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You have a dog now

Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
edited February 2023 in Social Entropy++
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Woof!

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    That's a muppet.

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    That's a good dog.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited January 2022
    You might be wondering if I’m going to turn this into one of my occult bits, but no, I just have a dog now.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    I like dat dog

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Have you done a tarot reading for your dog yet?

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Have you done a tarot reading for your dog yet?

    He’s only just figured out his own name and a couple of other words, so I’m going to give it another week.

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Now I'm wondering what Tarot cards have wildly different meanings to dogs. Like, I know the Death card is not to be taken literally, but to a dog it's just a bunch of snacks in a robe.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I'm not exactly sure why, but before I clicked on the thread, that's the exact dog I imagined

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I'm not exactly sure why, but before I clicked on the thread, that's the exact dog I imagined

    At last, you have found your oddly narrow super power.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Your dog looks as confused as you seem to be at this new situation

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    a fine hound

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited January 2022
    Your dog looks as confused as you seem to be at this new situation

    He is incredibly confused at life. He defeated himself with a rope toy a moment ago, then sulked on his bed.

    Also: His flight or fight instinct has been replaced with sitting down. On his first walk a Scottie ran towards him wanting to play, so he sat down. Washing machine going crazy? Sit.

    I love him.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Is it a trick of perspective or is your dog 50% head?

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Have you done a tarot reading for your dog yet?

    He’s only just figured out his own name and a couple of other words, so I’m going to give it another week.

    what is it?!

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    That's a dog you gotta carry around, or at least precariously place in a pram and push around for walks

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Have you done a tarot reading for your dog yet?

    He’s only just figured out his own name and a couple of other words, so I’m going to give it another week.

    what is it?!

    Max.
    Is it a trick of perspective or is your dog 50% head?

    His ancestors were bred to hunt badgers so naw, he’s mostly jaws.

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    He’ll look kinda like this some day.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    That's a fine looking dag

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    You have a dog now.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    You're the dog man, now.

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Do you have the dog or does the dog have you?

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    what kind of dog is that? I dont know dogs.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    A good one.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Is the dog also liminal?

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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    Do you have the dog or does the dog have you?

    It's a dog, not a cat.

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Is the dog to keep the cat out?

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    RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    Dogs are terrible. This was a mistake.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    RT800 wrote: »
    Dogs are terrible. This was a mistake.

    what the fuck

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    RT800 wrote: »
    Dogs are terrible. This was a mistake.

    you fucking what

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    RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    All they do is poop on the floor and bark at you.

    At least that's what they do to me.

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    RT800 wrote: »
    Dogs are terrible. This was a mistake.

    That is what a T-800 would say!

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    RT800 wrote: »
    All they do is poop on the floor and bark at you.

    At least that's what they do to me.

    Does RT800 stand for “Really Terrible 800”, which is the number of bad opinions you must spread into the world to complete your mission?

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Sometimes my dogs poop on the floor and bark at me and they are great

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    RT800 wrote: »
    Dogs are terrible. This was a mistake.

    Well, now I know which hill I'm about to die on

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    I don't want a pet in my house, but dogs are alright

    My friends have dogs and I see them sometimes

    Your new dog seems cool

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Dogs are smart and good and brave and all have unique personalities and I fall in love every dog that comes into our training classes or at least 99 percent of them excluding the occasional murder Yorkie and I am very sad when they graduate and I don't get to see those specific dogs anymore

    It's fine if you don't love dogs but it probably means I'm not gonna marry you

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    useruser Registered User regular
    I'm strongly considering getting Gura another dog to have as a brother, but I moved here 6 months ago and I wanna see if my landlord is keen to renew my lease first.

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    The Zombie PenguinThe Zombie Penguin Eternal Hungry Corpse Registered User regular
    I really want to have my own dog, and have to settle for walking the next door neighbor's currently - which sure, earns me money instead of costing me money but it's not the same.

    Also if i hadm y own dog i could walk them AND my neighbor's dog. Maximum chaos.

    All this is to say your dog is Very Good.

    Ideas hate it when you anthropomorphize them
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    RT800 wrote: »
    Dogs are terrible. This was a mistake.

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