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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    In today's "rich people are out of touch" news, Elon Musk continues to be Elon Musk.
    40 million dollar fine. You think that would be a lesson, because it's against the law to literally defraud investors on twitter.

    Maybe if you added another 0 to it

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    In today's "rich people are out of touch" news, Elon Musk continues to be Elon Musk.
    40 million dollar fine. You think that would be a lesson, because it's against the law to literally defraud investors on twitter.

    But it was the weed number, zepherin

    The weed number!

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Quid if you commit less than three murders today you deserve a medal

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    In today's "rich people are out of touch" news, Elon Musk continues to be Elon Musk.
    40 million dollar fine. You think that would be a lesson, because it's against the law to literally defraud investors on twitter.

    And he talked himself out of getting a mere $20 million dollar fine. Amazing.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    In today's "rich people are out of touch" news, Elon Musk continues to be Elon Musk.
    40 million dollar fine. You think that would be a lesson, because it's against the law to literally defraud investors on twitter.

    But it was the weed number, zepherin

    The weed number!

    Man, if Azilia Banks had taken down Tesla it would have been peak 2018.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    My brain didn’t wanna turn off again last night sigh

    poo
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    In today's "rich people are out of touch" news, Elon Musk continues to be Elon Musk.
    40 million dollar fine. You think that would be a lesson, because it's against the law to literally defraud investors on twitter.

    But it was the weed number, zepherin

    The weed number!

    Man, if Azilia Banks had taken down Tesla it would have been peak 2018.

    We got three weeks

    We can do this

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    In today's "rich people are out of touch" news, Elon Musk continues to be Elon Musk.
    40 million dollar fine. You think that would be a lesson, because it's against the law to literally defraud investors on twitter.

    And he talked himself out of getting a mere $20 million dollar fine. Amazing.

    Huh, somebody who would be better off if they just kept quiet and let others do their deals for them but just cannot let someone else have the last word.

    Noted without further comment.

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular

    I am incapable of processing this

    I ate an engineer
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    oh man this relationship trouble with my pal and his husband

    i want to look away

    but husband is being dramatic about it on FB and i'm like


    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Mario + Rabbids is so danged fun. I got to the part where I can't just sprint through a level and I'm liking it a lot. 100/50/0 being the only hit percentage and the guaranteed movement damage works pretty well to speed things up too. Oh, and team jumps.

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »

    I am incapable of processing this

    It's one of those weird things where it's too insane to be real but too layered with different absurd details to be fake

    I ate an engineer
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I really hope the Sonic movie is the new Super Mario Bros. movie.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »

    I am incapable of processing this

    Like the Tiffany's paperclip, there was too much in here that smelled of bullshit for me to be willing to believe that it's real

    But then, of course, the Tiffany's paperclip had to go and ruin everything by being real, and now I can no longer perceive reality properly and I'm very upset

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    There's a $1000 tin can, milski

    It's not even made of tin, it's silver

    They're not even calling it the right thing

    The word "tin" isn't just for fun, it has meaning

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Elon Musk had a good thing going of generally being seen as a cool dude with a lot of money to invest into neat future tech projects.

    And then he had to go and open his big mouth and undermine all of it. Repeatedly. With gusto.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    A wedding is your special day and if your friends and family aren’t onboard to be helplessly foisted into a bizarre performance art piece they won’t possibly understand, then fuck ‘em I say

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    people still call aluminum foil tin foil

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    I really hope the Sonic movie is the new Super Mario Bros. movie.

    If there’s a CG Dennis Hopper, I’m in

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    I really hope the Sonic movie is the new Super Mario Bros. movie.

    That's the post credit scene establishing the NCU.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    @Chanus what is your new jerb? You rolling fat stacks?

    u7stthr17eud.png
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    oh man this relationship trouble with my pal and his husband

    i want to look away

    but husband is being dramatic about it on FB and i'm like


    My younger sister is sending increasing concerning mass texts to my family as she navigates the process of divorce

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    people still call aluminum foil tin foil

    It's also true that there's an $1800 gold paperclip you can buy

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Chanus what is your new jerb? You rolling fat stacks?

    i find out in about an hour

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    people still call aluminum foil tin foil

    I still call radium tonics “atomic cocktails”

    or I would if I still had a lower jaw

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    In today's "rich people are out of touch" news, Elon Musk continues to be Elon Musk.
    40 million dollar fine. You think that would be a lesson, because it's against the law to literally defraud investors on twitter.

    But it was the weed number, zepherin

    The weed number!

    Man, if Azilia Banks had taken down Tesla it would have been peak 2018.

    We got three weeks

    We can do this

    I'm pretty sure even Elon has realized trying for the threesome with a drama elemental is probably a bad idea.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    people still call aluminum foil tin foil

    It's also true that there's an $1800 gold paperclip you can buy

    By also why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    I cannot imagine doing some extra bullshit for a wedding.

    People asked us if we were going to do a rehearsal dinner and we were like we aren't going to rehearse a party by hosting another party, you fools.

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    oh man this relationship trouble with my pal and his husband

    i want to look away

    but husband is being dramatic about it on FB and i'm like


    My younger sister is sending increasing concerning mass texts to my family as she navigates the process of divorce

    i mean it's scary and painful and anxiety-inducing i'm sure so i don't judge too hard

    but it's like

    pal posts about something lame that happened to him yesterday

    husband comments KARMA WORKING PERFECTLY

    like

    damn dude

    *popcorn*

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    OH SHIT


    The Witcher 3 X Monster Hunter

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    people still call aluminum foil tin foil

    It's also true that there's an $1800 gold paperclip you can buy

    By also why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway

    That makes sense. A parkway was supposed to be a pleasant scenic place to drive and a driveway is where you are supposed to drive (and park then park) on your property.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Does Tiffany sell a sterling silver crushed soda can? Or pencil shavings? A used condom with a blue-enamel inlay?

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    oh man this relationship trouble with my pal and his husband

    i want to look away

    but husband is being dramatic about it on FB and i'm like


    My younger sister is sending increasing concerning mass texts to my family as she navigates the process of divorce

    i mean it's scary and painful and anxiety-inducing i'm sure so i don't judge too hard

    but it's like

    pal posts about something lame that happened to him yesterday

    husband comments KARMA WORKING PERFECTLY

    like

    damn dude

    *popcorn*
    Chanus wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    oh man this relationship trouble with my pal and his husband

    i want to look away

    but husband is being dramatic about it on FB and i'm like


    My younger sister is sending increasing concerning mass texts to my family as she navigates the process of divorce

    i mean it's scary and painful and anxiety-inducing i'm sure so i don't judge too hard

    but it's like

    pal posts about something lame that happened to him yesterday

    husband comments KARMA WORKING PERFECTLY

    like

    damn dude

    *popcorn*

    Definitely

    But he’s also on the group texts and they’re really passive aggressive

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    oh man this relationship trouble with my pal and his husband

    i want to look away

    but husband is being dramatic about it on FB and i'm like


    My younger sister is sending increasing concerning mass texts to my family as she navigates the process of divorce

    i mean it's scary and painful and anxiety-inducing i'm sure so i don't judge too hard

    but it's like

    pal posts about something lame that happened to him yesterday

    husband comments KARMA WORKING PERFECTLY

    like

    damn dude

    *popcorn*

    Definitely

    But he’s also on the group texts and they’re really passive aggressive

    nice

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    My favourite part is the outraged plea to authority with "My husband and I are spiritual healers with over 10 years experience!"

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
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    Chanus wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    oh man this relationship trouble with my pal and his husband

    i want to look away

    but husband is being dramatic about it on FB and i'm like


    My younger sister is sending increasing concerning mass texts to my family as she navigates the process of divorce

    i mean it's scary and painful and anxiety-inducing i'm sure so i don't judge too hard

    but it's like

    pal posts about something lame that happened to him yesterday

    husband comments KARMA WORKING PERFECTLY

    like

    damn dude

    *popcorn*

    If he really thinks that that's karma working perfectly, then he has poor judgement about how his own present actions will affect his own future karma

    Do you believe in the principles of karmic balance or not, man I don't know

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Quid if you commit less than three murders today you deserve a medal
    What do you define as murders...I'm asking for a friend.

    <_<
    >_>

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Quid if you commit less than three murders today you deserve a medal
    What do you define as murders...I'm asking for a friend.

    <_<
    >_>

    none of that basic bitch manslaughter shit

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    It is so cold outside all the plants are covered in frost which is not something I've seen very often. It actually looks like those "winter wonderland" type images where everything is white and not just the ground.

    Of course it's also single digits cold outside and I had to drive to work so it isn't too exciting.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Quid if you commit less than three murders today you deserve a medal
    What do you define as murders...I'm asking for a friend.

    <_<
    >_>

    Aggravated and without aforethought

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