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The [BAD FOOD] thread: wherein we enter cheesy chicken chachos thousand island pizza hell

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Happy Thanksgiving, fellow American kids!

    I'm smoking a turkey for the first time. Please send me your thoughts and prayers that I do not screw it up.

    Good luck! Smoking is the best way to cook a turkey, imo

    Well unlike everything else we tried those on, your prayers actually worked. I would say it was a success! Daughter actually "liked" the turkey so win for sure.
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    1 cherry wood chunk, 2 pecan. Smoked in a Weber Smoker for about 3 1/2 hrs, less than I expected.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    In case anyone is still interested, these are Fruit Sando and the white filling is whipped cream.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular

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  • GlalGlal Registered User regular
    This news is apparently 2 years old at this point, but fuck it's funny.

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    My parents inadvertently set their new LG oven to "Warm" (~150* degrees F) rather than "Proof" (~85* F) today and baked two of their three sourdough starter jars for over an hour at low temp

    It turns out the resulting jar-sized dumpling was absolutely delicious though? So now we just have to get the third jar back from my aunt who borrowed it yesterday...

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  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    My parents inadvertently set their new LG oven to "Warm" (~150* degrees F) rather than "Proof" (~85* F) today and baked two of their three sourdough starter jars for over an hour at low temp

    It turns out the resulting jar-sized dumpling was absolutely delicious though? So now we just have to get the third jar back from my aunt who borrowed it yesterday...

    :(

    At least they had the extra jar to grow it back from.

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  • GlalGlal Registered User regular
    You mean rescued it.

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    She's coming over again Wednesday so, not a huge deal, just means no sourdough pancakes tomorrow morning

  • [Expletive deleted][Expletive deleted] The mediocre doctor NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited November 26
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    She's coming over again Wednesday so, not a huge deal, just means no sourdough pancakes tomorrow morning

    So what you're saying is it's a disaster.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I guess you could use it to thicken up a soup.

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  • E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    You could put it in a plastic jar and shake it over pasta dishes?

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    How many hours did they cook that Turkey for? A hundred? A thousand?

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Theoretically. Theoretically.

    That turkis could absorb hella gravy.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Anakin Skywalker hates that turkey.

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Happy Thanksgiving you wankers.

    I'm having a white claw for the first time.

    It's not bad

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Just for context, I'm at a friend's house for Thanksgiving.

    Just me, my wife and a bunch of American people.

    I've been informed that drinking white claw is getting "white girl drunk".

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    We're watching some parade now.

    This rendition from Annie is terrifying

    MichaelLC
  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    My parents inadvertently set their new LG oven to "Warm" (~150* degrees F) rather than "Proof" (~85* F) today and baked two of their three sourdough starter jars for over an hour at low temp

    It turns out the resulting jar-sized dumpling was absolutely delicious though? So now we just have to get the third jar back from my aunt who borrowed it yesterday...

    I am interested in these, I want to call them, Jumplings

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited November 27
    Karl wrote: »
    We're watching some parade now.

    This rendition from Annie is terrifying

    It was considerate of Macy's to give their furry customers representation right off the bat with those turkey ladies.

    edit: I guess there' guys too, so even better. I just saw them talking to two ladies at the start.
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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    We're watching some parade now.

    This rendition from Annie is terrifying

    It was considerate of Macy's to give their furry customers representation right off the bat with those turkey ladies.

    Are they still called furries if it's a bird? Wouldn't they be called like... featheries? Downies?

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    We're watching some parade now.

    This rendition from Annie is terrifying

    It was considerate of Macy's to give their furry customers representation right off the bat with those turkey ladies.

    Are they still called furries if it's a bird? Wouldn't they be called like... featheries? Downies?

    I'll let your browser history take that hit...

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  • GlalGlal Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    We're watching some parade now.

    This rendition from Annie is terrifying

    It was considerate of Macy's to give their furry customers representation right off the bat with those turkey ladies.

    Are they still called furries if it's a bird? Wouldn't they be called like... featheries? Downies?
    Everything is still furry, but you can have specific names for subgroups (like scalies for lizards). Generally, if it's a joke name you would use for an animal (trash panda, birb, danger noodle) furries will also adopt it for their own category, because it's fun.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Danger noodle implies snek is inherently dangerous though

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Danger noodle implies snek is inherently dangerous though

    I'd say they're more inherently dangerous than a regular noodle

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  • JedocJedoc Justice. Mercy. Duty. That sort of thing.Registered User regular
    Danger canoodle

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  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Danger noodle caboodle
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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    snakes

    why'd it have to be snakes

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  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    edited November 27
    It doesn't have to be snakes!
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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    I posted this in the Thanksgiving thread, but I think it's sufficiently off for the bad food thread too.

    On Friday, I made Thanksgiving leftovers waffles.
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    Some bread/sausage/onion stuffing, mixed with some leftover root vegetables that cooked underneath the turkey. Mixed with a beaten egg for binder, and thrown in my waffle iron. The result was a shockingly well-formed waffle-shaped bit of leftovers. Which I topped with leftover turkey, because of course.

    Turns out you can turn a lot of things into waffles, if you know what you're doing.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Danger noodle implies snek is inherently dangerous though

    I'd say they're more inherently dangerous than a regular noodle

    Someone's never gotten spaghetti down their windpipe before

  • JedocJedoc Justice. Mercy. Duty. That sort of thing.Registered User regular
    That's why I only eat rigatoni. Or as I call it, safety noodles.

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  • E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Danger noodle implies snek is inherently dangerous though

    I'd say they're more inherently dangerous than a regular noodle

    Someone's never gotten spaghetti down their windpipe before

    We're here in remembrance of Madican, who sadly, pasta way...

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I don't like meatballs because one time I choked on a really dry meatball sandwich and almost died

  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    I don't like meatballs because one time I choked on a really dry meatball sandwich and almost died

    You can overcome a challenge or let a challenge overcome you

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  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Fancy Chrimbo cocktails! The first is a blue champagne drink with some edible glitter that didn't photograph well, the second is a little Debbie cake drank.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Is that eggnog garnished with a little debbie cake?

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    danger noodle implies existence of safe noodle

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