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Derek [Chat]er Sucks

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    iPhone why did you autocorrect a proper noun

    Bless your heart.
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    woooof

    steroid shot this morning for bad bad eczema

    hadn't kicked in yet by the time I got home

    took 2 benadryl and a zyrtec

    time to set a forwarding address

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    To honor Podly's memory let's all post our favorite Caravan Palace song.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Some say late at night when the Keto bots are awake and the SSL errors roam free you can still hear Podly on the wind, the sound of a fiddle fed through a synth echoing across the desert.

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    To honor Podly's memory let's all post our favorite Caravan Palace song.

    https://youtu.be/A7lxd7RL1To

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Leftover shakshuka is delicious

    Only potential downside is I’m gonna be sweating out garlic and paprika for the next 3 days

    How are you making shakshuka and not posing about it in the SE++ cooking club?!

    Because I’m a week late and now they’re on to dumplings

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I don’t like losing forumers

    I miss most of those people

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I don’t like losing forumers

    I miss most of those people

    Did we lose someone?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i miss nexus most of all

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Anyone miss 21st century? That sure was a loveable scamp.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Anyone miss 21st century? That sure was a loveable scamp.

    They were history’s greatest monster

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Don't worry I'll never escape this fucking place

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    we don't deserve scotland

    @japan

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Anyone miss 21st century? That sure was a loveable scamp.

    They were history’s greatest monster

    Every time I try to remember what 21st looks like I just see a pixelated blur like a hyper compressed JPEG that failed to load
    Who was 21st
    Why can none of us remember them

    Bless your heart.
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I don’t like losing forumers

    I miss most of those people

    Did we lose someone?

    Neco
    Podly
    SiG
    Ludious
    BeNarwal

    Some others too

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Anyone miss 21st century? That sure was a loveable scamp.

    They were history’s greatest monster

    Yes. They certainly were history’s greatest.





    Monster.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Don't worry I'll never escape this fucking place

    God bless

    Bless your heart.
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    I miss Narwhal. I don’t know how I feel about SKFM.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I don’t like losing forumers

    I miss most of those people

    Did we lose someone?

    Neco
    Podly
    SiG
    Ludious
    BeNarwal

    Some others too

    this makes it sound like they're dead

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I don’t like losing forumers

    I miss most of those people

    Did we lose someone?

    Neco
    Podly
    SiG
    Ludious
    BeNarwal

    Some others too

    this makes it sound like they're dead

    I don’t really go other places online, so

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    giggling like a moron at Gritter Thunberg

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I don’t like losing forumers

    I miss most of those people

    Did we lose someone?

    Neco
    Podly
    SiG
    Ludious
    BeNarwal

    Some others too

    this makes it sound like they're dead
    They aren't dead. But they aren't... alive. They are...

    UNALIVE.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    My favorite Vampire Weekend song is I Think Ur A Contra!!!

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    @Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud have you tried petroleum jelly on your sebdem (on top of whatever dermo cream du jour)

    I've been doing it for a week and I'm not sure if it's improving or if I just feel like it's improving

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I'ma play Long War 2! And hopefully it'll work better this time! It's an X-COM mod and we're gonna see just how hard it really is. Commander/Ironman

    twitch.tv/sniperguygaming
    beacons:

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I don’t like losing forumers

    I miss most of those people

    Did we lose someone?

    Neco
    Podly
    SiG
    Ludious
    BeNarwal

    Some others too

    She...just posted o.o

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    It seems like Neco pops up a lot

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I don’t like losing forumers

    I miss most of those people

    Did we lose someone?

    Neco
    Podly
    SiG
    Ludious
    BeNarwal

    Some others too

    She...just posted o.o

    Sometimes it’s like I can even hear her name . . .

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular


    I can’t believe they did the impossible and made Star Wars good

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    It seems like Neco pops up a lot
    I believe Neco is actually, genuinely gone forever. She said she scrambled her password ( :cry: )

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    It seems like Neco pops up a lot
    I believe Neco is actually, genuinely gone forever. She said she scrambled her password ( :cry: )

    so you're saying we need a NECOmancer?

    ...I'll see myself out.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »


    I can’t believe they did the impossible and made Star Wars good

    this is great but also fuck you

    Bless your heart.
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    I feel I need more acknowledgement for my great pun.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I feel I need more acknowledgement for my great pun.

    No, we can't encourage this kind of rogue behavior

    Bless your heart.
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I feel I need more acknowledgement for my great pun.

    No, we can't encourage this kind of rogue behavior

    you just did 8-)

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Ill say the visual design of Runeterra is really something else

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Everyone please make sure to give your cat a regular supply of new textured rectangles

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    OK, so,

    Yesterday i saw a classic absurdist play from 80s Quebec: Les Voisins.

    It's.... well, i'll start off by translating the play's most iconic line: "Mayonnaise tastes so good. I can't tell what it tastes of. But it's good with anything."

    That's the intensity it reaches.

    It's basically a play about how devoid of meaning suburban life is. The main characters pretty much don't have character traits. Sure, they have likes and dislikes but calling them one-dimensional would be exaggerating their depth. One character can be described as "happy" and can basically speak only in meaningless pleasantries. It's like "what if King of the Hill, except literally nothing happens". Straight up half the script is awkward silences. It's somehow still very funny. I found it to be pretty genius how it worked out.

    Like, 50% of the play is awkward silences and 40% is just lines completely devoid of meaning. stuff like the mayonnaise thing or exchanges like "I thought i looked bad in this dress" "Oh, it doesn't look it." OR "Well, been a while, eh" "Yeah, what have you been up to?" "Been to Canadian Tire" "You serious?" "I'm telling you"

    There's two characters with any depth and they barely appear in the play. One's the daughter of one of the main characters and the other's a used car salesman who's womanizing and has a heart attack. The heart attack is pretty much glossed over entirely despite being one of the major events in the play.

    The actors we pretty damn good, too. They were extremely stiff and looks uncomfortable as hell which worked marvelously.

    I give it a 10/10.

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