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So I was just having my monthly shower when I got to thinking about how I do it. My friend once said to me that it's better to clean from top to bottom because if you clean from bottom to top then all the soap suds and crud from your skin at the top will make everything below it again dirty. To my 13 year-old brain this seemed to make perfect sense.
Some people like to shower with implements; I prefer to use just my hands.
Dubious science aside, how does everyone else shower? Like me do you take a top to bottom approach or are you perhaps a daredevil who goes for the bottom to top gambit? Perhaps you start at the midriff and radiate outwards like pure rays of cleanliness? Is there some other order of bodyparts - perhaps dictated by the stars - that you use? Maybe you are even a true risk-taker and wash yourself in a totally random order, never truly sure if you've cleaned the same part twice.
This girl loves her gigantic hovering UFO shower. Mine is not as impressive.
Also, what about peeing in the shower. I do it. Lots of people think it's really dirty but if I hit my leg or whatever then I am in the shower and I'll just clean it off. When I hit my leg or arms or hair or whatever when I'm standing over the bowl I can hardly clean it very easily and smell faintly of urine for most of the rest of the day. And nothing makes me need the toilet more than running water all over me. Another thing I never do is jerk off in the shower because it just seems like so much effort. Some people swear by it though. I'd like to try sex in the shower too just because it eliminates the need for cleanup.
I'm not sure why this image of what is surely female ejaculation is under Google Image for 'showerhead'.
Perhaps if you are hot you could provide some images or videos of yourself in the shower, to show the rest of us how it's done. Please, no ugly people, I don't want Redeemer to get distressed. Also no girls because no-one wants to see that, it's not big and it's not clever.
Some people like to shower with implements; I prefer to use just my hands.
Dubious science aside, how does everyone else shower? Like me do you take a top to bottom approach or are you perhaps a daredevil who goes for the bottom to top gambit? Perhaps you start at the midriff and radiate outwards like pure rays of cleanliness? Is there some other order of bodyparts - perhaps dictated by the stars - that you use? Maybe you are even a true risk-taker and wash yourself in a totally random order, never truly sure if you've cleaned the same part twice.
This girl loves her gigantic hovering UFO shower. Mine is not as impressive.
Also, what about peeing in the shower. I do it. Lots of people think it's really dirty but if I hit my leg or whatever then I am in the shower and I'll just clean it off. When I hit my leg or arms or hair or whatever when I'm standing over the bowl I can hardly clean it very easily and smell faintly of urine for most of the rest of the day. And nothing makes me need the toilet more than running water all over me. Another thing I never do is jerk off in the shower because it just seems like so much effort. Some people swear by it though. I'd like to try sex in the shower too just because it eliminates the need for cleanup.
I'm not sure why this image of what is surely female ejaculation is under Google Image for 'showerhead'.
Perhaps if you are hot you could provide some images or videos of yourself in the shower, to show the rest of us how it's done. Please, no ugly people, I don't want Redeemer to get distressed. Also no girls because no-one wants to see that, it's not big and it's not clever.
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Man, how the hell do you urinate
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i never realized i follow a standard schedule till i thought about it, what a lovely thread bongi.
oh my god we're routine buddies! except i do my face and my shoulders before i put the conditioner in so that i don't accidentally wash it out
They shriek and scream while I bathe in their forgotten dreams and lost hopes.
It contained no fuckiing
I don't know what really happens in there, but I usually wake up crying.
Clean, but crying.
i wind my hair on the top of my head with the conditioner in it because it is so long, and i also wash my face before conditioning, i totally forgot about that.
hi5 shower routine buddies
Actually most things are.
It's a terrible experience. One person is always cold and complaining, and you can't get your footing because of how slippery it is...
Shit, it's not worth it at all.
says you
Also, the girl I did it with is about as tall as I was, so you have to fucking lie down, and no shower is big enough for that...
I think the only way it works is if your chick is much shorter than you, you have the manly strength to hold her up and do her at the same time, and you're not too concerned with slipping over and Double-Darwinning.
I hope someon gets me a golden shower next christmas.
Maybe if you had a wetroom it would be easier but it would still rather hurt your knees I think.
you stand up, retard
woman bends over, you attack from her blindspot
God did not intend us to fuck in the shower.
I didn't even know it still counted as doggy style if you were standing up so bugger off.
This...this changes everything.
:winky:
we are the best
Except your mum.
hahaha, oh projeck, all winking himself all up ins
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the closest i can get is to quote myself