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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    It was pretty annoying to invest all your scarce upgrade points into a dude just to have him cut scene killed a minute later.

    I don't disagree with that

    But to me it's not so different from XCOM or similar

    Or better, honestly, I'd rather lose a character to a choice I've actually made than to an enemy getting a lucky crit

    ah see you're playing xcom the wrong way

    the way a REAL gamer plays xcom is to

    save scum constantly

    Just keep reloading until you've removed every possible negative outcome from the game. Nobody is ever injured or killed, everyone always makes every shot, and you win every mission and your good guys beat their bad guys in a morally unanmbiguous fashion and the council tells you what a good boy you are and you're the hero you did it everyone loves you commander! We've unlocked even more cosmetic items for you to play dress up with your squad, your precious precious boys and girls. They're safe forever now.

    You cheated not only the game, but yourself.

    You didn't grow.
    You didn't improve.
    You took a shortcut and gained nothing.

    You experienced a hollow victory.
    Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.

    It's sad that you don't know the difference.

    To the contrary I think you'll find I gained this sweet plasma sniper rifle.

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I really just need to crank the difficulty all the way down so I can plow through the terrible combat and enjoy me some sad cartoon giants. One of these days.

    Wait, is this about banner saga? Pistols at dawn good sir.

    (It has a unique combat system that takes getting used to but I love it.)

    I love it so much! I really appreciate a system that acknowledges that the gigantic bruiser enemy may not be very effective 10 rounds and a bunch of hits into the fight. It's neat to be able to think "I know that is a very dangerous enemy, but right now it literally can't do anything to the troops it's near, so I should focus on the much less intimidating one that can actually still hurt people".

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    the banner saga sure does feel like a game co-written by a guy who got famous on somethingawful for a grimdark animal crossing let's play

    If this was said about something I wrote, and it was true, reading it would make me explode into flaming dust like a vampire in church

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Oh dang that Let's Play was legitimately fun!

    I kind of miss the old text + screens method and the way it allowed people to write their own narratives on top of the gameplay more easily.

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    FUEL for FIENDS would be an excellent tag line for pretty much anything

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Oh dang that Let's Play was legitimately fun!

    I kind of miss the old text + screens method and the way it allowed people to write their own narratives on top of the gameplay more easily.

    Yea that LP, the San Adreas one and of course Boatmurdered are probably my favorite SSLPs ever, though there are a lot that were still really good.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    FUEL for FIENDS would be an excellent tag line for pretty much anything

    Gonna start calling my jizz that

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    FUEL for FIENDS would be an excellent tag line for pretty much anything

    it sounds like a new mountain dew flavor

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Sounds like a Five Finger Death Punch album.

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    ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    FUEL for FIENDS would be an excellent tag line for pretty much anything

    Gonna start calling my jizz that

    Oh, is that what they use in a two-stroke engine?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular

    EXCLUSIVE: Amazon Studios is nearing a deal to develop a series based on the best-selling sci-fi video game franchise #MassEffect | https://t.co/AONSMepOnL https://t.co/n6KOsxlTTA

    ehhhhhhhhh

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    all franchises will become content for the gristmill

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    In order of likelihood

    1)It's stuck in development hell forever and never comes out
    2)It eventually comes out like a decade from now in some form after getting passed between studios and showrunners
    2a) when it does come out the resulting decades between the original game coming out and the show whose plot is based on the first game just mean that show has a completely different tone, and the people who are writing the tv show feel like they have to capture jokes and moments from the games, but these don't translate to tv at all. The result is something that is both alienating to longtime fans and also not good TV.
    3) it comes out and it's actually ok

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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    I wonder what technology they'll use for me to import my Shephard into the TV Show.

    They are doing that, right? ...right?

    Lars on
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Bold to develop a series you need special eyes to look at

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Bold to develop a series you need special eyes to look at

    MY BRANDS

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    KelorKelor Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL3jhF0WKOg

    Blasphemous
    Curse of the Dead Gods
    Guacamelee
    Hollow Knight
    Hyper Light Drifter
    Skul: The Hero Slayer

    Now in Dead Cells as skins with appropriate weapons.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    XCOM has the issue that losing characters rarely generates interesting narrative or gameplan. It usually get means a failstate.

    Losing people in Banner Saga makes interesting narratives, at least.

    Reading this made me go back and look at my XCOM LP. Losing people in that was interesting, but I guess it helps when it's forumers.

    So many people who don't post any more as well. Makes me feel old.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Brb writing a creepypasta where you die in real-life when your character dies in the forum XCOM LP

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    Brb writing a creepypasta where you die in real-life when your character dies in the forum XCOM LP

    We don't need to give Fishman any more power here

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Is there like a plausible analog of your videogame death translated to reality or does your head just explode in a green plasma fireball for no apparent reason

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I assume it's a mind-over-matter thing

    you check the XCOM LP and see that you got merked by a Sectoid and you're just like "not like this" and collapse.

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    el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular

    "a console that upholds my Christian values"
    what

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    el_vicio wrote: »

    "a console that upholds my Christian values"
    what

    It’s going to get crucified.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Χριστός-Box

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Is there like a plausible analog of your videogame death translated to reality or does your head just explode in a green plasma fireball for no apparent reason

    If it's like bad teenage creepypastas you get drawn into the game world and take the place of your character

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    The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    We have trains and railway guns in hoi4 I repeat

    TRAIN GUNS

    And a polish peasents republic

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    FUEL for FIENDS would be an excellent tag line for pretty much anything

    Gonna start calling my jizz that

    Oh, is that what they use in a two-stroke engine?

    I can't believe I got owned like this in public

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    FUEL for FIENDS would be an excellent tag line for pretty much anything

    You're right we SHOULD bring back Surge

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    IblisIblis Registered User regular
    It doesn't hint at the consequences.

    I am OK with having a barrel full of bad options but sometimes it's like fuckin Adventure Game logic when determining outcome.

    "You told the girls to go find food. Now you have lost all your supplies."

    Oh god, this reminds me of one of the most frustrating parts of Mechanicus, a game I really love for the most part. During missions you will come across narrative choices you have to make, but similarly often times the choices are rather divorced from what sort of outcome you get. Like, they explain it, but there's no way to figure out reasonably what the outcome would be when you select it. The only semi-consistent thing I can say is that it usually rewards you for being a huge coward. Except when it decides to say fuck you for being a coward. Thankfully it's not like... a huge issue with the game.

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    We have trains and railway guns in hoi4 I repeat

    TRAIN GUNS

    And a polish peasents republic

    This had better be a gun that shoots trains otherwise my disappointment will be of a magnitude incomprehensible by man

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Platy wrote: »
    Brb writing a creepypasta where you die in real-life when your character dies in the forum XCOM LP

    We don't need to give Fishman any more power here

    I'm adding everyone who agreed with this post to a list.

    Fishman on
    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Fishman wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Platy wrote: »
    Brb writing a creepypasta where you die in real-life when your character dies in the forum XCOM LP

    We don't need to give Fishman any more power here

    I'm adding everyone who agreed with this post to a list.

    You're never going to put the time into another LP so it's fine.

    Baidol on
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    MvrckMvrck Dwarven MountainhomeRegistered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Platy wrote: »
    Brb writing a creepypasta where you die in real-life when your character dies in the forum XCOM LP

    We don't need to give Fishman any more power here

    I'm adding everyone who agreed with this post to a list.

    Listen, I got to the final mission in your Terror From the Deep Lets Play. Do your worst.

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy, in chapter 10
    - more Cataclysm vibes; we. will not. be bound.
    - - failed to convince the worldmind to stick around. I don't think you can, like the other 'choices', but still.
    - - they did mention Adam Warlock, but nobody's picked up on that yet
    - paid the fine
    - - didn't seem to do anything, but at least Peter is a good galactic citizen
    - creepy dream
    - - you're right, past Peter, why am I running from this thing?
    - oh, joy, Drax has been converted. I figured it was coming.
    - "hi guys!"
    - - Mantis is the best. Her unstuck-in-time vibe is perfect, and I'm annoyed that I can't place the specific reference I have in mind.

    Tamin on
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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Mvrck wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Platy wrote: »
    Brb writing a creepypasta where you die in real-life when your character dies in the forum XCOM LP

    We don't need to give Fishman any more power here

    I'm adding everyone who agreed with this post to a list.

    Listen, I got to the final mission in your Terror From the Deep Lets Play. Do your worst.

    Aquatic Branch wasn't Fishman though

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    oh, who did the terror from the deep LP? I'm embarrassed I can't remember now

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Platy wrote: »
    Brb writing a creepypasta where you die in real-life when your character dies in the forum XCOM LP

    We don't need to give Fishman any more power here

    I'm adding everyone who agreed with this post to a list.

    You're never going to put the time into another LP so it's fine.

    You're going on a special list.
    oh, who did the terror from the deep LP? I'm embarrassed I can't remember now

    chiasaur?

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy, in chapter 10
    - more Cataclysm vibes; we. will not. be bound.
    - - failed to convince the worldmind to stick around. I don't think you can, like the other 'choices', but still.
    - - they did mention Adam Warlock, but nobody's picked up on that yet
    - paid the fine
    - - didn't seem to do anything, but at least Peter is a good galactic citizen
    - creepy dream
    - - you're right, past Peter, why am I running from this thing?
    - oh, joy, Drax has been converted. I figured it was coming.
    - "hi guys!"
    - - Mantis is the best. Her unstuck-in-time vibe is perfect, and I'm annoyed that I can't place the specific reference I have in mind.

    The one that came to mind for me was the character in men in black 3, but I swear there must be another one I’m thinking of

    Also that world mind decision, did you get “you managed to get the worldmind to consider your words” or something like that? Cos that’s the best option, and no you can’t get it to stay no matter what

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