds maybe ever

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Lola would absolutely eat any I bought but I would like a bird someday.

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    Around six months after we rescued them from the apartment parking lot, and I have succeeded in training Lena and Wilhelm to be lap cats.


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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Eight weeks of growth

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Gaston has only put on 2lbs :(

    I'm starting to lose faith in my 120lb dream.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Google suggests that the average Bernese adult weight is 80-110 pounds.

    May I suggest the Irish Wolfhound, which has a minimum average adult weight of 120 pounds.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Google suggests that the average Bernese adult weight is 80-110 pounds.

    May I suggest the Irish Wolfhound, which has a minimum average adult weight of 120 pounds.

    irish wolfhounds are actually very small wooly mammoths

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Irish wolfhounds and other dogs of that size are at that point where it's like "I know you're saying this is your dog but I'm 99% certain this is actually a bear that you've put a leash on."

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