I mean, how does The Force not win? That's pretty much the definition of wizard.
THANK you! Exactly my thoughts! "Behold my magic powers!" *Force pull*
EDIT: So I'm at PAX and was playing CAH in the Seaport hotel lobby last night. Same card comes up, I again play "The Force" and I get shut down, again. Never again will I trust in the power of The Force.
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Job>game, gratz man!
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FiggyFighter of the night manChampion of the sunRegistered Userregular
Er, thanks towndrunk34. I don't know that I (or anyone else for that matter) would agree with you, but I sincerely hope your kickback from Cayrus was substantial.
Let's see, Laemkral is going to help me out of a little jam, here. Could you pick the best answers to the following sentence?
For my next trick, I will pull _________ out of __________.
Who comes up with these? We're just asking for it by now.
FiggyFighter of the night manChampion of the sunRegistered Userregular
edited April 2012
I don't know what half of you are doing over there with your buzzers up your butts, but we can't stall any longer. For this round, those who failed to submit cards sit out this round!
For my next trick, I will pull The Big Bang out of necrophilia.
For my next trick, I will pull embryonic stem cells out of Gandhi.
For my next trick, I will pull nipple blades out of the true meaning of Christmas.
For my next trick, I will pull classist undertones out of Christopher Walken.
For my next trick, I will pull the Pope out of assless chaps.
For my next trick, I will pull a robust mongoloid out of Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
For my next trick, I will pull 8oz of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin out of Nazis.
For my next trick, I will pull old people smell out of Judge Judy.
For my next trick, I will pull the placentaout of Natalie Portman.
For my next trick, I will pull the hardworking Mexican out of a really cool hat..
FiggyFighter of the night manChampion of the sunRegistered Userregular
edited April 2012
Alright, folks! There you have it! Cerberus takes the lead!
And with that? It looks like it's time for our final, super, awesome, wicked, chocolatey LIGHTENING ROUND!
For this final round, all contestants will submit their answers, and all contestants will vote for their favourite. Or maybe you'll vote for the worst? Whatever tickles your fancy. The only rule here is that you can't vote for your own entry. That's it!
Oh wait, that's not it. You'll see a whole bunch of questions. You must submit answers for two of the three. That's right. You will vote on each of them after all entries are in, and points will be awarded to first, and second place. Two and one, respectively. Or disrespectively.
Let the fun begin!
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ___________.
I never understood _____________ until I encountered _____________.
FiggyFighter of the night manChampion of the sunRegistered Userregular
edited April 2012
Also, if you guys can just copy/paste the entire question and put your answer in the blank, it will make this round a whole lot easier for me to track.
Edit: Another note, you're only answering two of the three questions, guys. Pick which two you want, leave the other one out.
FiggyFighter of the night manChampion of the sunRegistered Userregular
edited April 2012
Time is up for our super duper lightning round! Here are your choices:
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on the violation of our most basic human rights.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on finger painting.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on sexy pillow fights.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on cheating in the Special Olympics.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on getting so angry that you pop a boner.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on wiping her butt.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on whipping it out.
I never understood foreskin until I encountered road head.
I never understood the folly of man until I encountered Pabst Blue Ribbon.
I never understood dropping a chandelier on your enemies and then riding the rope up until I encountered opposable thumbs.
I never understood doing the right thing until I encountered third base.
I never understood police brutality until I encountered a token minority.
I never understood eugenics until I encountered my relationship status.
Re-gifting: kid tested, mother approved. Obesity: kid tested, mother approved. Teenage pregnancy: kid tested, mother approved. An Oedipus complex: kid tested, mother approved. Civilian casualties: kid tested, mother approved. Sniffing glue: kid tested, mother approved. A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis: kid tested, mother approved. Former President George W. Bush: kid tested, mother approved. Adderall: kid tested, mother approved.
Each contestant now votes for their favourite in each category. Again, you will be voting three times, and you cannot vote for your own submission. Let's hear it!
1.While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on sexy pillow fights. (Because it's the only more justifiable expenditure.)
2. I never understood the folly of man until I encountered Pabst Blue Ribbon. (Because it appeals to my beer snobbery.)
3. An Oedipus complex: kid tested, mother approved. (Doesn't play it too straight but still makes sense.)
What is this I don't even.
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FiggyFighter of the night manChampion of the sunRegistered Userregular
I was going to say it's up to you, so public it is!
1.sexy pillow fights!
2.folly of man, PBR (kinda straight but not)
3.snapping turtle (cheap circumcision, which mother doesnt want that?)
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While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on cheating in the Special Olympics.
I never understood the folly of man until I encountered Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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THANK you! Exactly my thoughts! "Behold my magic powers!" *Force pull*
EDIT: So I'm at PAX and was playing CAH in the Seaport hotel lobby last night. Same card comes up, I again play "The Force" and I get shut down, again. Never again will I trust in the power of The Force.
When my submission isn't even listed as an option I quit fucking caring
Who did the what now?
Also, it's a game man. If you're not having fun, then for sure bow out.
If it makes you feel any better, it wouldn't have won! :bz
But I won't say what it was because you can use it again
Let's see, Laemkral is going to help me out of a little jam, here. Could you pick the best answers to the following sentence?
For my next trick, I will pull _________ out of __________.
Who comes up with these? We're just asking for it by now.
For my next trick, I will pull The Big Bang out of necrophilia.
For my next trick, I will pull embryonic stem cells out of Gandhi.
For my next trick, I will pull nipple blades out of the true meaning of Christmas.
For my next trick, I will pull classist undertones out of Christopher Walken.
For my next trick, I will pull the Pope out of assless chaps.
For my next trick, I will pull a robust mongoloid out of Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
For my next trick, I will pull 8oz of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin out of Nazis.
For my next trick, I will pull old people smell out of Judge Judy.
For my next trick, I will pull the placentaout of Natalie Portman.
For my next trick, I will pull the hardworking Mexican out of a really cool hat..
@Laemkral , what is your will? So it may be done.
Nope.
And with that? It looks like it's time for our final, super, awesome, wicked, chocolatey LIGHTENING ROUND!
For this final round, all contestants will submit their answers, and all contestants will vote for their favourite. Or maybe you'll vote for the worst? Whatever tickles your fancy. The only rule here is that you can't vote for your own entry. That's it!
Oh wait, that's not it. You'll see a whole bunch of questions. You must submit answers for two of the three. That's right. You will vote on each of them after all entries are in, and points will be awarded to first, and second place. Two and one, respectively. Or disrespectively.
Let the fun begin!
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ___________.
I never understood _____________ until I encountered _____________.
_____________: kid tested, mother approved.
Let me hear it!
Edit: Another note, you're only answering two of the three questions, guys. Pick which two you want, leave the other one out.
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Bookish Stickers - Mrs. Rius' Etsy shop with bumper stickers and vinyl decals.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on the violation of our most basic human rights.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on finger painting.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on sexy pillow fights.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on cheating in the Special Olympics.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on getting so angry that you pop a boner.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on wiping her butt.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on whipping it out.
I never understood foreskin until I encountered road head.
I never understood the folly of man until I encountered Pabst Blue Ribbon.
I never understood dropping a chandelier on your enemies and then riding the rope up until I encountered opposable thumbs.
I never understood doing the right thing until I encountered third base.
I never understood police brutality until I encountered a token minority.
I never understood eugenics until I encountered my relationship status.
Re-gifting: kid tested, mother approved.
Obesity: kid tested, mother approved.
Teenage pregnancy: kid tested, mother approved.
An Oedipus complex: kid tested, mother approved.
Civilian casualties: kid tested, mother approved.
Sniffing glue: kid tested, mother approved.
A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis: kid tested, mother approved.
Former President George W. Bush: kid tested, mother approved.
Adderall: kid tested, mother approved.
Each contestant now votes for their favourite in each category. Again, you will be voting three times, and you cannot vote for your own submission. Let's hear it!
Inquisitor77: Rius, you are Sisyphus and melee Wizard is your boulder
Tube: This must be what it felt like to be an Iraqi when Saddam was killed
Bookish Stickers - Mrs. Rius' Etsy shop with bumper stickers and vinyl decals.
2) Police brutality. Made me laugh out loud at work. Explanation was awkward
3) Teenage Pregnancy
2. Police Brutality, because I'm a terrible human
3. An Oedipus complex, well played good sir.
We are 1/3 compatible.
Let's make out
Y/N
1) Cheating in the Special Olympics. Imagine that science lab.
2) Folly of Man / PBR. Smooth!
3) Oedipus Complex. Works perfectly.
Inquisitor77: Rius, you are Sisyphus and melee Wizard is your boulder
Tube: This must be what it felt like to be an Iraqi when Saddam was killed
Bookish Stickers - Mrs. Rius' Etsy shop with bumper stickers and vinyl decals.
2. I never understood the folly of man until I encountered Pabst Blue Ribbon. (Because it appeals to my beer snobbery.)
3. An Oedipus complex: kid tested, mother approved. (Doesn't play it too straight but still makes sense.)
2. Police brutality.
3. Oedipus complex.
My answers are identical.
2.folly of man, PBR (kinda straight but not)
3.snapping turtle (cheap circumcision, which mother doesnt want that?)
I never understood the folly of man until I encountered Pabst Blue Ribbon.
An Oedipus complex: kid tested, mother approved.
Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before
Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
2. Folly of man. It just makes me happy to hate hipsters!
3. Snapping turtle
2. police brutality. Sounds so aweful.
3. Oedipus complex. That just fit right in