i was hoping I would go white haireded but so far, like the rest of my hair, it's different colors every-dang-where. i've got brown and red and grey and blonde and white.
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i was hoping I would go white haireded but so far, like the rest of my hair, it's different colors every-dang-where. i've got brown and red and grey and blonde and white.
I can tell I've got some red hair genes in me because you can see it in my facial hair, then it slowly fades to brown.
I'm waiting for the salt and pepper to fill in a bit more instead of random specks of gray.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
I'm a couple months away from 34. Just roll me into a retirement home already.
Same. All of my body hair is going grey and I can now gain weight by simply imagining food.
yeah, I was not expecting gray chest hair
like it never even entered my mind
=(
get *sobs* g-get off my lawn
oh you're lucky that it's just your chest hair
if I was a bond villian they'd call me
Silverballs
is that when you haven't had sex in so long they actually ossify?
Silverballs
He's the man, who needs Centrum Vitamins
A clammy touch
Such an old finger
Beckons you to remodel his aging home
But don't go alone
Old man words are all he has in store
But you can't disguise that you get bored
His knees and ankles start to ache in fall
It's throwback stations from
Mister Silverballs
Pretty girl beware he could be a dad
His jokes are bad
just wait until you hit 30 and nothing at all eventful happens except you can't eat quite as much as before
Now I would agree with you just I lost a ton of weight over the summer and I wolf down large quanities of food as I once did
It's disturbing
But as I said I will be old when I am unable to care for myself.
I work with someone going grey in his early 20's making fun of how I am not and dismayed by my reply of I will if my genetic history holds true I will go grey in my last 50's early 60's
I had trouble going to sleep last night because I think i had heartburn. I can't remember that ever happening before. So either my stomach is giving out or my memory is.
I had trouble going to sleep last night because I think i had heartburn. I can't remember that ever happening before. So either my stomach is giving out or my memory is.
heartburn is literally my constant companion. i eat more Tums than I do food. i had a camera shoved down there once and the doctor said it looked like my esophagus had been in a car accident, scar tissue all the way down
just wait until you hit 30 and nothing at all eventful happens except you can't eat quite as much as before
Now I would agree with you just I lost a ton of weight over the summer and I wolf down large quanities of food as I once did
It's disturbing
But as I said I will be old when I am unable to care for myself.
I work with someone going grey in his early 20's making fun of how I am not and dismayed by my reply of I will if my genetic history holds true I will go grey in my last 50's early 60's
I won the genetic lottery out of my family
I didn't bald at 20 like my brothers (looks like I'm heading for it in my 50s though)
I had no wisdom teeth
I didn't need glasses (20/10)
People have broken their bones trying to kick me -- ex kicked my shin to be a little shit and broke her big toe.. that was a fun easter getting accused of domestic abuse all day by doctors.. jokes on her though, she had to wear one of those sandal booties for 4 weeks.
Now to just pass on my genes to create ultra humans.
bowen on
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
heartburn is literally my constant companion. i eat more Tums than I do food. i had a camera shoved down there once and the doctor said it looked like my esophagus had been in a car accident, scar tissue all the way down
I have barrets esophagus. I'm supposed to get a throat scope done every couple years now for the rest of my life to make sure it doesn't turn into 98 percent fatal cancer.
heartburn is literally my constant companion. i eat more Tums than I do food. i had a camera shoved down there once and the doctor said it looked like my esophagus had been in a car accident, scar tissue all the way down
Don't eat greasy/fat/spicy food within 4 hours of laying down.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
heartburn is literally my constant companion. i eat more Tums than I do food. i had a camera shoved down there once and the doctor said it looked like my esophagus had been in a car accident, scar tissue all the way down
Don't eat greasy/fat/spicy food within 4 hours of laying down.
I can't have anything 4-5 hours before going horizontal. everything will kick it in
heartburn is literally my constant companion. i eat more Tums than I do food. i had a camera shoved down there once and the doctor said it looked like my esophagus had been in a car accident, scar tissue all the way down
I have barrets esophagus. I'm supposed to get a throat scope done every couple years now for the rest of my life to make sure it doesn't turn into 98 percent fatal cancer.
If there is one thing I can do well in this life it is eat all the food and afterwards wonder why im doubled over feeling sick with painful cramps. Go me.
If there is one thing I can do well in this this life it is eat all the food and afterwards wonder why im doubled over feeling sick with painful cramps.Go me.
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yeah, I was not expecting gray chest hair
like it never even entered my mind
=(
get *sobs* g-get off my lawn
hah got 'em!
i was hoping I would go white haireded but so far, like the rest of my hair, it's different colors every-dang-where. i've got brown and red and grey and blonde and white.
oh you're lucky that it's just your chest hair
if I was a bond villian they'd call me
Silverballs
is that when you haven't had sex in so long they actually ossify?
I can tell I've got some red hair genes in me because you can see it in my facial hair, then it slowly fades to brown.
I'm waiting for the salt and pepper to fill in a bit more instead of random specks of gray.
Shovel me into a grave
well
it's a 13+ forum
i can't i have arthritis
and a metal spine
and a metal wrist
and i'm lazy
and if i'm being hinest a little drunk lready
So you're older than I am in spirits!
oh hell yeah i can eat as much as before i just feel sick as a dog and most of it comes up at 3 am and i only enjoy about half of it anyway
well
I probably could
But I'd also triple my weight by doing so
When I was 20 I could tuck away an entire pizza by myself then go work in an 110 degree tractor trailer for 5 hours
I would be lucky to do 3 slices of pizza and lay on the couch today without feeling sick
Silverballs
He's the man, who needs Centrum Vitamins
A clammy touch
Such an old finger
Beckons you to remodel his aging home
But don't go alone
Old man words are all he has in store
But you can't disguise that you get bored
His knees and ankles start to ache in fall
It's throwback stations from
Mister Silverballs
Pretty girl beware he could be a dad
His jokes are bad
Now I would agree with you just I lost a ton of weight over the summer and I wolf down large quanities of food as I once did
It's disturbing
But as I said I will be old when I am unable to care for myself.
I work with someone going grey in his early 20's making fun of how I am not and dismayed by my reply of I will if my genetic history holds true I will go grey in my last 50's early 60's
pizza is in a brand new "always avoid if possible" list
Or both! Don't forget that!
I won the genetic lottery out of my family
I didn't bald at 20 like my brothers (looks like I'm heading for it in my 50s though)
I had no wisdom teeth
I didn't need glasses (20/10)
People have broken their bones trying to kick me -- ex kicked my shin to be a little shit and broke her big toe.. that was a fun easter getting accused of domestic abuse all day by doctors.. jokes on her though, she had to wear one of those sandal booties for 4 weeks.
Now to just pass on my genes to create ultra humans.
I have barrets esophagus. I'm supposed to get a throat scope done every couple years now for the rest of my life to make sure it doesn't turn into 98 percent fatal cancer.
Don't eat greasy/fat/spicy food within 4 hours of laying down.
oh heavens no, not even a little. heartburn is awful.
I can't have anything 4-5 hours before going horizontal. everything will kick it in
and also I now have a thing where I get sleepy before I actually get drunk
so like I can do two beers and that's lights out for me
Yikes!
It plays hell with acid reflux.
it pretty much all does tho, yes?
well, not glad y'all also suffer from heartburn, wouldn't wish that on anyone. But it's kind of comforting to have others who understand that pain.
I don't drink other liquor
because of all the sit ups is what you say then
it may have something to do with spinning for the last six years maybe
i hate when i wake up and it's gotten into my nose. that's fucking murder for the rest of the day