PHALLANOIA!
EvilBadman and DevoutlyApathetic
For you, this is the beginning of the rest of your life. Plucked from the Infrared Assembly Lines just last daycycle, much to the envy of your coworkers. Salvation from the monotony of slave labor came in the hue of red, the promotion to a higher security clearance has allowed revelations to come into your life. Had you lived in different time and place you could effectively allude to looking at the world through rose colored glasses. In the here and now however, you'd only wonder what clearance rose is, while awaiting reply from the Computer in a confession booth.
Reality intercedes your daydreams as your personal communication devices happily buzzes with the arrival of a new message:
Greetings Troubleshooter!
You are to report to Briefing Room K138#($&%&%OHGODHOWDIDTHISGETHEREIAMNOTGOODATCOMPUTERS$$%%^&
at 0900 hours.
It looks like K138. Or maybe K133.
It looks like a lot of things.
Wisely deciding that being at the wrong place at the right time is less treasonous than not going anywhere at all, you board the next transport heading toward K sector. After a few moment of navigating the serpentine hallways lined in red, you are greet by the sight of many other Troubleshooters like you outside K138, and all of them equally confused. Of course, a few scant kilometers down the corridor outside K133 lie another collection of Troubleshooters. This story isn't about them, and how they walked into that briefing room, and left with lucrative contracts as consultants for a new Troubleshooting series. No, it's best not to think about their future, but rather your own.
Your future lies within the lecture hall of K138, crimson walls angled down in a stadium style with desks on every level, all pointed toward an ominous screen at the bottom of the room. Hunched over a computer, muttering to himself, an
Orange clearance citizen silently greets you as you march single file through the door. Suddenly, his eyes widen as he catches sight of one of your teammates, he draws his laser and lets loose a bloodcurdling cry of, "
Communist! YOU DAMN DIRTY COMMUNIST!"
The blast thankfully sails wide, and less thankfully causes a control panel beside you to explode in a shower of sparks. The lights flicker intermittently for a moment and shut off completely. On cue as the last person enters, the entry way closes suddenly turning K138 into an unintentional death trap.
Welcome to Phallanoia.Onesday Narration: "Room-O-DUM"Fun Intermission: "A Very Bad Day"Twosday Narration: "HappyFUNTime Pills!"Threesday Narration: "How to Become An Hero"Foursday Narration: "Easy Target Practice"Fivesday Narration: "Emissions Improbable"Sixday Narration: "Musical Chairs"Epilogue: "Send in the Clone"The Reveal Post
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Posts
Stolen from Squashua, but with edits.
Voting Ends each night at Midnight Mountain Standard Time. For reference, the opening post was made at midnight MST. Adjust your clocks accordingly.
No anonymous messaging and no editing votes in post. Be a man and retract it.
Demographics
53 Villagers (Troubleshooters)
- Group may publicly !Accuse 1 Player (Traitor) to death / day.
- Any Player may publicly !Zap 1 Player to death / day.
- There are an unknown number of specials among them, with unknown abilities.
- - Possible Friend Computer retribution for not handing in Forms X-38b in triplicate.
- - !ZAP CANNOT BE RETRACTED OR CHANGED!
- - There is a set global unknown-value percentage chance the !ZAP attack will miss the target Player.
8 Spies (Communists)
- Group may privately kill 2 Players / day in addition to any normal Kills.
2 Vigilantes (Mutants)
- May each privately kill 1 Player / day in addition to any normal Kills.
Events
There will be an event after the first night's vote and narration. Try to be online.
Win Conditions
Troubleshooters - win if all Traitors (Commie/Mutant) are dead.
Commies - win if all the Troubleshooters and Mutants are dead.
Mutant - wins if all other Players are dead.
Kill Priority
!Zap trumps Commie/Mutant trumps Troubleshooter Vote
- All !Zap attacks occur simultaneously.
- Mutant and Commie attacks occur simultaneously.
Handy Player List
Color of name is the cause of death (Zap/Mutant/Commie/Vote/Other)
0. Acid-O-ERI - Nameless Plot Device
1. TehSpectre
2. GrundlTerror
3. Tofu
4. Otakud00d - COMMUNIST
5. Cantide
6. Gnasty
7. Plutonium
8. doug_grammar
9. SnacksOnAPlane
10. Zerinan
11. Shamus
12. Wenchkilla
13. Smasher
14. PsychoLarry1
15. delroland
16. MrBlarney
17. BuzzBuzz
18. DiggerDude
19. GrimmyTOA
20. Saburbia
21. Celebrim - MUTANT
22. Last Son - REFLEC ARMOR WEARER (Reflects Successful Zap)
23. Mazlo
24. Drez
25. frandelgearslip
26. Ardor
27. robothero - INTERNAL SECURITY (GUARDIAN)
28. jdarksun - COMMUNIST
29. FunkyWaltDogg
30. Malkor - COMMUNIST
31. Precisionk
32. V2-Gundam
33. Senor Fish
34. life3
35. mtvcdm
36. Infidel
37. Eldercat - COMMUNIST
38. Squashua - COMMUNIST
39. Kilnaga - COMMUNIST
40. VC Charlie
41. B:L
42. Talonrazor - ILLUMINATI (SEER)
43. Munkus Beaver - COMMUNIST
44. BitterOldMan
45. Oboro
46. visiblehowl
47. Tunesmith
48. Cj Iwakura
49. Jothki
50. tormentedsoul
51. DarkPrimus - INTERNAL SECURITY (GUARDIAN)
52. Elendil - COMMUNIST
53. Rygar - COMMUNIST (CONVERTED DAY 1)
54. Frosteey
55. Typhus733
56. Unearthly Stew - MUTANT
57. Smarmy Lech - ILLUMINATI (SEER)
58. Threelemmings
59. Abraham F. Hawk - REFLEC ARMOR WEARER (Reflects Successful Zap)
60. Serpent
61. Telcus
62. Locus
63. thorpe
64. MUNKUS-B-BVR-2 Hero of Our Complex
GAME ON.
Edit: Dammit, we totally missed the big words up top.
There. I believe I've now taken care of my silly irrational revengeathon.
Edit: Dammit Drez, he's mine!
You will pay for what you did in the last Phalla!
Done and done.
!Zap FunkyWaltDogg. Don't respond to my PM will you!
EDIT: Seven minutes, seven zaps.
Hooha, gotcha' first!
Go Ardor! First to be zapped!
All zaps made did count, as the post flood did not prevent me from posting both at once.
Everyone should zap him, just to be sure.
Yeah, it's in dark orange.
Oh my.
This game is off to a wonderful start.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
I am Plutonium, and I approve of both these deaths.
HE'S A MUTANT!
"Putonium", eh? Only a Commie Mutant Traitor wouldn't know his own designed name.
!Accuse Plutonium
I CONCUR WITH GREAT AUTHORITY!
!vote BitterOldMan
I saw it with my eyes!!!
BitterOldMan is a mutant!!!
I !Accuse Shamus! He is admitting to being a mutant right in his title!
Only a Commie Mutant traitor wouldn't have an avatar or sig!
Do you really want to mess with me?
That's the reason I zapped you. I knew it was coming.
No, I still have it. I'm using it right now, while playing Dead or Alive Xtreme 2.