I wish I had Mittani's original "so we beat bob" eve forum post saved, from back when that one spy turned off Delve's entire defense grid or whatever it was back then
That was some of the funniest goddamned trolling I've ever seen
I wish I had Mittani's original "so we beat bob" eve forum post saved, from back when that one spy turned off Delve's entire defense grid or whatever it was back then
That was some of the funniest goddamned trolling I've ever seen
in the crokmine
t iso: they cost about 360 mil and you can buy them on the market
I wish I had Mittani's original "so we beat bob" eve forum post saved, from back when that one spy turned off Delve's entire defense grid or whatever it was back then
That was some of the funniest goddamned trolling I've ever seen
Well no basically one of the guys from BoB gave us access to their entire corp
I wish I had Mittani's original "so we beat bob" eve forum post saved, from back when that one spy turned off Delve's entire defense grid or whatever it was back then
That was some of the funniest goddamned trolling I've ever seen
Well no basically one of the guys from BoB gave us access to their entire corp
Posts
That was some of the funniest goddamned trolling I've ever seen
Also where can I buy them?
in the crokmine
t iso: they cost about 360 mil and you can buy them on the market
However, this is not enough time to gather enough cash via other methods.
Well no basically one of the guys from BoB gave us access to their entire corp
hangars, finances, management, LadyScarlet's porn collection
We used 3 out of 4 of those things
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
Mostly because last time I played this game I wasted my money on a ship that I ended up getting blown up.
Rule #1 of Eve: Never fly anything you cannot afford to lose.
Rule #2 of Eve: You will die. Many, many times.
So I made the best ship I could and then got myself blown up.
I am become death, Destroyer of Worlds.
that was what mittens said the first time BoB died
also, that exact phrase is said by shiva
it's where it came from
also also, the games is 15 bucks a month normally
How do I play with you nerds?
follow the op buttwhore
also dear god do the tutorials
please
please do the tutorials
In Dominion or something?
then read the wiki
wait does merch have their own wiki
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
they got a revamp
just, take my advice here
they stop you from asking a lot of retarded questions
we are allowed to register for goonfleet, so we get their wiki
And by now I mean I'll do it after I finish watching Day9.
READ THAT GODDAMN WIKI ALL OF YOU
Best goddamn wiki
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
But which has the most badass looking ships?
Or which races ships look like penises?
I wrote the page on how to fly logistics ships.
8-)
ok, do not train for gallente ships
just
don't do it, for a lot of reasons I could go into, but would likely not make sense to you right now
however
amarr have LASERS and look like giant space dicks and buttplugs
merch wiki is pretty bad though :rotate:
Going to be a giant space dick.
warning FUCKING HUGE
Any race can fly any ship, so it is really whatever ship you want to start with/back story you like
but minmatar shoot bullets the size of volkswagons
But Lasers are better than bullets in space.
they literally are
also caldari own 8-)