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Help Tef unpack all his stuff

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Hoisted! Hoisted by my own petard!

    Petard hoisting should be a sporting event

    I think the main hurdle is that everyone has to supply their own petard, so there's a lack of uniformity in the petards.

    The second hurdle is, of course, the hurdles

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    I am not large and not super strong, but I can move medium weight things all day long

    It's true, I done seen him do this.

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I think I have a box you can borrow if you need it Tef.

    Put your hand in the box Tef

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    New Zealand is one of a handful of countries that use nurse anesthetists and nurse practitioners and is basically my family's refuge if the Republican party continues to win elections

    Two our besties down here are Filipino Texans who have a son the same age as our daughter. He’s a dr and she’s a nurse anaesthetist who were flown out here by the hospital. They say the work-life balance and quality of life is superb, and they don’t ever want to go back

    If the political trajectory in the states continues I'll be sending you a PM with my contact info for them so I can get the paperwork in order.

    Though, we live in Minnesota which is currently speed running itself into a progressive bastion.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    I think I have a box you can borrow if you need it Tef.

    Put your hand in the box Tef

    The water tastes really bad like ass and dirt

    I don't suggest anyone drink the water from their washing machine

    It tastes really bad

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    I think I have a box you can borrow if you need it Tef.

    Put your hand in the box Tef

    The water tastes really bad like ass and dirt

    I don't suggest anyone drink the water from their washing machine

    It tastes really bad

    Some people pay good money for gamer bath water

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Have ya moved yet @tef ?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Because I’m helpful, I’ll give you a tip.

    Don’t fill a box just with books. It will get too heavy.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Last time I moved, I got a washing machine down a flight of 14 steps by myself using a sled made of cardboard and masking tape.

    What I'm saying is I certainly can help you move, but whether I should is something of a moral grey area.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Because I’m helpful, I’ll give you a tip.

    Don’t fill a box just with books. It will get too heavy.

    also make sure you don't forget your washiing machine

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    My father is a gentle and a stoic and a quietly humorous man who does not, in general, judge or blame easily.

    When pushed to the brink, such as when I am actively provoking him across a board game and calling his paternal affection into question, the only thing he ever yells at me about is that time when I was an undergrad and I packed three big plastic totes full of books and made him drag them down the stairs of my old apartment and up the stairs to my new apartment in an Abilene, Texas July because I was on crutches with a sprained ankle.

    It's always as a joke, and it's a very funny joke because it's so out of character, but we can all feel the underlying sincerity.

    Happy Father's Day, Dad. I'm sorry I packed books like such an asshole that it made you permanently mad. I totally get it and you're right.

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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    You'd think a Librarian would know better =p

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I didn't know I was a librarian yet! Like many librarians, my true destiny did not reveal itself until I was about to graduate with an English degree and an ethereal voice whispered "You got to get a marketable skill or you're going to starve to death in a ditch next year."

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Plans are afoot! My employer has expressed interest in retaining me across the ditch, so they are sending me a formal job offer about it.

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Doesn’t count until you’re across the ditch.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    You mentioned you wanted to help, would you mind chasing up two shipping/moving companies? I will need a 40ft sea container

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Did I miss the move? I was trapped in a closet

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    So what I'm hearing is that Raijin has finally come out of the closet.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    You mentioned you wanted to help, would you mind chasing up two shipping/moving companies? I will need a 40ft sea container

    Hey I know a cargo captain who's available and pretty cheap, but there is a little bit of a risk that he'll get your cargo stuck in the Suez Canal

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    You mentioned you wanted to help, would you mind chasing up two shipping/moving companies? I will need a 40ft sea container

    Odd request but ok I will look into it on the weekend.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    So what I'm hearing is that Raijin has finally come out of the closet.

    No I’m still inside. I managed to get a whisper of a Wi-Fi signal so I could send that one message instead of asking someone for help getting out of the closet…

    …shit I did it again.

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    I chase moving companies all the time, but I’m going to level with you here: I have no idea what I would do if I actually caught one

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    I chase moving companies all the time, but I’m going to level with you here: I have no idea what I would do if I actually caught one

    Sex?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2023
    Next time I manage to find some wifi signal remind me not to post here and instead contact someone to assist getting me out of this closet…

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Next time I manage to find some wifi signal remind me not to post here and instead contact someone to assist getting me out of this closet…

    How will we do that if you're in a closet?

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    Next time I manage to find some wifi signal remind me not to post here and instead contact someone to assist getting me out of this closet…

    I'm knocking on a closet door, can you hear it? I'm trying to locate you but I'm probably not very close. I'll keep trying different closet doors

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    MugsleyMugsley DelawareRegistered User regular
    So Tef plans to fashion a sail to the top of a shipping container? I don't think that's how it's supposed to work.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    No, the sail goes on top of the washing machine. He's gonna tow the shipping container.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2023
    Blake T wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    You mentioned you wanted to help, would you mind chasing up two shipping/moving companies? I will need a 40ft sea container

    Odd request but ok I will look into it on the weekend.

    I don’t know hope this helps but here you go. Pick them up whenever.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    son of a

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I can't believe you'd be playing footsie like this

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    i get even more excited seeing a new post appear in this thread than i do the big stuck boat thread

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    We’ll have ya moved yet @tef ?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I’ll have you also know I helped Tef’s girlfriend (and then eventually wife and mother to his cold) move and she promised to buy us beers and she never did.

    Well, maybe she bought Tef beers.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Look who knows where he got that cold, we don't need to go pointing plague fingers

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    where'd you get that plague finger anyway

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Don't lay a finger on my plague finger.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    where'd you get that plague finger anyway

    you a cop?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    where'd you get that plague finger anyway

    you a cop?

    of course not, I'm a business man

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I’ll have you also know I helped Tef’s girlfriend (and then eventually wife and mother to his cold) move and she promised to buy us beers and she never did.

    Well, maybe she bought Tef beers.

    We did! You came to our house! We made a sumptuous meal! You made fun of my oven!
    Blake T wrote: »
    We’ll have ya moved yet @tef ?

    Current phase is receiving a contract from my company! Your 40ft sea containers were very helpful, thank you

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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