Now I am imagining someone doing the thing with a ketchup bottle and sort of swilling it around their mouth and then opening their mouth and ketchup dribbles out and is all over their teeth and gooey strands cross from lip to lip and it is perhaps the foulest thing my brain has ever pictured.
Now I am imagining someone doing the thing with a ketchup bottle and sort of swilling it around their mouth and then opening their mouth and ketchup dribbles out and is all over their teeth and gooey strands cross from lip to lip and it is perhaps the foulest thing my brain has ever pictured.
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I'm not one of these ivory-tower foodies who sneer at the entire concept of ketchup, but for God's sake keep it on burgers and hotdogs where it belongs.
Now I am imagining someone doing the thing with a ketchup bottle and sort of swilling it around their mouth and then opening their mouth and ketchup dribbles out and is all over their teeth and gooey strands cross from lip to lip and it is perhaps the foulest thing my brain has ever pictured.
Now I am imagining someone doing the thing with a ketchup bottle and sort of swilling it around their mouth and then opening their mouth and ketchup dribbles out and is all over their teeth and gooey strands cross from lip to lip and it is perhaps the foulest thing my brain has ever pictured.
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roasted to a fine leather like texture slathered in the most luxurious ketchup
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Now I am imagining someone doing the thing with a ketchup bottle and sort of swilling it around their mouth and then opening their mouth and ketchup dribbles out and is all over their teeth and gooey strands cross from lip to lip and it is perhaps the foulest thing my brain has ever pictured.
Dry ear infections can happen, when the ear canal swells and becomes painful.
Usually there are also skin flakes.
Luckily acidic hormone eardrops are extremely effective (Usually after a day the fading already starts) so consider bugging a doctor/pharmacy about those
Dry ear infections can happen, when the ear canal swells and becomes painful.
Usually there are also skin flakes.
Luckily acidic hormone eardrops are extremely effective (Usually after a day the fading already starts) so consider bugging a doctor/pharmacy about those
One of our sex ed classes in high school had some video which began with some guys discussing the idea that a women on her period shouldn't swim in the ocean because the blood might attract sharks.
The problem was the video dismissed this as a concern without actually answering why. Like I'd guess it's because sharks mostly don't go near beaches, and the average human swimmer has a lot of small cuts and scratches, and the rate of shark attacks is extremely low to start with...but I feel like you need to actually offer up that information?
Five minutes of googling has made me a total expert and in my clearly unimpeachable and professional opinion the consensus is "It hasn't really been studied much and while it's possible, probably not? But also why would you want to chance it?"
This a bit late but sharks are not attracted to human blood.
Most of the reasons humans get attacked is because the shark thinks it is a seal.
Last time I had one I had to use 2 qtips and a mirror, then another with rubbing alcohol to clean up so it wouldn't come back. If I had better insurance at the time I would have gone to a dermatologist.
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Yes!
They suck!
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Trump was right all along
Seal the ports, build the wall
lol indeed
I just didn't get enough sleep
went to bed that night around 2 am, had to be at work @ 6:30
the wall.
right idea, wrong border.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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It's a sign of deep moral rot.
next up mayo flavor chips
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comes free with every Trump steak
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roasted to a fine leather like texture slathered in the most luxurious ketchup
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Auuuugh
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Usually there are also skin flakes.
Luckily acidic hormone eardrops are extremely effective (Usually after a day the fading already starts) so consider bugging a doctor/pharmacy about those
if you're a bad person sure
real people use mayo
maybe a breaded coating too
And on a stick of some kind, for easier eating.
Goddam goldmine we've got here.
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I've seen this before
Elijah Wood needed to save us all.
Inve never seen or dealt with a dead animal before.
Fries are starchy and require lubricant. Chips are entirely crispy and can be washed down with a beverage.
This a bit late but sharks are not attracted to human blood.
Most of the reasons humans get attacked is because the shark thinks it is a seal.
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