This review is making the argument that Batman and Robin is the best of the first four Batman movies.
It's as far as I can tell, absolutely correct.
By what criteria could that possibly be true? B&R is an awful movie, and at the very least the two Michael Keaton ones range from excellent to pretty good.
Batman Forever I dunno. I haven't seen it for years and I suspect it has aged less well. But B&R was atrocious from the word go.
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Diseases were made up by the Catholic Church to convince people that death was real. Hard to sell the idea of the afterlife to people that just live forever.
This review is making the argument that Batman and Robin is the best of the first four Batman movies.
It's as far as I can tell, absolutely correct.
By what criteria could that possibly be true? B&R is an awful movie, and at the very least the two Michael Keaton ones range from excellent to pretty good.
Batman Forever I dunno. I haven't seen it for years and I suspect it has aged less well. But B&R was atrocious from the word go.
Starting the film with Batman yelling "Go!" was a mistake, too.
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spacekungfumanPoor and minority-filledRegistered User, __BANNED USERSregular
This review is making the argument that Batman and Robin is the best of the first four Batman movies.
It's as far as I can tell, absolutely correct.
By what criteria could that possibly be true? B&R is an awful movie, and at the very least the two Michael Keaton ones range from excellent to pretty good.
Batman Forever I dunno. I haven't seen it for years and I suspect it has aged less well. But B&R was atrocious from the word go.
Maybe the sole criteria was number of molded armor nipples?
This review is making the argument that Batman and Robin is the best of the first four Batman movies.
It's as far as I can tell, absolutely correct.
By what criteria could that possibly be true? B&R is an awful movie, and at the very least the two Michael Keaton ones range from excellent to pretty good.
Batman Forever I dunno. I haven't seen it for years and I suspect it has aged less well. But B&R was atrocious from the word go.
Their argument is that it's totally aware that it's a live action cartoon, and isn't plagued by the tonal inconsistencies of the other movies.
This review is making the argument that Batman and Robin is the best of the first four Batman movies.
It's as far as I can tell, absolutely correct.
By what criteria could that possibly be true? B&R is an awful movie, and at the very least the two Michael Keaton ones range from excellent to pretty good.
Batman Forever I dunno. I haven't seen it for years and I suspect it has aged less well. But B&R was atrocious from the word go.
Also if you think the Michael Keaton ones were good...
Diseases were made up by the Catholic Church to convince people that death was real. Hard to sell the idea of the afterlife to people that just live forever.
This review is making the argument that Batman and Robin is the best of the first four Batman movies.
It's as far as I can tell, absolutely correct.
By what criteria could that possibly be true? B&R is an awful movie, and at the very least the two Michael Keaton ones range from excellent to pretty good.
Batman Forever I dunno. I haven't seen it for years and I suspect it has aged less well. But B&R was atrocious from the word go.
Their argument is that it's totally aware that it's a live action cartoon, and isn't plagued by the tonal inconsistencies of the other movies.
Being consistently awful is not a measure of quality. It sounds like someone being contrarian as an exercise in look at me cleverness.
spacekungfumanPoor and minority-filledRegistered User, __BANNED USERSregular
First 3 batman movies are best three batman movies. Dark knight trilogy is as bad as batman and Robin. Maybe worse. I didn't fall asleep during Batman and Robin.
Diseases were made up by the Catholic Church to convince people that death was real. Hard to sell the idea of the afterlife to people that just live forever.
so the only constant would be just taxes, then
not for monopoly men like skfm
no constants!
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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Batman Begins is up there with 300 for most boring movie I have ever seen.
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I didn't like the Keaton batmans because Keaton doesn't look like a batman
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Diseases were made up by the Catholic Church to convince people that death was real. Hard to sell the idea of the afterlife to people that just live forever.
because without them you're like, nah this isn't a ridiculous torso sculpture breastplate i'm wearing this is just what it looks like, doesn't it look cool
no not really also was i supposed to take you seriously
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Diseases were made up by the Catholic Church to convince people that death was real. Hard to sell the idea of the afterlife to people that just live forever.
because without them you're like, nah this isn't a ridiculous torso sculpture breastplate i'm wearing this is just what it looks like, doesn't it look cool
no not really also was i supposed to take you seriously
Maybe Bruce Wayne's nipples were killed by muggers?
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She stopped after I explained to her that if any of that shit worked, nobody would be on dialysis.
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It's as far as I can tell, absolutely correct.
My favorite is when he says I'm "Doctor" Leo Spaceman.
By what criteria could that possibly be true? B&R is an awful movie, and at the very least the two Michael Keaton ones range from excellent to pretty good.
Batman Forever I dunno. I haven't seen it for years and I suspect it has aged less well. But B&R was atrocious from the word go.
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Starting the film with Batman yelling "Go!" was a mistake, too.
Maybe the sole criteria was number of molded armor nipples?
Their argument is that it's totally aware that it's a live action cartoon, and isn't plagued by the tonal inconsistencies of the other movies.
Also if you think the Michael Keaton ones were good...
I don't know what to tell you.
so the only constant would be just taxes, then
Being consistently awful is not a measure of quality. It sounds like someone being contrarian as an exercise in look at me cleverness.
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Apparently you're going to tell me you disagree and are therefore wrong?
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not for monopoly men like skfm
no constants!
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
irish twitter sites are running a "meet the protestors" sort of thing to show how exasperated people are
"I have nine children! I can't afford to pay"
maybe you should stop breeding, just a suggestion
What about Desmond?
because without them you're like, nah this isn't a ridiculous torso sculpture breastplate i'm wearing this is just what it looks like, doesn't it look cool
no not really also was i supposed to take you seriously
No actor embodied the character better, and no one will ever again.
I still haven't seen the last one, though, and apparently it's the weakest. Or at least the one that gets the most criticism.
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Lorc? Is that you?
Maybe Bruce Wayne's nipples were killed by muggers?
Heh, cute. Don't worry diddums, you're not special.
I still maintain that 300 could have been fantastic if it had the guts to drop all the talking scenes with Gorgo and that whole plot
killing killing killing killing, laconic wit about killing, more killing
it was kinda hypnotic. But that they felt like oh no we gotta put some plot into it pulled me out of it. Cowards!
Half of the first movie is him moving from sitting to laying down in the tumbler.