We followed English wedding traditions quite strictly at my sham wedding. I got absolutely wankered and danced like an utter cock. LIKE MY FOREFATHERS BEFORE ME.
If memory serves, you also had a giant block of cheese instead of a cake, making a mockery of the institution of marriage!
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
What is this garter throwing thing, I have never heard of this.
Bride tosses bouquet to all the single ladies while the traditional folk song "All the Single Ladies" is played
Groom tosses garter to a bunch of dudes.
Dude who catches garter then puts it on the bridesmaid that caught the bouqet in front of everyone
It is generally awkward and unpleasant for all parties involved.
Cohort of ladies on OKCupid in St. Louis differs greatly from that in Boston. News flash. They seemingly all lack English proficiency and have babies. This is a generalization.
We followed English wedding traditions quite strictly at my sham wedding. I got absolutely wankered and danced like an utter cock. LIKE MY FOREFATHERS BEFORE ME.
If memory serves, you also had a giant block of cheese instead of a cake, making a mockery of the institution of marriage!
In my neck of the woods Stilton is considered to be far better than cake. Wedding cakes are often quite boring, anyhow. Some icing, some cake, a couple of figurines that look nothing like the happy couple. Yawn. Give me an enormous slab of pungent cheese, some crackers and some grapes any day of the week.
What is this garter throwing thing, I have never heard of this.
Bride tosses bouquet to all the single ladies while the traditional folk song "All the Single Ladies" is played
Groom tosses garter to a bunch of dudes.
Dude who catches garter then puts it on the bridesmaid that caught the bouqet in front of everyone
It is generally awkward and unpleasant for all parties involved.
MOST AWKWARD. College roomie's wedding a couple of years ago. They do the garter toss first. A buddy who is very very drunk catches it. He tells me to the side he hopes the girl who catches the bouquet is hot. They do the bouquet toss. Who catches it? The bride's 9 year old niece who's mom thought it would be cute if she got in the group of single ladies. They still tried to finish the whole bit. Luckily buddy sobered up real quick and just kinda put the garter around the girls wrist. He still shudders when he thinks of how awkward that moment was.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
We followed English wedding traditions quite strictly at my sham wedding. I got absolutely wankered and danced like an utter cock. LIKE MY FOREFATHERS BEFORE ME.
If memory serves, you also had a giant block of cheese instead of a cake, making a mockery of the institution of marriage!
In my neck of the woods Stilton is considered to be far better than cake. Wedding cakes are often quite boring, anyhow. Some icing, some cake, a couple of figurines that look nothing like the happy couple. Yawn. Give me an enormous slab of pungent cheese, some crackers and some grapes any day of the week.
The last wedding I went to the figurines on the cake were Wall-E and Eve. And it was fucking awesome.
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We followed English wedding traditions quite strictly at my sham wedding. I got absolutely wankered and danced like an utter cock. LIKE MY FOREFATHERS BEFORE ME.
If memory serves, you also had a giant block of cheese instead of a cake, making a mockery of the institution of marriage!
In my neck of the woods Stilton is considered to be far better than cake. Wedding cakes are often quite boring, anyhow. Some icing, some cake, a couple of figurines that look nothing like the happy couple. Yawn. Give me an enormous slab of pungent cheese, some crackers and some grapes any day of the week.
I'd go with both.
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yeah i only enjoy sativa
kush usually just makes me incapable of getting up out of a chair
We followed English wedding traditions quite strictly at my sham wedding. I got absolutely wankered and danced like an utter cock. LIKE MY FOREFATHERS BEFORE ME.
If memory serves, you also had a giant block of cheese instead of a cake, making a mockery of the institution of marriage!
In my neck of the woods Stilton is considered to be far better than cake. Wedding cakes are often quite boring, anyhow. Some icing, some cake, a couple of figurines that look nothing like the happy couple. Yawn. Give me an enormous slab of pungent cheese, some crackers and some grapes any day of the week.
Are there actually weddings that have Stilton instead of cake?
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cptruggedI think it has something to do with free will.Registered Userregular
Groom's cakes are usually so much cooler than the actual wedding cake. I wish I'd gotten one.
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
We followed English wedding traditions quite strictly at my sham wedding. I got absolutely wankered and danced like an utter cock. LIKE MY FOREFATHERS BEFORE ME.
If memory serves, you also had a giant block of cheese instead of a cake, making a mockery of the institution of marriage!
In my neck of the woods Stilton is considered to be far better than cake. Wedding cakes are often quite boring, anyhow. Some icing, some cake, a couple of figurines that look nothing like the happy couple. Yawn. Give me an enormous slab of pungent cheese, some crackers and some grapes any day of the week.
Are there actually weddings that have Stilton instead of cake?
...
Sign me up.
Wait I take back everything I ever said about not wanting to get married.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
I'm gonna get married AT LEAST twice a week from here on out.
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
What is this garter throwing thing, I have never heard of this.
Bride tosses bouquet to all the single ladies while the traditional folk song "All the Single Ladies" is played
Groom tosses garter to a bunch of dudes.
Dude who catches garter then puts it on the bridesmaid that caught the bouqet in front of everyone
It is generally awkward and unpleasant for all parties involved.
What is this garter throwing thing, I have never heard of this.
Bride tosses bouquet to all the single ladies while the traditional folk song "All the Single Ladies" is played
Groom tosses garter to a bunch of dudes.
Dude who catches garter then puts it on the bridesmaid that caught the bouqet in front of everyone
It is generally awkward and unpleasant for all parties involved.
And teeth are way too involved.
Ah yes. I have seen it put on with teeth.
Fuck that
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What is this garter throwing thing, I have never heard of this.
Bride tosses bouquet to all the single ladies while the traditional folk song "All the Single Ladies" is played
Groom tosses garter to a bunch of dudes.
Dude who catches garter then puts it on the bridesmaid that caught the bouqet in front of everyone
It is generally awkward and unpleasant for all parties involved.
jesus christ
that is ten kinds of fucked up
It can get worse. At my cousin's wedding one of my younger cousins caught the bouquet. My aunts and mother decided that I had to join in with the single guys. I tried to argue against it because I had been married once so it wouldn't be fair but enough of my female relatives can drag me somewhere apparently. So I did the only thing a man can do in a situation like that. Faked my knee going out and flopped like I was trying out for the Italian world cup team.
Going back to American cultural standards for nudity is going to be weird.
Going back to American cultural standards for PDAs will be nice though.
Can you briefly tell me what it's like in Japan, compared to here? I'm curious and don't know more than the basics.
Nudity is very context driven, but nudity isn't inherently sexual here. If you go to an onsen or a public bathhouse you walk around naked and it is no big deal. They are mostly split by gender but no one cares that anyone else there is naked. Little naked kids go running by chasing one another, dodging around all naked doddering men. If you go to a mixed onsen it is likewise the same, no one cares. It's because the context of an onsen is a place to relax, there is nothing sexual about onsen, so there's nothing sexual about being naked there.
Or take for example last night at my kendo practice, we are in our dojo, the purpose of which is to practice kendo. So, while I was changing in the same area as everyone else and was just down to my boxers and a new female member showed up for the first time we went through the whole greeting ritual (hajimemashite, blah blah blah, yoroshiku onegaishimasu) while I was basically wearing nothing, and no one cared.
PDAs though are basically a big no-no. Anything past holding hands is really frowned upon. And I almost got tossed out of a bar for swapping spit with a girl.
Admittedly I also think part of that is that I had just met the girl like 10 minutes ago at that bar and I think some other people had been eyeing her for some time during the night and probably buying her drinks or buying drinks to build up their courage for her... so I probably wasn't good for sales.
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Both are supposed to predict who will be getting married next.
If memory serves, you also had a giant block of cheese instead of a cake, making a mockery of the institution of marriage!
Chinese weddings r teh weirdest
jesus christ
that is ten kinds of fucked up
In my neck of the woods Stilton is considered to be far better than cake. Wedding cakes are often quite boring, anyhow. Some icing, some cake, a couple of figurines that look nothing like the happy couple. Yawn. Give me an enormous slab of pungent cheese, some crackers and some grapes any day of the week.
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was more like
lemon lime gatorade?
MOST AWKWARD. College roomie's wedding a couple of years ago. They do the garter toss first. A buddy who is very very drunk catches it. He tells me to the side he hopes the girl who catches the bouquet is hot. They do the bouquet toss. Who catches it? The bride's 9 year old niece who's mom thought it would be cute if she got in the group of single ladies. They still tried to finish the whole bit. Luckily buddy sobered up real quick and just kinda put the garter around the girls wrist. He still shudders when he thinks of how awkward that moment was.
The last wedding I went to the figurines on the cake were Wall-E and Eve. And it was fucking awesome.
I'd go with both.
kush usually just makes me incapable of getting up out of a chair
Are there actually weddings that have Stilton instead of cake?
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Gaze upon the magnificence of our tiered cheese cake, seen here apparently through a thick fog in a picture taken by a man listing badly to starboard.
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That said,I wanna get a fondant re imagining of the bowser pot leaf tattoo for my 35 birthday.
I didn't even read the article beyond the first few sentences because I'm busy but "Is Obamacare a War on Bros?"
Wait I take back everything I ever said about not wanting to get married.
Head does not match body.
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One of the very few requirements that I had for the wedding was a cake that I would eat.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
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I personally would want a fiancee I could eat but to each his/her own.
Going back to American cultural standards for PDAs will be nice though.
And teeth are way too involved.
Can you briefly tell me what it's like in Japan, compared to here? I'm curious and don't know more than the basics.
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It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
If there is a War on Bros....
Where do I enlist?
Ah yes. I have seen it put on with teeth.
Fuck that
It can get worse. At my cousin's wedding one of my younger cousins caught the bouquet. My aunts and mother decided that I had to join in with the single guys. I tried to argue against it because I had been married once so it wouldn't be fair but enough of my female relatives can drag me somewhere apparently. So I did the only thing a man can do in a situation like that. Faked my knee going out and flopped like I was trying out for the Italian world cup team.
I really hate the garter tradition.
I had one of those. I can't recommend it enough.
--LeVar Burton
Nudity is very context driven, but nudity isn't inherently sexual here. If you go to an onsen or a public bathhouse you walk around naked and it is no big deal. They are mostly split by gender but no one cares that anyone else there is naked. Little naked kids go running by chasing one another, dodging around all naked doddering men. If you go to a mixed onsen it is likewise the same, no one cares. It's because the context of an onsen is a place to relax, there is nothing sexual about onsen, so there's nothing sexual about being naked there.
Or take for example last night at my kendo practice, we are in our dojo, the purpose of which is to practice kendo. So, while I was changing in the same area as everyone else and was just down to my boxers and a new female member showed up for the first time we went through the whole greeting ritual (hajimemashite, blah blah blah, yoroshiku onegaishimasu) while I was basically wearing nothing, and no one cared.
PDAs though are basically a big no-no. Anything past holding hands is really frowned upon. And I almost got tossed out of a bar for swapping spit with a girl.
Admittedly I also think part of that is that I had just met the girl like 10 minutes ago at that bar and I think some other people had been eyeing her for some time during the night and probably buying her drinks or buying drinks to build up their courage for her... so I probably wasn't good for sales.