squirm, would it help to focus your energies if i told you some things i hate
Seems like you just want to list things you hate. Also seems like you could easily turn such a list into a joke post by switching mid-stream to lyrics from "We Didn't Start the Fire" and/or "It's the End of the World As We Know It".
squirm, would it help to focus your energies if i told you some things i hate
Seems like you just want to list things you hate. Also seems like you could easily turn such a list into a joke post by switching mid-stream to lyrics from "We Didn't Start the Fire" and/or "It's the End of the World As We Know It".
I called the National Suicide Prevention line about an hour ago. They told me to watch more TV and to keep looking for work.
I feel mixed about this, but at least that mixed feeling has me too confused to want to kill myself, so hey, nicely done NSPL.
In the long term, get a job.
In the short term, watch some TV.
Shit, I wonder what suicide prevention hotlines pay. I could do that job. It seems likes it's more straightforward than I'd think.
Also, y'know, good decision, not killing yourself and all that. I'd rather you stick around.
I don't want to go either. So that counts for something. But I feel so utterly lost. I feel like there's no way forward.
Except for television, apparently.
Well the job thing in the long term. You can only kill so much time on your own.
You go forward at the same pace regardless of what you do. The only trick to it is to have it nice enough while time passes by that you don't mind.
The problem is I feel like I'm going backwards. Eight years ago I started working at Disney as a Project Coordinator earning quite a fair amount of money. I enjoyed that job.
Last week I interviewed for a Bellhop position at a hotel. I'd be earning minimum wage plus tips.
This is where my career has gone. This is how much value I have as a person.
squirm, would it help to focus your energies if i told you some things i hate
Seems like you just want to list things you hate. Also seems like you could easily turn such a list into a joke post by switching mid-stream to lyrics from "We Didn't Start the Fire" and/or "It's the End of the World As We Know It".
squirm, would it help to focus your energies if i told you some things i hate
Seems like you just want to list things you hate. Also seems like you could easily turn such a list into a joke post by switching mid-stream to lyrics from "We Didn't Start the Fire" and/or "It's the End of the World As We Know It".
So play it, Sam.
i don't want you to think i'm just using this opportunity to satisfy my needs so i'll offer you a variety of things
things i hate:
-people who say 'my facebook status isn't about you, so don't say anything'. shut up, idiot.
-german chocolate cake. leave coconut out of this. it's gross.
-drivers who tailgate. fuck, just slow down or pass me.
things i love:
-my new car.
-ladies
-donkey kong the poster
-pierogies
good tv shows:
-rick and morty
-rick and morty
-rick and morty 1,000 years
Organichu on
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Legal hiring is back in full swing. You should all go to law school and rack up $150k+ in debt. It will totally work out and you will all be hired at $160k starting salaries. No chance that plan could backfire.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
my state delegate actually went around door-to-door in person tonight
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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knitdanIn ur baseKillin ur guysRegistered Userregular
Suddenly?
But really he's got some new p-word art installation and its apparently a perfect example of self parody.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
What's the title of that self indulgent prog rock bullshit album Kanye put out with the 1970s ass music video with the alien bird chick and desperate grabs for seriousness that stans jumped on
The birthday song is the opposite of that and that's why it is superior
Having dumb fun is way better than being the 2012 Elton John
I really liked that album you jerk
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Legal hiring is back in full swing. You should all go to law school and rack up $150k+ in debt. It will totally work out and you will all be hired at $160k starting salaries. No chance that plan could backfire.
Yeah. I'm in the process of writing scripts that replace like... 80% of the lawyering.
I'm not, but I'd be willing to bet that some people are already looking into automating a lot of the things lawyers charge $Texas billable hours for.
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A woman wrote to a TV station in Missouri this weekend that Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump appeared to her — in butter, according to KSDK.
squirm, would it help to focus your energies if i told you some things i hate
Seems like you just want to list things you hate. Also seems like you could easily turn such a list into a joke post by switching mid-stream to lyrics from "We Didn't Start the Fire" and/or "It's the End of the World As We Know It".
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i was gonna complain that there was no one online on facebook to talk to and then i remembered that's because it's 3am on a weekday and everyone is sleeping because they have work and that made me sad
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Legal hiring is back in full swing. You should all go to law school and rack up $150k+ in debt. It will totally work out and you will all be hired at $160k starting salaries. No chance that plan could backfire.
Yeah. I'm in the process of writing scripts that replace like... 80% of the lawyering.
I'm not, but I'd be willing to bet that some people are already looking into automating a lot of the things lawyers charge $Texas billable hours for.
Redline software already did that and ediscovery already did that.
The best thing about being a big form lawyer as far as stability goes is the stuff clients actually need you for is invariably the more complex, murky stuff where the cost of getting it wrong can be super high. That kind of work couldn't be automated or outsourced.
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did you learn the anti-life equation
we won't judge
But what even is a poldy
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
You didn't kill John Wick's dog, right?
apparently they're specifically searching for and confiscating spray paint cans upon entry
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
I don't want to go either. So that counts for something. But I feel so utterly lost. I feel like there's no way forward.
Except for television, apparently.
Let me tell you something about the Portuguese
Seems like you just want to list things you hate. Also seems like you could easily turn such a list into a joke post by switching mid-stream to lyrics from "We Didn't Start the Fire" and/or "It's the End of the World As We Know It".
So play it, Sam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcIy9NiNbmo
re: banksy
i don't hate the portugese but i think they made a huge mistake conquering brazil
huehuehue
Well the job thing in the long term. You can only kill so much time on your own.
You go forward at the same pace regardless of what you do. The only trick to it is to have it nice enough while time passes by that you don't mind.
ALT:
https://youtu.be/ABGiqizwCso
The problem is I feel like I'm going backwards. Eight years ago I started working at Disney as a Project Coordinator earning quite a fair amount of money. I enjoyed that job.
Last week I interviewed for a Bellhop position at a hotel. I'd be earning minimum wage plus tips.
This is where my career has gone. This is how much value I have as a person.
i hate this fucking song now
i used to not care
but i really gave it a good listen the other day
and now i'm aginn it
they don't hate him
he opened up a disneyland knockoff and he's an easy target to rip the piss out of
i don't want you to think i'm just using this opportunity to satisfy my needs so i'll offer you a variety of things
things i hate:
-people who say 'my facebook status isn't about you, so don't say anything'. shut up, idiot.
-german chocolate cake. leave coconut out of this. it's gross.
-drivers who tailgate. fuck, just slow down or pass me.
things i love:
-my new car.
-ladies
-donkey kong the poster
-pierogies
good tv shows:
-rick and morty
-rick and morty
-rick and morty 1,000 years
But really he's got some new p-word art installation and its apparently a perfect example of self parody.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Dinner.
I really liked that album you jerk
I hated him before it was cool.
Yeah. I'm in the process of writing scripts that replace like... 80% of the lawyering.
How about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCcYl9E73nI
So they're making fun of his facile art because he's an easy target.
Redline software already did that and ediscovery already did that.
The best thing about being a big form lawyer as far as stability goes is the stuff clients actually need you for is invariably the more complex, murky stuff where the cost of getting it wrong can be super high. That kind of work couldn't be automated or outsourced.
*complex dap ceremony*
the adult swim stream was borked when i watched it and it wouldn't go past like, 15 minutes and i wasn't even mad
rick, pls
nah
it's easy targets the whole way down, yes