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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    It's the protagonist and villain confronting each other with their powers, clashing directly, and the protagonist winning because he has the more powerful powers / the "stronger will" / true love / etc

    This reads exactly the same to me as the end of Rise of Skywalker or the climax in Captain Marvel or whenever Ryu hadokens someone else's hadoken

    This isn't like the end of Rise of Skywalker because it didn't give me the confusion of one lone guy yelling "WHOO!!!" and applauding after the credits while everyone else was like "what the fuck is going on in that poor man's head?"

    "Mommy Two Sabers" was the only part of that movie that had any kind of lasting impact in my social circles

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
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    I didn't enjoy how much the big climactic battle in Endgame was 100% an arbitrary plot contrivance

    Everything in entertainment is an arbitrary plot contrivance.

    Yeah but this was more arbitrary than most

    It was a big punchup at the end of a comic book movie.

    Arbitrary is directly the opposite of what it was.

    It was total happenstance that Thanos would end up showing up at the end, he was mostly there because of bad luck, and what he wanted to do and why didn't really make any sense he was just angry that guys from a different timeline did time travel about the plan he otherwise had? And his new plan makes how dumb his original plan is even way more obvious!

    It wasn't really happenstance, the why of it happening made sense.

    And they were the proof his plan was a failure and that people would not, in fact, hail him as a savior like he thought they would. So yes, his plan was bad, but most mass murder plans are bad.

    It's thin, but there's enough connective tissue that it makes sense and wasn't just random.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    What’s the general chat opinion on how unsexy Marvel films and are, and if they need to more erotic(italicized)?

    And queered. A lot sexier and a lot queerer.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Zavian wrote: »
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    Thikk starfish there

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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    spool

    shut up

    See? VH agrees with me.

    You all know I'm in like 12 different tabletop RPGs with one of the mods right?

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    What’s the general chat opinion on how unsexy Marvel films and are, and if they need to more erotic(italicized)?

    They’re astonishingly chaste, I think. You can probably count the number of passionate kisses on one hand.

    There's a pretty banal joke about a blacklight in Starlord's ship and as boring as it is it stands out shockingly from the movies as a whole.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Superhero sex is never good though

    Someone always gets pregnant and has a weird psychic death baby or something

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    It's the protagonist and villain confronting each other with their powers, clashing directly, and the protagonist winning because he has the more powerful powers / the "stronger will" / true love / etc

    This reads exactly the same to me as the end of Rise of Skywalker or the climax in Captain Marvel or whenever Ryu hadokens someone else's hadoken

    This isn't like the end of Rise of Skywalker because it didn't give me the confusion of one lone guy yelling "WHOO!!!" and applauding after the credits while everyone else was like "what the fuck is going on in that poor man's head?"
    Oh man. That plants quite an image in my head.

    It petered out in an extremely uncomfortable way as it became clear to him that everyone else didn't just watch the best movie of their lives, and it became clear to everyone else that it was obvious to him that we'd all love it and be clapping with him.

    It was like the Office humor social cringe happening, but I couldn't turn off the TV.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    That said, there’s something to be said for how often the MCU movies take a long slow shot of a ripped dude and make half the audience bite their lip.

    There was that one account of something biting down and through her braces when Michael B Jordan took his shirt off.

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Armour should be in any new XMen films for rad-looking power set reasons

    that's more or less my xmans opinions

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    That said, there’s something to be said for how often the MCU movies take a long slow shot of a ripped dude and make half the audience bite their lip.

    There was that one account of something biting down and through her braces when Michael B Jordan took his shirt off.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ccey7IJLCM

    chaste my ass

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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    LEAKED CONCEPT ART OF NEW MCU PUNISHER MOVIE
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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    you know what's actually really pretty good despite being trashy?

    instant mashed potatoes

    I mean I guess if you like lumpy mashed potatoes then it's not gonna do it for ya, but for smooth?

    the work/reward ratio on this potato powder is off the charts

    Oh no. Vowels is becoming "Dad".

    can't wait until the baby is old enough for blankets then I can turn down the thermostat at night

    Not doing sleep sacks?

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    Come Overwatch with meeeee
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Ant-Man and the Wasp has that awesome car chase fight with stuff shrinking and enlarging

    Dude I never saw that one

    I gotta watch it sooner or later

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Kana wrote: »
    The actual nitty gritty details of the accords don't matter, which is why the movie mostly just blows right past providing any details. it's about these two characters and their internal motivations colliding with each other. Each feels the need to atone for their previous errors by reversing how they've acted in the past. That brings them into conflict with each other. The story doesn't care about "who's right," the story doesn't care about the merits of the accords overall, it's about the characters emotions and attempts to fix what they see as previous mistakes.

    Debating over "who's right" kinda just seems like missing the forest for the trees.

    but that's just it - they set up an interesting philosophical & personal conflict, and then waved it away when they were able to prove that bucky was framed all along, and then created a second, stupider personal conflict so they could still do the Big Fight At The End.

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    What’s the general chat opinion on how unsexy Marvel films and are, and if they need to more erotic(italicized)?

    And queered. A lot sexier and a lot queerer.

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    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sony had the XMen license for a long time and did not have nearly the sort of discipline that marvel studios had.

    the first xmen movie was groundbreaking and the second one i remember as also being pretty good. of course they also put out some really bad movies.

    but Logan is among the best the genre has to offer, and I liked a whole lot about XMen First Class

    some of the failures - like the unfortunate New Mutants - were at least kind of interesting in what they seemed like they were trying to do

    some of the failures - like xmen 3 - were just regular failures.

    i guess what i'm saying is that i'd rather have ambitious failures and occasional interesting successes than reliably pretty-good-but-samey genre staples

    of course the people spending and collecting the money want exactly the opposite thing!

    (Psst. Fox, not Sony.)

    Yeah, I agree. Fox's willingness to experiment (no pun intended) with the X-Men franchise worked well in their favor. They weren't bothering to establish much continuity outside of the two theatrical trilogies. They treated the source material as a general mythos rather than a canonical history.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Ant-Man and the Wasp has that awesome car chase fight with stuff shrinking and enlarging

    Dude I never saw that one

    I gotta watch it sooner or later

    I watched it again a few weeks ago and it is very fun!

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i have never seen a marvel movie or show

    praise me if you must but please, one at a time and form an orderly line

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    What’s the general chat opinion on how unsexy Marvel films and are, and if they need to more erotic(italicized)?

    I mean avengers are a fairly unsexy property

    X-men should be indefensible telenovella sexy trash though for sure

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    That said, there’s something to be said for how often the MCU movies take a long slow shot of a ripped dude and make half the audience bite their lip.

    There was that one account of something biting down and through her braces when Michael B Jordan took his shirt off.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    They should license whoever it is that makes all those super hero porno parodies and make them canon

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i have never seen a marvel movie or show

    praise me if you must but please, one at a time and form an orderly line

    hold him down it's time to inject Winter Soldier

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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i have never seen a marvel movie or show

    praise me if you must but please, one at a time and form an orderly line

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I don't remember anyone having a beam fight at all in Legion

    At the end of s1 they kind run at each other and explode at the end of a big climactic fight that the protagonist wins because he believes in himself or something? It's basically a beam fight

    Uh

    Doesn't
    Sid kiss David to do a body swap and get Farouk to transfer and then Farouk basically body hops around between each person until ending up in the flight of the concords guy?

    I don't remember what you're describing at all but maybe all of these things happen

    It’s this (Spoilers legion season 1 obv)

    https://youtu.be/8Zqsw3TUqyM

    It’s uh, not a beam fight?

    This is totally a beam fight

    They're not using projectiles, but it's exactly the same trope, and it's super goofy and jarring in a show like this

    A beam fight would be them hitting each other and then grunting and yelling for a while and then one triumphs, ie a dumb and stupid trope that is never interesting
    This is a superior force banishing a hostile intruder, he’s just immediately stronger. The end. Shadow king is a weakened parasite. He later gets his groove back and so can force a fight like that.

    The protagonist just flatly winning because he's stronger is the trope of a beam fight. It's not as drawn out, but the dramatic (and very goofy) slowmo charge as their powers build up around them serves the exact same function. That's pretty boring, and it's boring here, I think.

    He doesnt win though. He thinks he wins because he's all strength that he doesnt understand. Its a running theme for David. You're stretching beam fight past usefulness.

    It's been a couple of years, but IIRC he won that confrontation, even if he didn't destroy his opponent. If he hadn't temporarily stopped him there, things could have gone much worse. I definitely did not get the impression from the show that this was a loss for David, that David thought he had fully destroyed him, or that this was the result of a grand ruse or deception by SK. This was the SK failing and being defeated, a setback to his plans, but he is retreating to try again. I would describe that as a legitimate win in a legitimate climactic battle, and as such it was unsatisfyingly shallow.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Elki wrote: »
    What’s the general chat opinion on how unsexy Marvel films and are, and if they need to more erotic(italicized)?

    even Ant Man And The Wasp - clearly intended to paint-by-numbers on the MCU outline with a romantic comedy palette - was really emotionally blank

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    The actual nitty gritty details of the accords don't matter, which is why the movie mostly just blows right past providing any details. it's about these two characters and their internal motivations colliding with each other. Each feels the need to atone for their previous errors by reversing how they've acted in the past. That brings them into conflict with each other. The story doesn't care about "who's right," the story doesn't care about the merits of the accords overall, it's about the characters emotions and attempts to fix what they see as previous mistakes.

    Debating over "who's right" kinda just seems like missing the forest for the trees.

    but that's just it - they set up an interesting philosophical & personal conflict, and then waved it away when they were able to prove that bucky was framed all along, and then created a second, stupider personal conflict so they could still do the Big Fight At The End.

    I can see hints of Kana's reading, particularly with Tony's motivation, but I'd still argue that it was weakly-developed. They just didn't give the talky bits enough screen time to really flesh out any characterization IMO.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

    4 point motherfucking 2 sigma

    you go you spicy muons

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    I would watch a movie or show about Thanos and how he's just kind of a big crazy idiot who's really, really, really strong and confident, and how that 100% plausibly led to a position of intergalactic leadership and power even though his policies are very bad

    He looked great on the galactic debate stage, it really resonated with voters

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

    4 point motherfucking 2 sigma

    you go you spicy muons

    is this the 5th fundamental force thing?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I would watch a movie or show about Thanos and how he's just kind of a big crazy idiot who's really, really, really strong and confident, and how that 100% plausibly led to a position of intergalactic leadership and power even though his policies are very bad

    He looked great on the galactic debate stage, it really resonated with voters
    All the intergalactic news agencies were like "This was the day he finally was presidential."

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    What’s the general chat opinion on how unsexy Marvel films and are, and if they need to more erotic(italicized)?

    I mean avengers are a fairly unsexy property

    X-men should be indefensible telenovella sexy trash though for sure

    Clearly what we need is an ensemble comedy-drama with the Avengers on molly

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i also saw the EM drive has failed to produce thrust in a new test

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

    4 point motherfucking 2 sigma

    you go you spicy muons

    did we break reality yet and unleash the gates to interdimensional aliens

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    KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    spool

    shut up

    See? VH agrees with me.

    You all know I'm in like 12 different tabletop RPGs with one of the mods right?

    They can't silence all of us!

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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

    4 point motherfucking 2 sigma

    you go you spicy muons

    is this the 5th fundamental force thing?

    https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/is-the-standard-model-of-physics-now-broken/

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i also saw the EM drive has failed to produce thrust in a new test

    listen she told me it happens to every drive once in a while and it's no big deal

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    hmm

    I shaved, and I think I need to get some face gains before I do that again

    mask time

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    edited April 2021
    Bogart wrote: »
    That said, there’s something to be said for how often the MCU movies take a long slow shot of a ripped dude and make half the audience bite their lip.

    There was that one account of something biting down and through her braces when Michael B Jordan took his shirt off.

    zepherin on
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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i also saw the EM drive has failed to produce thrust in a new test

    listen she told me it happens to every drive once in a while and it's no big deal

    never gonna get to uranus with that attitude

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