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Help Tef unpack all his stuff

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Can I help wash your selling machine

    Blake doesn't have a selling machine.

    that has literally been the entire problem

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I actually did.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I sold it.

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    god damnit Blake

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Don’t know why everyone is yelling at me, selling stuff is the point of this thread.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Don’t know why everyone is yelling at me, selling stuff is the point of this thread.

    Well I sure feel like you've been selling us a line about selling your washing machine!

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I'm glad we were such a big help! I'll be expecting my 7% in the mail soon.

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    edited July 2021
    Hey real quick Blake, how good would you say your washing machine is for getting blood out of clothes?

    Like, a lot of blood?

    Actually, don't worry about it, I'm in a hurry so I'm already headed to you. Also I can't buy the washing machine right now, but I'll let you keep this big knife I found as a down payment. Just make sure you're not wearing any gloves when I hand it to you

    Chall on
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    I refuse to believe the washing machine ever existed.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Ah yes, "washing machine." We have dismissed that claim.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Should've split it up and given each part to a forumer for safekeeping

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited August 2021
    I think making the washing machine a phylactery would have been too obvious.

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    I think making the washing machine a phylactery would have been too obvious.

    What about a suppository

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I refuse to believe the washing machine ever existed.

    there's a picture right there! I mean sure it's hard to tell exactly what it is, maybe if it was rotated 90 degrees..

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I propose that the washing machine be named Washio

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    So what we're saying (entirely predictably) is that the forum needs to see the receipts?

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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    If this washing machine still hasn't been sold by the time I next move and need a washing machine I am just going to go over there and take it and leave an appropriate amount of money in its place

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Anzekay wrote: »
    If this washing machine still hasn't been sold by the time I next move and need a washing machine I am just going to go over there and take it and leave an appropriate amount of money in its place

    You can just pay Blake in exposure

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I refuse to believe the washing machine ever existed.

    there's a picture right there! I mean sure it's hard to tell exactly what it is, maybe if it was rotated 90 degrees..

    Sure, but what if it was then rotated another 90 degrees. What then?

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    I propose that the washing machine be named Washio

    It can use an app, Wash.io

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    Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I sold it.

    My thoughts and prayers go out to your family in this trying time

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Anzekay wrote: »
    If this washing machine still hasn't been sold by the time I next move and need a washing machine I am just going to go over there and take it and leave an appropriate amount of money in its place

    You can just pay Blake in exposure

    I have heaps of exposure in this thread, I don’t need that, who doesn’t know what I’m trying to do at this stage.

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Anzekay wrote: »
    If this washing machine still hasn't been sold by the time I next move and need a washing machine I am just going to go over there and take it and leave an appropriate amount of money in its place

    You can just pay Blake in exposure

    I have heaps of exposure in this thread, I don’t need that, who doesn’t know what I’m trying to do at this stage.

    I was thinking of the indecent kind!

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Anzekay wrote: »
    If this washing machine still hasn't been sold by the time I next move and need a washing machine I am just going to go over there and take it and leave an appropriate amount of money in its place

    You can just pay Blake in exposure

    I have heaps of exposure in this thread, I don’t need that, who doesn’t know what I’m trying to do at this stage.

    I was thinking of the indecent kind!

    Please don't pay anyone in exposure. It just reduces the value of art washing machines in the minds of the buying public.

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    edited August 2021
    Butler wrote: »
    Ah yes, "washing machine." We have dismissed that claim.

    I spent a while looking for a gif of Kasumi doing airquotes on "reapers" and couldn't find one. I blame pip.

    Pinfeldorf on
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    expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    Ah yes, "washing machine." We have dismissed that claim.

    I spent a while looking for a gif of Kasumi doing airquotes on "reapers" and couldn't find one. I blame pip.

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    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Not pictured: Sparatus' corpse floating away from a Citadel airlock as an offering to the Reapers.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    This showed up on my memories today.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    13 years already, my goodness.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Covid time loss is a real thing.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    November what 2008? Did Obama win?!

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Wow, back from the era when Facebook statuses started with everybody's name in the same line rather than looking like a tweet

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    November what 2008? Did Obama win?!

    sort of, yes

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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
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    The text reads "WORKING - Just needs new drum bearings"

    Also I guess some reassembly. Still, it must have enticed someone, cos it's not there anymore.

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    McFodderMcFodder Registered User regular
    Free?

    So now you can never actually sell the machine. It will always be unsold.

    and we will know!

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    pimento wrote: »
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    The text reads "WORKING - Just needs new drum bearings"

    Also I guess some reassembly. Still, it must have enticed someone, cos it's not there anymore.

    Maybe it was @Tef?!!!!

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Why the heck are those trees purple blue?

    You live in a topsy-turvy demon world or something??

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Why the heck are those trees purple blue?

    You live in a topsy-turvy demon world or something??

    That looks like it could be Southern California

    so yes

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