Coping with Steam: Artistic Commentary on Our Shared Affliction
Most Frequently Asked Questions
1. Steam's search tool is cumbersome and not very informative. Is there a website, other than Steam's, I can go to find out what's on sale?
2. Can I register this copy of (Insert Game Here) on Steam?
Here's a list of games you can register on Steam. You can always add a non-Steam game to your Steam games list, so that people can see you playing it. You can also use this to add your own shortcuts with fake names to your Steam games list to make it look like you're playing Episode 3. Hilarious, right?
3. If I buy a game pack that already includes a game I own, can I gift that game?
Not usually. You're welcome to ask in this thread, although if you Google it it'll probably be answered even faster. Valve games are typically the only packs that let you do this, and even then it sometimes doesn't work.
4. Why isn't {Insert Game Here} available in my horrible little corner of the earth?
Many Steam games might be unavailable in your country if you have the temerity to live outside of the United States. This is not Steam's fault. Regional game availability is determined solely by the publisher, who should be the source of your ire. Gifting works regardless of region so you might find some helpful person in North America who can gift you the game. This very thread is a great place to ask!
5. How do I get an invite to the Penny Arcade Steam group?
The most convenient way is to just post a link to your Steam profile page (getting one of the swank signatures described below makes it easy) and ask for an invite. Just as a word of advice, we tend to prefer that you be a regular contributor to get an invite to the group. The rule of thumb is 6 months of activity on the forums. We are well known for our generosity, and like to make sure any new additions are here for the good of the community, and not to leech during sales. That said, we're a friendly group, so make yourself at home and start posting and you'll be there in no time!
Some Words on Gifting
If you receive a game or pack via a gift or a contest,
remember to thank that person either through a PM or by announcing it in the thread.
This is not optional. We are classy gentlemen and will act as such.
Steam's new gifting features allow you to store up games in your gift bank when you purchase them, instead of having to email yourself the gift link. It'll be an option during checkout.
A few things to remember as a giftee:
1. Make it possible to track you from PA Forums to Steam. A link directly to your steam ID is usually the most convenient. Remember, your Steam ID is different than your steam name. If you just include text to your steam name, we have to search and scroll through 5 pages to find you (and we may not find you if you're not using the same name/avatar combo!).
2. Make it possible to track you from Steam to PA Forums. Best bet is using similar avatar/name. Understandably, some people don't want to do that. In that case, you should have "I'm ______ on Penny Arcade Forums!" in your profile blurb.
Generally speaking, if you're selected for a gift from a stranger on here it will be, usually, one of two ways:
You will either post in the thread (so they will go to your profile to friend you and then to the store to send a gift.
—or—
Someone will want to gift a certain game and go to the store page where you can see everyone who has it on their wishlist.
Also, remember that a gifter can see when you added a game to your wishlist. If you add it on the day of the sale, you might have a smaller chance of being gifted it than someone who has been interested in it since release. Gifters should also make sure they are identifiable from Steam to PA Forums. Some people are shy and are too nervous to message a gifter and say "hey thanks, I have no idea who you are on forums!"
An Important Word on Contests
If you decide to run or participate in a giveaway contest for gift copies of games, please remember that all entry submissions must now be made via PM. The forum mods have stated that pages of the thread being filled with pictures, videos, etc. submitted as contest entries will lead to such contests being banned. So please, for the sake of the thread – take it to PMs.
Helpful Stuff
Steam Mover
Does your Steam library have 800 games? Do you wish you could move some of those games to different hard drives instead of deleting them entirely and then downloading them again when you want to play them?
Steam Mover is here for you.
Steam Price Guide
Do you have the misfortune to live somewhere other than America? Steam hates you! Luckily,
this cool website with prices for Steam games all around the world is here to help, so you can know if you want to ask an American friend to buy the game for you or not. Hint: you probably do.
AussiesYou need this program.
It reconfigures your Windows IPSEC settings (run it as an admin) to block out all but the servers which don't count towards your download quota on Steam. Now supports a bunch of ISPs through a graphical interface.
Basically guarantees you won't add to your download quota with Steam.
Also: Download TCPview:
TCPView
Then, use TCPview to close all Steam TCP servers (this is important, NOT the UDP ones, just the TCP ones). Steam will then reconnect to a different server, which will hopefully get you a better speed. If you don't go faster in a couple of seconds, retry until you get a speed you like.
I've also been told you Aussies might want to try
Angus Wolfcastle's SteamManager. Setting it up is easy is you follow the instructions
here. If you find you're still being charged for your steam downloads, try changing the setting like in
this link here.
Cool Community Add-Ons
Steam Signatures
With such a cool service, someone must have done some extra things to build on it. The forums have one such man, who made some super cool Steam signatures.
Suds is his name and killing is his game. Except for the killing. The signatures automatically use backgrounds for the games and the correct icon. Pretty neat, and they're 100% free!
Sample signature:
Steam Calculator
You can also use a script on
his Steam Calculator page to see how much your Steam account would be worth if you had taken advantage of some obscure, arcane combination of special deals that nobody could ever have taken advantage of. Or something sort of like that.
Steam Roulette
Having trouble picking a game out of your burgeoning [strike]backlog[/strike] gamebank to play? Let VicWhiten's
Steam Roulette decide! Just type in your Steam community ID (easier if you set up a custom URL on your Steam profile page), and Steam Roulette will read your library and randomly pick one game every time you hit "Spin the Wheel!" It even connects to Steam to allow you to install or start the game with a single click.
What's all this about serving "The Newell?"
It started with this comic:
And now it is our unofficial official motto.
And now, for your amusement, comic edits!
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@HiT BiT made the crab because he is our God-King
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EDIT: That is not all:
Where's your comic? I've been off the internets for a couple weeks. I probably missed it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKS0XIkzQFQ&feature=youtu.be
Origin: KafkaAU B-Net: Kafka#1778
No, it was originally posted like three threads ago.
I'm not actually upset about it. But I thought it had been well received at the time.
That reminds me I didn't re-post my Steam April fools joke this year...
SHEEEEEEIT!
I thought I was rocking the house with my ~550 hrs. Maybe 4 of those are versus though...
Would still play the shit out of it, every week, if there were just more legit campaigns :<
lynn, for trying to exploit the classiest gentleman in our community, you should be dragged out into the street and shot in the mouth.
Wii U - 'Nocero'
XBox ID - therealmasume
PS4 ID - realmasume
Steam profile.
Getting started with BATTLETECH: Part 1 / Part 2
Invisible legs are actually one of my biggest nagging pet peeves in FPS games.
I do but I think "This should be turn based" about almost everything.
Top class human beings, both of you.
In other news I just saw Confrontation. God I so want that game to be good, but it's not going to be good is it?
Here's another giveaway if you still don't own this awesome tower defense game.
Yeah, we do a ton of realism vs in Armadeaddon still. Not as many campaign runs, but there are a few in there who would still go through them.
Man I'd be all over that if my graphics card weren't dead. If I end up buying a new card before judgment day, I'll hit you up and you'll have at least one other person who shares your desire to play through the campaign all proper-like.
Been a while. Most of my free time is being eaten whole by Mass Effect 3 multiplayer, but I saw some tentative words about a possible Spring sale, and if there are objectives and achievements I might just have to shelf my N7 ranking for a while.
So, rather than skimming 100 pages of the last thread, any word so far on that?
2008, 2012, 2014 D&D "Rare With No Sauce" League Fantasy Football Champion!
It's all just speculation at this point.
I'd be up for some of that.
Wii U - 'Nocero'
XBox ID - therealmasume
PS4 ID - realmasume
It's good, but such a crappy PC port.
I can get you in, but I'm having trouble getting to your profile page. Send me a link and I'll hook you up.
Feh, they sealed their own fate with the lack of an advance PC demo/gratuitous mockery of PC users who were upset about it.
Yes. Senator Clay Davis. Slimey motherfucker.
Disagree. It looks fantastic and runs perfectly smooth. GFWL/console UI aside, it's a perfectly fine port.
I had no idea what it was all about and I was a fool for ignoring it.
After beating several levels I finally realized that you could kill things with boxes and planks from above, and with a grapple swing. Duh
: macg1991
Check out the Penny Arcade World of Tanks thread to join us in some fun times.
Just pop into the Steam chat and ask. Once you pass the "are you a filthy russian scammer?" test someone will invite you.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PennyArcade
I will be giving away at least 2 of them. The first in a easy quick steamgifts.
More copies will be given away as I decide how to, and seeing if specific people would like a copy before I open it up to the rest of the lovely community. Since I play late at night and early afternoon, this giveaway will be ending soon so if you're interested in racing games, give it a shot.
CorriganX on Steam and just about everywhere else.
That is not enough to make a port crappy to me. A lazy port, maybe, but not a bad one. A port that runs like shit or is poorly optimized are what I consider bad ports. Bulletstorm is perfectly playable with the UI it has and shouldn't be a deterrent to people buying it, especially when it's $5 like it was a couple days ago.
I'd like to see more turn based games show up in genres that are traditionally realtime.
A turn based racing game based on random dice rolls and a hand of game-specific cards with RPG elements for upgrading your driver/car is the game I would make if I ever became a guy who makes games.
I thought that the "sheeeeeeeeeyit" thing was just something his character did in The Wire, but then I saw the same actor playing a detective in The 25th Hour and he did it there too.