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Terrible Sex

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Erios wrote: »
    These are very strange questions but I will keep answering to see where this goes. I shave like twice to three times a week.

    Where?
    In my bathroom, where else does one shave?

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    What do you prefer

    [X] Orange Juice
    [ ] Grape juice
    [ ] Child juice

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    What do you prefer

    [ ] Orange Juice
    [ ] Grape juice
    [ ] Child juice


    Is the child juice from freshly rung out childern?

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    What do you prefer

    [X] Orange Juice
    [ ] Grape juice
    [ ] Child juice

    Yeah what about it

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    What do you prefer

    [X] Orange Juice
    [ ] Grape juice
    [ ] Child juice

    Yeah what about it
    You can get some of this that is freshly squeezed with lots of pulp for best taste.
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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    also in response to Slip Away, I dress like that all the time
    it was a Rocky Horror Picture Show

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That a pretty huge picture

    You like huge stuff huh

    huh

    huuuuuh

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    The Rock Horror Picture show is a bad ass flick, and yes I do like some things huge, why?

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    That a pretty huge picture

    You like huge stuff huh

    huh

    huuuuuh

    dadouw is les boys a big deal in quebec?

    i saw it the other day and it was pretty funny dumb

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Images over 500k are a no no.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
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    Shankusu wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    stop talking about music and entertain me with sex stories

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited September 2008
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    according to judith butler men should wear women's clothing in order to force people to reconsider their notions of gender

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Judith Butler is a queerbag.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    That a pretty huge picture

    You like huge stuff huh

    huh

    huuuuuh

    dadouw is les boys a big deal in quebec?

    i saw it the other day and it was pretty funny dumb

    well

    I guess it was pretty big

    5 years ago

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Man I think my parents think I'm gay because I just posted this '' you like big stuff huh '' in a thread full of pictures of guys dressed as girls

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Are you gay? Wait, why are your parents knowing your goings on on the internet?

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Are you gay?

    Yes I am pretty happy

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  • Xeroxed SoulXeroxed Soul Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    one time I was alone with this dog and

    a dog will lick anything with peanut buttr on it

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    It's not enough! I need more! Nothing seems to satisfy!
    I don't want it! I just need it! To breath, to feel, to know I'm alive!
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my parents thought I was gay until about 16 when they walked in on me doing it

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Are you gay? Wait, why are your parents knowing your goings on on the internet?

    My computer is in the basement, and not even in a room

    like 3 meters behind me right now theres my mother watching tv and eating popcorn

    but really why would I care

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Hell my dad still thinks I am gay, I mean how can I be gay if I have daughters man, how? He is so fucking stupid, the arse.

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  • RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    With a dude, I bet

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hell my dad still thinks I am gay, I mean how can I be gay if I have daughters man, how? He is so fucking stupid, the arse.

    daughters huh :winky:

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Are you gay? Wait, why are your parents knowing your goings on on the internet?

    My computer is in the basement, and not even in a room

    like 3 meters behind me right now theres my mother watching tv and eating popcorn

    but really why would I care
    That isn't too bad, my computer is in the kitchen, I have to wait until late at night to watch pron.

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Hell my dad still thinks I am gay, I mean how can I be gay if I have daughters man, how? He is so fucking stupid, the arse.

    daughters huh :winky:
    Yes, they are twins, and just recently turned three on the 26th of August they are my pride and joy.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Hell my dad still thinks I am gay, I mean how can I be gay if I have daughters man, how? He is so fucking stupid, the arse.

    daughters huh :winky:
    Yes, they are twins, and just recently turned three on the 26th of August they are my pride and joy.

    Will you teach them how to watch pron

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Hell my dad still thinks I am gay, I mean how can I be gay if I have daughters man, how? He is so fucking stupid, the arse.

    daughters huh :winky:
    Yes, they are twins, and just recently turned three on the 26th of August they are my pride and joy.

    August 26, 2023

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    If I ever get custody of them again, I don't think I could teach them that, it would be highly inappropriate.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Its still strange to think that some people will live without knowing what the 9/11 was

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Hell my dad still thinks I am gay, I mean how can I be gay if I have daughters man, how? He is so fucking stupid, the arse.

    daughters huh :winky:
    Yes, they are twins, and just recently turned three on the 26th of August they are my pride and joy.

    August 26, 2023
    They will be 18 on that date.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    If I ever get custody of them again, I don't think I could teach them that, it would be highly inappropriate.

    Oh, custody huh

    so what did you do

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Its still strange to think that some people will live without knowing what the 9/11 was

    I never thought of that, but you are right, that will be shit that will be in the history books for the youth of tomorrow.

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    If I ever get custody of them again, I don't think I could teach them that, it would be highly inappropriate.

    Oh, custody huh

    so what did you do
    It was decided in court that the mother was more fit to take care of them, because of her parent's financial status. The girls mom and me split after I accidentally had sex with her best friend, so she went and got all pissy and wanted to take my babies away. First she kicked me out of the house and this sucked because I was the one who took care of them for two whole years, I stayed at home with them while I was living with my ex and her parents, and to get them taken away just tore me in two, then the bitch and her parents up and moved to fucking Minnesota, and I am poor barely making enough money for bills, so I have no way up fucking ever visiting them. At least I don't have to pay child support though.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Its still strange to think that some people will live without knowing what the 9/11 was

    there are kids who are seven years old right now who have absolutely no memory of 9/11

    they will learn about it in high school history class

    wrap your head around that

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Damn son.

    I like the accidental sex though.

    Brings us back on topic.

    Was it worth it?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    wait wait wait

    how do you accidentally have sex?

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  • RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I had accidental sex one time. Soooo not worth it.

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    Damn son.

    I like the accidental sex though.

    Brings us back on topic.

    Was it worth it?
    Not when they took the babies away from me.

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    wait wait wait

    how do you accidentally have sex?
    I didn't mean to fuck her best friend, it just sort of happened like an accident.

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