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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    First time posting in SE++: This is back in December of 2006 - I was just told to get that I didn't belong in AC; that I was better than that, and so I migrated over to SE++. I perused the topics for a second. I didn't have a thing to say on any of these topics! Wait -- what's a an MS Paint Grouphug thread? Ding ding. So one of my very first posts, at least, was a grouphug. It was later that I discovered that thread titles have nothing to do with the conversations within them, and became comfortable in posting.

    First time having sex in general: It was my first year anniversary with my boyfriend at the time (whom was transgendered) (whom I had really only just "met" in the past month; had known him online) and it was painful as all hell. Bless him though, he was trying to be gentle but you can only be so gentle with what I can only equate to an overly thick, under-lubricated, rigid piece of silicone. And I was still not really sure I was okay with this whole "but you're ... biologically female?" thing. So let me tell you, that made things sooo much better. Eyeroll.

    First time having sex with a biological male (Which, yes, is 10,000 times different): Hahahah PortPAX. Hahahaha. Lord. I'm so classy. I was always told by my male friends nothing could compare to a REAL penis. I laughed -- how different could it be? ...Oh god. Oh god.
    I uh, man. I'm going to start scrolling back and reading your LJ from start to finish.

    i've deleted everything that had to do with him
    i cleanse my lj every so often
    sorry :( but if you want to MSN me or whatever i'm happy to talk about it
    i know it's an interesting topic haha
    It's pretty different from the standard prom type thing or whatever plus it combined with your mom post makes me think there are interesting anecdotes back there. I probably won't go and look. Now I'm worried about looking like a stalker.

    Haha don't worry about it Dyna.
    And, if you're wondering if my Mom ever met my boyfriend -- no.
    Like I say, I haven't seen her since 2000 - I didn't meet the boyfriend 'till 2001.
    And when I spoke to her the few times during my relationship,
    I certainly never mentioned his gender status.

    Also, she used to tell me I was a lesbian in front of my friends.
    And make fun of me. Because I had posters of Jonathan Taylor Thomas (Shut up, I was like, 12)
    And she thought he looked like a chick.

    mully on
  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    First Post in SE:
    I made the first thread after the G&T Chat Thread was killed.

    Was flamed, then locked shortly after.



    First Time Having Sex:
    :x

    The first time you had sex angered you?

    A good hatefuck tends to do that to you.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    First Post in SE:
    I made the first thread after the G&T Chat Thread was killed.

    Was flamed, then locked shortly after.



    First Time Having Sex:
    :x
    Holy shit you're almost a full year younger than me

    Holy shit

    Hrm. Pictured you being older, Teefs.

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    First Post in SE:
    I made the first thread after the G&T Chat Thread was killed.

    Was flamed, then locked shortly after.



    First Time Having Sex:
    :x

    The first time you had sex angered you?

    Hulk smash!

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  • TabascoTabasco Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    so youre not becoming a girl?
    because I already am one

    I am just fixing my body because it happened to be the wrong one

    People are so weird about TG stuff.
    No, it's not "hey I think i'll be a woman" or "hey I think i'm kind of like a chick, maybe i'll get a vagina put in"
    It's like being born with a tail. It's not right. God / Nature screws up sometimes.
    So you get the tail removed. Or you live your life with people saying "Oh, you have a tail"
    "yeah but i dont feel like I should have a tail... it's not who i am. My brain is tailless."

    Look, just because I like italians, wish I was italian, and got surgery to make me look italian doesn't make me italian.

    I agree with this 110%

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    so youre not becoming a girl?
    because I already am one

    I am just fixing my body because it happened to be the wrong one

    People are so weird about TG stuff.
    No, it's not "hey I think i'll be a woman" or "hey I think i'm kind of like a chick, maybe i'll get a vagina put in"
    It's like being born with a tail. It's not right. God / Nature screws up sometimes.
    So you get the tail removed. Or you live your life with people saying "Oh, you have a tail"
    "yeah but i dont feel like I should have a tail... it's not who i am. My brain is tailless."

    Look, just because I like italians, wish I was italian, and got surgery to make me look italian doesn't make me italian.

    Would you like-a two-a spicy meatballs?

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Air wrote: »
    so youre not becoming a girl?
    because I already am one

    I am just fixing my body because it happened to be the wrong one

    i dunno dude

    sounds like some wigga justification there

    some whitekid saying he is in fact, black

    Air on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    If you were a chick and 12 during the time of home improvement

    I would be amazed if you did not have JTT poster

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    The missing sentence of the post:

    :x


    (I'm 15, so no.)

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I need this answered Fizban:

    Do gay guys care about penis size? Why?

    I'm not Fizban buuut

    Girth matters a bit more than length if you ask me

    Redeemer on
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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Guys, I just drank that new Pepsi product, "Pepsi: Summer Mix"

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    "A mix of tropical fruit flavors."

    more like a mix of complete fucking shit.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    so youre not becoming a girl?
    because I already am one

    I am just fixing my body because it happened to be the wrong one

    People are so weird about TG stuff.
    No, it's not "hey I think i'll be a woman" or "hey I think i'm kind of like a chick, maybe i'll get a vagina put in"
    It's like being born with a tail. It's not right. God / Nature screws up sometimes.
    So you get the tail removed. Or you live your life with people saying "Oh, you have a tail"
    "yeah but i dont feel like I should have a tail... it's not who i am. My brain is tailless."

    Look, just because I like italians, wish I was italian, and got surgery to make me look italian doesn't make me italian.

    There is a difference between the female brain and the male brain.
    There has been studies done on TG individuals showing that biologically male individuals have been born with female brains.
    And vice versa.
    It'd be like being born with a cat brain. You meow. You're told it isn't right to meow; you're a human. This confuses you. You go along with it. But it feels wrong.


    AWIY says (9:01 PM):
    man look what you did to this thread
    AWIY says (9:02 PM):
    why you gotta' be doin' that

    mully on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    The missing sentence of the post:

    :x


    (I'm 15, so no.)
    (The first time I had sex I was 14, Blankspace) :(

    Hey me too!






    uh, sorry blankspace

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  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I knew someone who lost thier virginity at 12.

    In an abandoned freezer of all places.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Er, I guess my count is 4 now.

    For some reason I never thought it would be that many (yes I know it's not very much) but here we are.

    Also, somehow having sex with a bunch of "sleeping" forumers surrounding our room was much less awkward than any other of my first times.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Air wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    so youre not becoming a girl?
    because I already am one

    I am just fixing my body because it happened to be the wrong one

    i dunno dude

    sounds like some wigga justification there

    some whitekid saying he is in fact, black
    that is not anywhere near the same thing, air
    You've claimed that an ex- made you gay via pegging. It sounds like you're easily swayed. Maybe if you read the right magazine you'll want to stay a guy. Something to do with fishing will do the trick I bet.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    The missing sentence of the post:

    :x


    (I'm 15, so no.)

    Pfft. It's not as if it's a bad thing.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    AWIY wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    AWIY wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    All of my professors are ugly men and fat women

    You could try asking them to be less fat

    Or less women

    Be careful not to ask for both.

    This is a crucial use of the "have your cake and eat it too" phenomenon

    "Does anybody have any questions before we go?"
    "Yes. Would you mind losing 200 pounds and having a sex change operation? I like your mouth"

    Fiz on
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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    I need this answered Fizban:

    Do gay guys care about penis size? Why?

    I'm not Fizban buuut

    Girth matters a bit more than length if you ask me

    But why does any kind of dimension matter at all? Wouldn't you actually want it smaller so that, if you're a bottom, anal goes easier?

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  • Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Hey, if TFS thinks he'll feel more right about who he is as a person if he changes his body, thats cool. But until his body is changed, he's still a he.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    Er, I guess my count is 4 now.

    For some reason I never thought it would be that many (yes I know it's not very much) but here we are.

    Also, somehow having sex with a bunch of "sleeping" forumers surrounding our room was much less awkward than any other of my first times.

    Wait - did you guys have your own room or did you do it, like, right next to Trillian

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Air wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    so youre not becoming a girl?
    because I already am one

    I am just fixing my body because it happened to be the wrong one

    i dunno dude

    sounds like some wigga justification there

    some whitekid saying he is in fact, black
    that is not anywhere near the same thing, air

    Yes it is. People are genetically black or white when they are born. What if a dude is born genetically white but really has a black person's psychology? I mean, what if he was just a black guy trapped in a white guy's body? And there's no real process for transracializing. You cannot BECOME the opposite race. In fact, being a black guy trapped in a white guy's body is a far WORSE situation than yours. Show some respect to the transracialists that can't even HAVE surgery to fix their problem. All these white kids can do is wander around thuggin' out like gangstas and whatnot. And eventually they get SHOT and DIE. They are just STATISTICS and can never fulfill their true BLACK POTENTIAL. Also, I like Doonesbury.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Eh, it's cool.


    I'm not that big on the virgin thing. I'd much rather wait and do it with someone who actually matters than with the first drunk chick who comes on to me.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    Er, I guess my count is 4 now.

    For some reason I never thought it would be that many (yes I know it's not very much) but here we are.

    Also, somehow having sex with a bunch of "sleeping" forumers surrounding our room was much less awkward than any other of my first times.

    That's because, this time, it was with the right girl.

    :: PUTS SELF ON PEDESTAL ::

    mully on
  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fizban wrote: »
    AWIY wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    AWIY wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    All of my professors are ugly men and fat women

    You could try asking them to be less fat

    Or less women

    Be careful not to ask for both.

    This is a crucial use of the "have your cake and eat it too" phenomenon

    "Does anybody have any questions before we go?"
    "Yes. Would you mind losing 200 pounds and having a sex change operation? I like your mouth"

    You got a purty' mouth, boy.

    AWIY on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Eh, it's cool.


    I'm not that big on the virgin thing. I'd much rather wait and do it with someone who actually matters than with the first drunk chick who comes on to me.

    It's kind of cool when they come on you.

    And sometimes a little gross.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    I need this answered Fizban:

    Do gay guys care about penis size? Why?

    I'm not Fizban buuut

    Girth matters a bit more than length if you ask me

    But why does any kind of dimension matter at all? Wouldn't you actually want it smaller so that, if you're a bottom, anal goes easier?

    You obviously aren't gay

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Eh, it's cool.


    I'm not that big on the virgin thing. I'd much rather wait and do it with someone who actually matters than with the first drunk chick who comes on to me.

    Same page son, same page.

    Every time I say this somebody busts out "LOL YEAH RIGHT TROG."

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    so youre not becoming a girl?
    because I already am one

    I am just fixing my body because it happened to be the wrong one

    People are so weird about TG stuff.
    No, it's not "hey I think i'll be a woman" or "hey I think i'm kind of like a chick, maybe i'll get a vagina put in"
    It's like being born with a tail. It's not right. God / Nature screws up sometimes.
    So you get the tail removed. Or you live your life with people saying "Oh, you have a tail"
    "yeah but i dont feel like I should have a tail... it's not who i am. My brain is tailless."

    Look, just because I like italians, wish I was italian, and got surgery to make me look italian doesn't make me italian.

    There is a difference between the female brain and the male brain.
    There has been studies done on TG individuals showing that biologically male individuals have been born with female brains.
    And vice versa.
    It'd be like being born with a cat brain. You meow. You're told it isn't right to meow; you're a human. This confuses you. You go along with it. But it feels wrong.
    In all seriousness, can you find me that study (studies)?

    But it still doesn't stop the italian analogy.

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  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I envy people who lose thier virginity at a young age.

    You avoid the whole "Shit my penis is so ashamed of me" thing through high school.

    Shurakai on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    The Far Side is Malibu's most wanted.

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Why would you want to be Italian

    I'm getting off-track, aren't I

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Hey, if TFS thinks he'll feel more right about who he is as a person if he changes his body, thats cool. But until his body is changed, he's still a he.
    Look if you took a MRI of me right now my brain would read out as female

    So you've had one done?

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Shurakai wrote: »
    I envy people who lose thier virginity at a young age.

    You avoid the whole "Shit my penis is so ashamed of me" thing through high school.

    You pretend you don't notice, but you can feel the stare

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