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  • shoeboxjeddyshoeboxjeddy Registered User regular
    No monsters? Totoro scares the shit out of my 4-year-old.

    The nice thing about Totoro is that he's somewhat menacing on sight, but a big softie in how he acts. The Chewbacca effect.

  • CelestialBadgerCelestialBadger Registered User regular
    No monsters? Totoro scares the shit out of my 4-year-old.

    The nice thing about Totoro is that he's somewhat menacing on sight, but a big softie in how he acts. The Chewbacca effect.

    I'm not sure that my kid has reached the second part yet...

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    In Persona 5, there is a dungeon you can explore that is a manifestation of the collective unconsciousness of Japan.

    It's too big to explore on foot, but your talking cat party member is like, "That's okay, for some reason, people accept the idea of cats as vehicles" and transforms into a bus for the rest of the party to ride in.

  • DracomicronDracomicron Registered User regular
    No monsters? Totoro scares the shit out of my 4-year-old.

    The nice thing about Totoro is that he's somewhat menacing on sight, but a big softie in how he acts. The Chewbacca effect.

    Totoro rips your arm off?

    I'm grateful for MNT just for Persona 5's catbus jokes.

  • GoumindongGoumindong Registered User regular
    Nobody wrote: »
    TF3 was kind of an improvement over 2, granted, it's mainly because they ripped the plot from two different storylines in the G1 cartoon and offed the two ministrel bots offscreen.

    4 though, wow.

    On the one hand, no Sam - on the other, the Romeo and Juliet scene. Sam is such a bad character I'll take Cypher Raige or whatever his name is over him.

    Cade yaeger. Whenever I read it I double take because there is no way they actually named a character in a movie that.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    I like TF1 and I don't know why. I think maybe it was just the novelty of live action Transformers on the big screen. Everyone in the theater was genuinely excited to see it too. There was a similar effect with The Phantom Menace that made me think it was a better movie than it really was the first time I saw it.

    The sequels are definitely trash, though. TF2 was just fucking stupid and offensive. TF3 was so damn boring and incomprehensible I fell asleep in the middle of it. Haven't bothered with TF4 or 5.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Transformers 1 was a flawed film that had some promise.

    But rather than try to improve on what worked or could have worked, they just doubled down on all the worst parts of the first film, and just kept digging deeper and deeper.

  • AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    I really liked Transformers 1. I didn't like the almost indistinguishable designs for a lot of them, just a mish mash of jagged metal, but I liked the premise, I liked the CGI (I dont know if it still holds up), even the music was pretty good, the Transformers theme is more inspiring than the Wonder Woman theme. Liked the ending to. It's a really solid film IMO, not oscar worthy but fun and good and rewatchable. The rest can get fucked, but Michael Bay will probably watch them getting fucked and them cast them in his next film.

  • CelestialBadgerCelestialBadger Registered User regular
    The mish-mash of jagged metal design really spoiled the whole thing for me. The Transformers of my childhood looked like cars. Big, clunky and robotic. The transformations would have looked fantastic in CGI.

  • HeraldSHeraldS Registered User regular
    The helicopter attack scene to start the TF1 is still how I confirm I've hooked up my surround sound right each time I move. The noise the windows make when they all burst and the deep bass of the gun cannon make the hair on the back of my neck stand up. I highly recommend it.

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    The first Transformers was stupid but watchable, is what I think people are getting at.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I really can't believe we've talked about Transformers here so much today, especially since we all seem to be in agreement on it being a completely shit franchise

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Instead, let's talk about how psyched we are for Baby Driver this week.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Instead, let's talk about how psyched we are for Baby Driver this week.

    sooooooo psyched

    with, like, 5% worry about patriarchal norms

  • AstaerethAstaereth In the belly of the beastRegistered User regular
    I am not at all excited for Baby Driver. I assume
    any Edgar Wright movie will be quite good, and I'll certainly see it, but the concept doesn't excite me at all really.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    After the disappointment of the World's End I want to like Baby Driver but am hedging my bets, I think the action will be hella solid but the dull lead actor/actress combo from the trailers makes it seem like I'm being set up for a bait and switch.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I am confused about what you think qualifies as a bait and switch.

  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    less an action movie, more a teen star crossed lovers movie only with presumably a better soundtrack.

  • EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I am confused about what you think qualifies as a bait and switch.

    What if there's barely any babies driving?

    You know what? Nanowrimo's cancelled on account of the world is stupid.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Disappointment for worlds end? Man that's my favorite movie they did.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    I'm Wright power rankings

    Hot Fuzz
    Scott Pilgrim
    Shaun of the Dead
    World's End

    World's End starts off interesting, but after that good bathroom fight it just wanders, I really don't care for Pegg's character as it continues, the villains were meh and the big ending talk felt like it fumbled what it wanted to say about everything. I don't' know how much of it was Wright writing about himself getting older but that's what it felt like and it was all just a meh movie.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Pilgrim and World's End are two I'm in no hurry to ever revisit, while I've seen Shaun and Hot Fuzz numerous times.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    TexiKen wrote: »
    I'm Wright power rankings

    Hot Fuzz
    Scott Pilgrim
    Shaun of the Dead
    World's End

    World's End starts off interesting, but after that good bathroom fight it just wanders, I really don't care for Pegg's character as it continues, the villains were meh and the big ending talk felt like it fumbled what it wanted to say about everything. I don't' know how much of it was Wright writing about himself getting older but that's what it felt like and it was all just a meh movie.

    This from the guy who backs the fallen movies. Armond White confirmed!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Registered User regular
    I'm still nerd-mad that for being the "green" movie of his Cornetto trilogy, World's End has the aliens blue blooded with blue lighting everywhere.

    It's a pretty alright movie, though. The weakest of the trilogy, certainly.

  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    which is ironic coming from me because The World's End has fallen to the bottom of that chart!

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    You hurt me.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Pilgrim and World's End are two I'm in no hurry to ever revisit, while I've seen Shaun and Hot Fuzz numerous times.

    Pilgrim could have been mich better if they had cast someone else as Scott.

  • GoumindongGoumindong Registered User regular
    edited June 2017
    While worlds end has a lot to say as a film it's lacking as a comedy* and selling it as that made it a lot weaker.

    *its funny, but it's not a comedy.

    Pilgrim is an almost perfect movie. Edit: and the casting was perfect

    Goumindong on
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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGU2dBKEj50

    They basically say it's a tums festival.

  • TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Instead, let's talk about how psyched we are for Baby Driver this week.

    Seeing it on Sunday with director Q&A at the Drafthouse.

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  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Pilgrim and World's End are two I'm in no hurry to ever revisit, while I've seen Shaun and Hot Fuzz numerous times.

    Pilgrim could have been mich better if they had cast someone else as Scott.

    I dunno about the overall quality, but I'd certainly have been more likely to see it

    As it stands, I have not seen Scott Pilgrim, and have to plans to do so.

    Michael Cera is an automatic No Thanks.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Pilgrim and World's End are two I'm in no hurry to ever revisit, while I've seen Shaun and Hot Fuzz numerous times.

    Pilgrim could have been mich better if they had cast someone else as Scott.

    I dunno about the overall quality, but I'd certainly have been more likely to see it

    As it stands, I have not seen Scott Pilgrim, and have to plans to do so.

    Michael Cera is an automatic No Thanks.

    You're really missing out by letting Cera keep you from seeing the movie.

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Pilgrim and World's End are two I'm in no hurry to ever revisit, while I've seen Shaun and Hot Fuzz numerous times.

    Pilgrim could have been mich better if they had cast someone else as Scott.

    I dunno about the overall quality, but I'd certainly have been more likely to see it

    As it stands, I have not seen Scott Pilgrim, and have to plans to do so.

    Michael Cera is an automatic No Thanks.

    You're really missing out by letting Cera keep you from seeing the movie.

    I would agree. It's overall pretty good. Cera is just the most significant weakness.

  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    oh yeah?

  • MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    TexiKen wrote: »
    After the disappointment of the World's End I want to like Baby Driver but am hedging my bets, I think the action will be hella solid but the dull lead actor/actress combo from the trailers makes it seem like I'm being set up for a bait and switch.

    But it stars your best friend and favorite actor Ansel Elgort!

    "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
    "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
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  • TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Pilgrim and World's End are two I'm in no hurry to ever revisit, while I've seen Shaun and Hot Fuzz numerous times.

    Pilgrim could have been mich better if they had cast someone else as Scott.

    They never actually casted anyone for Scott. Michael Cera just wandered into the wrong studio and said he was in it cause he felt awkward. No one wanted to make it more awkward so they just rolled with it.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    TexiKen wrote: »
    oh yeah?

    You just have to like video games a whole bunch, but since you're here, I assume that demographic is acceptable.

  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    oh yeah?

    You just have to like video games a whole bunch, but since you're here, I assume that demographic is acceptable.

    oh yeah?

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    oh yeah?

    You just have to like video games a whole bunch, but since you're here, I assume that demographic is acceptable.

    oh yeah?

    Knock it off.

  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    edited June 2017
    I don't like it, and I do like video games.
    I think that living in a video game, subject to video game rules, would be literally hellish.
    Nothing I've seen or heard of Scott Pilgrim has changed my mind on this.

    Commander Zoom on
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