"Be Prepared" is the best song in that movie by a mile, booooooo for cutting anything from it.
As far as Pocahontas, the historical rewriting in that movie is problematic as fuck, and I can see Disney being smart enough to not get within 100 yards of a remake in the current environment.
Pocahontas was getting shit when it dropped in the 90s. There's no way it's gonna fly today.
I think this Telegraph reviewer watched a different scene than me.
"You might imagine that easy-breezy, Hakuna Matata-chanting middle act would only work when drawn by hand. Yet cinematographer Caleb Deschanel’s expert command of "natural" spectacle and the sheer exuberance of Rogen and Eichner’s performances make it the film’s most purely delightful section."
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
"Be Prepared" is the best song in that movie by a mile, booooooo for cutting anything from it.
As far as Pocahontas, the historical rewriting in that movie is problematic as fuck, and I can see Disney being smart enough to not get within 100 yards of a remake in the current environment.
Pocahontas was getting shit when it dropped in the 90s. There's no way it's gonna fly today.
Also Circle of Life > Be Prepared. Fact.
Yeah if we were rating songs based on "Songs that are NOT Be Prepared"
I think this Telegraph reviewer watched a different scene than me.
"You might imagine that easy-breezy, Hakuna Matata-chanting middle act would only work when drawn by hand. Yet cinematographer Caleb Deschanel’s expert command of "natural" spectacle and the sheer exuberance of Rogen and Eichner’s performances make it the film’s most purely delightful section."
If that's what they consider the film's "most purely delightful section" just imagine how bad the rest of it must be.
"Be Prepared" is the best song in that movie by a mile, booooooo for cutting anything from it.
As far as Pocahontas, the historical rewriting in that movie is problematic as fuck, and I can see Disney being smart enough to not get within 100 yards of a remake in the current environment.
That actually makes it a better candidate for a remake imo. That's a movie where there's actually stuff to fix!
What's next for Disney live-action remakes? They've done Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast, Jungle Book, Dumbo, Aladdin, Lion King, and Mulan. I assume Pocahontas is on deck if they can figure out how to make it not hella racist. Hercules, Tarzan, and Hunchback are also possibilities but I don't think those films are as iconic as Lion King or Aladdin so I doubt they would perform as well. Live-action Pinocchio seems pointless and creepy but then again so did live-action Dumbo. Not sure what else is left?
I can't wait for live-action Toy Story.
Live action Robin Hood. Scene by scene. With everyone in nfursuits
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"Be Prepared" is the best song in that movie by a mile, booooooo for cutting anything from it.
As far as Pocahontas, the historical rewriting in that movie is problematic as fuck, and I can see Disney being smart enough to not get within 100 yards of a remake in the current environment.
That actually makes it a better candidate for a remake imo. That's a movie where there's actually stuff to fix!
To fix Pocahontas, you need to have her captured as a hostage and child bride.
What's next for Disney live-action remakes? They've done Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast, Jungle Book, Dumbo, Aladdin, Lion King, and Mulan. I assume Pocahontas is on deck if they can figure out how to make it not hella racist. Hercules, Tarzan, and Hunchback are also possibilities but I don't think those films are as iconic as Lion King or Aladdin so I doubt they would perform as well. Live-action Pinocchio seems pointless and creepy but then again so did live-action Dumbo. Not sure what else is left?
I can't wait for live-action Toy Story.
Live action Robin Hood. Scene by scene. With everyone in nfursuits
This movie would have mad residuals from being a cult/fetish classic.
"Be Prepared" is the best song in that movie by a mile, booooooo for cutting anything from it.
As far as Pocahontas, the historical rewriting in that movie is problematic as fuck, and I can see Disney being smart enough to not get within 100 yards of a remake in the current environment.
Pocahontas was getting shit when it dropped in the 90s. There's no way it's gonna fly today.
Also Circle of Life > Be Prepared. Fact.
Can You Feel the Love Tonight is foreplay in audible form.
What's next for Disney live-action remakes? They've done Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast, Jungle Book, Dumbo, Aladdin, Lion King, and Mulan. I assume Pocahontas is on deck if they can figure out how to make it not hella racist. Hercules, Tarzan, and Hunchback are also possibilities but I don't think those films are as iconic as Lion King or Aladdin so I doubt they would perform as well. Live-action Pinocchio seems pointless and creepy but then again so did live-action Dumbo. Not sure what else is left?
I can't wait for live-action Toy Story.
Live action Robin Hood. Scene by scene. With everyone in nfursuits
Please no. They'll update it by using Hamster Dance for the intro.
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Live action Bambi, using the Lion King as a template. When Bambi's mom gets shot, the camera will linger over her dying corpse as she slowly bleeds out. The NRA will protest that Disney is trying to demonize deer hunting. In the ensuring controversy, the film will make two billion dollars.
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The Disney monoculture is one of the most disheartening movements in cinema in my lifetime
Excited speculation about which classic they’ll ruin next is like pontificating on the bowel movements of the whale that is digesting you
Reach beyond your spoonfed pablum, people
(It doesn’t have to be Midsommar but it is right there)
What's next for Disney live-action remakes? They've done Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast, Jungle Book, Dumbo, Aladdin, Lion King, and Mulan. I assume Pocahontas is on deck if they can figure out how to make it not hella racist. Hercules, Tarzan, and Hunchback are also possibilities but I don't think those films are as iconic as Lion King or Aladdin so I doubt they would perform as well. Live-action Pinocchio seems pointless and creepy but then again so did live-action Dumbo. Not sure what else is left?
I can't wait for live-action Toy Story.
Live action Robin Hood. Scene by scene. With everyone in nfursuits
This movie would have mad residuals from being a cult/fetish classic.
Between foxy Maid Marian and Cheetara my parents were a bit perplexed during the early part of my adolescence.
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I'll watch a live-action little mermaid when Disney sticks to the accurate "disobey your parents and you will suffer and die horribly" story and not the "do whatever you want, some magic fish or some shit will save you in the end, even though you don't deserve it" one they came up with. Seriously what are they teaching kids these days...
I'll watch a live-action little mermaid when Disney sticks to the accurate "disobey your parents and you will suffer and die horribly" story and not the "do whatever you want, some magic fish or some shit will save you in the end, even though you don't deserve it" one they came up with. Seriously what are they teaching kids these days...
Doesn't Disney usually teach that animals are your friends, except for disfigured ones, who are always evil?
I'll watch a live-action little mermaid when Disney sticks to the accurate "disobey your parents and you will suffer and die horribly" story and not the "do whatever you want, some magic fish or some shit will save you in the end, even though you don't deserve it" one they came up with. Seriously what are they teaching kids these days...
Disney didn't do it, but the Czechs did in the 70's with some very loud wigs.
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I'll watch a live-action little mermaid when Disney sticks to the accurate "disobey your parents and you will suffer and die horribly" story and not the "do whatever you want, some magic fish or some shit will save you in the end, even though you don't deserve it" one they came up with. Seriously what are they teaching kids these days...
The Little Mermaid remake has been all over the news lately because racist scumbags are loud and painfully dumb.
It seems 100% inevitable that in six months we’ll learn the whole thing was actually started by Russian operatives trying to shitstir.
One of the people who kicked off the Twitter storm had a stock photo as "her" avatar so I'm gonna say that false flag racism to get your movie trending on Twitter is now marketing strategy
I'll watch a live-action little mermaid when Disney sticks to the accurate "disobey your parents and you will suffer and die horribly" story and not the "do whatever you want, some magic fish or some shit will save you in the end, even though you don't deserve it" one they came up with. Seriously what are they teaching kids these days...
I'll watch a live-action little mermaid when Disney sticks to the accurate "disobey your parents and you will suffer and die horribly" story and not the "do whatever you want, some magic fish or some shit will save you in the end, even though you don't deserve it" one they came up with. Seriously what are they teaching kids these days...
The four-panel manga begins with Tatsumi, a high-school boy who lives by himself. Then, a devastatingly handsome merman named Wakasa moves into the bathtub in Tatsumi's home. Wakasa is a bit self-centered but cute, while Tatsumi is cool but a busybody. The manga offers a peek into their lives together.
Hold up how does a merman just "move into the bathtub", there aren't any merman-sized routes from the ocean.
Also they've completely avoided mentioning tentacle guy.
They assume everyone is just gonna know a manga like that has tentacles in it somewhere.
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Pocahontas was getting shit when it dropped in the 90s. There's no way it's gonna fly today.
Also Circle of Life > Be Prepared. Fact.
Yeah if we were rating songs based on "Songs that are NOT Be Prepared"
If that's what they consider the film's "most purely delightful section" just imagine how bad the rest of it must be.
Live action Robin Hood. Scene by scene. With everyone in nfursuits
To fix Pocahontas, you need to have her captured as a hostage and child bride.
I don't think Disney is touching that.
This movie would have mad residuals from being a cult/fetish classic.
Can You Feel the Love Tonight is foreplay in audible form.
Savages, savages!
Please no. They'll update it by using Hamster Dance for the intro.
Excited speculation about which classic they’ll ruin next is like pontificating on the bowel movements of the whale that is digesting you
Reach beyond your spoonfed pablum, people
(It doesn’t have to be Midsommar but it is right there)
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Between foxy Maid Marian and Cheetara my parents were a bit perplexed during the early part of my adolescence.
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If you're upset about Disney monoculture people mocking them should be fine with you.
I have some news for you
It seems 100% inevitable that in six months we’ll learn the whole thing was actually started by Russian operatives trying to shitstir.
Doesn't Disney usually teach that animals are your friends, except for disfigured ones, who are always evil?
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Disney didn't do it, but the Czechs did in the 70's with some very loud wigs.
There's an anime version somewhere
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Also they've completely avoided mentioning tentacle guy.
They assume everyone is just gonna know a manga like that has tentacles in it somewhere.
Hurricane.
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