Indie Winterdie KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered Userregular
edited November 2012
tell them they should turn it into a small, artistic vase
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
After missing last year's I am on for this year. I've been setting some money aside so I don't bankrupt myself again buying strangers gifts. I have poor impulse control when it comes to getting things for other people apparently.
The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
Also @Ceres and @Sassori I hope you guys don't mind me tagging you as intel sources. I know I haven't really been around much to chat with either of you, but I figure you two still probably know me best of anybody on the board, and I'm certain you can both interview me about anything my Satan my need to know without revealing to me who it is.
I think it's funny that I have never participated in this, but this is the second year in a row I could be helping someone give their gift.
Also Ceres and Sassori I hope you guys don't mind me tagging you as intel sources. I know I haven't really been around much to chat with either of you, but I figure you two still probably know me best of anybody on the board, and I'm certain you can both interview me about anything my Satan my need to know without revealing to me who it is.
I think it's funny that I have never participated in this, but this is the second year in a row I could be helping someone give their gift.
Geez Tox.
Don't act like you didn't love giving Nino those cupcakes.
Also Ceres and Sassori I hope you guys don't mind me tagging you as intel sources. I know I haven't really been around much to chat with either of you, but I figure you two still probably know me best of anybody on the board, and I'm certain you can both interview me about anything my Satan my need to know without revealing to me who it is.
I think it's funny that I have never participated in this, but this is the second year in a row I could be helping someone give their gift.
Geez Tox.
Don't act like you didn't love giving Nino those cupcakes.
ceresWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderatormod
I am so excited to do this again!
And uh.. kinda sorry for the person who gets me, since it is definitely going to be a handmade thing and not a big new fancy gaming rig or something.
Someday I hope to have enough money to be able to sign up for this and drop a grand doing something grandiose and overblown. Although honestly I'd probably split that love between satans and saints.
And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
Hello there, Satan. Nice to meet you and thanks for taking the time to stalk me. That's pretty awesome of you.
If you're angling to get to know me, here are a few tips, tricks and people to talk to:
General:
I'm an XL in t-shirts.
I grew up sailing and still have a love for it.
I work at a major internet toy store so, uh, buying me things from ThinkGeek would be cool and all that, but I've got that covered.
I read all the things when I have time and when I'm traveling, which is a bunch. Kindle gift certs are great as are paperbacks of books that you like and such. Recommend me things.
Oh, you're an artst/like to bake/have crafting skills? I love all of those things. Thinking about it now, virtually every piece of art I have hanging in my apartment is something where I have some kind of connection to the artist. Show off your skills.
I ride a yamaha cruiser style motorcycle pretty regularly.
Favorite game series: Mass Effect and Assassin's Creed
I smoke a pipe from time to time.
I drink whiskeys (bourbon, scotch and irish)
I travel pretty regularly it seems for both work and pleasure.
Love to cook and am pretty damn good at it.
I listed to a lot of rock and blues and such. But, you know, make me a mix tape. Show me some new tunes.
I currently live by myself with my two cats (oh god....I'm that guy)
I'm a fan of the NY Giants
People to talk to:
Want the scoop on me from people I'm close with around these parts? Here is a handful: Stale, Usagi, CrackedLens, Butters, Viv, Sheri, Balefuego, Lostwords, Zucchini
Gaming
I'm getting into board games and all that.
I have a PC that is video game capable without too much of a problem. However...
I play most of my games on a 360.
Dislikes?
Uhh...strawberries, tomatoes, most berries now that I think about it or things with really small seeds unless they're sesame seeds. Techno and electronica style music generally isn't my bag.
I'll keep editing this as I think about it. But you'll also find a list to my amazon wishlist in the sig. Thanks! I look forward to lavishing you with praise.
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molded or gtfo.
I don't want some random machine made fauxcock.
I want something I can say "Hey... this is InternetGuy's cock" about! I know him!
Like hey.
I gave you the dick
And if I would really be okay with someone owning an actual mold of my penis
In the draw?
If they come over to visit do you need to put it on display?
Satans..... hints.....
At least once a week the owner must bow to it and thank the lord above for its existence
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
Rock Cock Garden.
Blugh, cannot do this tonight though, too tired from scaring children.
Send me it.
I'll use it and then send you a photo of my recreation of the original Little Mermaid boxart.
Someone put dickbutt on the 'draw in the cover' of a comic they sent.
...and an 'Everybody poops' book.
I was glad I didn't wait until Christmas morning to open it in front of the folks.
: |
Except mine.
Mine is great.
How many other people have requested ball nuts.
Satans..... hints.....
i'm a pretty bitching SS if i say so myself.
I think it's funny that I have never participated in this, but this is the second year in a row I could be helping someone give their gift.
Geez Tox.
did you ever think of that
But then I didn't.
SS, I want a pony for Christmas, and not one of those dumb ass cartoon ones.
A real life baby horse, please and thank you.
...now I need to go find my amazon from last year and update it.
I have an awesome idea for something a friend of mine could make for my gift too.
Steam
As long as they're triple headed, I'm all for them!
Sounds like an Oglaf comic.
Click on the little timestamp at the top left of your post
Don't act like you didn't love giving Nino those cupcakes.
Doing good deeds hurts my soul.
Steam
Agreed
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
Man, I could totally use one of those.
And uh.. kinda sorry for the person who gets me, since it is definitely going to be a handmade thing and not a big new fancy gaming rig or something.
Someday I hope to have enough money to be able to sign up for this and drop a grand doing something grandiose and overblown. Although honestly I'd probably split that love between satans and saints.
Hello there, Satan. Nice to meet you and thanks for taking the time to stalk me. That's pretty awesome of you.
If you're angling to get to know me, here are a few tips, tricks and people to talk to:
General:
I'm an XL in t-shirts.
I grew up sailing and still have a love for it.
I work at a major internet toy store so, uh, buying me things from ThinkGeek would be cool and all that, but I've got that covered.
I read all the things when I have time and when I'm traveling, which is a bunch. Kindle gift certs are great as are paperbacks of books that you like and such. Recommend me things.
Oh, you're an artst/like to bake/have crafting skills? I love all of those things. Thinking about it now, virtually every piece of art I have hanging in my apartment is something where I have some kind of connection to the artist. Show off your skills.
I ride a yamaha cruiser style motorcycle pretty regularly.
Favorite game series: Mass Effect and Assassin's Creed
I smoke a pipe from time to time.
I drink whiskeys (bourbon, scotch and irish)
I travel pretty regularly it seems for both work and pleasure.
Love to cook and am pretty damn good at it.
I listed to a lot of rock and blues and such. But, you know, make me a mix tape. Show me some new tunes.
I currently live by myself with my two cats (oh god....I'm that guy)
I'm a fan of the NY Giants
People to talk to:
Want the scoop on me from people I'm close with around these parts? Here is a handful: Stale, Usagi, CrackedLens, Butters, Viv, Sheri, Balefuego, Lostwords, Zucchini
Gaming
I'm getting into board games and all that.
I have a PC that is video game capable without too much of a problem. However...
I play most of my games on a 360.
Dislikes?
Uhh...strawberries, tomatoes, most berries now that I think about it or things with really small seeds unless they're sesame seeds. Techno and electronica style music generally isn't my bag.
I'll keep editing this as I think about it. But you'll also find a list to my amazon wishlist in the sig. Thanks! I look forward to lavishing you with praise.