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Well I was in high school and my parents had gone out of town for the day, which meant we actually had a place to have sex, this being the major factor in stopping us before now. So I don't know where we had just came from but we're in my car and I got off the highway and we're sitting at this light at the off ramp. We were at a crossroads, we both knew what was on the table but we were still a little shy about it so I posed the question, "Do we go to the movies or go rent a movie and head back to my place?"
We look at each other and both say, "Rent". It was probably the fastest rental selection ever, I'm not even sure I remember what movie it was and to this day probably have not seen said movie. Regardless we head back to my place post haste turned the movie on and started with the foreplay.
The worst part was that she has a small frame and it being the first time for both of us we had to be patient and go slow, had to get her to relax so I could just get in there.
I was so nervous about losing my top before her and ruining the whole thing that I didn't actually get to orgasm my first time. She came and then we tried to continue but she was pretty sore so I think I settled for a handjob.
There's also this blue tape blue tape is offline guy who might be I have no idea and he rarely posts in the same topics as me but if he is that would be swell he's hot.
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Well I was in high school and my parents had gone out of town for the day, which meant we actually had a place to have sex, this being the major factor in stopping us before now. So I don't know where we had just came from but we're in my car and I got off the highway and we're sitting at this light at the off ramp. We were at a crossroads, we both knew what was on the table but we were still a little shy about it so I posed the question, "Do we go to the movies or go rent a movie and head back to my place?"
We look at each other and both say, "Rent". It was probably the fastest rental selection ever, I'm not even sure I remember what movie it was and to this day probably have not seen said movie. Regardless we head back to my place post haste turned the movie on and started with the foreplay.
The worst part was that she has a small frame and it being the first time for both of us we had to be patient and go slow, had to get her to relax so I could just get in there.
I was so nervous about losing my top before her and ruining the whole thing that I didn't actually get to orgasm my first time. She came and then we tried to continue but she was pretty sore so I think I settled for a handjob.
That's, like, how every amateur documentary Redi watches starts.
Bongi
Then there's also the truckloads of bisexuals and bimaybes
Xbox Live Gamertag: Suplex86
bongi, ascot, Tossrock
A pretty complete list.
Seriously though, I was just curious because I have a cousin with OCD that is also severely retarded and the two combined is...pretty bad.
The male body is gross.
yes he's actually retarded and has OCD
and then you fuck his brains out
look at it this way: the only direction you can go is up
Damn I forgot bongi
and didn't know about ascot
and am in denial
JESUS
IT'S WHIPPY COME ON
That'd be pretty painful.
For both parties.
Xbox Live Gamertag: Suplex86
STEAM!
whippy has a girlfriend
half breeds dont amount to anything
There's also this blue tape blue tape is offline guy who might be I have no idea and he rarely posts in the same topics as me but if he is that would be swell he's hot.
fucking love cher
hes gonna get his winky whacked too?
awww man why you even gotta do a thing
Had a delightful conversation with a British chap.
Spend most of my time lurking.
My first time involved the girl using the words "Just the tip, just to see what it feels like"
Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
So far no one has really attacked me, I know I made a good comeback to Orik and he "gave me his blessing"
I only hope that doesn't mean he implanted me with his seed
Clearly.
STEAM!
orik doesn't count
grab your ankles
A female named Jim?
Except for the Cat.
She is a womyn.
Why not.
Reading this board became part of my daily entertainment during trips to the computer lab in high school.
And it is, it is a glorious thing to be a pirate kiiiiiiiiiiiiing.