On Thursday night I had sex on the roof of my school.
Is that normal?
No, but it is awesome. I won't lie, I would greatly enjoy having sex in one of my past schools. Just corrupt all my childhood memories with some filthy, kinky shit.
My girlfriend's old apartment had roof access. It was amazing. We could see right into Boston. The Citgo sign, the Prudential Center, Hancock Tower, all laid out like a promotional poster. One night I made an awesome picnic feast with wine and gourmet, Italian sandwiches. We were euphoric and buzzing from such a romantic evening. So much so that we were tempted to get freaky up on the roof (6-story building for reference) but in order to keep from being locked out on the roof we had to leave the door open and it wasn't unusual for the other tenants to come up for a few beers or just to shoot the shit.
A shame, it could have been fun.
It's a good thing we didn't do it that night though, as some random pedestrian saw me stand up on the roof from the street and called the cops to report suspicious possibly-terrorist activities.
The cops were good dudes though. I said I'd offer them a drink if they weren't on the clock. We hung out with the cops for a good half our before they decided to get back to patrol.
My first time having sex was stupid and awful but at the time I thought it was the most awesome thing. The girl was the worst girlfriend, all self-conscious and frumpy and sheltered for most of her life.
I feel kinda bad that she was my first (and I was hers allegedly) as I know I didn't really love her, she was just the first girl at college who expressed any interest in me. I invited her over and we made out on my dorm bed. The sex happened much later and largely by accident we were in her bed and pantsless and grinding into each-other (not much better than a game of "just the tip"). I had assumed that her hymen would stop us from going too far.
As it turned out she didn't seem to have one present.
There was an awkward pause and then "...Oh. Uh? Is that? Are we?"
Jesus fuck I was stupid.
I actually believed at one point in high school that I was never going to have sex because girls don't like guys like me.
I have since found this to be largely untrue.
Also nerdy girls can be freaks. In the good way and bad.
I've only had bad sex once and it's not really even a good story.
Bitch pretty much just got up like "OH MAN THAT WAS GREAT" and I was all "I'm not done" and she put her pants on and I was like ok that's cool I guess.
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No, but it is awesome. I won't lie, I would greatly enjoy having sex in one of my past schools. Just corrupt all my childhood memories with some filthy, kinky shit.
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It just happened to be on the roof of a 3 story building.
Only problem is the ground wasn't made for that sort of thing.
He already had these I think
pff. nOOb gear.
Maaaaan, I already had those, I haven't even equipped Sarcastic T-shirt in like half a year
A shame, it could have been fun.
It's a good thing we didn't do it that night though, as some random pedestrian saw me stand up on the roof from the street and called the cops to report suspicious possibly-terrorist activities.
The cops were good dudes though. I said I'd offer them a drink if they weren't on the clock. We hung out with the cops for a good half our before they decided to get back to patrol.
it sounds fun anyway
uhh sometimes my dick gets all chafed from jerkin it
mostly because i get really bored with whacking now and it takes forever
Man up and buy a toy already.
this is the saddest story
It's really not that great..
I was disapointed.
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so damn annoying. specially when you just gotta muscle through it because you need to sleep and it just won't happen if you don't blow a load.
I'm guessing your hand doesn't have enough projection for you
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It's not really story worthy though..
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or is it one of those threads where it's better to not have done anything than to have a story here?
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I'm gonna go with the sex stories winning
the other 1% is still more of a contribution to your life story than no sex
I feel kinda bad that she was my first (and I was hers allegedly) as I know I didn't really love her, she was just the first girl at college who expressed any interest in me. I invited her over and we made out on my dorm bed. The sex happened much later and largely by accident we were in her bed and pantsless and grinding into each-other (not much better than a game of "just the tip"). I had assumed that her hymen would stop us from going too far.
As it turned out she didn't seem to have one present.
There was an awkward pause and then "...Oh. Uh? Is that? Are we?"
Jesus fuck I was stupid.
I actually believed at one point in high school that I was never going to have sex because girls don't like guys like me.
I have since found this to be largely untrue.
Also nerdy girls can be freaks. In the good way and bad.
On the one hand...kinda sloppy seconds.
On the other...was definitely sex in his bed while he was passed out.
probably still a bad thing
She better be worth how horrible that it
try again later
I wouldn't even recognize her if I saw her today
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Bitch pretty much just got up like "OH MAN THAT WAS GREAT" and I was all "I'm not done" and she put her pants on and I was like ok that's cool I guess.
I dunno I was pretty drunk.