I am so pumped for this game. If you asked me why, I probably couldn't give you very good reasons. But I am still pumped, regardless.
This game looks like a mind fuck.
That's exactly why. It looks like they've taken my favourite bits from Max Payne (where the story and world go all weird and mess with both the character's reality and both your heads), and thrown it into a survival-horror thing with a big bucket of atmosphere mixed in.
Don't forget the Twin Peaks and Steven King references....
I am so pumped for this game. If you asked me why, I probably couldn't give you very good reasons. But I am still pumped, regardless.
This game looks like a mind fuck.
That's exactly why. It looks like they've taken my favourite bits from Max Payne (where the story and world go all weird and mess with both the character's reality and both your heads), and thrown it into a survival-horror thing with a big bucket of atmosphere mixed in.
Don't forget the Twin Peaks and Steven King references....
That too. It's basically the best bits of the best things, all put together in a lovely box with my name on it.
I am so pumped for this game. If you asked me why, I probably couldn't give you very good reasons. But I am still pumped, regardless.
This game looks like a mind fuck.
That's exactly why. It looks like they've taken my favourite bits from Max Payne (where the story and world go all weird and mess with both the character's reality and both your heads), and thrown it into a survival-horror thing with a big bucket of atmosphere mixed in.
Don't forget the Twin Peaks and Steven King references....
That too. It's basically the best bits of the best things, all put together in a lovely box with my name on it.
I am so pumped for this game. If you asked me why, I probably couldn't give you very good reasons. But I am still pumped, regardless.
This game looks like a mind fuck.
That's exactly why. It looks like they've taken my favourite bits from Max Payne (where the story and world go all weird and mess with both the character's reality and both your heads), and thrown it into a survival-horror thing with a big bucket of atmosphere mixed in.
Don't forget the Twin Peaks and Steven King references....
That too. It's basically the best bits of the best things, all put together in a lovely box with my name on it.
I am so pumped for this game. If you asked me why, I probably couldn't give you very good reasons. But I am still pumped, regardless.
This game looks like a mind fuck.
That's exactly why. It looks like they've taken my favourite bits from Max Payne (where the story and world go all weird and mess with both the character's reality and both your heads), and thrown it into a survival-horror thing with a big bucket of atmosphere mixed in.
Don't forget the Twin Peaks and Steven King references....
That too. It's basically the best bits of the best things, all put together in a lovely box with my name on it.
I am so pumped for this game. If you asked me why, I probably couldn't give you very good reasons. But I am still pumped, regardless.
This game looks like a mind fuck.
That's exactly why. It looks like they've taken my favourite bits from Max Payne (where the story and world go all weird and mess with both the character's reality and both your heads), and thrown it into a survival-horror thing with a big bucket of atmosphere mixed in.
Don't forget the Twin Peaks and Steven King references....
That too. It's basically the best bits of the best things, all put together in a lovely box with my name on it.
A...Alan?
Yes?
Wake up.
Hoho
Seriously though, this just ticks all my boxes. Can't wait.
This game looks like it will be a shitty adventure game with realistic visuals and some fancy new physics effects.
Nothing about the game-play or story look very exciting to me. I think this game managed to get more hype than its worth due to them deciding to implement some new technologies.
I bet it will run on very few computers.
And not make any money.
And suck dick.
And.
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This game looks like it will be a shitty adventure game with realistic visuals and some fancy new physics effects.
Nothing about the game-play or story look very exciting to me. I think this game managed to get more hype than its worth due to them deciding to implement some new technologies.
This game looks like it will be a shitty adventure game with realistic visuals and some fancy new physics effects.
Nothing about the game-play or story look very exciting to me. I think this game managed to get more hype than its worth due to them deciding to implement some new technologies.
I bet it will run on very few computers.
And not make any money.
And suck dick.
And.
I hope this is going somewhere...
Expectations so low that it could be a pile of shit in a box and he'd still love it?
Forar on
First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
Was it always meant to be first person? Pass for me then, I can barely stand being able to see around me in a horror game in third person, let alone only whats directly ahead of me.
EDIT: It all looked very pretty but boring as fuck and the position of his gun hand compared to the player view looked awkward.
If its switchable then good, because it doesn't seem like Remedy can make a first person shooter. Those are some awkward animations. But it had plenty of what they do best, details. And good graphics.
"It was misty out. The mist hung in the air like a man who was just hanged. From a gallows. It was so misty that you couldn't see very far. It was the worst mist."
I make a video from a XBOX 360 and PS3 game that was cancelled almost 2 years ago, post it here and on twitter, and the internet goes batshit with fanboy rage. This is almost as epic as the last rumourmill with Miley Cyrax dying. I think that was more fun for me though. It was on E news in 24 hours. Its sad that “Journalists” are so eager to think something is true based on no proof at all. When I can come up with an idea in Ventrilo and then shoot a shitty photo camera video of a 2 year old game that nobody remembers, and mutter some BS about GDC in the background, and a fucking journalist thinks it somehow ‘proves’ something is legit, it seems that the gaming industry needs to wake up. Or was it Windows movie maker that made it look real?
Let’s cover some things:
The username that posted it was “PuffDaddySucks” That alone didn’t raise a few flags?
Alan Wake is 100% a 3rd person game. Granted you can hold a button and have a closer view of items, but by no means does it stay locked that way.
There is actual in game footage of Alan Wake that is a youtube or google search away but somehow people are too lazy to do it.
Some of the N4G gems were “This obviously isnt a 360, is could never handle that power.” Well buddy, it is, and its 2 years old. You suck Fucktard. Learn something about games before you flap your gums. Nothing is worse than hearing an uneducated idiots opinion.
It took NEOGAF of all places, 5 or 6 pages of forums posts to break this down. Though I give many of them credit for seriously doing research unlike most of the journalists out there. Videogames247 actually took the high road and thought to contact someone at Remedy, the company that actually makes the game. At some point, when 2 people at NEOGAF figured it out, the entire internet cracked the case as well. Your comments are frozen in time fools. You aren’t fooling me. I cant find the thread or I would gives props to the people that figured it out.
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Don't forget the Twin Peaks and Steven King references....
*crickets*
What, in that trailer, was anything like Silent Hill besides it being horror set in small-town america?
A dead wife trying to reach out to her husband I guess?
No I'm certain it's still going to be on PC, it's always been one of Microsoft's Vista headliners.
Which is hardly original to Silent Hill.
Hell, Poe did it.
I know. :P
Just thought that I might as well point it out.
As in, gameplay type?
The harder the rain, honey, the sweeter the sun.
He's writes horror books and what he wrote starts happening in the town, yes.
That too. It's basically the best bits of the best things, all put together in a lovely box with my name on it.
A...Alan?
posts like this can collapse the economies of small nations. where do you pick this shit up?
Did remedy said if this game is a spiritual successor?
Yes?
Wake up.
Are you an idiot? Its still for PC.
Hoho
Seriously though, this just ticks all my boxes. Can't wait.
I have to admit, if I saw a trailer for a movie like that, I would be intrigued
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Nothing about the game-play or story look very exciting to me. I think this game managed to get more hype than its worth due to them deciding to implement some new technologies.
I bet it will run on very few computers.
And not make any money.
And suck dick.
And.
I hope this is going somewhere...
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Yeah. That's the ticket.
Expectations so low that it could be a pile of shit in a box and he'd still love it?
FAKE!
EDIT: It all looked very pretty but boring as fuck and the position of his gun hand compared to the player view looked awkward.
I do, however, love Remedy.
edit: Got me good, though. Bravo.
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