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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    My favourite part is the outraged plea to authority with "My husband and I are spiritual healers with over 10 years experience!"


    People pay good money for reiki

    Qed

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Quid if you commit less than three murders today you deserve a medal
    What do you define as murders...I'm asking for a friend.

    <_<
    >_>

    Aggravated and without aforethought
    So without premeditation?

    ...go on.

    *puts on leather gloves*

    *music to dexter starts playing*

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    OH SHIT


    The Witcher 3 X Monster Hunter

    I want Geralt to keep on trying to be dour as heck in the Monster Hunter setting while the palicos continue to be adorable

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    people still call aluminum foil tin foil

    Stop being such a prescriptivist

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Quid if you commit less than three murders today you deserve a medal
    What do you define as murders...I'm asking for a friend.

    <_<
    >_>

    Aggravated and without aforethought

    Do you, like me, also call the ones with aforethought "assassinations" 'cause it sounds cooler? :surprised:

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    So I have noticed my dog I think has finally gotten to being purely comfortable at my house. I mean he was but he now is into the terrier, "I am the boss man and you gotta listen" mode. Which is a new level of comfort.

    Now my dog doesn't bark. He stares. His gazers burning into the back of your skull till you pay attention to him. Be it to play, to give him treats, maybe some lap time, feed him dinner/breakfast. Whatever it is you can feel it.

    Also its really hard to say no to this face.

    PRcOLMfl.jpg

    u7stthr17eud.png
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    OH SHIT


    The Witcher 3 X Monster Hunter

    I see nothing when I google, what's this?

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    The “shooting things from dragonback” genre is woefully thin

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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    "This unique solid sterling silver, copper and glass greenhouse was hand-assembled by the finest Tiffany artisans. Built over the course of nine months and nearly 1,000 hours"

    what a waste of copper, silver, and 1,000 hours

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Quid if you commit less than three murders today you deserve a medal
    What do you define as murders...I'm asking for a friend.

    <_<
    >_>

    Aggravated and without aforethought
    So without premeditation?

    ...go on.

    *puts on leather gloves*

    *music to dexter starts playing*

    Gloves denote premeditation, dummy

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    panzer dragoon two two

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »

    I am incapable of processing this

    Narcissism. Refined, centrifuged, weapons-grade narcissism. The doubling down when exposed is all the proof needed.

    nibXTE7.png
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    OH SHIT


    The Witcher 3 X Monster Hunter

    I see nothing when I google, what's this?

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Quid if you commit less than three murders today you deserve a medal
    What do you define as murders...I'm asking for a friend.

    <_<
    >_>

    Aggravated and without aforethought

    Do you, like me, also call the ones with aforethought "assassinations" 'cause it sounds cooler? :surprised:

    I call them “hits” or “whacks” or “hooplers” or “whimsy-mimsies”

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    speaking of gloves when i went to go shovel the driveway this morning i went to find my gloves and

    i have three gloves

    and they are all left hands

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    people still call aluminum foil tin foil

    small brain: tin foil
    big brain: aluminum foil
    galaxy brain: aluminium foil

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    speaking of gloves when i went to go shovel the driveway this morning i went to find my gloves and

    i have three gloves

    and they are all left hands

    This isn’t the gloves’ fault

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    people still call aluminum foil tin foil

    small brain: tin foil
    big brain: aluminum foil
    galaxy brain: aluminium foil
    Interdimensional brain: aluminium foilcon

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I have just discovered the Paz Ortega spirit in Smash Bros exists and wow nintendo wow. Old news for a lot I'm sure but wow
    You start the fight with a bomb-omb equipped if you use that spirit. Paz Ortega being the metal gear character who exploded due to a vagina bomb.

    wow

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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    wait, she wants all the large people at the wedding to wear black and camo to "represent the devil who we have to shoo away"

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I have just discovered the Paz Ortega spirit in Smash Bros exists and wow nintendo wow. Old news for a lot I'm sure but wow
    You start the fight with a bomb-omb equipped if you use that spirit. Paz Ortega being the metal gear character who exploded due to a vagina bomb.

    wow

    You know, maybe Kojima isn't that good of a writer.

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    OH SHIT


    The Witcher 3 X Monster Hunter

    I see nothing when I google, what's this?


    I love Witcher. I like MonHun.

    This looks so dumb.

    But I get MonHun likes to do these weirdo collabs. But most of them are so dumb. It's just like "look we put a DIFFERENT CHARACTER MODEL in this game!" It's like the same thing you would get from some random modder.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Godspeed, you brazen psychopath. I fervently hope your polygraph party is filmed and you discover the culprit because that is a screaming meltdown I want to watch and watch again.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    speaking of gloves when i went to go shovel the driveway this morning i went to find my gloves and

    i have three gloves

    and they are all left hands

    Chanus, what color is your blood

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Japanese developers love their weird crossovers like Assassin's Creed in FFXV or everything crossing over with everything in gacha games.

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    OH SHIT


    The Witcher 3 X Monster Hunter

    I see nothing when I google, what's this?


    I love Witcher. I like MonHun.

    This looks so dumb.

    But I get MonHun likes to do these weirdo collabs. But most of them are so dumb. It's just like "look we put a DIFFERENT CHARACTER MODEL in this game!" It's like the same thing you would get from some random modder.

    OK but maybe RDR2 could learn something from that.

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    DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    So I have noticed my dog I think has finally gotten to being purely comfortable at my house. I mean he was but he now is into the terrier, "I am the boss man and you gotta listen" mode. Which is a new level of comfort.

    Now my dog doesn't bark. He stares. His gazers burning into the back of your skull till you pay attention to him. Be it to play, to give him treats, maybe some lap time, feed him dinner/breakfast. Whatever it is you can feel it.

    Also its really hard to say no to this face.

    "Bring to me a rat, for I desire to murder."

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    There are so many questions about the polygraph party

    There are so many questions about that whole wedding situation, really

    There are so many questions about a lot of things this morning

    [chat] It's not even 9:30 and you have broken me, I am broken

    There's a $1000 can out there, somewhere, waiting to be purchased

    I can have it delivered to any US address of my choosing

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Donnicton wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    So I have noticed my dog I think has finally gotten to being purely comfortable at my house. I mean he was but he now is into the terrier, "I am the boss man and you gotta listen" mode. Which is a new level of comfort.

    Now my dog doesn't bark. He stares. His gazers burning into the back of your skull till you pay attention to him. Be it to play, to give him treats, maybe some lap time, feed him dinner/breakfast. Whatever it is you can feel it.

    Also its really hard to say no to this face.

    "Bring to me a rat, for I desire to murder."

    "I was bred to kill. Why do you deny me the simple pleasures I was born to do?"

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Our D&D campaign has developed into us going to the underground slave auction each week, using it to scout out buyers and build up rapport, and then following them home and doing the end of Django Unchained one by one in their fancy homes.

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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    Narwhal, I want to call an EMT to resuscitate you. But what does a porpoise EMT look like? Is it just a bunch of Beluga's prodding you with their snoots?

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    The “shooting things from dragonback” genre is woefully thin

    My memory of fooling with one of those back in college is that it needed better responsive feedback when you did stuff. I was never entirely sure if I was playing it or watching it play itself.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Couscous wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I have just discovered the Paz Ortega spirit in Smash Bros exists and wow nintendo wow. Old news for a lot I'm sure but wow
    You start the fight with a bomb-omb equipped if you use that spirit. Paz Ortega being the metal gear character who exploded due to a vagina bomb.

    wow

    You know, maybe Kojima isn't that good of a writer.

    Metal Gear Games are like watching a train full of seafood crash.

    Fascinating to look at, absolutely no idea what is happening.

    Just screaming metal and explosions and tentacles and sky whales

    SniperGuy on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    speaking of gloves when i went to go shovel the driveway this morning i went to find my gloves and

    i have three gloves

    and they are all left hands

    Chanus, what color is your blood

    i don't have time to bleed

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Sniper that’s a solid visual

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    Narwhal, I want to call an EMT to resuscitate you. But what does a porpoise EMT look like? Is it just a bunch of Beluga's prodding you with their snoots?

    If that's a thing you could have rushed to my home so that I may experience it, I'll make sure socialism pays for it!

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    oh man this relationship trouble with my pal and his husband

    i want to look away

    but husband is being dramatic about it on FB and i'm like


    A friend recently went through a breakup where she was on FB calling him all kinds of cowards and motherfuckers

    They're back together like a month later 😬

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    I love that I could find 😬 by googling 'yikes emoji'

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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