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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Feral wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha i totally forgot you get to come back to life once.

    wow

    so he gets to

    die twice?

    huh isn’t that in the titl-

    *drops chalk*

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    technically i can die anywhere between 2 and 5 times

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Jesus chu I almost posted the gif of Hitler taking his glass off in disbelief from Downfall then realized how totally fucking awkward that would of been

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Why would that have been awkward broar

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    yeah, why would that have been awkward, broar

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    I feel like comparing a Jewish person to Hitler in anyway would be weird.

    I couldn't remember what movie the gif was from just the general idea so when I found it my brain went wooooooaaaahh hold on there buddy

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Personally my day’s not complete without at least a little death

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Personally my day’s not complete without at least a little death

    HE MEANS WANKING

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    why am i awake now like it’s morning

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Did you know “wan” is a synonym for “pale”

    And famous masturbatory novelist David Foster Wallace’s last, unfinished novel was called the Pale King

    A.K.A. Wan King

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I see you there paledering

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    So now that I've written a basic version of the Knight's Tour in Dart, I think I can formally say that I'm familiar with the language. :razz:

    what other languages can i do this in

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    aramaic

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Esperanto

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    god fucking dammit i should've expected this

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I think most of the frogrammers are asleep

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I think most of the frogrammers are asleep

    listen, you don't need the other frogrammers to be awake to boast about something small and insignficant you did that was implemented very messily anyhow

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Did you know “wan” is a synonym for “pale”

    And famous masturbatory novelist David Foster Wallace’s last, unfinished novel was called the Pale King

    A.K.A. Wan King

    I do often lament how cool the Wan King sounds

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Good Job!

    A Kobold’s Kobold

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I think most of the frogrammers are asleep

    Im in a waking state. Air travel is butts.

    Observations:

    1) The french are biligerently anti-English (this was expected but the hilarity with which it manifests is fun).

    2) As a scary looking guy it was not unexpected from a heteronormative perspective that a couple swapped spots just now so that the individual that presents male would be next to me in our plane row. If they stayed in their original spots the woman would have been next to me. Sucks to be the dude: I smell p. Not Fresh after ~18 hours of travel.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Some years ago I was on a short flight and a young lady was seated next to me. She didn’t say anything but she was visibly upset by my size.

    I tried my best to spread my body against the wall of the aircraft and give off “I am not a threat” vibes but she ended up moving seats as soon as the fasten seat belt light came off.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    So now that I've written a basic version of the Knight's Tour in Dart, I think I can formally say that I'm familiar with the language. :razz:

    what other languages can i do this in

    Prolog

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i'm a big shot frogrammer i just don't care about chess

    i'm a checkers man

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    The dog spread the blankets on his bed all across the living room, so I folded them neatly and put them back on his bed

    He looks positively outraged

    japan on
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Also happy Easter

    aMAJPcg.jpg

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    settlers of catan is one of those games hated by everyone who likes Good Boardgames, right

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    settlers of catan is one of those games hated by everyone who likes Good Boardgames, right

    It's not bad per se. It's a million miles ahead of monopoly.

    The problems are the following:

    1. Without trading, it has no catch up mechanics. You can get boxed in, bad early rolls, fail to expand and you are screwed forever.
    2. Trading is everything, and basically the table decides who wins the game unless everyone is very good at counting. (In theory it's near perfect information, only the bought cards are hidden). This is very frustrating, as bad or disinterested players can just randomly (or nonrandomly, as say people trading favorably with their partner) give someone the win.

    I played a lot of the game around 2005, with people who understood it well, were very stingy with trades, and always blackballed people within 3 points of winning. It was fun that way.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I love that Werner Herzog seems to realize he’s Werner Herzog

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    settlers of catan is one of those games hated by everyone who likes Good Boardgames, right

    I dunno about hated. Ostentatiously ignored, maybe. It’s not Monopoly bad, but it’s not regarded as very good or interesting except maybe as a gateway drug.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    You know

    I really wish I could appreciate what hikers enjoy about their hobby

    Some work friends are doing a massive week-long hike and are so fucking excited

    And they might as well be talking about successfully growing a second head, for all I’m able to connect with

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Getting in touch with nature
    Walking
    Walking up hills
    Walking down hills
    Sneaking off in pairs to get high and/or have sex
    Slipping on rocks and falling in a frigid creek
    Getting stung by Americanized bees

    Waking up next the day and feeling like you went ten rounds with what’s-his-name, the boxer.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    I appreciate hiking more now that I have an indefatigable dog

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    I appreciate hiking more now that I have an indefatigable dog

    I appreciate sauntering more since I got a lackadaisical dog.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I appreciate hiking more now that I have an indefatigable dog

    I appreciate sauntering more since I got a lackadaisical dog.

    I'm thinking about agility training, for the simple reason that it might mean I can exhaust him without having to go for kilometres up a big hill

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    I appreciate lounging about ... since forever, but I also have a cat.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I appreciate hiking more now that I have an indefatigable dog

    I appreciate sauntering more since I got a lackadaisical dog.

    I'm thinking about agility training, for the simple reason that it might mean I can exhaust him without having to go for kilometres up a big hill

    what is yours again? A springer right?

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    i am watching the film "carrie"

    stephen king: ok so carrie basically looks like shit, it's not her fault but that's a part of why everyone bullies her

    brian depalma: got it. sexy locker room scene, it's a porno basically

    stephen king: hm i mean, she's overweight and has acne and is in no way like a movie star type. kind of the whole point of the story really

    brian depalma: so lots of shots of her boobs then...

    king: ...

    depalma: ...

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    is carrie fat in the book

    i thought she was slender in the movie

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    Casual wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I appreciate hiking more now that I have an indefatigable dog

    I appreciate sauntering more since I got a lackadaisical dog.

    I'm thinking about agility training, for the simple reason that it might mean I can exhaust him without having to go for kilometres up a big hill

    what is yours again? A springer right?

    Working Cocker. Looks like a taller, shorter haired Cocker. He gets mistaken for a small springer.

    japan on
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