Sadly 40 large pizza's in 30 days would be nothing for me. I'm trying to eat less now but during my truck driving days I'd grab a large pie and an 8 piece of fried chicken for dinner a couple times a week. And that's after a big breakfast and a big lunch.
I think 40 pizzas in 30 days is not too difficult of a challenge, but the papa john lie is notable because he would have done it entirely voluntarily, just because he wanted to, in private.
Are bagel bite pizzas eligible for this challenge?
I think you'd have to have some kind of conversion rate between large pizzas and bagel bites. Maybe like 1 box of bites = 1 pizza? I dunno, I'm not a scientist
What is the smallest unit of time a human could reasonably eat 40 pizzas? For the sake of the thought experiment, assume medium pizzas with no more than one topping.
What is the smallest unit of time a human could reasonably eat 40 pizzas? For the sake of the thought experiment, assume medium pizzas with no more than one topping.
am I allowed to shit myself or throw up during this
What is the smallest unit of time a human could reasonably eat 40 pizzas? For the sake of the thought experiment, assume medium pizzas with no more than one topping.
am I allowed to shit myself or throw up during this
I'm pretty sure the second one doesn't count as "eating" and the first one is kind of a personal preference?
What is the smallest unit of time a human could reasonably eat 40 pizzas? For the sake of the thought experiment, assume medium pizzas with no more than one topping.
I think at my best (worst?) and with enough weed to keep my appetite strong I could manage 40 medium 1 toppings over a 3 day weekend.
What shape I'm in at the end of said weekend is up in the air.
What is the smallest unit of time a human could reasonably eat 40 pizzas? For the sake of the thought experiment, assume medium pizzas with no more than one topping.
I think at my best (worst?) and with enough weed to keep my appetite strong I could manage 40 medium 1 toppings over a 3 day weekend.
What shape I'm in at the end of said weekend is up in the air.
That's 13 pizzas a day.
I'm not sure you could do that without your stomach bursting.
Quite possibly. And maybe I'm being way optimistic. But there have been times in the past when I've been sitting around getting high with the family and I'd finish my large Dominos pie and then an order of wings and then the half a pie my brother didn't want and then a bag of Doritos and then I'd hit the fridge for the leftover fried chicken and then...
What I'm saying is I'm not good at much, but I can eat a lot.
Let's assume that you're getting 8 hours of sleep (probably more because mondo carbs + weed) and doing Friday, saturday and sunday, 8am to 12 midnight, giving you 16 hours a day or 48 hours total.
If the pizzas are cut into 8 slices then there'd be 320 slices of pizza total. You would need to consume pizza slices at a rate of 1 slice every 9 minutes for 16 hours a day, three days in a row.
Other than the usual suspects (EA, Activision-Blizzard) Sony seems like the only major deviation here. Though I'm assuming publishers like Devolver and Anna Purna don't count as "major"
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That extremely kicks ass
Weird how I gained 90lbs while driving.
More likely just eating one and a half pizzas a bunch of days, but still
I think you'd have to have some kind of conversion rate between large pizzas and bagel bites. Maybe like 1 box of bites = 1 pizza? I dunno, I'm not a scientist
I feel like if it's a 2000 calorie or so pizza it's challenging but doable
am I allowed to shit myself or throw up during this
I'm pretty sure the second one doesn't count as "eating" and the first one is kind of a personal preference?
Put that pizza on a bagel, and I could eat it any time.
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Oh shit if we're talking good pizza
I can do that in under a week
40 'zas in 30 days is the kind of march to the grave I can get behind.
I think at my best (worst?) and with enough weed to keep my appetite strong I could manage 40 medium 1 toppings over a 3 day weekend.
What shape I'm in at the end of said weekend is up in the air.
That's 13 pizzas a day.
I'm not sure you could do that without your stomach bursting.
Quite possibly. And maybe I'm being way optimistic. But there have been times in the past when I've been sitting around getting high with the family and I'd finish my large Dominos pie and then an order of wings and then the half a pie my brother didn't want and then a bag of Doritos and then I'd hit the fridge for the leftover fried chicken and then...
What I'm saying is I'm not good at much, but I can eat a lot.
If the pizzas are cut into 8 slices then there'd be 320 slices of pizza total. You would need to consume pizza slices at a rate of 1 slice every 9 minutes for 16 hours a day, three days in a row.
I mean Papa John clearly was and he didn’t even eat the damn things
Other than the usual suspects (EA, Activision-Blizzard) Sony seems like the only major deviation here. Though I'm assuming publishers like Devolver and Anna Purna don't count as "major"
Between this and a new character named Chadley I'm beginning to wonder if this game is a shitpost
That carbuncle looks like a nightmare
This gave me terrible flashbacks to the FF9 Strategy Guide.