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Your First Time

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    First time having sex...

    Well I was in high school and my parents had gone out of town for the day, which meant we actually had a place to have sex, this being the major factor in stopping us before now. So I don't know where we had just came from but we're in my car and I got off the highway and we're sitting at this light at the off ramp. We were at a crossroads, we both knew what was on the table but we were still a little shy about it so I posed the question, "Do we go to the movies or go rent a movie and head back to my place?"
    We look at each other and both say, "Rent". It was probably the fastest rental selection ever, I'm not even sure I remember what movie it was and to this day probably have not seen said movie. Regardless we head back to my place post haste turned the movie on and started with the foreplay.
    The worst part was that she has a small frame and it being the first time for both of us we had to be patient and go slow, had to get her to relax so I could just get in there.

    I was so nervous about losing my top before her and ruining the whole thing that I didn't actually get to orgasm my first time. She came and then we tried to continue but she was pretty sore so I think I settled for a handjob.

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    edited July 2007
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    i wouldnt be a very good gay person

    i cant get my penis up for a guy

    i suppose i could just lie there and make him do all the work

    That's, like, how every amateur documentary Redi watches starts.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Fiz, Cogli, Deemer, Nevs, uh

    that's all I can think of off the top of my head

    Bongi

    Then there's also the truckloads of bisexuals and bimaybes

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  • MattieMattie Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I kissed a boy lots of times. My little 5 year old brother. On the cheek and head cause he's just so gosh-darn adorable.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Fiz, Cogli, Deemer, Nevs, uh

    that's all I can think of off the top of my head

    bongi, ascot, Tossrock

    A pretty complete list.

    Fiz on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYujWCCHRk

    okay this made my day after hearing "god bless the USA" for the first time

    do people actually listen to that fucking song

    my actually retarded brother with OCD would listen to a lee greenwood CD every day for about a year

    in the living room

    loudly

    He's retarded AND has OCD? Because OCD isn't a form of retardation.

    thanks drez. i didn't know you were a professional on retards, i thought you just took advantage of them

    I do, but that's not my point. I have OCD. OCD isn't a form of retardation.

    sure it isn't, retard

    Seriously though, I was just curious because I have a cousin with OCD that is also severely retarded and the two combined is...pretty bad.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I know when to kiss a boy: never.
    Why

    Drez have you never been attracted to a boy before~

    Never.
    Bullshit

    The male body is gross.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYujWCCHRk

    okay this made my day after hearing "god bless the USA" for the first time

    do people actually listen to that fucking song

    my actually retarded brother with OCD would listen to a lee greenwood CD every day for about a year

    in the living room

    loudly

    He's retarded AND has OCD? Because OCD isn't a form of retardation.

    thanks drez. i didn't know you were a professional on retards, i thought you just took advantage of them

    I do, but that's not my point. I have OCD. OCD isn't a form of retardation.

    sure it isn't, retard

    Seriously though, I was just curious because I have a cousin with OCD that is also severely retarded and the two combined is...pretty bad.

    yes he's actually retarded and has OCD

    Garlic Bread on
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Mattie wrote: »
    I kissed a boy lots of times. My little 5 year old brother. On the cheek and head cause he's just so gosh-darn adorable.

    and then you fuck his brains out

    tsplitter on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ascot is bi, he doesn't count

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I know when to kiss a boy: never.
    Why

    Drez have you never been attracted to a boy before~

    Never.
    Bullshit

    The male body is gross.

    look at it this way: the only direction you can go is up

    Garlic Bread on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fizban wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Fiz, Cogli, Deemer, Nevs, uh

    that's all I can think of off the top of my head

    bongi, ascot, Tossrock

    A pretty complete list.

    Damn I forgot bongi

    and didn't know about ascot

    and am in denial :(

    Tossrock on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    HAVE YOU ALL FORGOTTEN WHIPPY

    JESUS


    IT'S WHIPPY COME ON

    Brolo on
  • MattieMattie Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Mattie wrote: »
    I kissed a boy lots of times. My little 5 year old brother. On the cheek and head cause he's just so gosh-darn adorable.

    and then you fuck his brains out

    That'd be pretty painful.

    For both parties.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i have an exciting avatar im not gonna lie

    tugga on
  • NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Ascot is bi, he doesn't count
    Bigot

    Noom on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    HAVE YOU ALL FORGOTTEN WHIPPY

    JESUS


    IT'S WHIPPY COME ON

    whippy has a girlfriend

    Garlic Bread on
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Noom wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Ascot is bi, he doesn't count
    Bigot

    half breeds dont amount to anything

    tsplitter on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Fiz, Cogli, Deemer, Nevs, uh

    that's all I can think of off the top of my head

    bongi, ascot, Tossrock

    A pretty complete list.

    Damn I forgot bongi

    and didn't know about ascot

    and am in denial :(

    There's also this blue tape blue tape is offline guy who might be I have no idea and he rarely posts in the same topics as me but if he is that would be swell he's hot.

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  • NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Noom wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Ascot is bi, he doesn't count
    Bigot

    half breeds dont amount to anything
    Tell that to Cher

    Noom on
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    edited July 2007
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    Noom wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Noom wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Ascot is bi, he doesn't count
    Bigot

    half breeds dont amount to anything
    Tell that to Cher

    fucking love cher

    Garlic Bread on
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    HAVE YOU ALL FORGOTTEN WHIPPY

    JESUS


    IT'S WHIPPY COME ON
    whippy and i are in the same boat roloooo

    hes gonna get his winky whacked too?

    tsplitter on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    HAVE YOU ALL FORGOTTEN WHIPPY

    JESUS


    IT'S WHIPPY COME ON
    whippy and i are in the same boat roloooo


    awww man why you even gotta do a thing

    Brolo on
  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I posted in a music thread because someone posted about listening to a band that I happened to be listening to at the time.

    Had a delightful conversation with a British chap.

    Spend most of my time lurking.

    Shorn Scrotum Man on
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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My first post was in a gaming thread about L5R about a year and a half ago.


    My first time involved the girl using the words "Just the tip, just to see what it feels like"

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I know this is kind of a rude question, but to the TGs: do you get to keep your penis? Or is it all reused when they make your vagina?

    Drez on
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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    First post was a couple of days ago...I think in the Whining Like a Little Bitch forum, but probably in SE.

    So far no one has really attacked me, I know I made a good comeback to Orik and he "gave me his blessing"

    I only hope that doesn't mean he implanted me with his seed

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Apparently Orik is a female.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Apparently Orik is a female.

    Clearly.

    tugga on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Though her dong suggests otherwise.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    First post was a couple of days ago...I think in the Whining Like a Little Bitch forum, but probably in SE.

    So far no one has really attacked me, I know I made a good comeback to Orik and he "gave me his blessing"

    I only hope that doesn't mean he implanted me with his seed

    orik doesn't count

    grab your ankles

    Knob on
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Apparently Orik is a female.

    A female named Jim?

    MKR on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    All of the mods are girls.

    Except for the Cat.

    She is a womyn.

    Brolo on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Apparently Orik is a female.

    A female named Jim?

    Why not.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I lurked here for like a year before I actually registered and posted.

    Reading this board became part of my daily entertainment during trips to the computer lab in high school.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    SE++ is a very progressive forum.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am a pirate kiiiiiiiiiing.

    And it is, it is a glorious thing to be a pirate kiiiiiiiiiiiiing.

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