Jesus chu I almost posted the gif of Hitler taking his glass off in disbelief from Downfall then realized how totally fucking awkward that would of been
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knitdanIn ur baseKillin ur guysRegistered Userregular
Why would that have been awkward broar
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
listen, you don't need the other frogrammers to be awake to boast about something small and insignficant you did that was implemented very messily anyhow
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
1) The french are biligerently anti-English (this was expected but the hilarity with which it manifests is fun).
2) As a scary looking guy it was not unexpected from a heteronormative perspective that a couple swapped spots just now so that the individual that presents male would be next to me in our plane row. If they stayed in their original spots the woman would have been next to me. Sucks to be the dude: I smell p. Not Fresh after ~18 hours of travel.
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Some years ago I was on a short flight and a young lady was seated next to me. She didn’t say anything but she was visibly upset by my size.
I tried my best to spread my body against the wall of the aircraft and give off “I am not a threat” vibes but she ended up moving seats as soon as the fasten seat belt light came off.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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settlers of catan is one of those games hated by everyone who likes Good Boardgames, right
It's not bad per se. It's a million miles ahead of monopoly.
The problems are the following:
1. Without trading, it has no catch up mechanics. You can get boxed in, bad early rolls, fail to expand and you are screwed forever.
2. Trading is everything, and basically the table decides who wins the game unless everyone is very good at counting. (In theory it's near perfect information, only the bought cards are hidden). This is very frustrating, as bad or disinterested players can just randomly (or nonrandomly, as say people trading favorably with their partner) give someone the win.
I played a lot of the game around 2005, with people who understood it well, were very stingy with trades, and always blackballed people within 3 points of winning. It was fun that way.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
I love that Werner Herzog seems to realize he’s Werner Herzog
settlers of catan is one of those games hated by everyone who likes Good Boardgames, right
I dunno about hated. Ostentatiously ignored, maybe. It’s not Monopoly bad, but it’s not regarded as very good or interesting except maybe as a gateway drug.
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You know
I really wish I could appreciate what hikers enjoy about their hobby
Some work friends are doing a massive week-long hike and are so fucking excited
And they might as well be talking about successfully growing a second head, for all I’m able to connect with
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Getting in touch with nature
Walking
Walking up hills
Walking down hills
Sneaking off in pairs to get high and/or have sex
Slipping on rocks and falling in a frigid creek
Getting stung by Americanized bees
Waking up next the day and feeling like you went ten rounds with what’s-his-name, the boxer.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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huh isn’t that in the titl-
*drops chalk*
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I couldn't remember what movie the gif was from just the general idea so when I found it my brain went wooooooaaaahh hold on there buddy
HE MEANS WANKING
And famous masturbatory novelist David Foster Wallace’s last, unfinished novel was called the Pale King
A.K.A. Wan King
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
what other languages can i do this in
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
listen, you don't need the other frogrammers to be awake to boast about something small and insignficant you did that was implemented very messily anyhow
I do often lament how cool the Wan King sounds
A Kobold’s Kobold
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Im in a waking state. Air travel is butts.
Observations:
1) The french are biligerently anti-English (this was expected but the hilarity with which it manifests is fun).
2) As a scary looking guy it was not unexpected from a heteronormative perspective that a couple swapped spots just now so that the individual that presents male would be next to me in our plane row. If they stayed in their original spots the woman would have been next to me. Sucks to be the dude: I smell p. Not Fresh after ~18 hours of travel.
I tried my best to spread my body against the wall of the aircraft and give off “I am not a threat” vibes but she ended up moving seats as soon as the fasten seat belt light came off.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Prolog
i'm a checkers man
He looks positively outraged
It's not bad per se. It's a million miles ahead of monopoly.
The problems are the following:
1. Without trading, it has no catch up mechanics. You can get boxed in, bad early rolls, fail to expand and you are screwed forever.
2. Trading is everything, and basically the table decides who wins the game unless everyone is very good at counting. (In theory it's near perfect information, only the bought cards are hidden). This is very frustrating, as bad or disinterested players can just randomly (or nonrandomly, as say people trading favorably with their partner) give someone the win.
I played a lot of the game around 2005, with people who understood it well, were very stingy with trades, and always blackballed people within 3 points of winning. It was fun that way.
I dunno about hated. Ostentatiously ignored, maybe. It’s not Monopoly bad, but it’s not regarded as very good or interesting except maybe as a gateway drug.
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I really wish I could appreciate what hikers enjoy about their hobby
Some work friends are doing a massive week-long hike and are so fucking excited
And they might as well be talking about successfully growing a second head, for all I’m able to connect with
Walking
Walking up hills
Walking down hills
Sneaking off in pairs to get high and/or have sex
Slipping on rocks and falling in a frigid creek
Getting stung by Americanized bees
Waking up next the day and feeling like you went ten rounds with what’s-his-name, the boxer.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I appreciate sauntering more since I got a lackadaisical dog.
I'm thinking about agility training, for the simple reason that it might mean I can exhaust him without having to go for kilometres up a big hill
what is yours again? A springer right?
stephen king: ok so carrie basically looks like shit, it's not her fault but that's a part of why everyone bullies her
brian depalma: got it. sexy locker room scene, it's a porno basically
stephen king: hm i mean, she's overweight and has acne and is in no way like a movie star type. kind of the whole point of the story really
brian depalma: so lots of shots of her boobs then...
king: ...
depalma: ...
i thought she was slender in the movie
Working Cocker. Looks like a taller, shorter haired Cocker. He gets mistaken for a small springer.