Partially it's fun watching skilled people practice a visual craft (renovation/decoration), partially there's a small amount of voyeurism in watching a couple fight over their priorities in housing.
Yes I enjoy the "brittle people fighting each other" aspect
i just realized it's going to go out of business in like 6 months like every decent authentic restaurant because everyone here is at the applebees unless they're celebrating at The Garden.
Partially it's fun watching skilled people practice a visual craft (renovation/decoration), partially there's a small amount of voyeurism in watching a couple fight over their priorities in housing.
Everything is so fake tho, like all the fights are staged completely, yet I still watch! Whyyyyy
deep down you wish to settle down and have that white picket fence and 2.5 kids and argue about what to renovate first?
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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Partially it's fun watching skilled people practice a visual craft (renovation/decoration), partially there's a small amount of voyeurism in watching a couple fight over their priorities in housing.
Everything is so fake tho, like all the fights are staged completely, yet I still watch! Whyyyyy
That's all the insight I have. I also go straight to HGTV when at a hotel. Or TLC if they have say yes to the dress, but basically nothing else at this point on that channel...
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Partially it's fun watching skilled people practice a visual craft (renovation/decoration), partially there's a small amount of voyeurism in watching a couple fight over their priorities in housing.
Everything is so fake tho, like all the fights are staged completely, yet I still watch! Whyyyyy
That's all the insight I have. I also go straight to HGTV when at a hotel. Or TLC if they have say yes to the dress, but basically nothing else at this point on that channel...
You guys are so lucky. My town has a slightly iffy Chinese place that does Americanized Chinese food but at least is owned by a Chinese couple so the food isn't completely ruined by southern taste.
And finally we got a decent pizza place.
And that's it, the other restaurants are horrible. I have to drive into Florence just to get normally-mediocre American chain restaurant food.
Partially it's fun watching skilled people practice a visual craft (renovation/decoration), partially there's a small amount of voyeurism in watching a couple fight over their priorities in housing.
Everything is so fake tho, like all the fights are staged completely, yet I still watch! Whyyyyy
deep down you wish to settle down and have that white picket fence and 2.5 kids and argue about what to renovate first?
Does it even have a camera mounted on the inside so you can check from your phone what you need to buy because a 20 cent pad of paper and a pencil is too much work?
Does it even have a camera mounted on the inside so you can check from your phone what you need to buy because a 20 cent pad of paper and a pencil is too much work?
I'm not going to lie bro, that is something I'd spend an extra $2 grand for the convenience of.
"Oh shit do I have (X)???"
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As someone who works in real estate they aren't. Not only are they mostly lies, they directly cause me to have to deal with idiots who watched one of those and then gets into my industry.
Tell me about the lies!
The prices they quote are ridiculous for one. Like they claim they can turn around a house for like double its listing cost in a month or whatever? Yeah no fucking way. Also they frequently price a house out of the neighborhood its in (not all of the flip shows do, but a lot of them do), so even if there was a buyer for the area they couldn't afford it.
Obviously some markets are different from others, but much like Storage wars when you see them pulling pie in the sky "worth" numbers, know its complete bullshit.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Does it even have a camera mounted on the inside so you can check from your phone what you need to buy because a 20 cent pad of paper and a pencil is too much work?
I'm not going to lie bro, that is something I'd spend an extra $2 grand for the convenience of.
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Yes I enjoy the "brittle people fighting each other" aspect
Dude got eat goat.
You can thank me later.
deep down you wish to settle down and have that white picket fence and 2.5 kids and argue about what to renovate first?
This trophy wife! "My fiancé is older, but he has a young heart and that's all that matters!"
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
That's all the insight I have. I also go straight to HGTV when at a hotel. Or TLC if they have say yes to the dress, but basically nothing else at this point on that channel...
and a bank account that makes me go "sploosh"
Twinsies! I only watch this stuff in hotels.
Her budget is "unlimited"
And finally we got a decent pizza place.
And that's it, the other restaurants are horrible. I have to drive into Florence just to get normally-mediocre American chain restaurant food.
God yes
Metal/glass sheet lifter?
the other 50% can be the property brothers because they're eye candy
hahahahahaha no
that part of Florida is easily more backwards and redneck than AL, MS, and LA combined. They are patient zero redneck.
Yeah, metal mostly I think, maybe a bit of both with a slightly different array.
oh my god I'm old now aren't I
so true
i like how the property bros will straight up go
you're insane that is a terrible idea but okay we'll demonstrate why if you want
I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT IT'S GREAT!
Six thousand dollars.
Well yeah, otherwise heart disease is a risk
But I want black stainless steel, so, 8.
Does it even have a camera mounted on the inside so you can check from your phone what you need to buy because a 20 cent pad of paper and a pencil is too much work?
also charming and likable
man I have seen a lot of home shows
There is no good reason for my fridge to have a computer.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I'm not going to lie bro, that is something I'd spend an extra $2 grand for the convenience of.
"Oh shit do I have (X)???"
what if the computer has a food processor
When the machines take over do you want your fridge and its children to be disadvantaged compared to the other more evolved appliances?
I don't even know you anymore.
The prices they quote are ridiculous for one. Like they claim they can turn around a house for like double its listing cost in a month or whatever? Yeah no fucking way. Also they frequently price a house out of the neighborhood its in (not all of the flip shows do, but a lot of them do), so even if there was a buyer for the area they couldn't afford it.
Obviously some markets are different from others, but much like Storage wars when you see them pulling pie in the sky "worth" numbers, know its complete bullshit.
pleasepaypreacher.net
someone told me today that the top reason for people purchasing IoT stuff in homes is 'peace of mind'
so I guess they want to feel like, if their fridge goes out, it'll notify them so that their freezer doesn't flood or ruin their food or whatever
$50 PTZ webcam and some double-sided tape.