this is the most important day of gus' life! i can't imagine anything topping it, so it makes sense he carve it in there now. it's not like he'll have another happy day
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GustavFriend of GoatsSomewhere in the OzarksRegistered Userregular
i'm going to branson this weekend with a girl gang i've been inducted to.
I always wanted to have a Viking Funeral. Put me in a boat with my best sword, set it on fire, push it over a waterfall.
But I also want my remains smuggled into Disney World, like all the people who have had their ashes poured out in the Haunted Mansion before they installed all the night vision cameras.
Current plan - why not both? Valhalla via Splash Mountain. Bonus fun photo for mourners to take home.
Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
I always wanted to have a Viking Funeral. Put me in a boat with my best sword, set it on fire, push it over a waterfall.
But I also want my remains smuggled into Disney World, like all the people who have had their ashes poured out in the Haunted Mansion before they installed all the night vision cameras.
Current plan - why not both? Valhalla via Splash Mountain. Bonus fun photo for mourners to take home.
Can we do Small World with the body instead?
Still, some fun photos for the mourners, though without the waterfall I don't know if it works as well.
I always wanted to have a Viking Funeral. Put me in a boat with my best sword, set it on fire, push it over a waterfall.
But I also want my remains smuggled into Disney World, like all the people who have had their ashes poured out in the Haunted Mansion before they installed all the night vision cameras.
Current plan - why not both? Valhalla via Splash Mountain. Bonus fun photo for mourners to take home.
Make sure you have a friend or family member that is a skilled archer. There's nothing more embarrassing than somebody missing a few shots at your funeral boat as it sails down river.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
When I die I want my body to be implanted within a tree pod and planted in a family relatives' backyard.
I want the tree to be an apple tree.
And I want, many years in the future, for people to eat apples with my spirit within them.
Apple pie, apple chips, apple cider, apple crisp, apple juice, ect...
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Coran Attack!
(I don't understand anything that's going on here)
you were too slow again, gus
we're both smart people
there's no need to lie
Wait is Gus going to die today?
Do you not just keep your tombstone current, just in case?
Nah, just eating some pizza
i'm doing FINE.
But it just became zombie roadkill
Imagine that
(thanks IMDB!)
Uh oh, looks like you took the wrong bus and you're in Bronson
No dice
tombstones are boring
I want a big old boulder with a brass plaque on it atop my remains
or, if I'm rich, a fancy mausoleum with stained glass and wrought iron. that or a series of large stones set in the crude shape of a viking ship
This ain't ovah.
Cremate me and throw the ashes in a puddle
Steam
Mix ashes with cement
Mold crement into a brick
Place brick in sock
Wallop someone up side the head with brick sock
After that, I don't know, maybe use my brick to build a house or something?
This but also give my corpse brick some like angry eyes facing the road so I can scowl at strangers for all time
I was thinking Jellyfish Jones but no idea how a jellyfish would wear a cool jacket.
Luckily I'm no artist.
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Should be swimming inside a bottle of Jack Daniels.
oh see this is definitely how you get a haunting
Jessica doesn't drink Jack, she drinks Tin Cup
But I also want my remains smuggled into Disney World, like all the people who have had their ashes poured out in the Haunted Mansion before they installed all the night vision cameras.
Current plan - why not both? Valhalla via Splash Mountain. Bonus fun photo for mourners to take home.
Can we do Small World with the body instead?
Still, some fun photos for the mourners, though without the waterfall I don't know if it works as well.
Make sure you have a friend or family member that is a skilled archer. There's nothing more embarrassing than somebody missing a few shots at your funeral boat as it sails down river.
I want the tree to be an apple tree.
And I want, many years in the future, for people to eat apples with my spirit within them.
Apple pie, apple chips, apple cider, apple crisp, apple juice, ect...
Just eating ol' Zonugal in a variety of ways.