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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I go to the University of South Florida


    oh man they let anyone in

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    For the lazy skeptics, here are a couple "shitty public school" links.

    I've spoilered them so that those who don't care can gloss right over this post.
    sarukun wrote: »
    Apparently carrot orange and apple.

    Carrot yogurt?!

    o.O

    Intriguing.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ughh I'm not going to like applying to UCLA, USC, and NYU again so I can transfer to one of them

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    For the lazy skeptics, here are a couple "shitty public school" links.

    I've spoilered them so that those who don't care can gloss right over this post.
    sarukun wrote: »
    Apparently carrot orange and apple.

    Carrot yogurt?!

    o.O

    Intriguing.

    It is Chinese.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    DOOT DOOT DOOT NOT REPLYING

    bongi

    where did we go wrong?

    i don't know i think it was the same place i went wrong with everyone else on the forum i was friends with i.e. being a dick

    whooops

    it's okay, i still love you

    i think i will give you a present later tonight when i get around to it

    it is along the same line as all the other presents i have given you

    i still love you too






    hold me for a while
    :(

    *hug*

    we will always have our love to keep us together

    never forget that

    i'm not forgetting potatoe




    i'm
    not
    forgetting

    our love is of the greatest kind

    ever after calling me a dumbmerican

    potatoe on
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    superslothsupersloth Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    supersloth wrote: »
    supersloth wrote: »
    I live in New Mexico, it's not that bad. Everyone who likes to talk shit about how awful it is usually grew up in the burbs anyway and have no idea what they are talking about.

    I definitely don't live in the shitty part of town (I am surrounded by Hispanic Catholics, it's pretty tame), but spending 6+ hours huddled under a desk 4 or 5 times a school year is pretty shitty.

    Ok, now I gotta know which high school you go to, because this reeks of over-exaggeration.

    Santa Fe High School. So far, we've had 3 "lockdowns", one due to a bomb, two due to...gang fights, I think been turned away from school once because of a bomb. Yes, I exaggerated: I said 4 or 5, we've actually had 3. Every single such event is "lights off, blinds down, sit on the floor, go to the bathroom in the corner in a bucket".

    Bomb threats in high school is par for the course, and in Santa Fe you are probably ten times more likely to die of aids due to surprise rape than gang violence.

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    muh.
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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    There has always been a cop at our school all the time since I've been going.

    We just had a bomb threat yesterday.

    I live in Ohio, and it's a suburban/rural school. I imagine inner-city schools are worse.

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I went to University of Nevada, Las Vegas. Not a great school by any standard (unless you're taking business or hotel admin), but it got the job done well enough and it's damn cheap (especially if you qualify for the Millennium Scholarship)

    If anyone goes here though Ogawa is a dick avoid him



    Also 'awmnomnom' is the greatest word to ever grace the forums

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ledneh wrote: »
    I went to University of Nevada, Las Vegas. Not a great school by any standard (unless you're taking business or hotel admin), but it got the job done well enough

    If anyone goes here though Ogawa is a dick avoid him



    Also 'awmnomnom' is the greatest word to ever grace the forums

    invented by boddah

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Potatoe and bongi

    Should go bungie jumping

    and make french fries.

    Callius on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    abloobloobloo
    abloo

    abloobloo

    potatoe on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Ledneh wrote: »
    I went to University of Nevada, Las Vegas. Not a great school by any standard (unless you're taking business or hotel admin), but it got the job done well enough

    If anyone goes here though Ogawa is a dick avoid him



    Also 'awmnomnom' is the greatest word to ever grace the forums

    invented by boddah

    That guy's a superhero.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    DOOT DOOT DOOT NOT REPLYING

    bongi

    where did we go wrong?

    i don't know i think it was the same place i went wrong with everyone else on the forum i was friends with i.e. being a dick

    whooops

    it's okay, i still love you

    i think i will give you a present later tonight when i get around to it

    it is along the same line as all the other presents i have given you

    i still love you too






    hold me for a while
    :(

    *hug*

    we will always have our love to keep us together

    never forget that

    i'm not forgetting potatoe




    i'm
    not
    forgetting

    our love is of the greatest kind

    ever after calling me a dumbmerican

    my dumbmerican

    bongi on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    DOOT DOOT DOOT NOT REPLYING

    bongi

    where did we go wrong?

    i don't know i think it was the same place i went wrong with everyone else on the forum i was friends with i.e. being a dick

    whooops

    it's okay, i still love you

    i think i will give you a present later tonight when i get around to it

    it is along the same line as all the other presents i have given you

    i still love you too






    hold me for a while
    :(

    *hug*

    we will always have our love to keep us together

    never forget that

    i'm not forgetting potatoe




    i'm
    not
    forgetting

    our love is of the greatest kind

    ever after calling me a dumbmerican

    my dumbmerican

    my knight in flaming armor

    potatoe on
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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I attend one 'dem Ivy Leagues.

    It fucking blows and all those stereotypes you see in films about the type of students who attend these schools? They are 90% accurate.





    Koreans everywhere.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    man you two are like all sorts of gay up in hurr

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    my knight in flaming armor

    let's elope to mount battenburg

    bongi on
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    supersloth wrote: »
    supersloth wrote: »
    supersloth wrote: »
    I live in New Mexico, it's not that bad. Everyone who likes to talk shit about how awful it is usually grew up in the burbs anyway and have no idea what they are talking about.

    I definitely don't live in the shitty part of town (I am surrounded by Hispanic Catholics, it's pretty tame), but spending 6+ hours huddled under a desk 4 or 5 times a school year is pretty shitty.

    Ok, now I gotta know which high school you go to, because this reeks of over-exaggeration.

    Santa Fe High School. So far, we've had 3 "lockdowns", one due to a bomb, two due to...gang fights, I think been turned away from school once because of a bomb. Yes, I exaggerated: I said 4 or 5, we've actually had 3. Every single such event is "lights off, blinds down, sit on the floor, go to the bathroom in the corner in a bucket".

    Bomb threats in high school is par for the course, and in Santa Fe you are probably ten times more likely to die of aids due to surprise rape than gang violence.

    Ugh, so true. I think they finally caught that guy that's been sneaking into people's homes and masturbating over them, though. That's good.

    Crime has been rising like hell lately though. Carjackings on busy streets, break-ins, of course we lead the nation in rape...

    Also, we're close to both the heroine capital of the world and the second-largest meth capital in the world (Seattle excepted).

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    You land in a pit filled with Homosexuals. Go to Page 133

    You land in a pit filled with Velociraptors. Go to Page 51.

    You land in a pit filled with Homosexual Velociraptors. Go to Page 147.

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Also, if you're not interested in politics and/or the merits of wearing Burberry, you're an outcast at this school.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You land in a pit filled with Homosexuals. Go to Page 133

    You land in a pit filled with Velociraptors. Go to Page 51.

    You land in a pit filled with homosexual velociraptors. Just...think about it for a little while.

    When you're done, go to Page 51.

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    jpegjpeg ODIE, YOUR FACE Scenic Illinois FlatlandsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I am finishing my Junior year in high school and I just got my act's back, I got a 31. I got a 6/12 on the writing because I spent way too much time just thinking about other shit and wasting time and only wrote like 3 paragraphs. And I got a 27 on math, so I'm taking it again in the fall. Really it's for no other reason than to 1-up myself, because I plan on going to an art school anyway.

    jpeg on
    so I just type in this box and it goes on the screen?
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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm taking out my first loans this year for school.

    I plan on spending it all on pop rocks and nerf guns.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    man does fucking dinosaurs count as "weird"

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Puscifer wrote: »
    Also, if you're not interested in politics and/or the merits of wearing Burberry, you're an outcast at this school.

    Yeah, if I went east coast it would be Emerson, NYU or Bard, and Bard kinda creeped me out when I toured there, Emerson is two buildings on the Boston Commons and NYU is in New York, which I don't know if a San-Diego-born Yokel like me could handle.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    y..no

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    man does fucking dinosaurs count as "weird"
    Depends

    Did you wrap it before you tapped it?

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm taking out my first loans this year for school.

    I plan on spending it all on pop rocks and nerf guns.

    You're attending a private elementary school?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    velociraptor in my anus

    pumping for all he's worth

    oh lord I need a towel

    Raneados on
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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Puscifer wrote: »
    I'm taking out my first loans this year for school.

    I plan on spending it all on pop rocks and nerf guns.

    You're attending a private elementary school?

    Close I'm going to UNLV.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm into spitting dino porn.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ROBOT HOUSE!

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    velociraptor in my anus

    pumping for all he's worth

    oh lord I need a towel

    and a webcam.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    jpeg wrote: »
    I am finishing my Junior year in high school and I just got my act's back, I got a 31. I got a 6/12 on the writing because I spent way too much time just thinking about other shit and wasting time and only wrote like 3 paragraphs. And I got a 27 on math, so I'm taking it again in the fall. Really it's for no other reason than to 1-up myself, because I plan on going to an art school anyway.

    High five!

    Not because I'm going to art school, but because you are!

    I'm so sick of how "rad" (as you kids are saying) it is to hate on anything that doesn't railroad you into a career until retirement. If you are in a pre-prop school, doing something you love, more power to ya, I envy the fuck out of you. However, there's a lot of anti-liberal arts sentiment going around, which strikes me as silly.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    because liberal arts school force you to take courses that have nothing to do with your major

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    JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I'm into spitting dino porn.

    All the Japanese dinos get in a circle and take turns spitting on the one in the middle.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    jpeg wrote: »
    I am finishing my Junior year in high school and I just got my act's back, I got a 31. I got a 6/12 on the writing because I spent way too much time just thinking about other shit and wasting time and only wrote like 3 paragraphs. And I got a 27 on math, so I'm taking it again in the fall. Really it's for no other reason than to 1-up myself, because I plan on going to an art school anyway.

    High five!

    Not because I'm going to art school, but because you are!

    I'm so sick of how "rad" (as you kids are saying) it is to hate on anything that doesn't railroad you into a career until retirement. If you are in a pre-prop school, doing something you love, more power to ya, I envy the fuck out of you. However, there's a lot of anti-liberal arts sentiment going around, which strikes me as silly.
    Dude liberal arts degrees are pretty worthless in the job market, and you're going to spend longer working than you're going to spend in college.

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