dude, who hasn't rubbed one out on the company nickel?
that shit is sweet.
I'll one up you, I've done it on the government's watch.
I've jerked off with your taxes!
I fucked my girlfriend on the landing above the ice machine in the state capitol, some guy came in at the...climax of the event, left quietly, and the thinking was that some of the prison trustees were to blame. That room was always locked after.
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I'm shocked...shocked, to find faggotry in this thread.
I draw all kinds of dark amusement out of horribly scarring others with internet horrors, such as that furry thread. It enriches my soul with evil.
It's a pretty good intro course to SE for the new guys, I think.
It is a sign to quit the internets and recouperate one's morals when you find that it's not horrifying to encounter the thing in there, e.g. people who get off on animals huffing helium until they explode.
dude, who hasn't rubbed one out on the company nickel?
that shit is sweet.
I'll one up you, I've done it on the government's watch.
I've jerked off with your taxes!
I fucked my girlfriend on the landing above the ice machine in the state capitol, some guy came in at the...climax of the event, left quietly, and the thinking was that some of the prison trustees were to blame. That room was always locked after.
Bless you...
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dude, who hasn't rubbed one out on the company nickel?
that shit is sweet.
I'll one up you, I've done it on the government's watch.
I've jerked off with your taxes!
I fucked my girlfriend on the landing above the ice machine in the state capitol, some guy came in at the...climax of the event, left quietly, and the thinking was that some of the prison trustees were to blame. That room was always locked after.
Bless you...
I did it...for America.
Aslan on
I'm shocked...shocked, to find faggotry in this thread.
sometimes i'm a premature ejaculator, sometimes i can't cum at all.
I was on Zoloft for about a year and stopped because I lost sensation. Great for lasting forever but bad for having any fucking fun.
after a while its like doing push ups
Haha! Yeah, it's like work.
Gotta admit, though, after going off of the meds it feels like I can fucking shoot at the drop of a hat. Tough call.
Oral.
You mean for her? Or me? Because my girl has never been able to orgasm during normal sex without some manual intervention, even when I was lasting for days. So the oral already happens pretty much every time for her anyway.
t McNally: Jesus, mine was never that bad. And if it was I'd just fucking quit after a while.
Maybe you should take a look at some diagrams to make sure you're in the right area, McNally.
If it seems kind of tight in there, make sure you're not accidentally fucking her belly button.
nah dude. when i go down on her, she get's all twitchy and moany and says: STOP, I CAN'T TAKE IT.
and pushes me away
True story: I once dated a chick that wouldn't let me touch her nipples and could barely handle any action with her boobs at all. It was like they were ticklish or something.
Edit: which was too bad, because they were big suckas
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I'll one up you, I've done it on the government's watch.
I've jerked off with your taxes!
Then you must be the Scrooge McDuck of Hades.
It's a pretty good intro course to SE for the new guys, I think.
Do kegels actually do anything for you? Any internet resources to reference?
I fucked my girlfriend on the landing above the ice machine in the state capitol, some guy came in at the...climax of the event, left quietly, and the thinking was that some of the prison trustees were to blame. That room was always locked after.
They help some guys stay a little harder and last a little longer.
Personally though, you get to a point where no sane female would really want to go for that long anyhow.
Also, I fib a lot.
Secret Satan
It is a sign to quit the internets and recouperate one's morals when you find that it's not horrifying to encounter the thing in there, e.g. people who get off on animals huffing helium until they explode.
Bless you...
It came free with my new iPod.
I did it...for America.
I was on Zoloft for about a year and stopped because I lost sensation. Great for lasting forever but bad for having any fucking fun.
and I keep reading PBF because it's frigging awesome.
Secret Satan
Probably because it updates every day and fuck working first thing in the morning.
Haha! Yeah, it's like work.
Gotta admit, though, after going off of the meds it feels like I can fucking shoot at the drop of a hat. Tough call.
Oral.
Secret Satan
You mean for her? Or me? Because my girl has never been able to orgasm during normal sex without some manual intervention, even when I was lasting for days. So the oral already happens pretty much every time for her anyway.
t McNally: Jesus, mine was never that bad. And if it was I'd just fucking quit after a while.
also, grip for a couple seconds right where the shaft meets to buy yourself extra time
If it seems kind of tight in there, make sure you're not accidentally fucking her belly button.
I just start punching myself in the nuts when I'm close.
and pushes me away
well that just makes me go sooner
I have never had an SE++er's wang in my mouth...
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It happens.
But it might also be hurting her.
Get her a vibe, dude, that'll push her over the top.
Also:
I didn't tell the first girl I was with that I was a virgin till WAYYYYY after.
Secret Satan
True story: I once dated a chick that wouldn't let me touch her nipples and could barely handle any action with her boobs at all. It was like they were ticklish or something.
Edit: which was too bad, because they were big suckas
first time lasted like 1 minute.
tops
I was nervous as hell.
And she kind of mangled me up.
So I went like an hour and nothin.
Edit: also I'm terrible at job hunting.
Secret Satan