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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    This is why Pacific Northwest is best

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    *cough*Saving Private Ryan*cough*

    I don't think Saving Private Ryan counts as all-star, really. It was Tom Hanks and a lot of kind of unknowns or hey isn't that such and such from whatsit? It's a big epic war movie, sure, but that's not quite the same thing as A Bridge Too Far or The Longest Day.

    And The Thin Red Line feels more sprawling and larger. Saving Private Ryan felt more like a carefully guided tour.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    the only thing i miss about home is how bitter the winters were

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i didn't die

    i am one of two people here

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    hmm sun's coming up

    guess it's time to go see if i can make it to the office without dying

    normally i would just say fuck it and work from home but i know they did a bunch of stuff over the weekend that rolls downhill to me and is probably all just sitting on my desk right now

    Do you find out about job stuff today, or was that meeting replaced with "you still have a job see you Monday"

    there's still a meeting today to find out what exactly new job is

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    also, poems were published this weekend

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    hmm sun's coming up

    guess it's time to go see if i can make it to the office without dying

    normally i would just say fuck it and work from home but i know they did a bunch of stuff over the weekend that rolls downhill to me and is probably all just sitting on my desk right now

    Do you find out about job stuff today, or was that meeting replaced with "you still have a job see you Monday"

    there's still a meeting today to find out what exactly new job is

    Chanus we're expecting updates on your Jim and Pam romance

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2018
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    hmm sun's coming up

    guess it's time to go see if i can make it to the office without dying

    normally i would just say fuck it and work from home but i know they did a bunch of stuff over the weekend that rolls downhill to me and is probably all just sitting on my desk right now

    Do you find out about job stuff today, or was that meeting replaced with "you still have a job see you Monday"

    there's still a meeting today to find out what exactly new job is

    Chanus we're expecting updates on your Jim and Pam romance

    maybe that's the job

    "chanus, we see you've been sharing suggestive glances with one of your colleagues

    your job, should you choose to accept it, is to move that relationship forward

    even if nothing happens, it would be wrong for us to interfere"

    Vanguard on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    hmm sun's coming up

    guess it's time to go see if i can make it to the office without dying

    normally i would just say fuck it and work from home but i know they did a bunch of stuff over the weekend that rolls downhill to me and is probably all just sitting on my desk right now

    Do you find out about job stuff today, or was that meeting replaced with "you still have a job see you Monday"

    there's still a meeting today to find out what exactly new job is

    Chanus we're expecting updates on your Jim and Pam romance

    i dunno if she'll be here today what with the snow

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    All the metro trains are delayed too. No time of arrival, just delayed.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    it did occur to me that while i have no actual authority over her, i am in a more abstract position of power here and maybe that could be problematic

    but she started it so

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    hmm sun's coming up

    guess it's time to go see if i can make it to the office without dying

    normally i would just say fuck it and work from home but i know they did a bunch of stuff over the weekend that rolls downhill to me and is probably all just sitting on my desk right now

    Do you find out about job stuff today, or was that meeting replaced with "you still have a job see you Monday"

    there's still a meeting today to find out what exactly new job is

    Crossing my fingers that they decided they need a professional masturbator on staff, friend

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    hmm sun's coming up

    guess it's time to go see if i can make it to the office without dying

    normally i would just say fuck it and work from home but i know they did a bunch of stuff over the weekend that rolls downhill to me and is probably all just sitting on my desk right now

    Do you find out about job stuff today, or was that meeting replaced with "you still have a job see you Monday"

    there's still a meeting today to find out what exactly new job is

    Crossing my fingers that they decided they need a professional masturbator on staff, friend

    we've got plenty of those already it would seem

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    also masturbation is already almost purely utilitarian for me, i don't want it to also be my job

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    hmm sun's coming up

    guess it's time to go see if i can make it to the office without dying

    normally i would just say fuck it and work from home but i know they did a bunch of stuff over the weekend that rolls downhill to me and is probably all just sitting on my desk right now

    Do you find out about job stuff today, or was that meeting replaced with "you still have a job see you Monday"

    there's still a meeting today to find out what exactly new job is

    Crossing my fingers that they decided they need a professional masturbator on staff, friend

    Master Mutual Masturbator

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Why is mutual masturbation considered masturbation anyway? Isn't it more like I scratch your back, you scratch my back?

    Couscous on
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    also masturbation is already almost purely utilitarian for me, i don't want it to also be my job

    It has a quota and everything

    Oh my god it'd be awful - I figured out how to ruin masturbation

    This is a disturbing new power

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2018
    already had a customer call mad that we can't guarantee delivery today in a foot of snow

    literally the most december snow we've had here in 100 years

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    also i just wrote "and i" to my boss when i meant "and me"

    someone make sure i properly disembowel myself

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    already had a customer call mad that we can't guarantee delivery today in a foot of snow

    literally the most december snow we've had here in 100 years

    I'll have you know that I come from blah blah blah (where they are well prepared for these conditions because it happens often) and this would be considered almost no snow!

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I WILL GO TO WORK TODAY OR SO HELP ME GOD I WON’T

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    All the metro trains are delayed too. No time of arrival, just delayed.

    Quid your day sounds like shit

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Please tell me this isn't real.

    RiWidtQl.jpg

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    already had a customer call mad that we can't guarantee delivery today in a foot of snow

    literally the most december snow we've had here in 100 years

    Why didn't you anticipate this and create your own delivery fleet of snowmobiles years ago

    smh these lazy companies, I tell ya

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    All the metro trains are delayed too. No time of arrival, just delayed.

    Quid your day sounds like shit

    could be worse

    could be bicycle shorts guy

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    Oh thank heavens the sun is out and all up in my face.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    All the metro trains are delayed too. No time of arrival, just delayed.

    Quid your day sounds like shit

    could be worse

    could be bicycle shorts guy

    So true

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Echo wrote: »
    Please tell me this isn't real.

    RiWidtQl.jpg
    The description is more infuriating and yet that image doesn't include it.

    https://www.tiffany.com/accessories/desk/paper-clip-bookmark-60559481
    In our Home & Accessories collection, form meets function and quality to make ordinary objects extraordinary. An oversized paper clip is reimagined as a whimsical bookmark.
    Sterling silver
    2.5" long
    ENGRAVING AVAILABLE
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    Hand Engraving, $45

    Couscous on
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Please tell me this isn't real.

    RiWidtQl.jpg


    As a former spouse of a Tiffany aficionado, I assure you it’s real

    Eat the rich, they're low-carb

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    hmm sun's coming up

    guess it's time to go see if i can make it to the office without dying

    normally i would just say fuck it and work from home but i know they did a bunch of stuff over the weekend that rolls downhill to me and is probably all just sitting on my desk right now

    Do you find out about job stuff today, or was that meeting replaced with "you still have a job see you Monday"

    there's still a meeting today to find out what exactly new job is

    💰💰💰

    Kid Presentable on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    a third person has arrived

    it is not anyone i enjoy smiling at however

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    All the metro trains are delayed too. No time of arrival, just delayed.

    Quid your day sounds like shit

    I have a brew o’clock psych appointment down here too so it’s not like I can mulligan it and stay home.

    Good news is I get payed the same either way to *shrug*

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Conspicuous luxury gewgaws should be made out of polonium

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    There’s a gold one for the low low price of 1,500 USD

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    hmm sun's coming up

    guess it's time to go see if i can make it to the office without dying

    normally i would just say fuck it and work from home but i know they did a bunch of stuff over the weekend that rolls downhill to me and is probably all just sitting on my desk right now

    Do you find out about job stuff today, or was that meeting replaced with "you still have a job see you Monday"

    there's still a meeting today to find out what exactly new job is

    💰💰💰

    i literally came to work uphill in the snow so

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Oh my god it is real?

    I thought for sure it was fake, I was enjoying a soft chuckle

    Because I almost wrote up a reply to Echo that read "Echo I want that to be real so bad because it would justify everything I've ever felt about late-stage capitalism"

    And, I gotta be honest, I wasn't prepared to feel all the emotions I'm feeling right now this early in the day

    There's joy at being proven right
    And then there's rage, at being proven right, that's there too

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    We have no snow...

    Unfair.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    There’s a gold one for the low low price of 1,500 USD

    Polonium goes for ₽17.50

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    18k?

    Who is that for? Your valet on Boxing Day?

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