He smacked me in the face and said "get real, you are going to marry the shit out of Rachel, and I am gonna be there."
His wife hated me anyway...
My sister wanted to have her vows in the form "I (her name), marry the SHIT out of (her fiance's name)", etc., but apparently this was shot down due to the presence of many aged relatives in the wedding party.
He smacked me in the face and said "get real, you are going to marry the shit out of Rachel, and I am gonna be there."
His wife hated me anyway...
My sister wanted to have her vows in the form "I (her name), marry the SHIT out of (her fiance's name)", etc., but apparently this was shot down due to the presence of many aged relatives in the wedding party.
Should have doubled down and drowned out the profanity by blasting Iggy & The Stooges non-stop throughout the ceremony.
Hey dudes and dudettes, just thought I'd swing past to let you know I'm not dead.
So, yeah, I'm not dead......wait a minute, bullet wound, wife hanging around some putz, not speaking to me and crying all the time....oh my god, I forgot to buy icecream!
um what? For reals? If so, please 'splain gun wound?
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MustangArbiter of Unpopular OpinionsRegistered Userregular
edited March 2011
6th Sense? Bruce Willis? No? I guess you'd be better off not getting the reference to be honest.
In closing I haven't actually been shot.
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I have been thinking of moving back to LA myself. I hate the city but there is a lot more going on their industry-wise. But it wouldn't be for quite awhile anyways.
Man, I really hate my office today. I have a ton of work and all I want is some peace and quiet. But everywhere I go in the building for 2 minutes for myself I end up running into someone. I finally sit at my cubicle to finish out the rest of my lunch break and literaly all my co-workers get on my case about eating chips and their high salt content.
LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE!!!
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Quoththe RavenMiami, FL FOR REALRegistered Userregular
edited March 2011
hello i am still looking for arts for my lit mag
would it be rude to troll the forums and directly contact people soliciting things they have posted
Man, I really hate my office today. I have a ton of work and all I want is some peace and quiet. But everywhere I go in the building for 2 minutes for myself I end up running into someone. I finally sit at my cubicle to finish out the rest of my lunch break and literaly all my co-workers get on my case about eating chips and their high salt content.
Man, I really hate my office today. I have a ton of work and all I want is some peace and quiet. But everywhere I go in the building for 2 minutes for myself I end up running into someone. I finally sit at my cubicle to finish out the rest of my lunch break and literaly all my co-workers get on my case about eating chips and their high salt content.
LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE!!!
Do the chips make you turn red also?
Cheddar Cheese Ruffles are the most amazing chips ever. They don't make me turn red.
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
edited March 2011
I'd still wager that they're just stopping by to make sure you're not choking.
Yeah because that is specific to LA. LA can be a pretty nice place, but you have to know where to look. The beach cities where I grew up (Redondo Beach, Hermosa Beach, Manhattan Beach) are all really nice. Unfortunately none of those places are anywhere near the art scene in LA, which is mostly on the other side of downtown, a good 45-min to an hour drive depending on the time of day.
Oops sorry I didn't realize that would embed. Is there any way to make that just a link?
Yeah that is me driving the car, the other guy is my sister's boyfriend. Also LA can get pretty hot the further you go inland, but on the coast it's pretty nice 90% of the year.
there are fecal bacteria and E. coli everywhere
most of the time, they are harmless
hence, we don't get ill after every few visits to the supermarket
pro-tip: fecal bacteria are on your toothbrush bristles right now. don't panic.
God this is something that really annoys me.
Like awhile back I saw some TV program going, "OMG, did you know there's more bacteria living on your desktop than there is on a toilet seat?! OMGWTFBBQ PANIC!!!", and then it doesn't go on to mention what kind of bacteria is on there and if it is at all harmful to anything- or if it was, if there was any way to catch anything from it short of trying to clean your desk with your tongue.
I know it's you think it's your job to whip your audience into a panicked frenzy, TV producers, but not even your ominous sting music and sudden-black-and-white+slow zoom effects can distract me from realizing the one, single fact in your 5 minute story is apparently utterly meaningless.
The fact that the cleaning fluid manufacturers boast those ridiculous >99% percent kill figures is hilarious. It's entirely unnecessary to kill most of the germs in your home. By all means, whip out the antimicrobial wipes around a sick sneezing coughing kid, but you don't need to go about sterilizing your house unless someone living there is immunodeficient.
Bacteria are our friends, by and large. Things could get very bad for you without your gut flora.
LA seems like an unpleasant place to live, but all of my impressions of LA have been colored by True Crimes: Streets of LA and GTA: San Andreas.
Plus, no one will instantly walk into a brilliant art job just by moving to LA. You've got the same struggle for exposure and networking as anywhere else, except now you're competing with everyone else trying to do it locally as well.
Today has been the worst day. The guy I was doing work for is gettin on my ass, lost a big contest, and now the girl doesn't want anything to do with me.
Why am I such a big fuck up. I can't do this shit anymore. Im fucking done
My first big commission from a customer at work, and I'm truly understanding how important being rich and being able to afford [strike]studio space[/strike] A REAL TABLE/materials is. I had to find things that were heavy enough (bath salt and body wash a friend got me in Egypt) to hold the corners of my paper down. And my bed is the only big enough place to work on this, which means spending a lot of time kneeling. ):<
Maybe he'll pay me big bucks when he sees it so I can buy all this stuff
m_d, that is awesomely cute-- Supermom? Love it! what size board is that, 12x18?
wakk hang in there duder. Sometimes things look a lot worse than they really are, especially when it all hits you at once like today. Tomorrow is another day, etc., etc... You're a really talented artist having a bad day, nothing to give up over.
Oh, thanks guys, haha. I was taking a break and looked at my bed and realized how ridiculous it seemed. And it's superkids of this really cool guy that comes in. Pretty excited (: And I don't know for sure how big it is, and I already put it away. Hehe
And Wakk, I sure hope you do. I love showing your art to my friends, especially the dudes. Because you draw boobs pretty amazingly!! It's hard to stay optimistic sometimes, but I hope you cheer up!
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My sister wanted to have her vows in the form "I (her name), marry the SHIT out of (her fiance's name)", etc., but apparently this was shot down due to the presence of many aged relatives in the wedding party.
Should have doubled down and drowned out the profanity by blasting Iggy & The Stooges non-stop throughout the ceremony.
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um what? For reals? If so, please 'splain gun wound?
In closing I haven't actually been shot.
Well not the whole time, there was a brief period where I was undead.
Crytek 3 demo OMFG
I need to get to LA
I mean other than moving out of your shit-town. Any opportunities arise?
There's a lot of work for artists down there.
LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE!!!
would it be rude to troll the forums and directly contact people soliciting things they have posted
Do the chips make you turn red also?
Cheddar Cheese Ruffles are the most amazing chips ever. They don't make me turn red.
give me 2 years
edit: Also you have to promise not to angst about all the hot girls I'll be bringing back to the apartment
edit2: of course everyone will be a hot girl because fuck why is it so damnably hot down there
edit3: I am going to melt.
I found a new reason not to move to LA
Redondo Beach
EDIT: Actually LA reminds of a Adelaide, just 10 times bigger. Flat with the sea on one side and hills on the other and always hot.
Yeah that is me driving the car, the other guy is my sister's boyfriend. Also LA can get pretty hot the further you go inland, but on the coast it's pretty nice 90% of the year.
most of the time, they are harmless
hence, we don't get ill after every few visits to the supermarket
pro-tip: fecal bacteria are on your toothbrush bristles right now. don't panic.
I'm going to move there eventually. I want it to be sooner though!
God this is something that really annoys me.
Like awhile back I saw some TV program going, "OMG, did you know there's more bacteria living on your desktop than there is on a toilet seat?! OMGWTFBBQ PANIC!!!", and then it doesn't go on to mention what kind of bacteria is on there and if it is at all harmful to anything- or if it was, if there was any way to catch anything from it short of trying to clean your desk with your tongue.
I know it's you think it's your job to whip your audience into a panicked frenzy, TV producers, but not even your ominous sting music and sudden-black-and-white+slow zoom effects can distract me from realizing the one, single fact in your 5 minute story is apparently utterly meaningless.
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Bacteria are our friends, by and large. Things could get very bad for you without your gut flora.
Plus, no one will instantly walk into a brilliant art job just by moving to LA. You've got the same struggle for exposure and networking as anywhere else, except now you're competing with everyone else trying to do it locally as well.
Portland's got the same problem.
Today has been the worst day. The guy I was doing work for is gettin on my ass, lost a big contest, and now the girl doesn't want anything to do with me.
Why am I such a big fuck up. I can't do this shit anymore. Im fucking done
My first big commission from a customer at work, and I'm truly understanding how important being rich and being able to afford [strike]studio space[/strike] A REAL TABLE/materials is. I had to find things that were heavy enough (bath salt and body wash a friend got me in Egypt) to hold the corners of my paper down. And my bed is the only big enough place to work on this, which means spending a lot of time kneeling. ):<
Maybe he'll pay me big bucks when he sees it so I can buy all this stuff
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wakk hang in there duder. Sometimes things look a lot worse than they really are, especially when it all hits you at once like today. Tomorrow is another day, etc., etc... You're a really talented artist having a bad day, nothing to give up over.
/de-lurk!
Uncanny Magazine!
The Mad Writers Union
OO, lets play some SC 2
my b.net e-mail = macks.smart@hotmail.com
Anyone who SC2's feel free to add me !!!
And Wakk, I sure hope you do. I love showing your art to my friends, especially the dudes. Because you draw boobs pretty amazingly!! It's hard to stay optimistic sometimes, but I hope you cheer up!